Chapter 65: The Otherworld (5)
The earth was still shaking, Lin Chen straightened his back, helped Xu Aqi to stand up, and helped her dust off the soil on her body.
"Hey, you haven't answered my question yet!"
Lin Chen was speechless, his eyes were full of complicated colors, he found that Xu Aqi's nosebleed was sticky on his fingers, so he rubbed his finger on the tree, and then held that finger in front of his eyes, looking left and right.
"Say it quickly!" Xu Aqi urged.
Seeing that Xu Aqi's expression became ugly, Lin Chen had to quickly squeeze out a smile
"What is there to say! If you have to say it, I'll tell you the truth! If you really die, you're dead! I don't have the art of returning to heaven, what else can I do! Right! All I can do is dig a pit and bury you! It's not just right! It's buried there, behind the tombstone. Lin Chen said as he raised his chin in the direction of the tombstone over there. What do you think? Not bad! It's also quite a high ground here, so you can stand tall and see far! I know you like to be lively, and with so many rats as your companion, I believe you won't be lonely! Also, the scenery here is good! It's all green and tall pine trees, and you can grow green with them forever, how nice! The most important thing is to save trouble! Look, the steles have been prepared, and even the names are inscribed. Hehe, there are two sides to everything, even this thing, so I want to thank this person who built a tombstone for us! This is who did a good deed, and did a good deed without leaving a name! Not only did it save me trouble, but it also saved money by the way, how good! ”
"Good! Good! Not bad! Your efficiency has always been quite high! ”
Xu Aqi pouted, squinted at Lin Chen, and kept nodding.
"Hey, hey!"
Lin Chen smiled awkwardly.
"Ahh
I don't know if it was because of the strange fragrance, or if the grass hair remaining in her nostrils stimulated Xu Aqi's nerves, she turned her face sideways and sneezed.
Lin Chen thoughtfully patted her on the back and said, "That strange fragrance makes people dizzy and disgusting!" I feel sick too! However, it seems to have faded a little now! Let's get out of here! ”
Xu Aqi ignored him, twisted the grass hair cleaned out of his nostrils with the tips of his fingers, and said faintly: "Do you want to suffocate me?" Stuff a clump of broken grass in my nostrils, what if there are ants in this grass? ”
"I checked, no!"
"What if?"
No way! This girl loves to teach, and she really stinks again! It's just not the right time!
"Aren't you feeling bad? Looks like you're okay! ”
"Ants crawl down their nostrils into their heads! If the ants regenerate little ants in my brain, won't my brain become a hornet's nest, can I still have it? It's scary to think about! ”
Xu Aqi's statements are often unexpected, and they often make Lin Chen cry and laugh!
"Oh! You think so much! ”
"Also, Lin Chen, are you so anxious to bury me? Also worry-free, trouble-free? Do I have to work so hard for you? You need to save that time! ”
Getting along with such an astringent woman, Lin Chen has his own set of ways to deal with it.
He looked at her for a long time before he nodded: "Is there a brain attached to the back of your nostrils?" Normal people are usually connected to their necks! Ants from the nose, crawling through the neck, to the stomach, just to digest, although the ants are small, they are also meat, protein! How? Really angry? People are just joking, relieve your nervous little nerves, look at you, you really take it seriously! Also, isn't your name the only one on the stele, isn't there me? We don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but we want to die on the same day and month of the same year. ”
Xu Aqi bit her lower lip tightly, held it for a long time, and squeezed out these words:
"Go to your side!"
Lin Chen smiled bitterly and shook his head, "I live with you, you think I hate it, I die with you, you let me go!" I don't think I can do it! No matter what, not anyway! ”
"Here we go again! Garrulous! If you live well, why don't you die! Lin Chen, this garden, you see, you didn't notice that those small mounds are the same as the sealed mounds of the mound, this can't be a cemetery! It's so desolate and scary! Lin Chen, that old lady just now is a ghost, right? Where can we go this time? I'm scared to death! ”
After that, he pointed to the stele in front of him and said worriedly: "The stele with our name engraved on it is standing there, it's so terrifying!" Let's smash it! ”
"I'm here, don't be afraid! It's all right! Lin Chen put his arm around Ah Qi's shoulder. There are really ghosts in this world, don't be afraid, as the old saying goes, people are afraid of ghosts for three points, ghosts are afraid of people for seven points, people are more powerful than ghosts, blowing can destroy him, of course, those general, are not evil, we have to respect them first. As for this tombstone! Just assume that this is not for the two of us, the right should be someone else's, and it may not be the tombstone of two people with the same name and surname as us, don't be afraid! First of all! ”
Lin Chen took a step forward, stood in front of the tomb, folded his hands, and said: "The ancestors are above, we have the same name and surname as you, and we are also fateful, but we should have no grievances, but we came here unintentionally, if there is any disturbance, please forgive me, another day will definitely put more incense in front of the Buddha, for you to spend as soon as possible."
The crack in the ground behind him let out "Boom!" again. The loud noise is likely to become more and more intense.
"No, we have to get out of here right now, how do we get there? Where are we going?"
Xu Aqi was so anxious that she turned around.
"If we don't leave, we'll really die here, and we'll really be buried by the cracks. This is truly our burial place! ”
Lin Chen's expression was stunned, "But, where are we going?" We entered here in a daze, and now I'm afraid we won't be able to figure it out! ”
"What should I do?"
