Chapter 1006: Either Resist or Become a Cow and Horse!

In this way, Wang Langkuan beat Xu Desheng hard, but after that, Xu Desheng still smiled at him and knelt there and kowtowed.

"The nobleman is too high-spirited villain, are you tired? I'll fight for you, I'll come! ”

With that, he began to pump his own mouth.

Wang Langkuan was also a little speechless, thinking that this person might be mentally ill, so he ignored it and turned to leave.

Since then, Xu Desheng has officially appeared in people's field of vision, jumping up and down, and he is very happy.

Everyone knows that he is a bully, and he seems to have masochistic tendencies, the more others bully him, the happier he becomes, and he laughs every day.

In the end, people felt that there was no pleasure at all in bullying him, and he would be happy to punch him, and then he would say thank you, and then he would turn his face over and ask for another punch, such a person is really incomprehensible, and people hate to beat him.

So no one beat him anymore, but ordered him to go to work and run errands.

He was always available.

However, there are too many people to use him, and he can't keep it busy.

For example, when he goes to a snack bar to buy some snacks to pack, he can't get it and goes for hours because he has to buy things for dozens of people at the same time.

As a result, people gradually don't have to run errands with him, can't afford to wait, and don't want to beat him.

Xu Desheng has become a strange person, a leper dog that makes people cry and laugh.

Later, Yuan Bingbing also heard some things about this person and thought it was very interesting, so he specially asked someone to call him over and let him be a dog for a while.

Therefore, in the eyes of Yuan Bingbing and Wang Langkuan, they are actually acquaintances with Xu Desheng.

Then they are curious, why did such Xu Desheng appear on such an occasion today, and also snatched the host's microphone?

"Hahaha, everyone! Hello, my name is Xu Desheng! The comrades from the TV station are all here, right? There is a lot of population in Eya City, but there is not much news that happens every day, and the blind date held by the Qin family has alarmed the two star-level beauties in the city, so I guess you will all come, let me see...... Comprehensive station, news station, legal station, doomsday line, Huwei station, Tianlong station, network station are all here, haha, lively and lively, yes, yes, point the camera at me, and then have a close-up! You all be good for me, and all the TV stations in the city will become my family's private property, and you will all be my employees, understand? Hey! ”

After listening to Xu Desheng's arrogant rhetoric, people didn't understand it.

A student from Wild Lan Academy shouted, "Xu Desheng, have you drunk too much Tama?" Get out of here. ”

Xu Desheng looked at the man.

"What's your name? I forgot, but I remember I ran an errand for you, hahaha! Look at your arrogant appearance! Don't worry, we still have some time to get to know each other slowly, whether we know me before or don't, I think we all need to understand! I, my name is Xu Desheng, a bad person through and through, do you know why I'm a bad person? That's you! You are the one who persecuted me as a bad person, all of you human beings!

Xu Desheng suddenly shouted wildly, which made the scene silent.

People don't understand what he said, what do you mean by "you" human beings? Isn't he human anymore?

"My dad told me since I was a kid that I want to be a bad guy because human nature is evil! Bad people are the true nature of human beings! And the so-called kindness is fundamentally hypocritical and a lie constructed by human civilization! People are born evil, from childhood to adulthood, as long as you feel it carefully, you will understand, do you understand that human nature is evil? ”

Everyone looked at each other and thought that this Xu Desheng might have really drunk too much, what was he talking about?

"I remember when I was in Nursery, my lesbian table was a tomboy, and she drew a line with chalk on the table, saying it was a 38 line and it was not allowed to cross the line. Boys are so active, I often don't pay attention to crossing the line, and she starts hitting me, hitting me in the face, and beating me in the back! Hum! Human nature is selfish, originally natural, why did she beat me? Then the little girl came up with a solution, she secretly drew the desk with black ink, and sprinkled chalk on it, and when I didn't pay attention to the line again, I was covered in black ink, and it happened that I was wearing my favorite white dress that day! That's human nature, do you see? Did you hear that? How wicked! How bad! Such a small person is so bad! That's how the world is! ”

Xu Desheng roared almost madly, his voice high-pitched and piercing.

Yang Mu was still in the corner, listening to his words, frowning slightly, not knowing what he was going to do.

"This man seems to be a madman."

