668, stupid bird
It can be said that it is quite difficult to get an ID card for Taiyi, he asks too much chicken and talks too much. What kind of majesty and catchiness do you want, but also daunting.
This...... It's better to call it an iron fist.
Let him choose his own name, he said, "This little thing needs to be done alone?" But he was not satisfied with all the alternative names given to him, and he was hypocritical like a girlfriend who didn't understand anything, this one was not satisfied with that one, and he couldn't do it or not, so he beeped.
It's not a problem to get an ID card, but he has to say that he is not a Han but a demon, this is the biggest problem, even if it is Miao, Zhuang, Kazakh, what kind of thing is this demon clan, I really did it for him, 56 nationalities directly gave him 57.
This is not the end, the ID card is not good, he is not satisfied with the special pass, saying that how can he use this special treatment of the lord of the east gate, he must have an ID card, and the special pass cannot do Alipay and small loans, trouble!
Gu Tao didn't know how Taiyi understood micro-loans, but he felt that eighty percent of the small loan companies were probably going to be unlucky, as for which micro-loan would provoke this uncle, Gu Tao didn't know and didn't want to care, anyway...... Life and death are destined for wealth and wealth, whoever is chosen is a lucky child, what can be done?
In the end, because it was really difficult to do plus Gu Tao's flickering, and Taiyi was very anxious, he finally compromised and agreed to apply for an ID card with a Han identity, but he didn't care about the name, just said that his surname was Dongfang, and he didn't care about the name. But although he didn't care about it, he still used his mobile phone to check what was the most awesome thing in this era.
So the Vostok missile turned out.
When going through the formalities for Taiyi, Gu Tao's expression was always solemn, the name Taiyi amused everyone in the office so that he couldn't even suppress Gu Tao's presence and couldn't help it with professional training!
But who makes people like it, as long as he doesn't toss anymore, let alone the Oriental missile, even if it's the Oriental aircraft carrier and the Oriental nuclear bomb, it's no problem, really......
"You're just here, come on, come on, how do you use this thing?"
As soon as Gu Tao went to send Taiyi's ID card, he was dragged by him, and he looked left and right and found that Yun Zhongzi didn't know where to go, so Gu Tao estimated...... He may have been annoyed by Taiyi and found an opportunity to escape.
But since Gu Tao is here, Taiyi naturally won't let it go, Gu Tao leaned over and found that Taiyi was studying Weibo and Shake X, and he was stuck in the link of uploading his avatar, and Gu Tao taught him how to upload his selfie avatar, and when he finally got it all right, Taiyi finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Come, play a game with Lonely."
Gu Tao waved his hand: "Your Majesty, I'm afraid it won't work today, there are a lot of things." ”
"Yes, I wear the seal of the twelve kingdoms."
Gu Tao smiled bitterly and took out a string of cards from his backpack: "The Fourteen Kingdoms, I haven't arrived, so they sent a messenger to stuff this card for me, and said that I must go, it doesn't matter sooner or later, but I must go." ”
"Got a lot of gifts, didn't you?"
"No, I basically refused, and I was short-handed. But they are really too urgent, these fourteen places are all interconnected, and if one place develops well, there will be huge pressure on them. ”
"Come on, come on, tell Gu how you plan to do it."
In fact, Gu Tao was not surprised at all, and he didn't plan to hide it. So Gu Tao opened a map of the mountain and sea boundary, on which the races in each area were marked with red dots.
"Your Majesty, look, this is the map of the Fourteen Kingdoms."
"Hmm...... How many years have passed, and they are still like this. ”
"yes, it's still like that."
Gu Tao took out the induction pen and drew fourteen circles on the holographic map, and these fourteen circles happened to be far away, forming a large circle, and one river and two lakes were wrapped in this circle.
"I'm going to build a city cluster here, and a free trade zone in the center of them." Gu Tao drew a circle in the center of the circle: "This place, the land is barren, there is no output, the transportation is inconvenient and the population is sparse, but if I connect these fourteen cities here, and then set the mortal trade point here, then it will become the most convenient trade distribution center." It is surrounded by a river and a lake, and is surrounded by a plain in all directions. ”
Taiyi is also a person who governs the country, and he touched his chin and stared at this picture: "It's not appropriate." ”
"What do you think?"
"Well...... Taiyi took out his pen, drew another circle between each two small circles, pointed to this and said, "Gu thinks it's better to set another one here, and then ......"
Taiyi added a few circles under the red circle of this transfer station mode, a large trap and a small circle, and introduced the center point step by step. Each ring is about 100 kilometers apart, and the two rings are also more than 100 kilometers apart.
