Chapter 50: I'm Not Handsome
"Why? Say it quickly, don't bite Lao Tzu's appetite. ”
"Dog anchor, the microphone is for you, please tell your story immediately!"
Wow!
During the conversation, the gifts in Xie Lang's live broadcast room kept swiping the screen.
Xie Lang looked at the little white face points, and it had been increased to 44,617 points.
At this moment, Xie Lang earned more than a thousand in vain.
"Nima, live broadcast is really a rich industry!"
Xie Lang smiled and controlled the yellow ape, took Wang Xiaopu to find a hiding place, and then said:
"Well, I'm not telling you the truth, I was born into a poor family. According to my father's description of me, when I was born, an auspicious cloud suddenly appeared in the north of the sky, which gradually drifted from far to near, and after drifting to the roof of my house, it actually turned into a "handsome" word! ”
"And then, then."
The audience was instantly whetted by Xie Lang.
"Later, when my father saw me, he cried for a few days and nights, and he said how could my mother give birth to such a handsome son, I didn't look like he was born at all. In order to prove her innocence, my mother took me and my dad to the hospital for a paternity test, and after the doctor's evaluation, he said with a smile: This is indeed your son, he said that he didn't expect my parents to be able to give birth to such a handsome son...... He also said that this child will definitely become a dragon and phoenix among people when he grows up. ”
Speaking of this, Xie Lang let out a long sigh, and his tone suddenly became deep, "The reason why I have a good character is because I have a curse on my back. ”
"What curse?"
"As long as I shout that I'm not handsome, I'll be struck by lightning!"
"Roll the calves!"
"Okay, everyone, listen up..."
"I-no-handsome!"
Rumble!
Suddenly, there was a shocking thunder in Xie Lang's live broadcast room.
Then, Xie Lang changed his accent and replied in a female voice, "You lie!" ”
"Hahahaha, dog anchor, Lao Tzu is laughing!"
"MMP, Lao Tzu has watched live broadcasts for many years, and I have never seen such a brazen anchor."
"Brother worm, you are so eloquent, don't talk about cross talk at the Spring Festival Gala to become famous, and be a small anchor here?"
The live broadcast effect brought by Xie Lang is simply amazing.
Then, Xie Lang took another deep breath and said, "Really, I'm just an ordinary person, nothing special, at most, a little more handsome than everyone, a little better character, and it's not that I'm bragging." ”
"Dog anchor, please stop your pretending behavior immediately, or I'll report it."
"In terms of shamelessness, the horse fork worm anchor admits the second, who dares to admit the first?"
"If the sky doesn't give birth to my horse fork worm, the ancient costume is like a long night."
"Dog anchor, do you dare to show your face and we'll see?"
Xie Lang glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and said immediately:
"Are you sure you want to see me? Ahem, now there are less than 100,000 followers, 100,000 followers, and there are 10,000 fan card viewers, I can consider it. ”
10,000 fan cards?
Now Xie Lang has more than 1,000 fan cards.
A fan card needs to give a gift of ten yuan, and 10,000 is 100,000 yuan!!
Xie Lang is fooling everyone into giving gifts again...
Phew, Xie Lang is obviously earning points with his strength, so he is not fooling.
"That is, I, Xie Lang, as the rich second generation on the earth in the previous life, how could I fool fans into giving gifts?"
Rumble!
As Xie Lang's words fell, the gifts in the live broadcast room bloomed.
Wang Xiaogou once again personally sent a super big rocket to Xie Lang and motioned for Xie Lang to show his face.
"666, the dog brother is a local tyrant, no wonder "with 100 million" is close to people! ”
The audience in the live broadcast room was all shocked by this kid's generosity.
A child has worked so hard to give a gift to his insect brother, can they bear it?
The voice did not fall.
Rumble!
[The past is like smoke, and I give the anchor a super rocket! ] 】
[Where to give the anchor a super rocket when you wake up today!] - Rush the duck! Brothers, there is a wave of gifts, just to be able to see the face of the dog anchor, let's see if it is really handsome!! 】
Xie Lang saw the gifts flying in the live broadcast room, and smiled so hard that he couldn't close his mouth.
I'll it.
50,000 little white face points?
60,000...
80,000 ......
121574/100000000!
120,000??
[Cute big-eyed cute gift to the anchor 10 super rockets! ] 】
Bite~
The system prompt came, and Xie Lang added another 40,000 points.
Xie Lang recognized it, cute and cute, it was Cai Luo's vest.
Ten super fire 20,000 points, doubling is 40,000.
Suddenly, the points changed dramatically again - 161981.
", the goddess Hao's cute big-eyed young lady has appeared."
"No one can snatch the top list of the cute young lady in the live broadcast room of Brother Worm, it's amazing."
Although the gift is expensive, it is still far from the goal of 10,000 fans.
So far, Xie Lang has only three or four thousand fan cards, and he hasn't even reached half of them.
"Hey, you don't even have 10,000 fan cards?" Xie Lang let out a long sigh, his tone became extremely resentful, and said, "Forget it, in order to prevent the network from being paralyzed, I'd better wait for 10,000 fans to show my face again." ”
"Rub, really-shameless anchor, the gift is over, don't show your face."
Seeing this, Cai Luo laughed so hard that a flower branch trembled. The anchor of the horse fork worm is simply the best, and after the strength is flickered by the gift, he will not show his face again.
I've never seen such a shameless anchor.
"Alright guys, I'm going to play the game seriously! I want to prove that I am a power streamer, not an entertainment streamer. ”
"Phew, shameless anchor, ruined my youth, cheated me out of money, cost my feelings, and made me laugh!"
"Ahem, cough, I was wrong, audience, wait for the picture now, or I should sing a song to everyone, right?"
"Singing?" Cai Luo didn't seem to expect that there would be a talent show for this product, so she immediately became interested, followed and coaxed, and said, "Yes, yes." ”
"Yo, the dog anchor can also sing, let's try a song?"
"Just because you're so beautiful, hahahaha."
Xie Lang opened his mouth and knelt in seconds.
Before he finished singing, he couldn't help laughing and said, "No, I really can't sing anymore..."
The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly burst into laughter in front of the computer.
"I'm too beautiful, you're a hammer, brothers, take a wave, dog anchor, it's too cheap."
"This horse fork anchor is simply a ghost in the live broadcast industry, and it has a live broadcast effect."
"Do you dare to continue singing? Go on, be careful of the warning!! ”
Dada-da.
At this moment, a fierce gunfire suddenly sounded in Xie Lang's earphones.
The game has begun to brush the third circle map, and the number of survivors is currently 18 people left.
However, what Xie Lang didn't expect was that the safe zone was actually shrunk to the upper left.
He and Wang Xiaogou happened to be outside the circle.
If the two of them run the map now, as long as they show their heads, they are likely to be headshot by other players.
"Damn, I'm not in the circle, it seems that my luck has run out." Xie Lang sighed in his heart.