Chapter 53 Brushing the mini-boss is cool
Yang Baobao is gone, just as he said, friendship is not something that is said by mouth, but by action.
In order to tie Bai Yang firmly to his chariot, I believe he will definitely give a satisfactory answer.
And Bai Yang is the most satisfied.
The beginning is a hanging, and the equipment is all sent.
Now that even the base is available, and there are people who come to help with the free decoration, and the fellow cultivators are so intimate.
Now, Bai Yang looks back at himself, and what he lacks is obvious.
Evil thoughts, resentment values, even if they are yin virtues, they need to be as good as possible.
However, yin virtue is hard to find, and evil thoughts are easy to find.
Bai Yang's mind moved, and he also left the temple, and then rode a motorcycle and left quickly.
Soon after, the cemetery was abandoned.
It's a small hill, overgrown with weeds, and generally no one comes.
Bai Yang stopped the motorcycle, walked in, and soon saw the Maitreya Buddha who had moved over earlier.
Well, I was a little surprised that I just put Maitreya Buddha here, and it was more than two meters tall and conspicuous.
But now, half of Maitreya Buddha is buried in the soil, only half of it is exposed, and it is still covered with weeds, and it is obvious that it should be the heart of the heart, afraid of being stolen.
But this old monk is too careful, almost a thousand catties of stone statues, and in the potholes of the hills where the car is inconvenient, who is idle and hurts to come and move this thing?
Pouting, Bai Yang walked to Maitreya Buddha, squatted down, and said with a smile: "Lao Xu, I came to see you, are you happy?" Surprised? ”
There was no response, I don't know if I fell asleep, or I was too lazy to take care of it.
Bai Yang grinned, stood up, began to untie his pants, and then directly poured a soak of urine on the corner of Maitreya Buddha.
Ghost King Xu Huan: ......"
Buddha Spirit Relic: "......"
Ding Dong: Evil thoughts from Xu Huan +50.
"I know that Lao Xu is here, how about it, come out and chat?" Bai Yang said with a smile.
Still not responding.
Bai Yang raised his eyebrows, looked around, and muttered: "It's bad, this release of water, I feel like I want to have a big one, and there is no toilet next to it." ”
Ghost King Xu Huan: "......"
Buddha Spirit Relic: "......"
Ding Dong: Evil thoughts from Xu Huan +50.
"You're enough, boy, what the hell do you want?" The Ghost King couldn't help it and roared angrily.
Bai Yang was puzzled: "People have three urgency, isn't this human nature?" Didn't you when you were alive? Oh my God, you're a man who doesn't have a ****! ”
Xu Huan: "......"
Ding Dong: Evil thoughts from Xu Huan +100.
"Boy, don't talk nonsense here, trash talk is useless to this king, either get out, or, there is a kind of removal of the Buddha statue." Xu Huan said coldly.
"Huh? How do you know I'm going to get rid of the Buddha statue? Bai Yang was a little surprised.
Xu Huan was stunned.
Is this kid really fake? Are you willing to let me out?
"Well, not today." Bai Yang grinned.
"What the hell do you mean, boy?" Xu Huan said angrily.
Bai Yang said: "To be honest, the two of us have no grievances, you said that I didn't treat you like this, right, after all, you didn't hurt me." ”
"It's good if you know, let me out, this king will remember your favor, and he will definitely give you a lot of benefits. But if you don't let me out, when this king comes out of the Buddha by himself in the future, boy, you will die. "Xu Huan's eerie threat.
Bai Yang said: "Then you are broken." ”
Xu Huan: "......"
"I can't break it, in fact, only I can help you, but I have one condition, as long as you promise me, I will let you out." Bai Yang said temptingly.
Xu Huan hurriedly said, "What conditions?" ”
"Use the way of a dog barking to sing the most dazzling national style."
Xu Huan: "......"
Ding Dong: Evil thoughts from Xu Huan +100.
"Boy, don't wait for me to go out, when I go out, this king will make you unable to survive, unable to die." Xu Huan roared angrily, although he didn't know what the most dazzling national style was, but learning to bark a dog, this kind of humiliation would never be forgiven.
"If you don't want to, then it's okay to learn to bark."
"Get out!"
Ding Dong: Evil thoughts from Xu Huan +50.
"Look at you, didn't I discuss with you, what are you angry about, you are angry and hurt your body, you are easy to live a short life, you have a normal heart, remember your normal heart." Bai Yang looked helpless.
Xu Huan ignored it directly.
This is here to tease me, you wait, as long as I go out, as long as this king goes out......
After that, no matter what Bai Yang said, Xu Huan stopped bubbling and seemed to block everything.
Seeing this, Bai Yang had no choice but to give up.
This wave, I gained three hundred and fifty evil thoughts, well, sure enough, brushing the ghost king is cool, if this is put on Zhang Kui's two little ghosts, I don't know how much saliva and how much time I have to waste to get these.
But when it comes to the two little ghosts, I think of the statue of Zhong Kui, if you continue to upgrade Zhong Kui, will its gourd also be able to accept this ghost king.
After all, a wild ghost king is not safe to put here, if someone comes here one day and moves the Buddha statue away, wouldn't it be a bad thing?
The best choice is to take the ghost king, carry it with you, and communicate regularly, which is not only safe, but also provides a steady stream of evil thoughts.
Well, then here's the problem, the resentment is not enough.
Hey, the road to the strong is slow, and I need more imps to squeeze.
His mind turned, pondering all kinds of ideas, Bai Yang didn't waste time, turned around and left.
When I got home, there was no one at home, only Zhou Kai was addicted to the game and couldn't extricate himself.
Bai Yang went to the bedroom to take a look, the sun moved, and the statue of Zhong Kui, who was originally basking in the sun, was in the shade at this time.
Bai Yang thoughtfully moved the statue of Zhong Kui to the sun-covered area.
Ding Dong: +10 evil thoughts from Zhang Kui.
Ding Dong: Evil thoughts from Liu Dakui +10.
Bai Yang grinned.
No matter how small the mosquito is, it's meat, and my brother doesn't dislike it at all.
Just as it was fine, Bai Yang picked up the Yin inkstone, sat cross-legged on the bed, and continued to practice.
Three hundred and ninety evil thoughts can improve one's hundred-day foundation by another wave.
Without hesitation, he transformed his aura and began to cultivate.
With the progress of the Hundred Days Foundation Building, the speed of absorbing spiritual energy has also accelerated a lot, which is equivalent to an increase of 0.5 times.
This kind of improvement is all a perception of cultivation, Bai Yang understands that with the improvement of cultivation in the future, the speed of absorbing aura will be faster, but the aura required will be correspondingly more.
No wonder now that the cultivation world is declining, how can the bigwigs stand this kind of consumption.
It's like a bowl of water, which is quickly filled, and a tank of water can be filled, if it is a lake, and only a small stream flows, it will take the year of the monkey to fill it.
And people have a limited lifespan, and the result has not yet broken through, and time is gone.
Not to mention, this big guy is dead, and he won't go back to absorbing the consumed aura, a big guy is like this, ten hundreds, thousands, the cake is limited! No matter how talented the junior Tianjiao is, he can only stare dryly.
Fortunately, buddy is open, so I don't need to grab these leftovers with you.