Long Jingli repeated the content of the phone call, half-squatted on the side of Zhan Haiting's sofa, and asked, "Cousin, what do you mean when you say that Xiao Yiyi suddenly called me to ask me this question?" It can't be love! I've fallen in love with an idol singer! I've heard that many girls are chasing the Four Heavenly Kings now! ”

"It's normal to chase stars."

Zhan Haiting disagreed.

"That's right, no matter how handsome the four of them are, they can't compare to your cousin!"

Long saluted and looked at Zhan Haiting happily: "Cousin-"

"What?"

Today's Zhan Haiting seems to be exceptionally patient.

"Which male star do you say Xiao Yiyi likes? Is he handsome or not? I heard that there is a male star named Leslie Cheung who has been very popular recently, he is good-looking, sings well, and can act......"

After Long Jingli listed it seriously, he said: "Xiao Yiyi's taste has always been high, if there is really a favorite male star, it should be this kind of ......"

"Got it."

Zhan Haiting still said lukewarmly.

Long Jingli really couldn't help it this time, and he stood up with a snort: "Cousin, are you worried or not!" Xiao Yiyi is about to be deceived by the wild man outside! ”

"Why worry?"

The man frowned, obviously not understanding the relationship between the two things.

"Cousin......"

Long Jingli felt that he was really miserable, he would actually meet such a cousin! It's really that the emperor is not in a hurry to die a eunuch!

He began to circle around the battle of Haiting: "Cousin, I know that you are very relieved of Xiao Yiyi, and you are not afraid of accidents at any time, after all, you are all from the Xuanmen......

Even if she really likes an ordinary man and falls in love and marries him...... After a hundred years, I still have to come back to you and continue my cultivation...... So you never worry about her leaving you...... But the emotional thing is really ...... It's really mysterious......

Have you watched "400 Years of Horror"! That vampire man is really infatuated! My wife has been dead for hundreds of years and still refuses to forget her, and I have killed so many people just to pursue a heroine who looks like my wife......

It's so terrible for a man to move his heart, let alone a woman...... Women are more likely to be obsessed than men...... If Xiao Yiyi really likes a man, even if he has been dead for hundreds of years, he still doesn't want to forget ......"

Long Jingli couldn't continue, because Zhan Haiting was furious.

His hand locked in the air as Long Salute's throat flickered, his cold eyes flashing with murderous intent.

"Impossible," he said coldly, "impossible! ”

"But...... A woman's heart...... A woman's heart is soft...... It's easy to be moved by small moments...... You have to be careful...... You have to be very, very careful...... I...... I ......"

Long saluted and said with difficulty, he had to convince his cousin, who was in name only, lest his cousin really strangle him in a fit of rage.

Fortunately, Zhan Haiting was convinced, and his eyes slowly softened and even let go of the dragon salute.

"Tell me!"

"Eh!"

Long saluted his breathing and said, "Cousin, your Force Throat Lock is getting stronger and stronger, Star Wars should ask you to play the Dark Lord...... I heard that "Star Wars" is filming a prequel, and the prequel is mainly about how Anakin changed from the Chosen One to the Lord of Darkness...... Why don't I send your picture to the director...... Ahhh Don't, don't ...... I don't want to die! ”

The man let go.

Long saluted this time, but he didn't dare to play tricks anymore.

After adjusting his breathing, he said, "Cousin, a girl's mind is very soft and fragile, you must set aside enough time to be with her—"

"I'm there for her."

"I know, but the companionship I'm talking about isn't the companionship you've been doing!"

Long Jingli had never encountered such a difficult teaching, and he said to Zhan Haiting helplessly: "Cousin, your current way of companionship is too patriarchal and brother-in-law, although it will make her dependent on you like breathing, but dependence is not love, cousin, what you want most is not just dependence, right?" ”

"Dependencies are good."

Zhan Haiting said casually, so angry that Long saluted and wanted to choke his neck and scold, "You have a problem with your brain"!

Of course, this kind of thing can only be thought about for a while, but it is not actually dared to be done.

Long Jingli could only tell himself repeatedly to be calm, and Zhan Haiting said: "You need an opportunity to make her understand that your feelings for her are not only the feelings of your uncle and nephew, but also her feelings for you...... Only by piercing this layer of paper can your relationship develop further, instead of staying in a state of mutual temptation where you go further and I take a step back. ”

"Mutual Temptation ......"

Zhan Haiting was a little surprised.

Long Salute was deeply speechless at his sluggishness.

"No, it won't! You didn't even notice that Xiao Yi and you were testing each other! You...... What do you usually talk about when you meet her! Could it be that it is just a pure exchange of cultivation experience...... Ah......h

Long saluted and patted his head, he had a sense of helplessness when a genius teacher met a brain-dead student!

"Well, exchange cultivation experience."

Zhan Haiting said honestly, although he has lived for a number of years that he doesn't even know how old he is, he has always been ignorant about emotional issues.

In the past, it was because there was no consideration for this layer, but now it is because I don't know how to deal with it at all.

"Forehead ......"

Long saluted with a constipated expression: "Let's change the question!" Have you kissed until now? ”

"Kissed."

"Have you ever leaned together?"

"Yes."

"Have you ever held hands, cuddled, or eaten together in public?"

"Both."

……

Long Jingli asked more than a dozen ordinary couples what they would do, and Zhan Haiting's answer was "yes".

This made Long Salute even more desperate!

"Since we've kissed, hugged, and held hands...... Why is the air between you still so stiff! There is no slimy feeling of a couple at all! The kind of love that naturally exudes as long as we walk together......"

Long Jingli couldn't go on, he was worried that he would cry if he continued.

Heaven is intolerable!

Heaven is intolerable!

Zhan Haiting looked at him coldly and said, "Is there any problem?" ”

"Not a problem! It's a big problem! Under normal circumstances, men and women will become a couple after doing these things, and they will become actively slimy, and they exude a very ...... when they look at each other Very much in love with the taste! If you can't give off this smell, it's equivalent to saying that these two people can't be a couple! ”

"Oh, got it."

Zhan Haiting nodded calmly.

Long saluted and went crazy again: "I'm talking about ordinary couples under ordinary circumstances!" Can you two be considered an ordinary couple! Not only are you not ordinary, you're not even a couple! Because you're not even sure about the relationship! ”