Chapter 599: Enlightening Fang Hanshan
After hanging up the phone, Shao Yitian glanced at the time, and the other party Hanshan said, "Well, it's less than three minutes." ”
Fang Hanshan muttered a little in his heart at this time, thinking about who Shao Yitian was talking to on the phone just now, and he said it in a good way, could it be that this kid in front of him really had the ability to go and sweep the toilet of the entire Heavenly Court?
No, it must be such a kid who is scaring himself, if he has such ability, wouldn't his status in Heavenly Court be even higher than that of Han Fei Immortal Monarch.
But what's the use of him scaring himself? Yes, he wants to take advantage of the opportunity to slip away, yes, it must be so.
After analyzing it in his heart for a while, Fang Hanshan finally decided that Shao Yitian was pretending to be a big-tailed wolf, and that Shao Yitian didn't have this ability at all, and all that he did just now was just bluffing to scare himself.
"Hmph!" Fang Hanshan snorted coldly and said, "Boy, your call is over, it's time for Lao Tzu to take revenge!"
Saying that, Fang Hanshan was about to start beating people, Shao Yitian hurriedly said: "Wait, wait first!"
Fighting alone with Fang Hanshan, Shao Yitian was definitely not the opponent of him, a real immortal, so what Shao Yitian had to do now was to stall for time.
"Boy, what else do you want to do?" Fang Hanshan looked at Shao Yitian with wide eyes, "Boy, are you delaying time and waiting for reinforcements?"
Shao Yitian showed a look of disdain on his face and said, "Just kidding, will I need reinforcements?" I'm doing this for your own good, lest you make an irreparable mistake and regret it for the rest of your life!"
Fang Hanshan snorted coldly and said, "If I don't beat you up now, Lao Tzu will regret it for the rest of his life!"
"Listen to people's advice, eat well, boy, don't regret it!" Shao Yitian pointed at Fang Hanshan and said.
"If Lao Tzu regrets it, he won't believe Fang!" Fang Hanshan glared angrily, his fists clenched, and it seemed that he was really going to beat someone.
At this moment, Shao Yitian's mobile phone rang, and Shao Yitian said to Fang Hanshan: "Let me answer the phone, this call may be a call related to your fate." ”
Fang Hanshan said angrily: "Boy, what tricks are you playing?"
Shao Yitian took out his lemon mobile phone and said, "I didn't play any tricks, this call was from Fairy Qingyu." ”
"Who is Fairy Qingyu?" Fang Hanshan's head short-circuited for a while, he didn't think who Li Qingyu was, and in the next second, Fang Hanshan suddenly reacted, his eyes were about to fall out, he looked at Shao Yitian and asked, "You said that the phone was called by Fairy Qingyu?"
Qingyu Fairy was famous in the Heavenly Court, and when Fang Hanshan served in the Heavenly Court before, he naturally knew that for the granddaughter of Tai Bai Xing, in front of an immortal like Fang Hanshan, it was a god-like existence. Look up, not up.
Shao Yitian nodded and said: "Yes, it was Fairy Qingyu who called, what is surprising about this, just now I called Fairy Qingyu and asked his grandfather Tai Baixing to help you go to the toilet in Heavenly Court." ”
Shao Yitian saw the surprised look on Fang Hanshan's face, and his heart blossomed, it seems that today's forced outfit is very successful, and he can score a full score!
When Fang Hanshan was surprised, Shao Yitian answered the phone, "Hey, Qingyu, how is it? Did your grandfather agree?"
Fang Hanshan on the side still looked at Shao Yitian in surprise, and said with words in his mouth: "This is impossible, this is impossible......"
Li Qingyu said: "Just kidding, if this girl comes out, of course my grandfather will agree, but my grandfather loves me the most." ”
Shao Yitian knew that this matter was too Bai Jinxing to agree, and that Fang Hanshan would definitely be the life of cleaning the toilet.
"Qingyu, thank you. Shao Yitian said with a smile.
"I hate it, do we two still need to say thank you?" Li Qingyu blurted out, as soon as he finished speaking, Li Qingyu regretted it, because how ambiguous it sounded, and as a girl, she should be reserved, not so active.
Rao is Shao Yitian is not in front of him, Li Qingyu's little face is flushed, if Shao Yitian is standing in front of her at this moment, his face doesn't know how red it will be.
"I won't tell you, people still have something to do, hang up, bye!" After speaking, Li Qingyu immediately hung up the phone, and then patted his chest with his hand, looking frightened, so cute!
Shao Yitian didn't take Li Qingyu's words to heart just now, and when he saw Li Qingyu hang up the phone, he immediately put the phone away, and then patted the stunned Fang Hanshan on the shoulder and said, "Fang Hanshan, how is it? I have now met your request to sweep the entire Heavenly Court toilet, how can you thank me?"
"I thank your sister! Lao Tzu likes to sweep the toilet of the heavenly court when he has a sick head!" Fang Hanshan scolded in his heart.
"I'm going to call, I'm going to call and ask Han Fei Xianjun!" Fang Hanshan trembled and wanted to take out his mobile phone, found out Han Fei Xianjun's mobile phone number and dialed it.
If once you let yourself sweep the toilet of the Heavenly Court, then your career will be completely ruined, which is a fatal blow to Fang Hanshan!
However, when the call passed, Han Fei Xianjun's mobile phone was on the call, Fang Hanshan immediately hung up the phone and dialed it again, but he was still reminded that he was on the call.
Fang Hanshan never gave up, and then dialed the past, but the result was still the same.
Shao Yitian patted Fang Hanshan's shoulder with a sympathetic look and said, "Fang Hanshan, at this time, I'm afraid that Lord Tai Bai Xing is calling that Han Fei Immortal Jun to you, you better wait!"
"I ...... I'm going to kill you" Fang Hanshan pinched Shao Yitian's neck with both hands like crazy, wanting to strangle Shao Yitian to death!
Shao Yitian didn't calculate that Fang Hanshan's dog would jump over the wall in a hurry and end up together, and Shao Yitian couldn't bear to give up his life.
"Hey, Fang Hanshan, do you still want to live if you do this?" Shao Yitian's throat was pinched by Fang Hanshan, and his voice changed.
When Fang Hanshan heard this, he roared: "I don't want to live anymore, I don't want to live anymore, I'm going to kill you, kill you......"
"Fang Hanshan, don't take your own life, everything is still possible if you are alive, if you die, there will be nothing. Think about Sun Dasheng, he was pressed by the Buddha under the Five Fingers Mountain for five hundred years, and he didn't think about committing suicide for five hundred years, and later became a Buddha......" Shao Yitian enlightened Fang Hanshan like a psychological mentor.
To be honest, if Fang Hanshan didn't want to die with him, Shao Yitian wouldn't have bothered to enlighten him, and whether he wanted to die or live had nothing to do with Shao Yitian's dime.
Hearing Shao Yitian's words, Fang Hanshan's hands holding Shao Yitian's neck were obviously loosened, and Shao Yitian could also gasp.
Shao Yitian then enlightened: "Fang Hanshan, as an immortal, we have endless lives, as long as we live, all this is possible......
Fang Hanshan thought for a while, and muttered to himself: "Everything is possible to be alive, yes, as long as you are alive, everything will be possible!"
As he spoke, Fang Hanshan let go of the hand that was holding Shao Yitian's neck.
Shao Yitian had a smile on his face, but he thought in his heart: "Fang Hanshan, as long as your brother is here, you are ready to clean the toilet for the rest of your life!"