Chapter 187: Sister-in-law
Hearing that it was just called a chicken, not something as difficult as roasting a whole pig or roasting a whole sheep, Huang Zheng nodded like pounding garlic and said, "When I was collecting honey, I was hunting......
Obviously, Huang Zheng's attitude completely pleased Lin Lu, and the old man's face finally bloomed with a smile and said: "Okay, good, Miss Zheng'er is much cuter than a few days ago, go quickly, when will you be full and drink, when will you give Huang Zheng medicine, otherwise you won't be able to control the dosage ......"
This Lin Lu is really not a loss and Xiao Yi are all the way, completely don't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles, Huang Zheng, who has always been rampant and unwilling to fate, tears finally swirled in his eyes, and he carried a kitchen knife aggrievedly and went directly out of the yard.
On the village road, I met Yang Xiu and the five Cai brothers, Yang Xiu led the way in front, and the five Cai brothers worked together to carry a big wild boar, which was four or five hundred catties.
Seeing Huang Zheng, Yang Xiu hurriedly asked, "Stinky girl, what's wrong with you?" Who bullied you? ”
As if he had seen the backbone of the Lord's heart, Huang Zheng's tears could no longer be stopped, and he shed grievances, crying and aggrieved: "Why are they so ruthless, watching a child sin badly, how can they do this?" What is human life in their eyes? ”
Huang Zheng, who had always been strong in front of people, suddenly cried so much that his liver and intestines were broken, which caused Yang Xiu to panic suddenly, and his big hand hurriedly and indiscriminately wiped Huang Zheng's little face, and comforted incoherently: "What's wrong with Zheng'er?" Or what's wrong with the little flowers? ”
Now the children around Huang Zheng, in addition to Xiao Eleven, are Xiaohuaer, and the third is Huang Zheng.
Last time, Hua Niangzi was abused by Hua Xianggong, Huang Zheng was afraid that Hua Xianggong and Diao's mother-in-law would find Hua Niang's stubble, so he told Yang Xiu to buy a dairy sheep for Xiao Shiyi, and cook goat milk to drink in the future, don't drink Hua Niang's milk again.
From that day on, Hachi left Zhuxiang Village with Little Eleven.
It's not Xiao Eleven, so at this time, it is possible to provoke Huang Zheng pear blossom to bring rain, either Xiaohuaer or Huang Gong.
Huang Zheng sobbed and told what happened, and Yang Xiu said categorically: "Stinky girl, go back and stare at Lin Lu to feed Ling'er with medicine, I have the pheasant and wild honey he said." ”
Huang Zheng's troubled heart settled down inexplicably, and the fox asked, "Do you really have all of them at home?" ”
Yang Xiu nodded firmly and said, "Don't you forget, the jar last time was also given to you by me, and I originally gave you a face, but you played Doctor Lin instead." Eat a trench to grow a wisdom, you will have to pay attention in the future, you would rather offend bullies and ruffians a thousand times, than offend the general and Lang Zhong once. ”
Seeing that Yang Xiu was so calm, Huang Zheng thought that Yang Xiu really had these two things, so he breathed a sigh of relief, if there was no ready-made, she would have to squat at the foot of the mountain to guard, to climb the tree, not to mention retreating, it is very likely that she was stung into a hedgehog by a bee and bitten by a hyena that was out of the group.
Huang Zheng wiped away the last teardrop, his face changed from rainy to sunny, and he went home quickly.
Yang Xiu watched the girl's back gradually drift away, and then his eyes moved back to the five brothers, spread his palms, and said with a little helplessness: "Brothers, you all heard it, the stinky girl asked the master to find something for her, and acted separately, there are many of you, the wild honey belongs to you, and the pheasant belongs to me, do you miss it?" ”
Cai Er was confused and said: "Big brother, didn't you just say that Li Mu had ready-made honey and pheasants there, it turned out that he was deceiving Miss Huang?" It's not a big deception, right? ”
Yang Xiu's eyes stood up, and he scolded her: "If you don't lie to her, will it be difficult for her to go up the mountain in the middle of the night to poke the hornet's nest and dig the pheasant's nest?" ”
Cai Er flattened his mouth and said: "I'm afraid that she will be stung, I'm afraid that she will suffer, so I'm not afraid that we will be stung and suffer?" It's not a matter of care, don't be obsessed......"
