Chapter 72: Master's Awesomeness
Huang Zheng and Yang Xiu looked at each other unpleasantly, and they were hurting each other, Huang Zheng's stomach suddenly twisted together as if it was colic, not to mention how uncomfortable it was, and his face became dark.
Yang Xiu not only didn't feel sympathetic, but slapped his face and laughed: "People are doing it, the sky is watching, retribution is coming so fast!?" ”
Huang Zheng rolled his eyes angrily and said angrily: "You are the retribution!! Didn't see anyone sick and bloated? What nonsense about retribution? ”
In order to show his health, Huang Zheng, who was so uncomfortable that he stroked his ball-like belly, deliberately took a deep breath, shrunk his round belly by three or four times, and showed a few waists when he landed.
It's just that his face is red with breath, and he doesn't dare to open his mouth or move, for fear that he will fall short.
Huang Zheng looked at Yang Ti with a strong and dry look, not mentioning how arrogant and arrogant he was.
Yang Xiu smiled teasingly, and deliberately disturbed Huang Zheng, who was "holding his breath and concentrating", threw the peach blossom branch in his hand directly over the fence and ran directly to Huang Zheng in the courtyard.
The flower hit Huang Zheng's face, and Huang Zheng's tightly closed breath was discharged, not only deflated, but even under his body there was a "flutter" sound, and the smell of foul smell quickly spread, and Huang Zheng's face turned green with embarrassment.
Hearing such an unexpected voice, Yang Xiu didn't even be surprised, but laughed and said: "Stinky girl, this time is a veritable stinky girl, I have to go, lest I get stinky!" ”
Huang Zheng was embarrassed and didn't know what he should do, and when he saw Yang Xiu selling his own fish crochet needle as a fish hook, he swaggered through the market, and he was angry and scolded: "Auntie's 'smelly' is better than your 'lifelong beast'!" Roll, how far and how far, my aunt doesn't want to clean you up today, so as not to dirty my aunt's hands. ”
Yang Xiu was not in a bad mood because of Huang Zheng's angry scolding, but the more Huang Zheng scolded, the better his mood became, he walked forward while humming a song, and after taking two steps, he suddenly looked back, the corners of his mouth rose, and he said mysteriously: "Stinky girl, you, you can't have a big belly, right?" ”
Huang Zheng was stunned for a moment, he had just jumped into the August River some time ago, and when he was kicked in the face by Yang Xiu, he choked on a mouthful of river water.
All kinds of facts in the past have proved that most of the people who drank the water of the August River have suffered from a big belly, and their stomachs have become as round as holding a basin after only one day and one night's work, and the stomach of Huang Zheng, who got sick first, is even worse.
Yourself, aren't you going to die?
Huang Zheng was silent instantly, if he unfortunately also had a big belly, he only had eight months to live, in these eight months, what did he have to wish?
There is a saying that the greatest regret of people is that when people die, the money has not been spent.
Huang Zheng's family doesn't have a copper plate, so he definitely doesn't belong to this category;
There is also a saying that people's greatest regret is that people live, but the money is gone.
His little life is about to be gone, and he definitely doesn't belong to this category.
In short, Huang Zheng belongs to the category of asking for money and not having money, and wanting to die.
Huang Zheng was like a frosted eggplant, his head drooped, his eyes were obscure, his whole body was gone, and he couldn't lift up his energy at all.
Huang Zheng stumbled back to the house, reluctantly climbed onto the kang, and lay straight on the kang, not moving, even if the kang was burned hot, the four legs still felt cold.
Looking at Huang Zheng's depressed appearance when he returned to the house, Yang Xiu, who was outside the fence wall, couldn't help but smile and endured a stomachache, and muttered to himself: "Stinky girl, let you be arrogant with the master, now you know how powerful the master is!! ”