Chapter 313: Mountain God

"Bang Dang~"

This moment.

All the lights in the temple were lit.

The candles on the offering table and the lanterns at the door were lit up one after another.

Inside the temple of the mountain god.

Li Xuanshui was begging for forgiveness.

He didn't even look up at the statue.

"Don't insult me, get out."

Chu Sheng saw that Li Xuanshui didn't listen, so he gave him another kick.

Li Xuanshui was kicked and jumped up.

But he still didn't forget to beg for mercy.

"Big guy, why are you kicking me? Hurry up, let's beg the mountain god for forgiveness. ”

Li Xuanshui said angrily.

"What the hell am I ...... Third-rate Taoist, can you look up first? ”

Chu Sheng said speechlessly.

"What do you see? Big guy, do you want to kill me? ”

Li Xuanshui glanced at the stone statue of the mountain god and continued.

He was about to ask for the mountain god's forgiveness again.

But just as he was about to kneel.

I was stunned.

"Wait...... What do I see? ”

Li Xuanshui asked in astonishment.

Look up.

The stone statue of the mountain god stood there motionless.

It's just that.

Why does this mountain god feel so familiar?

He turned his head and glanced at Chu Sheng, who was smoking.

Then I looked at the stone statue of the mountain god.

Then look at Chu Sheng.

Look at the stone statue again.

"Oh my God...... Big guy, you...... You look so much like the mountain god? ”

Li Xuanshui grabbed his hair in disbelief and shouted with a broken face.

Chu Sheng: "......"

Wei Fatzi: "......"

"Ahem!"

Chu Sheng choked on the smoke.

What the hell are you......

"Lao Chu, is he mentally retarded?"

Wei Fatzi asked in astonishment.

Chu Sheng: "......"

"I don't know, but I guess so."

"Big guy, you're going to be finished, you actually look at the mountain god like this, you're going to be killed by the mountain god."

Li Xuanshui exclaimed.

In fact, this stone statue was carved according to the appearance of Chu Sheng.

It's just that the stone statue is not as real as Chu Sheng after all.

So there may be a lost error.

It's nothing, though.

It can still be seen that it is Chu Sheng's.

Chu Sheng: "......"

"What the hell is ...... you"

Chu Sheng kicked out again.

"Ah......h

Li Xuanshui was kicked out directly.

fell to the ground.

"Boss, how crazy are you? Kick me for something. ”

Chu Sheng: "......"

"Alright, get up, don't insult me anymore."

Chu Sheng said angrily.

"What? Big guy, what do you mean? ”

When Li Xuanshui heard this, he was stunned for a moment.

"Get up, I'll take you to the stone statue to play."

Chu Sheng said.

Li Xuanshui: "......"

"Big guy, don't ...... Wait a minute, what do you mean by going to play inside the stone statue? ”

Chu Sheng glanced at Li Xuanshui with disdain.

With a wave of his hand.

With Li Xuanshui and Wei Fatzi, they suddenly disappeared in place.

Inside the stone statue space.

It's like a paradise.

When Chu Sheng and Li Xuanshui Wei Fat Man appeared.

A wooden house appeared in front of them.

Outside, there is a fence around it, and in the center is a house.

"Mountain Temple"

There are three big characters written on the house.

"Big ...... Boss, where is this? ”

Li Xuanshui and Wei Fatzi looked around in amazement and shouted.

"This is the interior of the Mountain Temple."

Chu Sheng said.

If you hadn't been to the City God Temple before.

Chu Sheng really didn't know that there was such a place.

Straddled his legs and walked into the house.

It's like an ancient courtyard house.

As soon as you walk in, you will find the living room.

"Big guy! Wait, what did you mean when you said that this is the interior space of the Mountain Temple? ”

Li Xuanshui pulled Chu Sheng and asked in surprise.

"I said, big brother, aren't you usually very shrewd? How did you get stupid at this time? Isn't that telling?

Your boss is the new mountain god. ”

Wei Fatzi said angrily.

"What?"

Hear the words.

Li Xuanshui's eyes widened, as if his eyeballs were about to pop out.

The mouth is even more open, as if it can be stuffed into a football.

"This ...... How the hell is this possible? Big guy, are you lying to me? ”

Li Xuanshui asked in disbelief.

Chu Sheng: "......"

Wei Fatzi: "......"

"Doesn't that tell the story?"

Wei Fatzi pointed around and asked.

Li Xuanshui: "......"

"Big ...... Big guy, are you really the god of the mountain? ”

Li Xuanshui asked in disbelief.

Chu Sheng smiled undeniably.

Li Xuanshui raised his hand and poked Chu Sheng's face.

Chu Sheng: "......"

"Third-rate Taoist, what are you doing?"

Chu Sheng asked.

Li Xuanshui: "......"

"I ...... I just wanted to make sure if this was a dream or not. ”

Li Xuanshui asked.

"Smack!"

Hear the words.

Chu Sheng didn't say a word.

A slap was thrown straight out.

"Ah......h

Li Xuanshui's body made a big rotation of one hundred and eighty degrees in midair, and then fell to the ground.

His face was directly swollen.

"Ah...... My face, big guy, I'm a draft girl. ”

Li Xuanshui screamed.

"Do you believe it now?"

Chu Sheng asked.

Li Xuanshui was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly got up from the ground.

He looked around in disbelief, then rubbed his beaten face.

looked at Chu Sheng in astonishment, and said, "Big guy, you ...... Are you really a mountain god? ”

"You still don't believe me?"

Chu Sheng raised his hand again.

"No, I believe it, big guy."

Li Xuanshui waved his hand.

Then he knelt directly in front of Chu Sheng.

Grabbing Chu Sheng's pants with both hands.

Chu Sheng: "......"

Wei Fatzi: "......"

"it!! Third-rate Taoist, what are you doing? I'm going to tear my pants, and you're going to rip them off. ”

Chu Sheng shouted.

"Big guy, I didn't expect you to hide it so deeply."

Li Xuanshui shouted.

Chu Sheng: "......"

"What do you want to do?"

Chu Sheng asked.

"Big guy, please help me, take me to fly together, let me become an immortal, okay?"

Li Xuanshui said with tears in his eyes and a pitiful look.

Chu Sheng: "......"

"I'm wiping it! Third-rate Taoist, why don't you go to heaven? If you become an immortal, you want to be a first-grade ghost catcher, and you, an eight-grade ghost catcher, also want to become an immortal? Stop dreaming. ”

Chu Sheng said angrily.

It's really thanks to Li Xuanshui for saying it.

According to the normal procedure, cultivation must surpass the first-grade ghost catcher and reach the peak before he can become an immortal, and he is also the lowest earth immortal.

As far as Li Xuanshui's eight-grade ghost catcher, wants to become an immortal?

Without seven or eight hundred years, it is estimated that there is no hope.

"Big guy, aren't you the mountain god? You can recommend. ”

Li Xuanshui said.

"Recommend you a G2, calf."

Chu Sheng kicked Li Xuanshui away angrily.

"Big guy."

Li Xuanshui pounced again.

"Otherwise, I don't have a doorman here, do you want to come? It's the kind of doorman who will never leave the mountain temple. ”

Chu Sheng asked with a smile.

Li Xuanshui: "......"

"Aha! This construction is still wide, well, big guy, let's go inside and have a look. ”

After Li Xuanshui finished speaking, he walked into the house.

Chu Sheng: "......"

Wei Fatzi: "......"

(End of chapter)