Chapter 11: A Strange Dinner

Under the clear moonlight, the breeze is blowing, blowing the soft long black hair, dancing slightly, under the bangs, willow eyebrows, danfeng eyes, Qiong's nose is towering, the red lips are delicate, the melon seed face is pointed and chin, and the smile is simply charming and moving. Without powder, the skin is already like snow, white and pure like clotted jade. Dressed in a goose-yellow long skirt, the soft ribbon swayed in the wind, looking tall and slender, I am afraid that it is the fairy in the sky, but that's it. Even when I saw the beautiful wife of the old pig fairy for the first time, I could hardly tell her age, I just thought she was a young girl, until she affectionately called the old pig fairy that I understood that she, she was the wife of the old pig fairy. Such a beautiful woman...... How could he marry a black, short, and fat old pig fairy?

It's really hard to shake your head and sigh, it's like a flower stuck in cow dung......

I opened my mouth in a daze for a long time, and then I suddenly realized that the beautiful woman in front of me was the wife of the old pig fairy. But seeing that the old pig fairy took the oil lamp with a distressed face, for fear that he would be tired of his wife, he looked at me with goosebumps all over his body, and then the old pig fairy affectionately put his head on his wife's fragrant shoulder and rubbed it, and said angrily: "Aren't people back...... I miss you every day and every night, beautiful wife......"

I'm going to go! This meat-numbing scene suddenly made Master and I turn our heads to look at the scenery elsewhere, both of which were uncomfortable.

It wasn't until the beautiful wife pushed the old pig fairy away that the old pig fairy was relieved, and when he saw the beautiful wife's shy appearance, he suddenly realized that there was someone next to him, and the master finally couldn't help but cover his mouth with his hands and clear his throat at this moment: "Ahem!" Old Pig Fairy, this ...... It must be a brother and sister, right? ”

The old pig fairy smiled, and hurriedly came to us and introduced: "Yes, yes, Senior Brother Yang, this is my beautiful wife Sai Yujiao." Beautiful wife, this is the Senior Brother Yang Yuanshan Yang I often mention to you, and the apprentice of Senior Brother Yang is named Li Ergou. ”

Sai Yujiao, such a beautiful name, it is really as good as its name, I smiled stupidly.

I saw Sai Yujiao Lian walking lightly to the master, seeing the number of courtesies, Wan Er smiled and said: "Senior brother is like an eldest brother, Yujiao has seen my brother." ”

Master hurriedly smiled and said, "Brother and sister don't have to be polite, hehe! ”

Immediately, Sai Yujiao smiled and nodded to me, I hurriedly clasped my fists and saluted, and said respectfully: "Senior Li Ergou, I have seen Aunt Yujiao." Aunt Yujiao, she has been listening to the old pig fairy on the road...... Oh no, it's Uncle Shi, although Uncle Shi is in the field, he has been thinking about you, and now I see you reunited as a husband and wife, and I am really happy for you to be a junior, hehe! ”

Hearing this, Sai Yujiao smiled at the old pig fairy who was standing aside biting his fingers and laughing stupidly, and turned to me with a smile: "Ergou, you are really good at talking, but your uncle is indeed good at hurting people, by the way, brother, Ergou, please talk to the house, I will cook and cook immediately, and wash the dust for you." ”

The master nodded politely and walked in first, the old pig fairy and I walked behind, raised his eyebrows proudly at me from time to time, and said with a low smile: "Ergou, I didn't lie to you, right?" This is my beautiful wife, hehe! ”

I smiled bitterly and responded, "The good cabbage has been arched by pigs...... If those handsome men in the world knew that you could marry such a beautiful wife, they would definitely commit suicide with jealousy! ”

"Go, go, go! How do you speak?! The old pig fairy pushed me angrily, but then shook my orchid finger and said with a smirk: "But I like it!" ”

From the outside, the old pig fairy's house is very simple, with four thatched houses, but when you walk in, it is an antique and elegant appearance. The floors and furniture are neat and clean, almost spotless, and everything is well organized. I grinned: "Old pig fairy, Aunt Yujiao is an expert in housekeeping!" Look at how the house is cleaned up, tsk......"

The old pig fairy rubbed his hands and smiled stupidly: "That's that, Senior Brother Yang, Ergou, please sit down." I'm going to take out a jar of the good wine I've treasured over the years, and let's have a good drink today. ”

As he was talking, he saw Sai Yujiao walking out with a stack of peanuts, and said with a smile: "The head of the family is right, you brothers haven't seen each other for so many years, you should sit together and drink some wine to catch up on the old days." It's an appetizer, you drink it first, and the rest of the dishes will be served immediately. Putting down the peanuts, Sai Yujiao twisted her slender and graceful figure, turned around and walked out again.

The old pig fairy poured a few glasses of wine and put them in front of Master and me. Master hesitated for a moment, but still picked it up, I know that Master doesn't drink or eat meat at all, but for the sake of the old pig fairy, he resolutely broke the precedent, which shows how deep the brotherhood between the master and the old pig fairy was.

The master held the wine glass and said with a smile: "I have always avoided alcohol and meat, and I have always been the second dog to do it for me, but this time I am drinking with you, junior brother, I haven't seen you for so many years, and you make me very worried...... I am very happy to see you again this time, I am very happy to see your family, husband and wife, and I am also happy for you...... I'll have a drink and talk about my heart. ”

Hearing the master's short words, I was moved to wipe the tears of the old pig fairy, I thought that the old pig fairy had always been an eclectic, laughing and scolding straightforward person, but I didn't expect that he was also a temperamental person. Picked up the wine glass, touched it heavily with the master, hesitated for a long time before saying a word, and then raised his neck and drank it all...... "Senior brother, senior brother misses you too......"

