Chapter Eighty-Five: Fooling Around
Hu Xianxian saw that the guest room he had lived in before was already full of people, and the door was full of black dog blood, and there were many runes pasted on it.
Zhang Laodao set up an incense case at the door, and there were incense wax paper money, glutinous rice copper coins, copper bell long swords, and a bundle of red rope on the incense case.
Hu Xianxian didn't know what the red rope was for, so he asked a maid next to him: "What is the red rope for?" ”
The maid glanced at Hu Xianxian with disdain, "Of course it's a monster." ”
Hu Xianxian said "oh", "That rope is quite thin, can it be tied strongly?" Don't let the youkai run away again. “
The maid couldn't say why, so she was very annoyed by Hu Xianxian's question, "What are you talking about?" Zhang Zhenren will naturally catch the monster. ”
Hu Xianxian said "hmm" twice and nodded.
The maid saw that she was quite honest, and felt that she was talking a little heavy, so she asked her with a smile: "You just came from the country, right?" I don't complain that you don't know, how can there be such a big pomp and circumvention of demons and ghosts in the countryside. ”
The big rough man in the nursing home was injured when he hit the wall that day, and said that Hu Xianxian was a monster, he listened to them, and came over and asked, "Who is it?" Who just arrived? Why didn't you say a word to me, the nursing home? If you invite people with unclean hands and feet and make the owner lose something, who will take care of it? ”
Hu Xianxian took two steps back, squinted his eyes, crooked his mouth and said, "Hehe...... I'm Madame...... Relatives of Mrs. Hometown. ”
Da roughly glanced at her, feeling a little familiar, but he didn't have time to think about it. Because Zhang Laodao was asking the little guys to carry the wood and hit the door, they were all attracted by the monsters that were about to appear.
Zhang Laodao's long sword pointed directly at the house, "That demon has been trapped in the house by the real person, you don't have to be afraid!" With all his strength, he smashed open the door, and the real person let you wait to see the Taoist magic technique! ”
Hu Xianxian whispered: "Master Gu should have the key, it's a pity to hit the door like this and break the door." ”
Da Ku said: "That monster bolted the door from the inside, and it could only be hit." As he spoke, he glanced at Hu Xianxian, who had forgotten to distort her face from what she had said earlier, and suddenly remembered who she was.
Da Ku pointed at Hu Xianxian's eyes like copper bells, "You...... You...... You, ah, she...... She...... She ......"
Hu Xianxian smiled at Da Ru, and he shouted, "Ah, Mom......"
But his exclamation did not attract the attention of others, because everyone exclaimed in surprise.
The door had been slammed open, and they swarmed into the room, only to see the maid lying on the bed.
Zhang Laodao pointed his sword at the maid, "Okay, you bold demon, you dare to sleep when you are dying?" ”
The other maid said: "Isn't this the third aunt's personal maid dumpling?" Ah, no wonder the Taoist said that the third aunt was full of demons, and after a long time, the dumplings became monsters. ”
Everyone saw that the so-called monster was their acquaintance, and there were those who were afraid and those who doubted. The noise of their chirping woke up the sleeping ball.
Tuanzi looked at the crowd around him, looked at Zhang Laodao again, and cried in fright: "What's wrong with me...... I was about to deliver food to the third aunt......" She cried and cried, her eyes searched the crowd, and stopped at Da Kuo's body, "Brother Da Kuo, you save me quickly......"
Da Ku was originally grunting with her mouth open, but when she heard her begging for help, she hurriedly ran to the bed and shouted: "She's not a monster!" Wrong......"
Zhang Laodao shouted: "Drag this stupid man down for me!" He was confused by the monster, hum, the real person can't tell the difference between a person and a demon? ”
Da Ku was so anxious that his face flushed, "Who dares to drag Lao Tzu?" He turned back to Tuanzi and said, "Don't be afraid, there is a brother here." ”
Da Ku and Zhang Laodao were confronting, and Hu Xianxian felt that his heart was hot, and his nose was a little sour. She was a little envious of the little maid, and she didn't want to play with these people anymore. Hu Xianxian walked out of the crowd and walked to the bedside.
Da Ru looked at Hu Xianxian in surprise and walked over calmly, opened his mouth, but did not identify Hu Xianxian.
Hu Xianxian smiled at Daru: "Why don't you say that I am a monster?" Hurry up and leave the Gu Mansion with your group, this place will soon turn into a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood. I see that you are still a little bloody, and I will spare you. ”
Zhang Laodao was not ashamed of seeing the wrong person, but yelled at Da Ru: "Don't go!" Okay, Master Gu gave you so much money, you actually dare to collude with monsters to harm Master Gu. ”
Hu Xianxian moved an apple through the air, and the apple "swished" into Zhang Laodao's mouth. He couldn't speak, and his hands were still waving.
