Durian gets into trouble
Miao Cha couldn't help but recall the scene when she was a child when she was teased by Miao Peony throwing durian.
So he hurriedly stepped forward and asked the vendor: "Boss, you said that this durian is twenty taels and one, why is it so expensive?" ”
"This fruit is transported from a very distant place, of course it is a little more expensive!"
"I'll sell it cheaply, and there are very few customers at night, and I sell thirty-one taels during the day."
The vendor explained to Miao Cha that he didn't want to be cheap, after all, the merchant was not profitable, so why did he do business?
Miao Cha saw his stubbornness, so he stopped bargaining: "Okay, bring me one." ”
She took out twenty taels and handed them to the vendor, and by the way, she borrowed the vendor's knife to break the durian into two.
The durian was cut open by a knife, and immediately emitted a strange and unpleasant smell.
Because Miao Cha used to be in the house, she was often teased by Miao Peony with durian, so she was used to the smell of durian. Miaochen on the side smelled the pungent smell of durian and hurriedly covered his nose.
"Brother Miao, this is a good thing. Although it tastes bad, it tastes good. Miao Cha looked at Miaochen's actions and smiled.
Miaochen was puzzled: "Really, fake?" ”
Miao Cha picked out a little durian and deliberately teased Miaochen: "Brother Miao, do you want to eat a little?" ”
"I don't want it!" Miaochen hurriedly refused, he couldn't stand the smell anymore, where did he dare to eat!
Miao Cha chuckled and was born: "Haha, it turns out that Brother Miao also has times when he is afraid." ”
"What are you afraid of, how can I be afraid?" Miaochen dodged weakly, and Miao Cha stared at him.
"Okay, Brother Miao, let's go in quickly, otherwise it won't be too late to save Miss Huayan in a while." Miao Cha didn't think Miaochen was funny at all, so she didn't tease him.
"Good! But Cha'er, how do you want to save that girl? Miaochen touched the sweat on his forehead, he was afraid that Miao Cha would force him to eat durian just now.
Miao Cha said calmly: "Brother Miao, you just wait and watch for a while." ”
Then the two returned to the Hundred Flowers Pavilion, and at this time, Hua Niang was making the final judgment on Hua Yan's future.
"Huang Yuan's bid was 2,000 taels, and no one was bidding. So Huayan is owned by Huang Yuanwai, congratulations to Huang Yuanwai! Hua Niang was overjoyed, and Hua Yan really didn't disappoint her!
Huang Yuanwai showed off to everyone in the cabinet: "Haha, the old man finally hugged the beauty." ”
"Congratulations to Huang Yuanwai, congratulations to Huang Yuanwai."
The surrounding guests flattered Huang Yuanwai, after all, people have money, maybe there will be a place to beg him in the future.
Hua Yan felt desolate at this time, and her body became cold with her heart.
She had long prayed for herself, hoping that the auction would be a good son, but she didn't expect her appearance to cause trouble.
At this time, Huang Yuanwai, who had accepted everyone's blessings, walked slowly to the flowers on the stage with slightly old steps.
Miao Cha saw that Huang Yuanwai wanted to get close to Hua Yan, so she took the first step to come to Hua Yan's side.
Hua Yan, who was in grief, suddenly saw Miao Cha, who was wearing men's clothes but was a woman, come to her. So she looked at Miao Cha with surprise, what did she want to do?
"Sister Huayan, I have a way to wish you out of trouble, you are willing to believe me." Miao Cha came to Hua Yan's side and whispered to her.
Huang Yuanwai, who had already come to the stage, saw a handsome young student suddenly appear next to Hua Yan, talking to Hua Yan, and mistakenly thought it was Hua Yan's good look.
So he thought, anyway, Hua Yan was already his person, so it was better to be generous and let them say their final goodbye.
Hua Yan asked in surprise: "Really, what way?" ”
"Sister Huayan, anyway, you have no way back now, so you might as well try."
Miao Cha stuffed a large lump of durian into Hua Yan's hands.
"Sister Huayan, you put the durian under your armpit."
Hua Yan said gratefully: "Thank you, girl! ”
She is an extremely intelligent woman, and looking at the durian in her hand, she knows the intention of Miao Cha.
Then Hua Yan not only painted durian under her armpits, but also painted her whole body, invisible places.
At this time, a breeze blew in, and Hua Yan saw that the time had come, so she took the initiative to come to Huang Yuanwai's side and wanted to pull Huang Yuanwai's hand.
"Huang Yuanwai, thank you for buying me, you don't know that I have been asked for it because of my body odor for many years, thank you today!"
When Hua Yan spoke, she deliberately fiddled her arms in front of Huang Yuanwai.
"What, it stinks? You....... ”
Huang Yuanwai smelled the foul smell in front of him, and listened to Hua Yan's words, and knew where the smell came from.
Huang Yuanwai sighed: "I didn't expect such a beautiful girl to have body odor, it's really unlucky." ”
Then he hurriedly snatched the silver ticket he put in the hand of the flower girl, turned around and left.
"Huang Yuanwai, don't go, you listen to my explanation that this is not the case." Hua Niang saw that the silver ticket was not hot yet, so it was taken away, so she was anxious to explain to Huang Yuanwai!
Huang Yuanwai ignored her at all, and walked quickly towards the gate of the Hundred Flowers Pavilion. At this time, the extremely fast pace under his feet seemed to be even more youthful!
When Hua Niang saw Huang Yuan leaving, she wanted to re-auction Huayan, but when she saw that the guests in the pavilion looked disgusted, she knew that there was no play.
Everyone saw that the auction had ended, and Hua Yan's body was always exuding a bad smell, so they left one after another.
"You were fine at first, why did you suddenly emit a foul smell? He also said that he had body odor for many years! ”
Hua Niang questioned Hua Yan, and then sniffed it carefully on Hua Yan's body, and suddenly felt that the unpleasant smell was like the smell of durian.
So she hurriedly opened Hua Yan's plain hand, and found that Hua Yan's fingertips were really stained with a little durian.
Hua Yan said gloomily: "Okay, you little girl dares to play yin." ”
"Why, this sister doesn't want to, do you still want to force others?" Miao Cha was on the side, helping Hua Yan speak.
"She is the girl of this Hundred Flowers Pavilion, I don't care if she wants it or not." Hua Niang knew that she blamed this girl for being nosy just now, otherwise the duck wouldn't have flown to her beak.
Miao Cha didn't flinch: "Really? But I think Sister Huayan probably can't sell it, so you might as well give her to me directly. ”
Hua Niang looked at Miao Cha and said dissatisfiedly: "Give it to you!" This girl, don't think that you are dressed as a son, I don't know if you are a man or a woman, I think you are here to smash the field! ”
Mu Fan, who was sitting in the private room, had been observing Miaochen's every move, and at the same time discovered this eccentric and wise Miao tea girl.
Unexpectedly, at this time, I found that this girl actually quarreled with his subordinates for a woman in a flower building, so she got up and watched curiously.