506, it's really where you don't meet in life
"Hahahaha......"
Xiao Feng laughed on the floor and rolled over.
"This idiot, he's definitely in big trouble this time." Xiaofeng's treacherous plan succeeded, but it can be regarded as a heavy blow to Xiaohong, it is said that his master has recalled him, so she ate three chickens for supper as a celebration.
At this time, Gu Tao walked out of the kitchen after washing the dishes, and asked cautiously, "...... Anything to do? ”
"Go and wash my clothes." Xiaofeng pointed to the bathroom: "Ah Dog did a good job today, tomorrow I will take you to add a guild." ”
Gu Tao was laughing in his heart, the Red Devil is going to attack you, old sister, I'm afraid you won't be able to jump for a few days.
Sitting in the bathroom and picking up a lot of clothes, Gu Tao began to classify the piles of clothes together, this is purely a matter of habit, but he didn't expect this old sister to wear such conservative underwear, you must know that the kitten began to wear black lace in her first year of high school, and she was also wearing cotton boxer pants with strawberries on them......
"It's a big size." Gu Tao picked up a bra and put it on his head: "Oh...... Salted Egg Superman. ”
The washing machine began to fill with water, Gu Tao sat on the toilet and began to play with his mobile phone, and after a while, Xiaofeng walked in from outside: "Ah Dog, come on." ”
"Oh."
Gu Tao followed, and Xiaofeng pointed to the ground: "Sit." ”
"Can't you sit on the couch?"
"Dogs can't get on the couch." Xiaofeng shook his head and said, "It's time to teach you the rules." ”
Okay, okay, don't go to the sofa if you don't get on the sofa, just now I forced myself to roll on the ground several times, probably no problem.
Gu Tao sat on the ground, and Xiaofeng dialed on his mobile phone: "Do you know this person?" ”
Gu Tao glanced at it and found that it was the sixth son who was wearing sunglasses and a suit and was walking to the car, he forcibly did not panic and shook his head: "I don't know." ”
"This woman is amazing." Xiaofeng narrowed her eyes: "She will come to Chengdu tomorrow, and we want to assassinate her." ”
You're afraid that you're losing your mind, it's not good to kill anyone, go and kill the six sons. You see, if you don't die, it's over.
"But when I think about it, I don't think it's necessary. The hustle and bustle of the world is for profit, and the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit, I don't believe that such an excellent woman is willing to give people a hand. ”
She ...... Who is it? ”
When he asked this question, Gu Tao himself felt stupid, but fortunately, Xiaofeng was even more stupid, he didn't notice his abnormal expression at all, he just looked strategic, and said seriously: "It's Gu Tao's No. 1 assistant in the inner gate." ”
Assistant? Old sister, that's a daughter-in-law! Do you know what the concept is?
"Yes, she controls half of the base, and she is a very capable woman. I discussed with Jin for a while, but I was not sure that I could assassinate her, so I planned to secretly buy her, and you will go with me tomorrow, you are very similar to that man, I can discuss with her how to get rid of that person, and then you go to Tanuki to change the prince. ”
Lao Tzu is really out of his mind, play this dick game with you.
"Isn't it dangerous......
"It doesn't matter, how fierce a woman can be."
Ha!? How fierce can a woman be? Old sister, don't believe it, if you don't take me tomorrow, you may not be able to come back alive, no matter what kind of phoenix bloodline you are, even if you are the mother of Ultraman, you have to kneel in front of the son of the plane, just by saying that you want to kill the Gu Sect Master, she can directly drag your chicken head off.
But it seems that Xiaofeng likes to play this mode very much, and he plays diplomacy with people even though his IQ is not high, which is the most sassy. It is estimated that she didn't ask for anything good in Kunlun, although Zhengfeng would not be difficult for her, but at least he would not cooperate with her, and everything was still on the face of Phoenix, and now she suddenly wanted to cooperate with Liuzi, isn't it crazy, Liuzi is a little junior sister in the inner door......
Of course, since she wants to play with flowers by herself, Gu Tao doesn't stop her, he really wants to see how far a person can die, like Xiaofeng, who hasn't died until now, can really be said to be a fucking blessing.
"When the clothes are dried, you can go, I'll go live broadcast."
"Oh."
Gu Tao really dried his clothes and left, and then observed Xiaofeng taking a bath in order to test the high-definition camera that was just installed in the afternoon, and the clarity is still very good, but it looks like even the monster sings when he takes a bath......
Early the next morning, Xiaofeng got up from the bed, stretched, picked up his mobile phone and sent a voice message in the group: "Good morning, it's 6:07 Beijing time, everyone should go to bed early and get up early." ”
After speaking, she came to the balcony as usual, but just sprayed the flowers twice and found that there was someone on the way, a short crossbow suddenly appeared in her hand, and she walked over with a murderous face, but at a glance, she saw Gu Tao beating eggs with an apron, and there were fried steamed bun slices and noodles that had passed the water next to her.
"Why are you here?"
"You asked me to come here yesterday." Gu Tao turned around: "You said, remember to make breakfast tomorrow morning." ”
"Did I say that?"
"Yes, why would I come to ......?"
"That's right......" Xiaofeng glanced down at her pajamas and found that she didn't seem to be wearing underwear, so she hurriedly ran back to her room.