Song Yaru bit Yang Mu's ear again and spoke.

Yang Mu quickly turned his head, and his mouth rubbed Song Yaru's face.

Song Yaru hurriedly retreated, her little face was slightly red, and her small appearance made Yang Mu look happy, so she couldn't help but lean over and kiss it, still on her cheek.

"Ahh

Song Yaru called out in a low voice, and then glared at Yang Mu with her eyes.

Yang Mu just snickered, knowing that she couldn't do anything about herself, analyzing the reasons, there might be only one way.

Song Yaru also likes herself a little.

Is chasing a woman complicated?

Yang Mu, the old driver, thinks it's not complicated at all.

As long as she doesn't resist too much, then just rush forward, and a wave of slapping her down on the bed, then it's done.

Don't be timid because of the boredom shown by a woman, because once you are timid, then you really won't be liked by this woman, and most women in the world don't look down on the kind of man who doesn't even dare to kiss himself.

Take it while she's ignorant, that's the most important thing.

And a woman's love often begins to be established after sleeping with a man, which is the state of the pre-apocalyptic era, and the same applies to the post-apocalyptic era.

Did you think this woman loved you before you had a relationship?

Hehe, it's not right at all, all she loves is her own fantasies.

Yang Mu saw that Song Yaru was still staring, so he pointed to the rostrum, meaning to let her listen attentively and see what this kid was going to do.

Song Yaru snorted, and then seemed to have forgotten what had just happened and continued to listen.

Yang Mu smiled, and when Song Yaru was listening attentively, he leaned over again and kissed him for the third time.

Song Yaru's face turned red and hot, and she got up immediately.

Yang Mu hurriedly pulled her back to sit back, then hugged her shoulders, put his ear to her and said, "Okay, okay, don't make trouble." ”

Song Yaru rolled her eyes.

Who is Tamar messing with you?

What is the relationship between the two of us, you just kiss me?

The first time I didn't pay attention to it, I put up with it.

The second time, you took the initiative to kiss?

The third time you're coming again?

I'll set your grandma with a big leg!

Song Yaru was so angry that she was panting, her chest was shaking, and she seemed to be really angry.

Yang Mu squinted his eyes and smiled, knowing that things would be reversed, so he stopped looking at her, as if he was concentrating on listening to Xu Desheng's complaints.

Song Yaru looked at Yang Mu for a while, and saw that his dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, so she had no choice but to put her hand between his legs and pinch his thighs to vent his anger.

And Yang Mu found an opportunity, his legs were together, and Song Yaru's hand couldn't be pulled out.

Hum!

He was indeed a supernatural being.

The power of his seventh-level yellow was all in front of him.

Song Yaru thought like this, but she was a little happy in her heart, because she finally confirmed that Yang Mu was not an ordinary person.

Hey, I can't hold it in my hand, so let him hold it, it feels quite warm.

This rascal! Big rascal! I've never seen such a scoundrel before!

Xu Desheng is simply a broken mouth.

For example, when he was eight years old, because he looked like a girl, the old man in the neighborhood kissed him on the mouth......

and when he went to buy something, people gave him fake money, and he didn't admit it when he went back to find someone;

After eating the ice cream I bought, I had a bad stomach, and later the news revealed that the cold drink brand was made in a small workshop, and the conditions were so bad that I wanted to vomit when I saw it;

His eldest cousin had to ask for a bride price of 200,000 yuan when he got married, and later his eldest cousin gave the money, but the whole family ran away.

And so on and so forth.

This is simply a master of complaining, the more he speaks the language, the more fluent he becomes, and the more he speaks, the more excited he becomes.

Song Yaru sighed when she heard this, and said:

"It seems like this is true in many places before the end of the day."

"Don't listen to him, it's just one-sided, he just said the evil in the world, but didn't mention the good, good and evil originally coexisted, saying these useless, Lao Tzu didn't bother to listen to it, I'm just curious now, what is he going to do? The people who followed him, as well as the kid himself, should have good strength. ”

Song Yaru nodded slightly, and immediately felt that what Yang Mu said was more right.

I really didn't expect this person to be nineteen years old, but his mind is so mature, it's really good.

Song Yaru gave Yang Mu a score.

After that, they and everyone continued to listen to Xu Desheng, and he spoke for another five minutes, and then he got to the point.

