Chapter 170: It's time for my sister
"Whew!
Sun Wukong, who finally came out of the toilet, was refreshed and looked relaxed.
Catching a glimpse of Sun Xiaosheng who was still sitting on the sofa, Sun Wukong said with a strange expression: "Xiaosheng, why don't you go to sleep?"
"This woman is not obedient at all, and I want to watch her finish things. ”
Sun Xiaosheng pointed to the woman in front of him and said angrily.
The woman holding the mop had a stiff face and was furious in her heart.
If it weren't for the horror of these two kids, why bother?
"Oh!"
Seeing that Sun Xiaosheng didn't go to sleep, Sun Wukong also jumped on the sofa helplessly, looking at the woman on the ground in a daze.
"Xiao Sheng, how can you pee if she doesn't have a little brother?"
Looking at the woman in front of him, Sun Wukong asked with a strange expression.
For the first time, he learned that the woman did not have a little brother.
"This... I don't know about this, so why don't you ask her?"
Sun Xiaosheng couldn't explain it, in fact, he was quite curious in his heart, but at least he knew that there was a difference between men and women, where was he like Sun Wukong, asking such an embarrassing question in person.
If he knew that Sun Wukong was in that position, he wouldn't know what he was thinking.
Seeing that Sun Wukong really had the posture of coming up to ask, the woman with her head down suddenly raised her head and asked with curiosity: "You are so small, why are you so powerful?"
"Is it amazing? It's because they're too weak, if it weren't for the guns and sticks that hurt me, I'd have hammered them to death in one fell swoop." ”
Sun Wukong said indifferently.
Seeing Sun Wukong talking about the stick, Sun Xiaosheng couldn't help but say curiously: "Wukong, where did you get this stick, why are you so powerful?"
A pair of eyes looked at the wooden stick hanging on Sun Wukong's back.
"This stick is called a wishful stick, it was left to me by my grandfather, it can be long or short, big or small. ”
Sun Wukong immediately took off the stick and said proudly in his eyes.
"Look at it, long!"
Sun Wukong held it in his hand, and with a soft shout, the stick instantly became longer.
Then they changed one by one, which made Sun Xiaosheng's heart itch.
"Wow! that's so fun, can you play with me?"
Sun Xiaosheng's face was surprised, and his big eyes were full of curiosity.
"Give!"
Sun Wukong did not hesitate, shrunk the stick, and handed it to Sun Xiaosheng.
"Long!"
"It's useless, only I can use it..."
Seeing that Sun Xiaosheng also followed his example, Sun Wukong said proudly, but he was stunned in the middle of the conversation.
The wishful stick held in Sun Xiaosheng's hand actually became longer in an instant.
The woman on the side was already stunned in place, looking at the wooden stick in Sun Xiaosheng's hand with fiery eyes.
There is such a magical weapon in the world, if you can take it in your hands.
Bang!
But before he had time to think about it, he suddenly felt a pain in his chest, and the whole person was carried out by the wishful stick.
"Hahaha... It's so much fun. ”
Looking at the woman who was directly pressed against the wall by the Ruyi stick, Sun Xiaosheng laughed.
"Little Sage!"
Sun Wukong was a little cute, looking at the woman hanging on the wall and smiling, he couldn't understand it at all.
Sun Xiaosheng didn't put her down, tilted his head and whispered to Sun Wukong.
"Huh?"
Sun Wukong opened his mouth wide and looked weird, but his eyes rolled for a while, followed by excitement on his face.
The woman who was pressed against the wall held the stick on her chest, and her hands were so strong that she couldn't shake it.
"Little friend, you've got your sister, put your sister down. ”
A trace of embarrassment flashed in the woman's eyes, and she couldn't help but say softly to Sun Xiaosheng.
"Oh oh oh! Long!"
The woman had just fallen, and before she had time to rub her chest, suddenly the wooden stick came up again, and it was still stabbed in the same position.
Bang!
The whole body was instantly attached to the wall again.
The woman who was sticking to the wall instantly turned ugly.
But thinking of his previous plans, he had to hold back and endure.
"Haha... It's so much fun, Xiao Sheng asked me to play too. ”
Sun Wukong's eyes were overjoyed, and he immediately sat down.
"Okay! Let's do it together!"
The two sat on the sofa at the same time, one holding a wishful stick.
"Short!"
"Long!"
Sun Wukong shouted 'short', Sun Xiaosheng immediately shouted 'long', and the woman who was sticking to the wall didn't have time to react at all, only hearing a crash on her back.
The pain in her chest made the woman angry, and if she hadn't seen the two children in front of her, she would have wondered if their plan had been discovered.
"Short!"
"Long!"
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Where did Sun Xiaosheng and the others pay attention to her, and they still had a lot of fun.
Under the silent night sky, there was only the sound of walls crashing.
"My sister is your friend, and you hurt my sister like this. ”
The woman's face stiffened, the strength of the two children was too great, no matter how hard she tried, the stick on her chest did not move.
"Long!"
The woman clinging to the wall looked pained.
Syllable!
Suddenly, the sound of a balloon shattering came, and I saw the woman on the wall, looking at her chest in shock.
"What's the sound?"
Sun Xiaosheng felt strange in his heart, looked left and right, and found nothing.
"It's over, little saint, you put people's ass... Oh·· No, it's the top of the chest. ”
Sun Wukong looked at the woman's two breasts, one big and one small, stunned.
"Oh! It's you, you can't blame me, who told you not to shout. ”
Sun Xiaosheng looked at the woman who was dead on the wall and said to Sun Wukong.
"It's you who shouted too fast, don't blame me. ”
Sun Wukong is not happy, and he can't be blamed for this.
Sun Xiaosheng thought that the feelings of good friends could not be quarreled because of a woman, so he couldn't help but take a step back and said: "Anyway, one is broken, and the other should also be broken, so it looks better, Wukong, what do you think?"
"Yes, but I'm going to do it this time. ”
Sun Wukong looked left and right, and also felt very awkward.
"Bastard, what are you waiting for, get me down!"
The woman who was pressed against the wall had a hideous face at the moment, and she was no longer as soft as before.
Whew!
Two cold rays of light suddenly appeared in front of the two of them, and they thrust towards Sun Xiaosheng and Sun Wukong's eyes.
Obviously, knowing the defense of the two, he chose the key point to attack.
The two of them, who had been prepared for a long time, turned over and leaned back on the sofa.
"Great!"
With the sound of the sofa falling to the ground, Sun Wukong's immature child's voice came.
Syllable!
A crisp sound, followed by a shrill scream.
Looking at the completely deflated clothes in front of him, his eyes were full of bloodthirsty madness.
"Oh yes, is that symmetrical? ”
Sun Wukong jumped and looked at the woman in the distance with a satisfied expression.
"Hey, hey!"
Sun Xiaosheng also nodded again and again, looking innocently at the woman in the distance with a pair of big eyes.
Raising her head slightly, looking at the two children with harmless faces in front of her, the woman was completely crazy, it turned out that she had been being played.
(End of chapter)