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, there will always be a way, the living can't be suffocated by urine, let me think about it!"
The sky was dark, and the wind was blowing, and it was cool to the heart.
Lin Chen muttered in his mouth, turned around, he raised his head to look at the misty sky, and inadvertently found a few small butterflies, flying among the weeds not far away. It was a flowery shrub, with lush foliage, square and lush, and the faint sound of "chirping" birds seeking food could be heard faintly in the bushes.
"Over there, we go to a place where there are butterflies, and in the direction of butterflies and birds, there will be life!"
"Well, that's all there is to it! We've got to get out of this place where rabbits don't quickly! This place is pine, cypress, and mound, and the more you look at it, the more it looks like a mass graveyard! ”
Lin Chen nodded, took Xu Aqi's hand, and was about to leave, when he suddenly saw Xu Aqi winking at him.
"Lin Chen, don't make a sound, look! There are people there! ”
Xu Aqi whispered in panic.
Following the direction of Xu Aqi's finger, Lin Chen saw that a figure came out of the bushes where there were butterflies.
Lin Chen grabbed Xu Aqi and hid behind a pine tree.
"See?"
Xu Aqi turned around and asked in a low voice.
"Hmm!"
"It's a man! There's something in your hand! ”
Lin Chen took a breath, "Huh! That person is so familiar, isn't that Ye Jiangchuan? How did he get to this place? ”
"Is that him? Have you read carefully? I don't have glasses, so I can't see very clearly! ”
"That's right! Who else could it be if it wasn't him! You can't see his face clearly, just look at his walking posture! This kid's walking posture is different from others, his two arms are always habitually flicked one by one, and he is handsome like a lame chicken, and he himself thinks it is very chic! ”
Xu Aqi frowned and watched carefully for a moment, and said slowly: "Yes! It's him! How did he end up here? ”
Who is the man who came?
It's none other than Ye Jiangchuan!
He was still wearing the original blue overalls, with his head down, and a long teng vine in his hand, walking towards this side with one foot deep and one foot shallow, as if his eyes were closed, he looked listless, and his mouth seemed to be humming something.
"Ye Jiangchuan!"
Lin Chen came out from behind the tree and walked over to Ye Jiangchuan.
"Ye Jiangchuan!"
Lin Chen screamed again, Ye Jiangchuan didn't seem to hear it, he still walked forward with his head down, and the song he hummed in his mouth, like a mosquito, clearly got into Lin Chen and Xu Aqi's ears.
"Home, home, to go to the home of the kind people, it's difficult, it's hard to find! I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid of the door of the wicked! Where are you going? Come on, come on, where did you come from? ”
"What is this kid singing! I don't understand a word! ”
Lin Chen muttered, seeing that he didn't respond for a long time, Lin Chen was a little impatient, and simply shouted in his throat crisply.
"Ye Jiangchuan!"
With such a loud voice, I don't know if it was intentional or what's wrong, Ye Jiangchuan still didn't react.
He seemed to be sleepwalking, and as if he had fallen under some kind of spell, he continued to sing as he walked.
"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid I'm afraid, I'm afraid I'm afraid, I'm afraid
"What kind of nerves is this kid! Tell him to ignore it! What are you singing? It's like a monk chanting! ”
Lin Chen was just about to step forward, but was grabbed by Xu Aqi.
"Slow!"
"What's wrong?"
"Look at Ye Jiangchuan, he is walking with his eyes closed!"
Lin Chen's eyesight is not particularly good, and he usually doesn't like to wear glasses, Xu Aqi reminded him like this, Lin Chen squinted his eyes, and stared at it for a while, but he still couldn't see it very clearly.
"It's a corpse that walks with your eyes closed! Who can walk with his eyes closed! Xu Aqi said.
"Well, how do you know?"
"I watched a movie about the corpses in Xiangxi, where the corpses in it were walking with their eyes closed, the person holding the flag walked in front, the person holding the flag walked, they also walked, the person holding the flag stopped, they also stopped, the person holding the flag was the person who sent the corpse, and there was one who walked at the end, called holding water. The people in front are guided by the magic of the arts, and the people in the back are added to the water to open the heavens and reincarnate. The ones who walked in the middle, I remember, were closed eyes, and they were all dead bodies. The way those dead corpses walked was the same as Ye Jiangchuan now, so as soon as I saw Ye Jiangchuan, I felt strange, Lin Chen, don't go up! ”
"Looks like you've got a lot of research on this!"
Lin Chen brushed aside the branches and leaves with both hands and stared intently ahead.
"Also, did you hear what he said?"
Xu Aqi said extra cautiously.
"Someone you seem to be looking for?"
"What! Stupid! The content of his singing is to go to reincarnation! Didn't you hear? Why do you want to go to the house of the good, for fear of giving birth to the door of the wicked! It's not about reincarnation, it's going to be something! Am I right? ”
"Well, it seems to be! Good people, what are these things that are singing! Sounds pretty crazy! ”
"Look at him again, I'm not wrong!"
"Hmmm! It looks like the whole person is confused! Perhaps, like you, you were poisoned by the strange smell of incense! ”
"You'd better not go up!"
"It's okay! Let's all guess! Ye Jiangchuan should be fine, don't think nonsense! Lin Chen said.