"So I have experienced so many evils in my life, I have seen through your hearts, I am tired of all human beings!

Hehe, my dad said that I have finally achieved positive results, and only when I am completely disgusted with you can I kill you like animals, and I can keep you in captivity like animals!

Hehehe, I've been waiting for this day for a long time, and now, it's finally here!

TV reporters, please release the news, the labyrinth passage of Elya is already full of zombies at this time!

And the entrances to the four passages had been blocked by concrete pouring just two hours ago!

It only takes two hours outside the labyrinth city to be surrounded and filled with zombies, which were brought by the zombie airlift birds.

Haha, any idea what that means?

This city, which you think is guarded by humans, will become a food circle for zombies!

Don't worry, you won't be killed right away, women won't even be killed, because you're going to be kept in captivity, you're going to have babies all the time, and then you're going to be food for the zombies!

Hahaha!

Hurry up, TV reporter friends, please hurry up and record such good news, and then broadcast it to the people of all Elya, of course, and those arrogant creatures, you will all become like livestock, and from now on you will be kept in captivity by zombies, for the rest of your life!

Hahaha!

How exhilarating is this, are you afraid?

Yes, yes, that's your expression, please give that lady a close-up! ”

Xu Desheng jumped out of the stage excitedly and grabbed a woman who looked to be only in her early twenties.

This woman's reaction nerves may be quick, or timid, or she has a good imagination, because she has been scared to tears, and the facial expression is indeed a little exaggerated.

Xu Desheng grabbed the woman and hugged her hard and gave her a kiss.

After that, he grabbed her by the hair, went to the press gallery, and pulled the woman's face through every camera.

"Woooooooooo Woooooo ”

The woman kept crying, while Xu Desheng laughed.

"Hahaha! Look, it's her expression, I like it! I really like it! Full of despair and fear, you all have to have this expression from now on and take pictures of her for me! Shoot it down and play it out! Let everyone learn! That's it! See? That's how to cry! Hahaha! She cried so vividly! I'm so happy! Hahaha! ”

Xu Desheng laughed like a madman.

And at this moment, everyone in the square began to panic.

How so?

The labyrinth passage is already full of zombies?

When did you get it in?

Why is this happening? Isn't this Xu Desheng human? So why did he get involved with zombies?

In fact, most people don't know that zombies have intelligence comparable to humans, so they are even more flustered.

in the corner.

Yang Mu was actually very surprised.

I really didn't expect zombies to do it to this extent.

There's no way, the inside and the outside should be combined, and the Dongfang Xuanji itself is their person.

Ah, no wonder those BlackBerry Academy people say that a large number of BlackBerry Academy fighters have entered the city recently.

Hehe, they should all have taken refuge in the zombies, or called the union with the zombies, and in the city, I don't know how many zombies' accomplices, maybe long before they came, they were planning these things, and the establishment of this city itself is for this purpose, the zombies seek to trap the prison of mankind!

Zombies have made some humans slaves, and then they are going to start enslaving others.

Yang Mu's heart was a little cold, cold to the bone.

He has a heart that wants to unite everyone, but the reality is that it is always so cruel.

The human heart is an individual, and it is difficult to screw it together.

"Okay, let's go home, Xiaoru."

Yang Mu got up and pulled Song Yaru.

At this time, Song Yaru was already dumbfounded, she was as shocked as everyone else.

"How so? How so? ”

"Don't worry, things aren't that bad, the most important thing now is to hold our chassis and bring the old man of the Qin family back."

"But Yang Mu, did you hear it just now? He said that all the passages were blocked, and the rest of the roads were mazes, and the maze was full of zombies! Now that the whole city is closed, my father-in-law is trapped outside, can he come back? What's the matter! And according to him, the outside will be overwhelmed with zombies immediately! ”

"Hehe, your father-in-law's voice is really good!"

"Yang Mu! Don't make a fuss, when is this? ”

"Don't worry, I have a record, and I will naturally let the army return safely, what I have to do now is to guard the camp, and then find an opportunity to fight back! Hmph, there are so many people in this city after all, and there are many things we have to do, they want to trap humanity to death, but I think this is an opportunity to unite humanity again. ”

"What chance?"

"There is no way out, either resist or become a cow and a horse!"