Seeing the old lady walking away, Lin Chen walked up curiously and asked: "Sir, if you can tell fortunes accurately, why don't you do a good calculation for yourself, calculate where lottery tickets are sold around here, and calculate which numbers can win the jackpot, then you can make gold and silver every day, and you still need to be here under the big sun, set up a stall to tell fortunes, is it so hard!" ”

"My fortune-telling is to help all sentient beings and solve problems for others, and as for money, it is enough to earn food!"

The fortune teller had a cold face and a look of disdain.

Lin Chen shrugged his shoulders slightly, spread his hands, and said with a smile: "This is also a good business!" If you open your mouth, you will give money if you can calculate it accurately, and if you can't calculate it accurately, you won't give money, anyway, you just open your mouth every day and say it! ”

These words made the fortune teller a little displeased.

"Just open your mouth and say that's it? Then you are wrong! My ancestors were fortune tellers for several generations, my wife came out as a teenager to tell fortunes, and then got the guidance of the immortals, every calculation must be in the middle, amazing, the rivers and lakes have been for dozens of years, in our township in that area no one knows, no one knows. Leave behind countless incredible miracles! Which of those dignitaries and nobles didn't drive a car and carry a sedan chair to invite! The great warlords have sent people to ask for his hexagram. In my generation, although it is not as good as my predecessors, it is not a day or two days for me to tell people hexagrams here, if it doesn't work, I will be smashed by others a long time ago! ”

"Wow! That's amazing! Xu Aqi stabbed Lin Chen's waist and whispered, "Look, it's right that I pulled you in!" You're still struggling for a long time! If we don't come in, we won't have a chance to meet this god-man! ”

That expression, a look of adoration!

Lin Chen snorted coldly, "What gods are not gods!" Do you believe the words of such people? Running the train with a mouth, the mouth is unbelievable! Did you see what he said about his grandfather? Hear me? Or have you been verified by experts? It's not that he can say whatever he wants! What dignitaries and nobles came to invite, and he sent to say that the emperor had built a monument for his family! His family is really powerful, and he still needs to live here against the wind and sun, and earn a hard-earned money for other people's fortunes! You really believe it! ”

"Lin Chen, don't believe it! There are really strange people who can know astronomy and geography! Predictable, divined! You see, Jiang Ziya, Liu Bowen, and Zhuge Liang of the Three Kingdoms can't all be pinched! Zhuge Liang can calculate when the southeast wind will start and burn Cao Cao's camp of 100,000 troops, is it powerful! What we met today may be as amazing as he said! Shall we also go over and count a hexagram? ”

Lin Chen smiled, "She's just fooling you with such a mush!" There can be a few Jiang Ziya in the world, Liu Bowen, Zhuge Liang! There is one in hundreds of years, that is, there is a real one, you think you can meet it! ”

Lin Chen, who is upright by nature, looks down on the kind of pretentious street scam the most. In his opinion, the person in front of him is just a liar who wears a suit, has a little common sense of yin and yang, understands some skills of Zhou Yi gossip, and is tricky.

This kind of person, not all of them are able to speak well, can speak skillfully, and even if they say it wrong, they often have the ability to justify themselves.

On the surface, they are all full of confidence and speak the same as the truth, otherwise, how can they be called liars!

They also deceived the old man, deceived women like Xu Aqi, and he couldn't deceive a well-informed person like him Lin Chen!

Xu Aqi looked at Lin Chen suspiciously, didn't speak, and after a while, she remembered Lin Chen's previous words again, patted his hand, leaned her face over, her eyes were sharp, and she took a long breath.

"It seems that someone just said that if people are watching, it's not a husband and wife fighting, there is a dispute between the buyer and the seller, and the thief is caught, it's not who stepped on whose feet, who touched whose waist, let's go ... These things, someone promises, and he will take the big top! Now it seems that the situation was not what someone expected! I just don't know, does what someone says still count? ”

This little girl, take the big top, I still remember!

Lin Chen touched the back of his head embarrassedly, his expression complicated.

"It seems that the fortune teller is really good! Do you want to find him and count him? ”

Beside her, a young woman with a child in her arms was watching the excitement, patting the child gently while discussing with another woman.

"Huh! What a count! Let's continue to listen to his bragging! Another woman said.

It wasn't loud, but everyone around heard it.

"That's it! Let's continue to listen to him brag! When this cowhide blows up, there is a 'bang', which is more exciting than listening to his blind life! Let's just listen to it! ”

In the crowd, I don't know who took the woman's words, and when she said this, she caused a burst of laughter, and Lin Chen also laughed stupidly, as if he had forgotten that there was still such a question waiting for him to answer.

Xu Aqi didn't laugh, she stabbed Lin Chen again, "What are you laughing at!" You haven't answered my question yet! ”

Xu Aqi squinted her eyes and looked at Lin Chen slyly.

Lin Chen took a deep breath, his eyes wandered to the east and west, as if he was avoiding Xu Aqi's fierce gaze, helpless, Xu Aqi's eyes were like two searchlights, wherever he ran, the searchlights followed, where he shone, so that he had nowhere to escape!

This girl is really hard to deal with!

Lin Chen rubbed his temples and smiled helplessly, it seems that he can't fool around with the big top!

"Hehe, that's just talking, you really mean it!" Lin Chen smiled at Xu Aqi flatteringly, "You don't know, I, I have a big butt and an unstable center of gravity, so it's not easy to take a big top!" I've recently.. Fat... Much fatter! Fear.. Handstand... Can't stand upside down... ”

Xu Aqi glared at Lin Chen with disgust, and was about to say something, when his eyes inadvertently swept to see that the fortune teller seemed to be closing the stall, he was wearing sunglasses, putting the scattered things on the ground into his broken bag one by one, and was about to leave.