And Gu Tao glanced back and muttered in a low voice: "You said a fart, I said you can't remember." ”
He just wanted to try how much Xiaofeng's memory was, now it seems that she is really a person whose IQ can't keep up with her appearance, Gu Tao insisted that she let her come, as long as she repeats it twice, she must doubt herself, and eighty percent of a person is talking nonsense a day, but anyone who is not high enough IQ or not focused enough must not remember what he said.
Now it seems that she is neither focused nor smart enough.
Gu Tao really thinks that he is such a scumbag, and he is actually playing a stupid girl who is easily distracted.
When she changed her clothes and walked out, breakfast was already on the table, and the ability to serve pregnant women and children was definitely not blown, breakfast was clearly only eggs, noodles and fried steamed buns, but it was made colorful, colorful, and flavorful by Gu Tao.
The steamed bun is wrapped in egg liquid, the golden is good-looking, the egg is also a soft-boiled egg floating on a bowl of plain noodles, there are different seasonings in front of the noodles, vinegar, pepper, chili, what do you need to add yourself, and the alkaline water noodles that have passed through the cold water exude the fragrance of wheat and the unique taste of soy sauce.
"Good job."
Xiaofeng learned that Suosuo finished eating the noodles, took a bite of the crispy and fragrant steamed bread slices, and hummed with a satisfied face: "My dog is amazing, I can't see it." ”
"It should be, it should be." Gu Tao smiled flatteringly beside him: "Are you still satisfied?" ”
"Yes!" Xiaofeng nodded with satisfaction: "How do you wash your clothes without dyeing?" ”
Gu Tao was stunned for a moment, and was silent for a long time: "Wash ...... separately"
"Is it that simple?"
How else!
"yes." Gu Tao nodded: "Wash separately." ”
"Something."
No, big sister. Your definition of something is a bit problematic, it's common sense to divide the color of laundry, the inside and outside, why does it feel so amazing in your mouth? How much life content do you have......
"Come on." Xiaofeng called out to the stupid teddy, and when the dog came, she pointed to the dog and said to Gu Tao, "It will be your big brother in the future." ”
"Hehe......" Gu Tao chuckled.
The dog looked at Gu Tao, shrank back in fright, and barked while shrinking back, Xiaofeng didn't catch it, it landed and ran into the cage, trembling......
"Strange, what's going on? Beanie? ”
"You scared it?"
"How dare I." Gu Tao stretched out his hand: "It's the big brother." ”
Xiaofeng also scratched his head: "Forget it, this stupid dog is like this." Let's go, get ready to set off to find the woman. ”
"Oh, okay."
When Xiaofeng went out first, Gu Tao glanced back at the trembling teddy, and the dog knelt down directly for him.
It's really weird...... What the dogs can see, Xiaofeng can't see, but the power of the Dark Eye is flowing in Gu Tao's body.
But it's not for sure, because Gu Tao can clearly feel that Xiaofeng's power actually has a suppressive effect on the Eye of Darkness, in the end, it is the phoenix bloodline, and it is normal for her to not see the darkness in her eyes, and that Jin is a little strange, Gu Tao always thinks that he is weird.
"When I see that woman, don't speak, I'll do it. You know? ”
"Got it."
"Today, we will go over and talk to her, and we can talk casually. talk, the door is open. Fight, accompany to the end. ”
"You...... Newly learned words from journalism, right? ”
"Well, how do you know?" Xiaofeng smiled: "I think it's so handsome." ”
Because I think it's hard for you to understand the actual meaning of this word with your intelligence, why is it that such a thing is recognized as a cunning and treacherous person? Gu Tao thinks that all the mysteries should be on that Jin's body, Gu Tao can't quite understand that person, he doesn't talk much, his face is expressionless, and his eyes don't fluctuate, such a person is either an elm pimple, or an absolute old fox.
Gu Tao leaned towards the latter, and had the opportunity to get to know this person.
When he came to Liuzi's temporary residence, Xiao Fengzhen went straight inside, and the hidden guards around him were stupid, but when they saw Gu Tao standing there, no one knew what was going on, but no one dared to ask.
"You say, is this man too confident or too careless? Such an important person, not a single guard? ”
"I ...... I don't know. ”
Sister, it's because I'm their leader, they don't dare to stop it.
When I came to the living area of the six sons in the back, there were two guards at the door, one was trained by Gu Tao himself, and the other was also trained by Gu Tao himself......
When they saw Gu Tao and a beautiful woman coming, they were stunned for a moment, but they still opened the door directly.
"Yay?" Xiaofeng came in from the door with a surprised face: "It's so strange." ”
At this time, Liuzi was sitting at the desk reading documents, and he hadn't seen Liuzi for a few days, and the dark circles under his eyes were a little heavy, so he should have been under a lot of work pressure recently.
She raised her head when she heard footsteps, just in time to see Xiaofeng and Xiaofeng's ...... behind her
"Hold the grass......" she shouted, and then saw Gu Tao constantly squeezing his eyebrows, and the sixth son immediately understood: "How did you come in, what are the people outside doing!" ”
Xiao Feng sat down on the chair in front of her and hugged her arms: "Little girl, do you know that you have picked up a life?" ”
Gu Tao covered his face with his hands behind him, but his consciousness had already been converted into a sound signal and transmitted to the sixth son: "The daughter of the phoenix, one of the thirty-three great lords, is at the same level as the Red Devil, she is a fool, and she has a hole in her brain." ”