Chapter 1439: Dissecting Yourself
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Historically, Japanese people rarely ate enough and wore warm clothes, so their taste for food was not as long-standing as that of the Chinese.
Until now, the Japanese still think that sweetness is one of the most important criteria for measuring food, but Huaguo counts sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty and their compound taste into the food pedigree, as well as the color, aroma and other criteria.
Japan, howeverβ
Until now, cold food is also the most important part of their food pedigree, they can hardly feel the key and accent of the aroma element to the food, but they have done the color to the extreme, just like their national traditional culture.
After taking the seat, the hostess dressed in classical clothes served plates of beautiful food like flowers, and even Teng Snake was moved by the beautiful appearance, and he couldn't wait to rush up and take every plate of delicious food for himself.
But when it finally got permission to eat, it was disgusted to find that the food was cold!
"Why! I love to eat hot and good! Why give me such a cold thing! Are your tongues made of stone? β
Teng Snake was unhappy to the extreme, dancing on the table and making a big fuss.
It's also thanks to the fact that White Bird, Wise and others have seen a big scene, and their first reaction when they see a strange form of Teng Snake is "a new life created by science and technology", otherwise they would have been scared by Teng Snake, a stupid guy who is alive and nourishing, and he would have bled from being scared.
However, the overly friendly attitude towards the Teng Snake also caused other problems, such as-
"Bai Jun, can I touch this noble life?"
Shiratori asked cautiously.
Bai Sifan looked at Ye Yi: "He wants to have a close contact with your snake, is it okay?" β
"No problem, anyway, this idiot is retarded to the point where I don't even want to admit that he's my little cutie."
Ye Yi had a disgusted expression on his face.
Teng Snake was a little unhappy and said, "Hey, hey, hey!" What do you mean! Am I just so unable to do it? β
"Are you very good at it?"
Ye Yi looked at Teng Snake speechlessly.
Teng Snake felt a great insult to his existence, and said unhappily: "Yes, I am a very good cutie, I am not allowed to refute, refutation is a disguised admission to me!" β
ββ¦β¦ I just want to say that your ugly appearance is really speechless. β
Ye Yi muttered.
Teng Snake was just about to climb up the pole to taunt Ye Yi, when he felt that his body was light, and his wings had been pinched by Zhan Haiting and forcibly sent to Bai Bird and the others.
"Just play, you can't die."
The man was as cold as ever.
Teng Snake: #Β₯Β₯%%!! @@#Β₯ (I have a sentence MMP I don't know if to say it or not)
Zhan Haiting smiled, not minding Teng Snake's customary scolding.
However, after living together for several years, Teng Snake already knows that although Zhan Haiting is not easy to mess with, it is also very easy to deal with, as long as it does not take the initiative to provoke Ye Yi, who this man cares about the most, no matter what he wants, it will be an easy matter.
As for Ye Yi -
This woman is nothing more than a little weird, a little neurotic, a little sensitive...... But in addition to so much trouble, she is still a reliable master, she will prepare food for herself, and she will be a backer for herself, and occasionally even fight for herself~
Thinking of this, Teng Snake's little heart was comfortable again.
Ye Yi also sensed that he was secretly scolded by this fool again through the contract, smiled, and said, "Little snake snake, why are you so indebted?" β
"Because I wasβahhhh What are you going to do! I'm a noble creature, don't touch me in such a vulgar pose! β
Teng resolutely defends his dignity and the snake shouted, insisting on kicking out some of the mouths that came up.
And the few scientific researchers who took the initiative to shoot at the Teng Snake out of curiosity were also honored to see that the Teng Snake was not a snake, it not only had wings, but also limbs and feet.
"Is it a snake or a gecko or a bat? Or is it a combination of the above three animals? β
The scientist looked excited.
Ye Yi didn't want to explain more, so he returned the scene to Bai Sifan.
Bai Sifan patiently explained: "It is an ancient creature, between the evolutionary key points of the three species, its predecessor should be some kind of dinosaur, and its future is mostly bats, snakes and lizards and reptiles." β
"Nature is so mysterious."
The researchers said excitedly.
They were attracted by the incredible nature of the snake, and felt that their three views had been impacted by a new one.
And Teng Snake was pinched in the hands of this group of tasteless guys, and he also felt that his three views had received a great impact.
"Are these people idiots?" Teng Snake asked Ye Yi for his life.
Ye Yi thought for a moment and said, "I know that they are technical nerds, but I am not sure if they are idiot-level technical nerds." β
"Is it so powerful?"
Teng Snake thought for a moment and said, "Forget it, I don't care so much, in a word, I am me, and no one is allowed to provoke me!" β
"Talk like they're trying to provoke you!"
Ye Yi complained about the excessive self-consciousness of Teng Snake for the scientific researchers.
And after Teng Snake was complained about so fiercely, he didn't get angry, and said slowly: "I'm such a dick, do you have any opinions?" β
"No, not at all."
Ye Yi said quietly.
Teng Snake was even more proud: "See no, what is a wave!" This is the wave! The incurable creature is me~Hahaha~What a cute me, what a charming me~ I'm such a super cute cutie~"
ββ¦β¦ You're such a fool who makes you want to vomit when you see it! β
Ye Yi scolded.
Teng Snake doesn't care.
Anyway, Ye Yi's anger can be appeased, but the opportunity to be in the limelight is fleeting.
"Today is my big day~"
Teng Snake screamed happily.
It was as if the whole snake had entered the realm of the sage, shouting happily, so excited that he couldn't help himself.
ββ¦β¦ I don't think I should have brought it here. β
Ye Yi, who felt embarrassed inexplicably, said to the people around him.
Fortunately, at this time, the dishes were basically ready, Ye Yi quietly began to eat Japanese food, and Teng Snake began to be honest after a few minutes of stupid fussing, smiling and following everyone to eat, drink and have fun.
"Oh also! Oh also! I'm a happy little bird~"
ββ¦β¦β
Shiratori and Wise looked at each other.
If they hadn't seen that the Teng Snake was unusual, they would even want to send this perverted-looking winged snake to the laboratory for all-round irradiation and examination, and even consider vivisection, of course, if this guy is the only snake with wings in the world-
They still didn't dare dissect it.
Although Teng Snake is a fool, he is a super powerful fool, and he can easily feel the thinking of these people. Knowing that they actually wanted to dissect themselves, Teng Snake was furious.
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