Xu Aqi didn't care about Lin Chen, jumped over in two or three steps, and said to the fortune teller: "Master, are you going to close the stall?" ”

"Go back! It's better to listen to me..."

Xu Aqi blinked her eyes and said to the fortune teller with regret: "Why don't you help me take a look before leaving?" Look at me in three years, where is my house? Do I have children, boys or girls? ”

Xu Aqi wanted to know too much, she wanted to know the happy future of her and Lin Chen, she said as she turned her head and looked at Lin Chen.

Lin Chen smiled and nodded at her.

Without waiting for the fortune teller to answer, Xu Aqi was already sitting cross-legged in front of the stall.

"Hey, fortune teller, I'm sitting here! If you don't count it for me, I won't leave! ”

The fortune teller stopped what he was doing, the corners of his mouth trembled, and he tilted his face slightly, his perception of Xu Aqi seemed to come entirely from his ears.

It is said that blind people have no eyesight, and their ears tend to be more sensitive and able to pick up information that ordinary people can't. The ears are even more important in the case of fortune tellers who feed by telling fortunes to others.

"This girl, do you really want to count?"

"Of course it's true! It's not true, why am I sitting here? Accompany you and the flies in the sun! ”

There was another "hehe" sound around him.

Looking for the voice, the fortune teller moved his butt to Xu Aqi's side and sat down.

"It's true, you have to be sincere, I'll give you a piece of tin foil, you put it in the palm of your hand, put your hands together, concentrate your mind in the palm of your hand, and close your eyes!"

"Good!"

Xu Aqi did so, and the fortune teller took out a fan from the broken bag and slapped it twice in front of him, reading something in his mouth, and the speed of his speech was very fast, and Lin Chen on the side couldn't hear it clearly at all, and he couldn't understand it.

He raised his head, squinted his eyes, put his hand on the pergola, and looked at the sky, although it was already past ten o'clock, the heat in the air did not decrease much.

This stupid girl, I really believe it! It's unbelievably stupid! I'm really willing to listen to this liar's fool!

I want to see how this liar's play is played!

Lin Chen recently watched a TV show, which is dedicated to exposing all kinds of scams, which is quite interesting, he watched all the episodes without missing a beat.

For general scams, after reading it, it can be regarded as a reminder to yourself, and you will not be fooled when you encounter it in the future! For those shrewd scams, he felt that he not only had a long lesson, but even had a trace of shrewdness in the design, admiration and appreciation of scammers.

Although, it sounds a little ridiculous!

In about a minute, Xu Aqi's facial features suddenly frowned, her whole body trembled like chaff, she screamed "ah", fell to the ground, the tin foil fell to the side, the original silver paper had turned burnt yellow, and a shocking hole was burned on it.

Someone around said, "It can't be a death!" ”

The crowd became agitated.

"What's wrong?"

Lin Chen stepped forward with a sword step and helped her up.

"The tin foil suddenly burned, and it burned me to death, and it hurt like pins and needles all over my body!"

Leaning on Lin Chen's arm, Xu Aqi panted heavily, her face was blue, her lips were white, her head was full of sweat, and she was shaking all over, as if she had just woken up from a nightmare, and as if she had smoked epilepsy.

"What's going on?"

Is this also a trick of liars?

Lin Chen had a dark face and stared at the fortune teller with fierce eyes.

The fortune teller had stopped chanting the mantra at this time, and slowly took off his sunglasses, the eyes that seemed to be blind were half open, and all he could see was the whites of his eyes, and he couldn't see the eyeballs, which looked a little weird and scary.

After a moment's pause, he opened his mouth slightly, let out a long sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand, and waved his hand at the two of them.

"Girl, let's go! I won't take your money anymore! ”

"Don't have money, let me ask you what's going on?"

Lin Chen's words, with the smell of gunpowder, flew out of his mouth horizontally. He has seen a fortune teller, but he has never seen a person who collapses, wounds, or mutilates just because he counts his life!

"You'd better go! Everyone is gone! ”

The fortune teller's hand groped to and fro on the ground in a panic, and he felt his tattered butt mat, rolled it up, and stuffed it into his bag, and then touched his round-headed bamboo pole, and staggered to his feet, ready to leave.

"Hey, you guy, you can't just leave! What's going on? If you don't make it clear, you can't leave! ”

The fortune teller continued to sort things out as if he hadn't heard.

The fortune teller ignored himself, which made Lin Chen even more angry, and when he shouted this, his eyes bulged outward, his eyes flashed with fire, and large blood vessels kept beating in his temples on both sides.

"Don't go! You wait! ”

Lin Chen helped Xu Aqi to rest on a stone bench not far away, and he came back again.

The noise attracted some passing tourists to come in and watch the excitement.

"You can't make people like this, you just go! Tell me, what's going on? ”

Seeing that the fortune teller was still pretending to be deaf and dumb and did not answer, Lin Chen was angry and angry, so he went up and grabbed the fortune teller's clothes.

"What are you going to do?"

Lin Chen's sudden move made the fortune teller panic.

"What do you do, you just want to know! You make people like this, and you want to leave! You think beautifully! ”

The fortune teller was in Lin Chen's hands, like a chicken with eagle claws that had fallen in, he tried to earn it, but was grabbed more tightly by Lin Chen.

The fortune teller knew that he wouldn't be able to leave for a while, so he sighed, held Lin Chen's hand, and said, "You let me go!" I say! ”

Lin Chen let go of his hand, the fortune teller tried the corner of his eye with his sleeve, put on sunglasses again, and whispered to Lin Chen: "That poor girl, she asked me what I was going to do in three years, she didn't know, she would be gone in three years!" ”