Gu Tao looked at this pattern, frowned for a while, and then suddenly patted his forehead and said, "Your Majesty's proposal is too good, so that any diversion point can distribute or integrate things in a timely manner." ”
"You're still a little immature. This is called one tax and multiple roads, and as long as you pay the tax once, you can move freely between the fourteen countries. There are more merchants, there is vitality within the scope of this large circle, and the tax is less, the goods are cheaper, not only the merchants seek profits, those peddlers and pawns for cheaper goods, they will naturally gather here, and so on, the fourteen countries eventually become one country because of profits, and this is the most central part of the mountain and sea realm. “
Taiyi can!
This old guy who can't even play with his mobile phone, really has something, although he usually looks how unreliable, but this expert knows whether there is a shot, first of all, he didn't think about the distance, just from the perspective of taxation, the original goods are in and out to pay taxes, and now after this operation, the goods from the distribution center can avoid a large amount of taxes. But on the other hand, it has brought an unprecedented population! Population is a dividend!
Far from reducing the income of the 14 countries, this tax-free zone will lead to an unprecedented financial explosion because of its growth. In the short term, it is the 14 countries that have suffered losses, but as long as they continue to develop healthily and well, the tax revenue will only be much more, or even ...... When the time comes, there will be so many that they will not dare to collect it!
"Your Majesty is really a great talent."
"What is it?" Taiyi pursed his lips: "Pointing to the circle in the center: "Lone also wants to go in." ”
Gu Tao was stunned for a moment, raised his head and glanced at Taiyi: "What does Your Majesty mean?" ”
"This free trade zone in the realm of mountains and seas and the mortal world, can you add thirty-three days?"
Great! The products of each region are different, and the things that each region is good at processing are also different.
"But Your Majesty......" Gu Tao simply put down his backpack and sat down opposite him: "You look at this second map." ”
Gu Tao showed the design of the Lushan Economic and Cultural Zone in front of Taiyi: "This is the corresponding area of the world, if it is really as His Majesty said, do we also need to build one here?" The inland government of Dongmen is vast and rich in products, and I believe that it will be very competitive. ”
"Let's get the mountains and seas up first, let Lone take a look." Taiyi raised his chin: "Also, don't tell Gu at this time, you have hung up the position of a palace, and it is okay to ask me about everything?" If you hang the appearance of the fourteen kingdoms, it is not my thirty-three days? ”
In the face of Taiyi's reprimand, Gu Tao couldn't say anything, so he had to nod yes, after all, Taiyi was right...... He was the third-in-command of the Thirty-Three Days, and he should have done this.
Suddenly, Gu Tao felt that he might have been taken to the pit, this is a big pit......
"Go get busy." Taiyi waved his hand: "By the way, you give WeChat to Lone." ”
Gu Tao added Taiyi's friend, and then went to busy with his own business, and Taiyi walked to the emperor's platform with his hands behind his back, looking at the mountains and mountains below, he held the white jade railing with his hand, and sighed.
"Silly Bird Silly Bird Silly Bird ......"
Suddenly, there was a commotion behind him, and Taiyi turned around and found that it was Jin Crow who was actually cursing behind him......
"Bastard!" Taiyi frowned: "Good and dignified, where did you learn the bastard words!" ”
Jin Crow was so frightened that he shrunk his neck: "Stinky stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!" ”
"You!" Taiyi glared at Jin Crow: "Scold again!" ”
Jin Wu fluttered his wings and flew into the sky: "Stinky fool, Lao Tzu can fly!" ”
Taiyi stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and the golden crow was directly fished out of the sky, and it was slapped twice in the face: "Say it again!" ”
This time, Jin Wuke was stunned, it tilted its head to look at Taiyi, muttering in its mouth that it didn't know what it was saying, but suddenly its tone became very shocked and shouted: ", I'm afraid I'm not going to be the emperor." ”
Taiyi listened to it one by one, and laughed dumbly......
With his cleverness, of course he knows where he learned the swear words of this divine beast, and the last sentence is probably also said by that kid, but just this sentence, Taiyi really thinks that he has a good vision, and that kid is definitely an imperial talent. It's just that this foul mouth is full of swearing, it's not good...... It's really not good.
"I'll let Lone hear you swear later." Taiyi pinched Jin Wu's mouth: "The lonely shop is going to add vegetables." ”
And at this moment, the guards in the audience said that Yun Zhongzi asked to see him, Taiyi walked down slowly, and saw Yun Zhongzi standing there, Taiyi snorted: "It's lonely and annoying?" ”
"No, no, Your Majesty...... What did you talk to him about? He told me that I would give him the details of the mountains, rivers, folk customs, and natural resources of the East Gate Land. The minister didn't dare, so he came to ask. ”
"Give." Taiyi waved his hand one by one: "Give it all." ”
As he spoke, he raised the golden crow in his hand: "Also, send this thing to him, it's dirty, and it's lonely." ”