Cai Wu, who has always been clever, glared at Cai Er with iron eyes, and then said with a smile: "Second brother, Miss Huang saved our sister, and Brother Yang is still really related, no matter where we start, we have to help ......."
When these two words were said, not only Cai Er was stunned, but even Yang Xiu was confused, and the fox asked: "'Really a relative'?" When did I become relatives with the stinky girl, or are we 'real' relatives? ”
Cai Wu took two steps back first, covering his buttocks with his hands weirdly, and then laughed and said, "Is the 'daughter-in-law' a real relative?" Whoever doesn't help has to help his sister-in-law......"
In an instant, the men's laughter resounded halfway up the mountain, and Yang Xiu didn't kick Cai Wu's buttocks, but scratched his scalp and said a little confused: "Is it so obvious?" ”
Except for Cai Er, the four brothers of the Cai family nodded at the same time as if they had discussed.
Yang Xiu shook his head in annoyance, and said angrily: "This girl is smart and clever, it's impossible not to feel it, she must be disgusted with the young master's lack of money and power, or a ruffian who everyone shouts and beats!" Stinky girl, wait for the master, the master will definitely mix up a person who looks like a dog. She likes to talk big things, so the master will find ten matchmakers, and praise the master in her ears day and night, praising her ears calloused, crying and shouting to marry the master; She loves to bite silver spoons, so the master will earn ten silver mountains, make a silver spoon as big as a cauldron for her to bite, and cut off her four front teeth, saving her from biting other people's silver spoons, so that the master can worry about ......."
The five brothers of the Cai family couldn't help but look at each other when they heard this, listening to Yang Xiu's meaning, there seems to be a story in the middle, no, it is an accident, and the authorities may not be clear.
In order to ease the atmosphere, Cai Daha laughed and said: "Brother Yang, you saved the lives of my sister and my five brothers, in the future, the lives of our brothers are yours, you are our eternal eldest brother, what you just said, is what we have to do, let us pick this wild boar to the osmanthus house, and then immediately return to climb the tree to collect honey, with our brother five here, will make the eldest brother get what he wants, from now on, Zheng'er girl is ours' Sister-in-law', the eldest brother asked the sister-in-law to go east, but the sister-in-law did not dare to go west; the eldest brother asked the sister-in-law to call the eldest brother to be the father-in-law, and the sister-in-law never dared to call the eldest brother's surname and first name......"
These words are very smooth, and there is a suspicion of slapping the horse, especially a "sister-in-law", which is very in line with Yang Xiu's mind, and he was overjoyed when he heard it, and he hurriedly said with a restrained expression: "This sentence 'Mrs. Sister-in-law', it is just a matter of calling after people, you can't call in front of people, so that others can't hear it......"
Cai Wu couldn't help it, snorted and laughed, and teased: "Big brother, you're just afraid that your sister-in-law will hear and kick your ass, right?" ”
Yang Xiu frowned angrily, and said angrily: "Why is the master afraid of her, she is afraid of the master, the master is just a child, and when he was a child, he showed Qinghutun to ten miles and eight villages, punched Ai Laohu, and kicked Zhang Bully......."
The Cai brothers once again touched their foreheads with their right hands as agreed, Yang Xiu, and he was about to start his life and memoirs again.
Although there are some suspicions of self-praise, the five brothers all know that nine out of ten of what Yang Xiu said is based on facts, and the only thing that has no factual basis is whether Huang Zheng is afraid of him or not, and this question seems to have the correct answer, just look at the five brothers' snickering expressions.