Hu Xianxian said to everyone fiercely: "I am a mountain spirit and a wild monster, it is this god stick who lied to me that as long as he kills Master Gu and the third aunt, he will give me a lot of elixirs." ”
Zhang Laodao hurriedly picked out the apple stuffed in his mouth, but he couldn't pick it out, so he waved his hand vigorously at everyone.
Hu Xianxian sighed, very aggrieved and exaggerated, and began to complain: "Alas, you people are really good at deceiving people. This old god stick doesn't have any elixir at all, I think, it's okay if you don't have an elixir, get some silver and buy it yourself. “
Seeing that everyone was very interested in listening to her, she said more vigorously: "I saw that Mrs. Gu gave him a lot of silver, I asked him for it, but he didn't give it. I went to ask Mrs. Gu directly, and Mrs. Gu said that she hadn't killed Master Gu yet, so she couldn't give me ...... in advance."
Those maids and little servants all made a fuss, some wanted to go to Gu Changen to listen to Hu Xianxian's "earth-shattering conspiracy", and some wanted to report to Mrs. Gu. Taking advantage of the chaos, Hu Xianxian gave Da Ku a look, and he left in a hurry with the ball.
Zhang Laodao finally took out the apple stuffed in his mouth with the help of a Taoist boy who followed. He wiped the blood from his mouth, and was ashamed to avoid the stern gaze of Mrs. Gu, who had just arrived here.
Seeing that Zhang Laodao had stepped aside, Mrs. Gu asked Hu Xianxian with a cold face: "You wild girl who talks nonsense, when do I want you to kill the master?" ”
Hu Xianxian jumped in front of her, stood on tiptoe, made a more gloomy expression than her, and pressed it into Mrs. Gu's face, "I'm a mountain spirit and a wild monster, not a wild girl!" Be careful that I kill you on the spot! ”
Mrs. Gu took a few steps back again and again, and glanced at Zhang Laodao with disgust, "Did you find this wild girl to deliberately make trouble, and deliberately said that she was a monster and colluded to cheat me out of the money in my house?" ”
Hu Xianxian sneered and said, "Obviously, the three of us colluded together!" You said that Master Gu doesn't care about you anyway, it's better to kill him and the little goblin, and if you have a family property, you can live as happily as you want. ”
When Hu Xianxian said these words, she saw Gu Changen walking in with Gan Rutao, who was slightly panting, and she saw that Gu Changen's face had turned blue.
Mrs. Gu still wanted to reprimand Hu Xianxian, but before she could speak, she was slapped twice by Gu Changen, and her face instantly became red and swollen.
Gu Changen roared at the stunned little guy next to him: "Lock this wicked woman in the firewood room for me!" Send this old god stick to the yamen! Find another monk to take this monster! ”
Mrs. Gu let out a terrible scream: "Wronged! Sir, sir......" but she was quickly dragged out.
Zhang Laodao and the Taoist boy he brought with him were also tied up by Wuhua Dahua, but Zhang Laodao didn't feel depressed, and smiled weirdly at Hu Xianxian.
Hu Xianxian didn't bother to pay attention to what he was laughing at, she looked at the little guys who wanted to tie her up but were afraid to come forward, and said to Gu Changen: "Master Gu, I'm not in a group with them." If it weren't for me, your concubine would have been tortured to death by them. Right? Sweet as a peach. ”
Gan Rutao looked at Hu Xianxian, "You, are you really a monster?" ”
Hu Xianxian smiled and said, "Monsters won't harm people." As long as you give me enough silver, I can be a Baojia Immortal, do you know what a Baojia Immortal is? ”
Gan Rutao smiled and said, "I know, I used to know a guest, but I have money." He has a Baojia Immortal in his house, and it is, like a mouse......"
Hu Xianxian looked at Gu Changen, whose face was uncertain, and said vividly: "I am much stronger than those little mice, I can make you rich, and I am richer than Master Kuai." ”
Gu Changen, who was hesitant, was teased by Gan Rutao for a while, and remembered that Hu Xianxian seemed to recognize Kuai Senxiong, and actually agreed to support Hu Xianxian. Hu Xianxian was able to settle down in the Gu Mansion, and he asked for this and that every day, so that Gu Changen did not have a moment of peace.
Half a month later, Gu Changen was really tossed and couldn't stand it, so he used the excuse of going to other places to transport goods and went out with Gan Rutao.
