Panthus 18 Difficult scriptures
Hearing these words, the boar's brows furrowed into pimples, and after scratching his scalp for a long time, he sighed and said, "Women are really troublesome, and they obviously said that they were like this, but they turned out to be like that again."
When most of his previous girlfriends were together, they thought he was not good here or there, and he was really going to separate, and he came back to say that he was careful, he didn't know where he was careful, it was all women who disliked him, so he turned arrogantly and gave a cold face.
If you are not good, then you should let go of each other, why are you still dragging each other? You didn't do anything wrong, you can't know that others don't like you, and you still pestering others with a dead face, right?
This statement, the mountain horse and the mountain cow immediately agreed, saying that they really don't know what women think, they are the ones who are clamoring to separate, and they are the ones who are really separated and scold men for liking the new and hating the old.
The mountain eagle pouted and chuckled, and the lynx said that you don't know women too well, and the woman said that there is something wrong with men, and she hopes that men will correct their shortcomings, not that they want to dump this man.
He said, you all understand wrongly, and the sixth brother lynx is even more wrong, and the man who finds fault with the woman will not only not be liked by the woman, but will be really disliked, so why do women like to say that men here and there are not good?
After Shan Ying asked, he deliberately paused for a moment, and everyone else held their breath and waited for him to answer, just at this time, the mountain leopard and the mountain tiger came over with a smile, saying that the two old guys also came to join in the fun and listen to the seventh brother's opinion.
Seeing them coming, the younger brothers all said that the two of them are old? It's adolescence.
Shanhu waved his hand and said, forget it, we are all not small, the real young people are those students who meet today, that is called infinite vitality and do not know sorrow.
Thinking of those students, the youngest Mountain Eagle also sighed, compared to them, even he was like a little old man in vicissitudes. Speaking of which, I brought up the topic of why women love to complain about men and find fault with men.
The others looked at him seriously, and he said that when women say this, they want men to express their love, not really point out their shortcomings on the facts.
For example, if a woman thinks that a man is silent all day long, she will play games when she goes home, etc., which does not mean that men are not allowed to play; is hoping that the man will hug her into his arms when he comes home and say things like "I miss you", "I've worked hard for you", "You look good in this dress"; When playing games, you should also take advantage of the time of drinking water and going to the toilet to see what the woman is doing, care about it, and don't treat the other party as air.
Silence, silence again, and then the lynx sighed, saying that it was no wonder that he had changed all the shortcomings that could be changed, and there was still no woman who was dead set on herself, even the mountain eagle who was two years younger than herself had opened meat, and she was still a golden boy.
As soon as he revealed that he was a child, the other brothers all laughed. He said with some annoyance, what's so ridiculous about this, opening meat too early is not good for physical development.
The mountain cow said very honestly that the wild boar was early when the meat was opened, and he didn't see anything bad in his health, and he and Ah Ling soon had a child.
This was originally just a refutation of the lynx's words, but it provoked the mountain eagle to ask how old the boar was to start doing those things, and whether the first woman was a bear?
The boar said that although he was close to Xiao Xiong back then, he didn't take that step, after all, Xiao Xiong was a student back then.
His first woman, whom his relatives and friends did not know, happened with a colleague when he left the provincial black factory where he worked at the age of fifteen. That colleague was six years older than him, and when he knew that he was gone, he would not come back, so he took the initiative to give himself to him when he said goodbye.
The bobcat smacked his tongue and suddenly asked him how active he was. He is his own brother of the same father and mother, why hasn't he encountered such a good thing?
After laughing dryly, the boar said that the bobcat is in the blessing and does not know the blessing, and the woman is troublesome, so it is better to provoke less. That woman is living a boring and lonely life and can't solve it, and she only does it when she sees that the person who can talk is about to leave, and she doesn't really love herself much.
He also said that he was only two years older than the bobcat, but he had experienced countless times more bad things than him, why did he still envy himself?
After laughing twice, the mountain horse monster said that there was nothing to envy, and the loss of essence too early really affected the body, no wonder the mountain boar did not grow much taller later.
Among the seven brothers, the mountain horse is the largest, the mountain cow is the shortest, and the mountain boar is only a little taller than the mountain cow, so the mountain cow and the mountain boar often say that the mountain horse is stupid and big, and the mountain horse says that he is a short man. Of course, in fact, the height is not more than 1.9 meters, and the short is not less than 1.7 meters, they are all laughing at each other.
However, the mountain boar said that the loss of essence affects the body too early, and he has to compare his strength with his wrist to see who is in good health.
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, and the mountain horse was not afraid of him, and the others hurriedly shouted not to do it yet, and then began to break it when they came around.
The other brothers all stood up one after another, gathered around the two of them, Shanying shouted "start", and they began to be lucky, and Shanying counted "one, two, three...... in a long tone
The mountain horse gritted his teeth and cheered up, and the blue tendons on his forehead burst out, and when the sound of the mountain eagle "three" just fell, the mountain horse who tried his best still lost.
He shook his reddened hand, saying that he had always lost to the boar before, and his mental state had not been adjusted well, so he would break it again later, and began to take deep breaths as he spoke.
Two minutes later, the mountain horse reached out to challenge again, but the mountain eagle only counted to "two", and the mountain horse's hand was pressed down by the mountain boar.
The mountain horse was still unconvinced, and the mountain boar asked him to stretch out his hand again. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he was not ready, and as soon as the mountain eagle counted "one", he was broken, and the mountain boar grabbed his wrist and pressed his arm on the table, and asked him with a smile if he had taken it.
He smiled and agreed, really convinced. Shanying laughed heartily, saying that after so many years, the fourth brother still lost three times in a row under the third brother, and it was really happy to play with his brothers, much more pleasant than messing around abroad.
The brothers thought that the mountain eagle would do well, but he said that it was not going well abroad. In the eyes of many native-born inland people, foreigners are stupid and bold, in fact, foreigners are not really scheming, but the way of expression is direct, which makes people mistakenly think that they do not understand intrigue. This kind of sincere affection between brothers and sisters is very precious, and they are lucky to have this affection.
The brothers are silent, each in their own way, and there are fewer and fewer times when they get together to play as they did in childhood. The atmosphere was a little depressing, and in order to adjust the atmosphere, the lynx smiled and asked Shanying if the Western food was not delicious so that he felt unpleasant to stay abroad?
Looking at his obscene appearance, everyone else knows that the "Western food" he said is not the other "Western food".
Shanying blushed a little, but honestly replied that he had eaten it twice, but the "taste" was not as good as expected. Looking at the hot body and sexy appearance, I feel that the pores are a little big and the skin is rough when I really touch it, how can the skin of the girl in Rongcheng be so delicate and tender......
Seeing the strange eyes of his brothers, he said that he didn't want to mess around. Several times they were dragged by so-and-so, they all knew that so-and-so, that kid's grandfather and the second uncle of the mountain knew each other, and after retiring from the Forest Industry Bureau, he also served as the vice principal of the little rabbit and their school, and now they are all over 100 years old and their bodies are still tough.
The mountain cow suddenly sighed, their grandparents are all strict and upright, how come their grandchildren are uninhibited and always cause trouble?