Mrs. Zhou looked at the obviously nervous and scared osmanthus, and only let Huang Zheng accompany her to relieve her tension a little, in view of Huang Zheng's fierce personality on weekdays, Mrs. Zhou boldly followed Huang Zheng's advice and let Huang Zheng stay.

Mrs. Zhou said to Osmanthus as kindly as possible: "Osmanthus, can you see the picture that Grandma gave you the day before yesterday?" How much do you understand? ”

Osmanthus blinked nervously, first nodded, then shook her head.

Mrs. Zhou patiently continued to ask: "Where did you not understand, tell Tai, Tai will explain to you......"

Osmanthus trembled her hands, took out a picture from her arms, threw it on the edge of the kang like a snake and scorpion, and grabbed Huang Zheng's hand nervously again, this kind of action made Huang Zheng can't help but have a stronger interest in this picture.

The picture scroll was naturally rolled out, Huang Zheng instinctively glanced over, and saw the entire painting scroll at a glance, Rao was mentally prepared, and still blushed instantly, never expected that this ancient "physiology lesson" and "enlightenment" were so straightforward, so straightforward, and so intuitive.

The techniques used in the drawings are completely different from the "realism" and "fauvism" that were once hidden next to Yang Xiu's pillow, which are full of emotion and desire, and belong to the "mechanical school" and "exaggerated school" of reproduction, overemphasizing the difference between men and women, especially some parts of men, which makes people clear at a glance, surprised by both eyes, and doubtful of life with three eyes.

What makes Huang Zheng even more incredible is that the lower right corner of this huge painting scroll is covered with a big red stamp, which is vaguely recognized as "Shangyi Bureau System".

Shangyi Bureau? Huang Zheng suddenly felt that his brain was not enough, this exaggerated and mechanical scroll was still "officially produced"? No wonder such rigidity, such exaggeration, is like the analysis of the structure diagram in a physiology class, and it is strange not to frighten osmanthus flowers!!

What Huang Zheng didn't know was that decades ago, Beiqiang and South Vietnam formed an alliance and launched a war against Daqi at the same time, and almost half of Daqi's sons were killed and wounded, and finally sent out two princesses and sent a huge amount of "dowry", which calmed the risk of the collapse of the Great Qi country.

In order to reproduce, the Daqi Office tried all kinds of methods, such as if a woman does not leave the cabinet at the age of fourteen, she has to pay taxes to the imperial court every year, and the older she is, the greater the tax; For example, widows can remarry, prostitutes do not have to take the soup as they did in the past, and so on.

Of course, as for whether to take the soup or not, the old bustard has policies and countermeasures, and often drinks it secretly, after all, letting a prostitute have a child is not a good thing for Qinglou.

Huang Zheng's face was red, Osmanthus was frightened, and Zhou Pozi was not even more colorful, and she was worthy of being a character who had gone through the "wind and waves", raised her eyebrows and asked Osmanthus: "Where don't you understand?" ”

Osmanthus Yaoyao pointed to the exaggerated picture and stammered: "Too, too, that stick is so scary, will I die?......

Huang Zheng felt a little crying and laughing, I am afraid that the author of this picture did not expect that the "enlightenment picture" he painted in an exaggerated way actually caused Osmanthus to think that his cave room was punished with a stick, and even had to worry about his life.

Mrs. Zhou was speechless when asked, this is the first time she has been asked rhetorically in the 20 years since she "enlightened" her bride, and she didn't know how to answer, so she tried to explain for a long time: "Osmanthus, this picture, this picture is not accurate, this, this, that......... It's not torture, although it hurts, but you can't die......"

Osmanthus finally shed tears after holding back for a long time, put her head in Huang Zheng's arms and said: "Hmm, I, when I was a child, I was most afraid that my mother would beat me with a burning stick, I was afraid of pain, I was afraid of death, can I only get married, not a cave house?" ”

Huang Zheng patted Osmanthus on the back and said to Mrs. Zhou: "Too, you remind Osmanthus of something else first, Osmanthus will figure it out slowly." ”

Mrs. Zhou helplessly comforted Osmanthus and said: "If you don't understand, you don't understand, you just need to remember, just listen to Cheng Dalang tomorrow night, don't be afraid, the newlywed cave room is a big joy for giving birth to a baby, how can there be a dead person?" The left sentence is dead, and the right sentence is dead! Okay, let me tell you about the precautions of the haunted room. ”

Mrs. Zhou automatically skipped the first step of enlightenment education, simply accelerated the progress, and talked about the hole room.

There is a saying that no matter how excessive things can be done, no matter how excessive, the groom and bride have to stand up.

Mrs. Zhou took out a mat from the cloth bag, pointed to the mat and said to Osmanthus: "There are so many things in the cave room, you first remind you of a few commonly used tricks." At that time, someone may turn the mat and ask you, 'Have you turned it over?', whether the mat is turned over or not, you must not answer immediately, but wait for them to ask five or six times, and then answer 'turned over' when they are pressed, understand? ”

Osmanthus glanced at Huang Zheng ignorantly, saw that Huang Zheng's face was red, knew that Huang Zheng understood, thought about it and asked Huang Zheng later, nodded, and replied mechanically: "Understood." ”

Mrs. Zhou took out a set of children's pitchers from the cloth bag, threw a bamboo arrow into the pitcher with a "snap", and said: "Someone will ask you 'have entered' after throwing the pot?" Regardless of whether the bamboo arrow is thrown in or not, you must not answer immediately, but wait for them to ask five or six times, and then answer 'go in' when they are pressed, understand? ”

Osmanthus had already turned into a pile of paste, and she only nodded ignorantly, but she really didn't know why she was so verbose and troublesome.

Huang Zheng's head has also become a pile of paste, and what she hears and sees in front of her completely subverts her stereotyped, traditional, and conservative impression of the ancients.

Mrs. Zhou talked about a few possible forms of cave houses, which was an eye-opener for Huang Zheng.

Finally, at the last moment, Mrs. Zhou took out a thick towel and a white handkerchief, and handed them to Osmanthus and said: "This white handkerchief should be placed on the couch, and the next morning, the blood-stained handkerchief should be handed over to the elder women in the Cheng family; This towel has to be bitten in the mouth, and no matter how painful it is, you can't exhale the pain......"

Osmanthus's heart was broken, she didn't understand all the words in the front, only the last paragraph understood, but it was blood, and it was painful......

Looking at the osmanthus with a tearless expression, Mrs. Zhou knew that she had spent a long time spitting Xingzi, which was completely a chicken and a duck, fortunately, people's cave house is like the sky is going to rain, the ground is going to be grain, and the pond is like a raw fish.

Osmanthus, ignorant and ignorant, everything is still there, isn't it?

Since the marriage, Cheng Dalang will come to Zhuxiang Village every once in a while, sometimes give a bag of caramel to the pine cone, sometimes give a wooden comb to the osmanthus, sometimes send a hare and duck eggs, and look like a good son who loves his daughter-in-law.

Happy days are ahead, so what is there to worry about.

Thinking of this, the sorrow on Zhou's face turned into a smile in an instant, and he felt that he was worried, thinking that it would not be long before Osmanthus was the same as himself when he was young, ignorant, crying, and crying, he was made by the old man to have a big belly, and he also became a man in one fell swoop, and then he was like a potato, and gave birth to a big nest of boys in his life. "Pet the countryside: Lady, you are so spicy!" The latest chapters of "Paw Book House" are free to read for the first time.