Chapter 12: The Guppi Army
"Little brother, little brother, can you tell me where you are live ducking."
Cai Luo lay quietly on the ground, and her tone sounded a little coquettish.
Xie Lang showed a lewd smile on his face, and said with bad intentions: "Ask me what I am doing in the live broadcast room, are you going to send me a super rocket?" ”
"Uhhh
Can you still have fun playing?
How can anyone ask a girl to send a super rocket when they meet for the first time?
Can you order a B face?
"It depends on whether you are handsome or not, little brother, if you are handsome, I can give you a gift." It is not said that it must be said that the super rocket.
As soon as Xie Lang heard that there was a play, he immediately said: "Is it to send a super rocket, if so, I will tell you." ”
"Uh..."
Cai Luo was speechless by Xie Langzu again.
Just kidding, a super rocket 2000 pieces.
Although Cai Luo's family conditions are good, there is no need to give a stranger who has killed her a gift of 2,000 yuan for nothing, right?
Wait, something seems wrong?
Is this still Xie Lang?
You were a genius in the capital of the earth in your last life.
Didn't you say that you will never fool female compatriots to give rewards, don't be a little white face, and would rather die than eat soft rice?
It seems that Xie Lang is on the road of iron bones, going farther and farther.
"666, after watching the live broadcast for five years, the first time I saw a male anchor ask a female player for a gift."
"No, no, no, there is also a Guapima, last time the teacher spent 50 yuan to order a female escort to play, but the female escort was fooled by the melon pima and rewarded thousands of yuan."
"Nima, all of them are talent anchors!!"
game.
When the time came for Cai Luo to lie down, she was forced out of the game by the system.
After coming to the hall, Cai Luo immediately typed in "Prodigal Chicken" and applied to be added as a friend.
Xie Lang is in a game state at this time, and he can't receive the other party's friend application yet.
Entering the room, Xie Lang was lucky and found a Fang Tian painting halberd.
Carrying Fang Tian's halberd, Xie Lang found that the character's movements had slowed down a lot.
It turns out that the characters in this game have weights, and the heavier the weapon, the slower the characters will move.
So, Xie Lang had no choice but to give up Fang Tian's halberd and continue the search.
When he went up to the second floor, Xie Lang saw through the window that someone was hurrying at the outer door, and immediately lifted the rainstorm pear flower needle and shot out all the remaining rainstorm pear flower needles in one go.
Shout! Woohoo!
[The "Saitama" chosen by the "Prodigal Chicken" used the Rainstorm Pear Flower Needle to shoot the "gentle and handsome" Pan Feng, completely 4 kills! ] 】
", so bite, the needle will be seconded?"
"Report and report, this anchor has opened a plug-in."
"Hang a yarn, Fish Pond Bureau, do you need to open a plug-in?"
Hearing others say that he used a plug-in, Xie Lang didn't laugh angrily, looked at the backpack full of backpacks outside the window, and said with a smile: "Say that I use a plug-in, everyone is welcome to hammer me, if you confirm that I use a plug-in, a reward of one million." ”
"Since I drove my brother away, I haven't seen such an arrogant anchor again."
………
At the same time, Douyu Live broadcast another popular anchor, Guapima.
Guapima is the Wuhu Da Sima of the earth, but in the sky blue star of the parallel world, here he is called Guapima.
Although Da Sima's nickname has changed in Sky Blue Star, the live broadcast style is still funny.
"Students, today Mr. Guapi just used an iron head baby (gourd three baby), and won the second place in the finals, unfortunately I didn't eat chicken, only ate a chicken butt, uncomfortable!"
"What do you say, students, Mr. Guapi is going to broadcast now."
"It's still early, it's only 6 o'clock, isn't it usually broadcast live until 7 o'clock, let's fight a few more fights."
"Hehe, Mr. Guapi should go check the first-hand room, or recommend us to see the same chicken eating skills as you, and the strength (comic) anchor can also be."
"Teacher Guapi, there was just an anchor named Horse Fork Worm Room Number: XXXXX, he met the Jiulong Coffin Super Airdrop you dreamed of, and I heard that there was also a Shenluo Heavenly Expedition."
It just so happened that the barrage in Xie Lang's live broadcast room was seen by Guapima.
Some things are so coincidental, among the tens of thousands of barrages, Guapima noticed this barrage and said with a smile:
"Yo, a classmate just now said that today an anchor encountered the legendary Kowloon coffin super airdrop, Mr. Guapi, I have been playing PUBG for more than a year, and I haven't seen it yet, I've only heard of it."
"Teacher Guapi will take you to see what is a Jiulong coffin, but well, before the rounds, Teacher Guapi will go to the toilet first, eh, this is very comfortable."
Suddenly, the barrage in the live broadcast room of Guapima exploded instantly.
All the audience are brushing words such as "iron-headed baby", "dumb-headed goose", "frequent urination horse", and "small boss is a leather sofa".
1 minute later.
Guapima returned to the live broadcast room again, and when he came to Xie Lang's live broadcast room, he saw the title of Xie Lang's live broadcast room, and his eyes widened at the moment:
"The anchor 90 kills chicken, doesn't eat chicken and eats the audience?"
Guapima touched his nose, first with a serious expression, and then suddenly laughed obscenely, and said in the live broadcast room:
"I'm afraid this little boss is Shi Lezhi, 90 kills chicken, doesn't eat chicken and eats the audience? Wow, this little boss is really dripping, my Guapi teacher has been playing PUBG for more than a year, and I haven't heard of anyone who can kill chickens at 90! ”
At this time, with the arrival of Guapima, all the viewers in his live broadcast room also landed in Xie Lang's live broadcast room.
In less than a minute, it invisibly added more than 10,000 viewers to Xie Lang.
The scene of the parachute of the Guapi army is unprecedented.
Xie Lang, who was licking the bag at this time, reacted, and he was still wondering why there were suddenly so many barrages in the live broadcast room, all of which were brushing barrages such as "The melon peel army is here", "The little boss is very iron" and so on.
Guapima?
As soon as Xie Lang saw the barrages such as "Little Boss Tou Tie" and "Dumb Head Goose", he instantly thought of the Wuhu Great Sima of the earth.
"666, what kind of body armor is this anchor on, it feels cool."
"It's a third-level protective suit, dragon scale armor!"
"Who said just now that there is a super airdrop of Kowloon pulling the coffin, where, where? Is this just one dress? ”
Xie Lang glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room and explained: "The dragon scale armor was picked up by me in the courtyard, and in the airdrop of the Nine Dragons Coffin is a skill of the Shinra Heavenly Expedition, which was robbed by others, and now I am waiting for the rabbit." ”
However, just when Xie Lang welcomed Mr. Ma's arrival...
Bang!
Suddenly, the familiar sound of gunfire could be heard in the distance.
"It's 98K."
Just a gunshot, Xie Lang could hear the sound of 98 bullets.
There are still many players lurking in Utan City, waiting for the third round of poison.