I didn't expect that the old pig fairy was finally willing to take it seriously and call the master a senior brother, and I don't know how big the gap between the two titles of Senior Brother Yang and Senior Brother is. Senior Brother Yang is a sentence that is no longer ordinary, and Senior Brother is the real brotherhood. Master stopped drinking with only this glass, but I picked up the glass and drank bitterly with the old pig fairy. Drinking wine here, Aunt Yujiao in the kitchen was stir-frying and cooking, and after a while, the old pig fairy suddenly looked at the master's yellow cloth bag and asked curiously: "Senior Brother Yang, you are looking for the secrets of heaven and earth in the north and south, and you have encountered a lot of demons and monsters along the way, but there should be a lot of magic weapons and treasures collected, right?" ”

The master smiled bitterly, first took out my spirit whisker whip from the yellow cloth bag, and said: "This is the spirit whisker grass condensed by pure yang qi, a whip used for sacrifice, it has been confessed to the second dog, it can be regarded as a high-grade magic weapon, and there is only one bundle of immortal ropes, which was originally obtained in an evil temple on Songzhu Mountain." It's just two of them, and nothing else, otherwise it's okay to send you one or two! Hehe! ”

"Tie the fairy rope?!" The old pig fairy's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "That spirit whisker whip is the family of the second dog, so I am not rare, but since the bundle of fairy ropes is an ownerless thing, why don't you let me see it?" ”

Before the master could take it out, I watched in a daze as the old pig fairy snatched it away, and I hurriedly stopped: "Old pig fairy, that is one of our few magic weapons, you can't take it for yourself!" ”

The old pig fairy looked at the bundle of fairy ropes with envy, and then put it into his arms, and said with a smile: "Ergou looked at what you said, why are you so stingy?" I didn't say I wanted you, it's just a rare thing I want to take a look at! How about you stay at my house for two more days and let me have some fun? ”

The master saw that the old pig fairy was in his arms, and I am afraid that he would have to agree if he didn't agree, after all, when he arrived at someone's house, the two of them were busy entertaining our master and apprentice. Seeing the master nodding, the old pig fairy suddenly smiled. At this moment, Sai Yujiao walked out of the kitchen, holding a plate of side dishes, and asked with a smile, "What are you talking about so happy?" ”

The old pig fairy hurriedly made a silent gesture to Sai Yujiao, and laughed in a low voice: "Beautiful wife, your master has made a good baby, let's go back to the room at night and let me have a look." ”

"Go!" Sai Yujiao seemed to misunderstand the words of the old pig fairy, and immediately glanced at the old pig fairy, turned around and walked out, and after a while, he also walked out with hot soup and hot rice. But before Sai Yujiao could set up the meal, the old pig fairy suddenly pouted and rubbed his head against Sai Yujiao's clothes affectionately, and said angrily: "Beautiful wife, people are sleepy and want to sleep......"

As soon as she heard that the old pig fairy was cheap, Sai Yujiao's pretty face suddenly turned crimson, she glared at the old pig fairy in front of the master, and said in a low voice: "Look at my brother is still eating, what are you doing?" Not in shape! ”

"No...... People are just sleepy, and after walking for so many days, they are so tired......" The old pig fairy still pestered Sai Yujiao unrelentingly.

Sai Yujiao smiled bitterly and said to the master: "Brother, don't be surprised, he is this cheap temper, look at this...... I can't control it, and I hope that my brother must take good care of him during this time at home, and he will know that he is bullying me! Saying that, Sai Yujiao glanced at the old pig fairy again.

The master also looked uncomfortable, and smiled awkwardly: "We are not outsiders, you are welcome, my junior brother has been carrying me on his back for the past few days, but he should be tired, it is better to let him go to rest early." ”

Seeing that she couldn't be stubborn but the old pig fairy, Sai Yujiao had no choice but to speak: "Then you go back to the room by yourself and rest first, my brother can't be left alone, our husband and wife can't let people say that we are rude, right?" ”

"No......" The old pig fairy looked greasy, and I wanted to vomit, this slut must have used this trick to get such a beautiful wife. The old pig fairy pulled Sai Yujiao's clothes, and said pitifully: "I can't sleep if my beautiful wife doesn't coax me...... You're going to put me to sleep......"

"I'm going!" I immediately stretched out my hand to cover my face, and Master also lowered his head, and we wanted to turn our heads and walk out. I hurriedly said, "Aunt Yujiao, we are not outsiders, then you and my uncle should go back to the room to rest first, and we will go to rest after eating." ”

Sai Yujiao's crimson pretty face was helpless, so she had to nod and say, "Okay, brother, Ergou, the westernmost part is the room I have cleaned up, and you can rest in that room after eating later." I put this terrible master to sleep first. Saying that, Sai Yujiao pulled the old pig fairy's ears into the inner room, and suddenly heard the old pig fairy screaming all the way, and when they closed the door of the inner room, I was immediately relieved!

But the master sneered strangely, and I was stunned, and I didn't have time to ask why the master suddenly sneered? In the blink of an eye, I saw the old pig fairy open the door of the inner room, clapped his hands, and walked out. And the old pig fairy's face at the moment is also indifferent and angry!