When Hu Xianxian saw Gu Changen go out, he even wasted his family property indiscriminately, and even asked the guys to close the shop and accompany her to distribute the horses on the street. Those who passed by took the free silk cloth, and they all thanked Hu Xianxian happily, and praised Gu Changen for being a great good person.
Three days later, when Hu Xianxian was being praised by passers-by for being very comfortable, a yin and yang strange voice sounded in her ears: "Hu Yunu, can you go back to the house?" Mrs. Gu has something to discuss with you. “
Hu Xianxian didn't raise his head, and responded impatiently and casually: "What are you discussing?" Didn't you see that this immortal was busy? ”
"Hmph, does Hu Yunu want everyone in the world to know that you are a Fuhui Jade Girl but you are cheating everywhere and wronging the virtuous people?"
Hu Xianxian heard that this was wrong, "Who is what, what jade girl?" As he spoke, he looked up, and it turned out that the old Tao had been released from the yamen.
Zhang Laodao stretched out his hand: "Please, Mrs. Gu has something important to discuss with you." ”
Hu Xianxian should have completely recognized his identity when he saw him like that, and he might have a back-up move against him, so he didn't quibble much, and followed him back to the house.
Mrs. Gu had been released from the firewood room, and when she saw Hu Xianxian, she did not show resentment, but invited her to tea affectionately.
Where does Hu Xianxian dare to drink?
Mrs. Gu smiled and said, "Fuhui Yunu is still afraid that I will not be poisoned?" I'll tell you the truth, we know you're here to vent your father's anger. “
Then she lowered her head very sincerely and said, "Xianxian, we are sorry for your father." Alas, speaking of which, I am still your distant aunt, and I blame that I was blinded by lard back then, and helped Gu Changen plot to steal Brother Hu's money! But I've also suffered retribution, haven't I? This Gu Changen didn't remember how good I was to him back then, and the little wife married one after another. ”
Hu Xianxian ignored her fake words, but noticed that she said that she was her distant aunt, and asked, "What are you talking about?" What distant aunt? ”
Mrs. Gu wiped away the tears squeezed out of the corners of her eyes, and said gently: "My surname is also Hu, and my maiden name is Hairong." Today's patriarch of the Hu family in Lingzhou is my own brother, Hu Haizhong. Immortal, don't you know, back then, Gu Changen had a big heart and wanted to make a fortune in the capital, but he lost all his money......
Hu Xianxian waved his hand to interrupt her words, "I remember, Gu Changen's wife is indeed from the Hu family, if it weren't for distant relatives, my father wouldn't trust you so much." What about you? If you lose money, you will come to rectify your relatives? ”
Hu Hairong glanced at Zhang Laodao, and she didn't know what tacit understanding had been reached between the two, and her emotions completely calmed down: "What insight can I have as a woman?" It's not Gu Changen who calls the shots? Alas, we only want to cheat from both your family and Hu Shoubei's family, and we only want to cheat more money from both ends. We didn't expect to hurt my dad so badly, the guy who sent your dad is called Drill, we really didn't expect him to have such a bad heart. ”
Hu Xianxian also glanced at Zhang Laodao, "Oh, you just want to make money, you don't want to kill people, the sin should be lighter, isn't it?" ”
Zhang Laodao looked at the sky with his eyes, pouted and said, "You just want Gu Changen to end up with both people and money and die miserably, we can help you!" Don't talk nonsense, you don't want to damage your reputation as a blessed and beautiful girl, and even your family, and we don't want others to see through our schemes. What about you, go ahead and get revenge on the drills......"
Hu Xianxian drank the tea, "Okay, I didn't expect you to speak so refreshingly!" Then tell me where you live the drill, and I'll go. As for you, I don't care what you want to do. ”
Zhang Laodao and Hu Hairong glanced at each other, and Hu Hairong said: "Diamond opened a casino at the north gate of Liaozhou and called the rich gambling house. ”
Hu Xianxian got up and left, took two steps and turned back, "How did you get out of the yamen?" ”
Zhang Laodao and Hu Hairong glanced at each other again, and Zhang Laodao said, "I have always followed Master E. ”
Hu Xianxian nodded and smiled, "It turned out to be Erihun's follower...... Hehe......" She pointed at Zhang Laodao and then at Hu Hairong, "You two are a couple, aren't you?" “
The two of them didn't answer, and Hu Xianxian said again: "I'm wondering how Gu Changen, a profiteer covered in copper, can build such an elegant and exquisite garden, it turns out that there is a lady with elegant taste. Hu Hairong was said to be beautiful and elegant, and full of poetry and books, but he didn't expect to be like this now. ”
She swept away, her voice still echoing over the Gu Mansion, "It's a pity that a pair of hard-working mandarin ducks have been twisted into a pair of ugly and sinister embarrassment!" “