Chapter 98: My Skateboard Shoes
"How can I say it, let's take a look at my brother Ma first, what kind of bells and whistles does he want to do?"
At this time, Guapima, who was preparing to get off the live broadcast, looked at the camera in Xie Lang's live broadcast room, and said with a smile, "Alas, holding a guitar and wearing a western cowboy outfit, this is very fishy." ”
Xie Lang adjusted the lens slightly, then pulled the stool back until the camera just revealed the image of him holding a guitar, first tried to play it twice, and said:
"I repeat, this song is my personal lyrics and composition. I was going to send it to Pi Phi Shrimp on Saturday, but when everyone seemed to want to see me perform on a personal talent, I simply made a fool of myself. ”
"Yo, can't you see that the dog anchor can also compose? 666。 ”
"Betta Song God is officially online? Hope you don't let me down. ”
"Don't make any noise, listen carefully to the dog anchor singing."
However, as soon as Xie Lang spoke, and the accompanying guitar accompaniment music, everyone was instantly stunned.
That's right, not shock, it's deep bewilderment!
The magical song washed the hearts of everyone, and it was simply a blessing for the ears.
Is there any music that can heal the soul more than this?
No.
Not a single one.
Xie Lang sang:
In the Wolf's Tooth District, on Feihu Road
That Li kills the gods, Wang Zhumo, and Liu Chopping Immortals
The School of Conviction is reunited
Work together, just because of a big devil
After the three brothers were defeated, they have been working hard
Squats, sit-ups, 800 a day
The Nine Yin True Scripture and the Nine Yang Divine Skill are all practiced one
Just to defeat the big devil.
How scary, oh oh, you're going to ask me the name of the big devil
Listen up, oh oh oh.
His name is Zhao Ritian.
It is said to be said to be Nima's, and the sky is said to be the heaven that breaks the sky
Is that Zhao Yuetian or Zhao Rima
I never understood his self-introduction
"One of the mouths, why are Brother Ma's lyrics very fishy, but they sound very emotional??"
"The name of the big devil is Zhao Yuetian?? Wow, why is this song so magical, I wonder how the dog anchor came up with these weird lyrics? ”
"That's it, why are the lyrics so fishy, I listen to it very well."
"I feel that way, why?"
"That's why he's called a dog anchor, because he's a fork worm."
"What do you know, this song is on fire, it's too demonic!"
Shangguan Wanwan looked at Xie Lang in the live broadcast room while singing and playing the guitar, with mixed feelings in her heart.
This song is indeed very good, but the lyrics are too vulgar, if you can replace the moving lyrics, you must be able to hear a completely different taste.
Just kidding, this song was originally a foreign song on earth, and it was adapted by Xie Lang.
Xie Lang just bullied them, and the Azure Star people hadn't heard this song.
In the live broadcast room, Xie Lang sang skillfully while playing the guitar, and his eyes were cast on the camera in the live broadcast room from time to time.
Although Xie Lang's face was covered by a mask and sunglasses, judging from his size, it was not difficult to judge that he was a handsome guy.
Don't leave after school, let's go to the sky together
I am the most hanged in the conviction school
I, Zhao Ritian, say the sky, and the earth is the earth
Just the two of you, go home and drink more water
Little bastard, fuck me and be tender
Be careful when using the toilet
I scared the tiger to death, and I dismantled the plane empty-handed
Remember, oh oh, oh, I, Zhao Yuetian, is the best
After singing the first half of the song, Xie Lang stopped decisively.
As a result, as soon as he stopped, the audience in the live broadcast room was in a hurry, and the barrage on the screen exploded instantly:
"Damn, go on, why don't you continue?"
"Nima, the dog anchor should continue singing, it's too magical, it hangs my appetite!"
"Mom. , obviously the lyrics are very fishy, why do you listen to it? ”
"Sing it, I'm in a hurry."
Xie Lang didn't speak, and everyone could only be anxious.
