Chapter 360: The Woman Sings and the Husband Follows
Looking at Xiao Yi's teasing look, Yang Xiu knew that Xiao Yi was teasing him, pursed his lips, patted his ass twice rather unsightly, and grinned: "Young General, the waist cut is too painful, if you punish the nine clans, I Yang Xiu really have no relatives to punish, if you must be convicted, then 'steal', if you want to spank, hit it now!" “
After speaking, Yang Xiu really turned around shamelessly and pointed his butt at Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi, who had long understood Yang Xiu's character, laughed instead of being angry, and deliberately covered his mouth and nose and said: "You guy, you are too nonsense, no wonder even Wan Yanyu was so angry that you screamed and became your enemy, it is really a painful thing." ”
Yang Xiu generously accepted the praise of "Xiao Yi", stood up straight, and laughed: "It's a pity that I didn't shoot him!" Time was in a hurry, and I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to beat him, so I asked my brothers to add some condiments to the arrowhead, and if he had just shot, it would be enough for him to drink a pot, but it's a pity, it's a pity........"
Yang Xiu said as he patted his right hand with his left hand in annoyance, hating that iron is not steel, and hating that his right hand is not angry.
This Yang Xiu, a side door, turned his eyes and turned his eyes It was a bad idea, the condiments he was talking about were not chili peppers, lime powder or the like, but "local materials", so that the brothers soaked the arrows in urine.
Don't underestimate this urine-soaked arrow, once it is shot, it is very easy to cause wound infection, the light case often ulcerates for a long time, and the serious case is infected and dies.
Xiao Yi was disgusted for a while, looked back at Huang Zheng who was cleaning the battlefield, holding a large bundle of arrows in his arms, his eyes rolled, and he was surprised: "What, use urine to soak arrows?"
The voice was sharp with astonishment, loud with shock.
Huang Zheng was petrified, and the arrow in his arms fell directly to the ground.
Xiao Jiu and Xiao Shi glanced at Yang Xiu sympathetically, and directly blocked their ears, and sure enough, Huang Zheng's roar immediately sounded: "Yang Yimao!" You bastard!! “
Huang Zheng opened his arms and five fingers, like a puppet that could not move, and his heart was like rolling across the water of the August River, muddy and speechless.
Yang Xiu immediately rushed to Huang Zheng, his flattering appearance made people dare not look at it directly, and picked up the arrow again as if flattering, put it in the basket, and said with a smile like a spring breeze: "Ah Zheng, are you tired?" I'll do the work; You're thirsty, I'll feed you......"
Huang Zheng stood stiffly, with his arms and hands crossed, not daring to move and unwilling to move, and his posture was extremely funny.
This Yang Xiu really helped pick up the arrows, and brought a water scoop to feed Huang Zheng to drink.
Huang Zheng said angrily: "Yang Yimao, is it time to drink water?" I'm going to wash my hands! Hand washing!! Hand washing!!! ”
Yang Xiu suddenly realized, stretched out his hand to grab Huang Zheng's little hand, and soaked his two hands into the scoop together, like two greedy fish, swimming around.
felt that his two hands had finally been washed cleanly, and Huang Zheng, who had been idle, reflected that his hands were washed by the man in this way, and they were touched thoroughly.
Huang Zheng violently withdrew his little hand and said angrily: "Yang Yimao, I haven't forgiven you yet!" ”
Yang Xiu "hehe" smiled and poured out the water in the water scoop, and said with a light look in his eyes: "Ah Zheng, I saved your life again, they all said that the grace of saving lives cannot be repaid, but can only be promised by example, Ah Zheng, or let's get married now......"
Huang Zheng snorted lightly, looked at Yang Xiu's flat belly teasingly, and teased: "Aren't you sick with a big belly?" How can you marry a wife and hurt people, our relatives, cancel it......."
After speaking, Huang Zheng pretended to turn around and leave.
Yang Xiu was in a hurry at this moment, and the angry little daughter-in-law said with a sad face: "Ah Zheng, I'm not doing it for the sake of Gong'er?" In the entire Jiangyang County, I am a person who has gone down the August River many times and has no stomach disease, maybe I can't tell which kind of thing I eat is symptomatic, and I can't let Dr. Lin study it well? “
At the mention of this layer, Yang Xiu was even happier, and almost danced and said, "Before I came, Lin Lu researched the treatment method and made three pills. This guy is very good, and he refuses to let me go when he researches pills, and he releases water every day and mosquitoes bite me, and then Cai Wu said that he received snake smoke, so I put the old guy in prison and ran out with Xu Gazi. “
Huang Zheng himself did not have solid eyes, and even when he heard that Yang Xiu did not have a big belly, he was happy and happy, the reason why he didn't go back to see him was because of the preparations for Huang Tianba's wedding, on the other hand, Huang Zheng had started to ache again at night recently, and there was another point, he just couldn't let go of this face, thinking that as long as he was safe.
"Xiao Yi, have you developed a cure for big belly disease? Did you bring it? Huang Zheng happily ran in front of Xiao Yi, the light in his eyes, like the noon sun, shot out ten thousand rays of light, shining into the haze in the depths of people's hearts, and restoring a piece of clarity.
Only Huang Zheng would call Xiao Yi's name when he was particularly happy and had no worries, Xiao Yi's mind was knotted, and he muttered after a long time: "The medicine has been developed, and Lin Lu also swears that it is absolutely foolproof." I have sent people to find patients with big bellies, give them food first, and then give them what works, so as not to regret it. “
Huang Zheng couldn't help crying with joy: "Great, great, great......" kept repeating these three words, a little demonic joy.
Xiao Yi was infected by this joy and blurted out: "Even if there is medicine to cure the disease, then, then there is no need to rush, rush to rejoice......"
"No!!" A man's voice was angry.
"No!!" A female voice is shrill in her voice.
Huang Zheng and Yang Xiu replied in unison, Yang Xiu's face was like shrimp cooked in a pot, and he said with a red face: "Ah Zheng, are you in such a hurry to marry me?" ”
Huang Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "Thinking of beauty, where did I say about us?" I mean my father, hired and hired, and the day was chosen, this pro must be successful, after getting married, Aunt Liu can always help me take care of Gong'er, and I am also relieved. ”
Yang Xiu flattened his mouth aggrievedly, smacked the meaning of Huang Zheng's words, and suddenly felt that "Aunt Liu can always help me take care of Gong'er, and I can rest assured" and other words, meaning something, and suddenly smiled heartlessly: "Ah Zheng, I understand, you are afraid that after marrying me, there will be no backbone in the family, understand, understand, we don't live in the county seat after we get married, and we still live in Zhuxiang Village, if Ah Zheng likes to live in his father-in-law's old Taishan's house, I have no opinion, just roll up the luggage roll and follow it, others call the husband and the wife to follow, Our family is a woman and a husband, and it's the same......."