Chapter 177: Earthy Love Words
[Nalan Yanran, who was selected by Wan Wan, used Kar98k to kill Xiao Yan, the leader of the Kotou Gang, and completed the fourth kill! ] 】
[Nalan Yanran, who was selected by Wan Wan, used a Kar98k headshot to kill Jorakol Mihawk, who was alive in the Kotou Gang, and completed the fifth kill! ] 】
Just when Xie Lang just walked out of the Aries Palace, two prompts immediately popped up in the upper right corner of the game.
Sure enough, Shangguan Wanwan lived up to Xie Lang's expectations, and after getting 98K, she took the lead in getting the fifth kill.
In less than five minutes after landing, 5 people were killed, which is equivalent to a 98K, and the team wiped out two and a half teams.
Damn, what's the situation?
Is Shangguan Wanwan's pit so powerful, or is this player an actor?
"666, the total skill of Wan is 6? If Mr. Wan starts a live broadcast, with all due respect, he will be the first female anchor of Douyu PUBG. What kind of rice balls, rotten balls, silly and cute, all have to give way to the rhythm! ”
"Yes, when Wan is always coquettish, her voice is sweet; When I speak normally, I feel like a royal sister; Needless to say, the appearance is also very beautiful. ”
"I hope it's not the next Aunt Qiaobiluo."
"23333, I want it even if it's Qiao Biluo."
"That's right, if you can marry Mr. Wan, you have to work hard for at least ten years!? Oh no, it's a lifetime!! Saliva emoji (*??? *)! ”
The barrage is basically filming Guan Wanwan's ass.
Looking at the barrage without a single sunspot and troll, Xie Lang fell into deep doubt about life.
Why is Shangguan Wanwan so popular?
Why can't I?
Why, this is obviously my live broadcast.
I like a beautiful anchor and say it directly, it's a big deal to change my brother's clothes, and then open a voice changer, and it's not impossible to pretend to be a big cute girl anchor.
There are still more than 1800W points left, so give some more force.
"Brother Lang~Brother Lang~, go and help me lick my bag, I'll help you set up a gun, there are a lot of boxes on the hillside ahead."
"Shut up, don't you see I'm on my way?" Xie Lang complained.
He thought to himself: Lao Tzu, a big anchor in a million-popular live broadcast room, actually wants to listen to you as a woman.
Don't think that you are an uncle when you reward me, my brother is a man with backbone, not Wang Jingze.
Suddenly, as soon as Xie Lang's words fell, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still:
"Dog anchor, are you trying to kill me? Believe it or not, labor and management are closed? ”
", dog anchor, Lao Tzu just rushed 2,000 yuan, planning to eat instant noodles this month, and his hand stopped at giving away super rockets, but you actually dare to murder my goddess? I decided not to send it. ”
"Prodigal son steals, please be a person, why are you so talented, handsome, and good at playing games, but your emotional intelligence is zero? It's just you.,Do you still want to find a girlfriend?,I'm sorry.。。 ”
"How's it going, the dog anchor is handsome, right? Hey, hey, take emotional intelligence in exchange. ”
"Hey, God is still perfect, he gave the dog anchor a handsome face, but he didn't give him good emotional intelligence, this is the rhythm that makes him single for the rest of his life."
Hearing another one-sided ridicule on the barrage, Xie Lang was so angry that the corners of his mouth twitched slightly:
Nima, can you still play happily, why every time it's your turn, it's a barrage that hacks yourself?
Next time, I will resolutely not take my sister to eat chicken.
However, it is still beneficial to take a girl to eat chicken.
For example, most of the male viewers who used to dive began to give gifts.
Shangguan Wanwan opened the eight-fold mirror upstairs, looked for the player on the mountain, and said to Xie Lang who rushed to the mountain in the headset:
"Brother Lang, can I ask you a question?"
Xie Lang suddenly rolled his eyes angrily, "Say it." ”
"Your father, mother, sister, brother, wife, which one is not related to you??"
"Wife."
"Huh~Husband, you're so smart~""
Xie Lang suddenly realized when he heard it:, I was tricked!
The earphones immediately followed by Shangguan Wanwan's giggling sweet laughter, the voice was very pleasant, and she sounded very happy.
"Hahaha, Wan is always good at flirting, you are so bad, I like it so much."
"If Wan always opens a female companion to play, I will definitely be the first to go to the show!"
"Funny, does Wan always look like someone who is inferior to your money?"
"This young lady has a lot of personality, not to mention being rich, but also approachable, and she doesn't have the frame of a rich person at all, I feel like I'm in love."
In the game, Xie Lang was licking the box, and Shangguan Wanwan's sweet voice came again, saying, "Brother Lang, can I ask another question?" ”
"No, you can't." Xie Lang refused on the spot.
Hmph, do you want to trick brother again?
Now refuse to see how embarrassed you are to talk.
Of course, Xie Lang knew that Shangguan Wanwan, a chick, must not have anything good, it was nothing more than a routine for herself.
"No, no, no, I'm going to smell it, Brother Lang asked, do you like small animals, do you like kittens or puppies?"
Hehe, do you see?
Such an old woman is very bad, I believe you are a ghost.
There are still such childish earthy love stories these days?
I'm going to say I like cats, and she's sure to meow coquettishly.
I want to say that she likes dogs, and she must pretend to be cute and bark, and she doesn't want to flirt with my fans.
"I don't like animals~!"
Hmph, look at how you answer, Xie Lang thought to himself.
"And what do you like?"
"I like women, beautiful women."
"Ah, isn't this a coincidence, I'm a woman, or a beautiful girl, so don't you like me?"
Burst.
Xie Lang vomited blood again.
Wait, it seems that something is wrong, how do you feel that you are being tricked again?
"I'm laughing to death, hahaha, the dog anchor, a tough man, don't want to be teased by other people's young sisters."
"Hey, I also said that the dog anchor is so sassy, and his ability to flirt with girls is first-class, but it turned out to be ...... Hahahaha. ”
"It's said that God is fair, although I gave the dog anchor first-class talent and first-class eloquence, but in front of the sister, eloquence is equal to 0, my younger brother in elementary school, the ability to flirt with my sister is better than you."
The audience in the live broadcast room smiled from ear to ear.
Shangguan Wanwan also seemed to be very happy, she liked to watch Xie Lang eat deflated, she couldn't get used to herself, and she couldn't beat herself.
"Damn, there's a sweet fruit here!" When licking the boxes, Xie Lang found that one of the boxes was containing a sweet devil fruit.
"No...... No way? Is there really a sweet fruit? After Shangguan Wanwan heard this, she was speechless with excitement.
Sweet Fruit: It is one of the Devil Fruits in One Piece, which belongs to the Superhuman line, and is also commonly known as the Queen Fruit. After using it, you can get a lot of attribute skill bonuses, fascinate all men, women and children, and make the opponent petrified! It can also send flying kisses, which are converted into physical attacks.
"No, you lied to me, how could it be such a coincidence." Shangguan Wanwan was skeptical.
You must know that the sweet fruit and the trembling tornado are the two most popular magic skills of all girls in PUBG.
Xie Lang was also surprised, of course the sweet fruit was real.
He was surprised that this player obviously had a sweet fruit, why didn't he use it?
Could it be that it is an exclusive fruit for girls, and men can't use it?
Also, if that's the case, this kid can obviously take it to tease his sister, why did he come over to send him to death, and bring sweet fruits?