Looking at the barrage, Xie Lang smiled:
"Is this song good? It's just that I wrote the first half of it on a whim. That's it, the lyrics of the second half, change to sing it next time I live broadcast, okay brothers, it's not too early now, today's live broadcast will be here for the time being. ”
As soon as they heard that Xie Lang was going to go live down, the audience was full of resentment:
"Damn, the cliff of the dog anchor is deliberate, and I said that the live broadcast will be until 12 o'clock, what time is it??"
"What's the matter, Lao Tzu is enjoying listening to it, so it's off the air??"
"Oh, I haven't heard enough, where is the dog anchor going down?"
"Brother Worm, sing it again, please, my roommate still wants to hear you sing Lao Tzu's name is Zhao Ritian before he dies."
Everyone kept giving gifts, all of which were keeping Xie Lang.
Just kidding, of course Xie Lang has to hold their appetite, otherwise how will he cheat the gift next time? Hello, it's obviously earning points.
Unconsciously, Xie Lang's little white face points reached more than 6 million, and in the time of a song, many female fans began to give gifts.
The main female fans give gifts and double points.
"Ahem." In the face of everyone's enthusiasm, Xie Lang coughed twice, and came again: "I admit it, this time I was not ready, I see that many viewers say that the lyrics are too LOW, so let's wait for the next time I will start the live broadcast again, and create a more classic lyrics for everyone!" Thank you very much for your gifts today, well, there is no feast in the world, I am a betta carpoon, let's see you next time live! ”
Holding the guitar, Xie Lang bowed to the audience in front of the camera, and then turned off the live broadcast casually.
Until his live broadcast room was closed, Shangguan Wanwan couldn't react.
Her mouse kept clicking on the page of charging money, and she planned to continue to send Xie Lang a wave of gifts, who knew that this guy actually went offline.
Early the next morning.
By the time Xie Lang got up, it was already 7:50.
Xie Lang hurriedly took a taxi and rushed to the school.
As soon as he stepped into the school, Xie Lang saw several classmates holding their mobile phones and swiping jokes, while pointing to the screen and discussing.
When walking past those classmates, Xie Lang glanced casually:
"The most handsome anchor in the history of betta fish - Horse Fork Worm, who is he? 》
"Masked anchor Ma Forkworm, lyrics and music - Lao Tzu's name is Zhao Yuetian! 》
"The first in the Baidu search index of the horse fork worm, shocked, who is the horse fork worm? 》
What does a horse fork worm look like? 》
The jokes are all about Xie Lang's news.
Xie Lang took out his mobile phone and swiped Pipi Shrimp, and found that the Internet was full of discussions about his identity.
"It's so demonic, this Lao Tzu of the horse fork worm is named Zhao Yuetian, he TM is good."
"yes, especially seeing him holding a guitar and singing in a western cowboy costume, it's so deep."
"I love the Horse Fork Worm!"
"I want to see what he looks like"
"Anyway, when will the horse fork worm broadcast live next time, I can't wait, I still want to listen to his adapted lyrics again."
"Every day from 5 to 7 p.m., his live broadcast is all about the Buddha system."
"Hey, I'm obviously a versatile anchor, but I want to be a funny entertainment anchor."
One night.
It's only been one night's work.
Xie Lang found that he had become popular all over the entire Huaxia Kingdom.
Especially his own adaptation of "Lao Tzu's Name is Zhao Yuetian", many students in the school hummed.
Xie Lang was walking proudly, and suddenly heard the security guard at the door hum in a voice that was not full of tones, "Little bastard, follow me to be tender, be careful when you go to the toilet, amazing, oh oh oh, you ask me what my name is, listen to it, oh oh oh, Lao Tzu's name is Zhao Ritian!" ”
Even the security uncle can hum it, and the speed of its popularity can be imagined!
Xie Lang himself didn't expect that a song adapted on the earth full of spoofs would be so popular in Azure Star?