Section 310 Jiannan goes out of the mountain
I let go of the and asked in a deep voice, "Are you hanging?" ”
"What do you mean by hanging up?" The man said that he had lived in a mental hospital for more than ten years and had never heard the word.
At this moment, Uncle Qian pushed the door in: "Open a fart!" The old man lost his skills for three years and washed him into the marrow, so he could make rapid progress! It's a pity that he didn't meet him earlier, if he cultivates before the age of ten, he will enter the innate in this life! Now... It's hard to say. ”
So that's the case, Uncle Qian didn't hesitate to damage his skills, but also to help the cheap man wash the meridians and cut the marrow, no wonder he didn't let him learn from others a while ago, because for a period of time after washing the marrow and cutting the marrow, the true qi should not fluctuate, so it was forbidden to do it. Regardless of whether Uncle Qian cheats a cheap man or not, this friendship is indeed respectable.
"By the way, Uncle Qian, the last move of "Golden Sword Technique" is so powerful!"
Uncle Qian's face was full of pride: "Finally discovered the power of the Golden Sword Technique?" ”
I nodded: "Yes, but I still want to learn "Flying Immortals Beyond the Sky". ”
"Learn from you!" Uncle Qian scolded mercilessly: "I have long integrated the essence of the Flying Immortals outside the sky into the Golden Sword Technique!" Ben also wants to pass on the latest version to you, it seems that you don't want it anymore! ”
What the? And the latest version? You must know that every time the "Golden Sword Technique" is updated, the power will be greatly increased, so he hurriedly said: "Uncle Qian, I suddenly feel that the "Golden Sword Technique" is still powerful! ”
"You're smart." Uncle Qian took out a book from his arms: "The swordsmanship can be given to you, but... I heard that you have a lot of demon pills on you, take one out and change a weapon for Jiannan. Before reaching the power of transformation, the weapon can only be exchanged for the demon pill, but unfortunately the old man no longer has the demon pill. ”
I waved my hand and said, "This is easy to say, I captured a Baiyun Sword in the Lanbei Mountain Range a while ago, and I gave it to Jiannan." ”
Now Uncle Qian has nothing to say, and directly threw the swordsmanship over, I flipped through a few pages, and found that this improvement is more delicate, and many shortcomings have been improved, and if it continues to be improved like this, "Golden Swordsmanship" will become a first-class swordsmanship sooner or later!
After putting away the swordsmanship, I asked, "By the way, what did Ma Fen do?" ”
"Big brother, I know this!" The raised his hand: "Horse manure is generally used as fertilizer, or thrown into the biogas digester. ”
I didn't pay attention to this product, but looked at Uncle Qian.
Talking about a topic, Uncle Qian sighed, with sadness on his old face: "He was abolished martial arts and imprisoned in Xiayun Mansion for life, this is a sad thing, but I don't know why, I woke up several times from a dream and laughed." ”
"Uh... What about Uncle Hei and Jinpeng? ”
"Jinpeng is fine, Lao Hei is miserable." Uncle Qian showed a gloating smile: "At such an old age, chrysanthemums have been exploded, this is called the late festival is not guaranteed, hahaha." ”
The interrupted Uncle Qian's laughter: "Big brother, I have opened up the six meridians, according to the agreement, you have to take me to find the demon pill together." ”
Find a fart! I just said it casually last time, the hasn't even reached the strength, isn't he looking for death when he goes into the mountain?
I thought that Uncle Qian would persuade the cheap man to say a few words, but who knew that he actually raised his hands in favor, if the conditions permitted, he couldn't wait to raise the two Hong Kong feet as well: "Apprentice, I support you, it's time to go out and practice!" But before leaving, the teacher wants to test what you have learned in these three months, and I will arrange someone to have a fight with you, and you can only leave if you win, and if you lose, you will stay obediently, and don't even think about going home for the New Year. . . ”
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In the afternoon, the martial arts arena was held.
The mean man and another young man stood in the ring, and there were dozens of onlookers nearby.
Uncle Qian stood between the two and said loudly: "In order to carry forward the spirit of sportsmanship, improve the physical fitness of the disciples of Xiayun Mansion, and enhance the friendship between the same sects, an exchange match is held here today, the two sides of the competition are Yang Jiannan and Wan Jinyou, I hope everyone can conscientiously implement the spirit of martial arts, the purpose of this game is friendship first... ”
After five minutes of Uncle Qian's nagging, everyone was about to fall asleep, and he finally shouted: "Let's start!" ”
The took the wooden sword and hugged his fist: "Senior Brother Wan Jinyou, I heard that you are good at making secret weapons, and you are insidious, and you have been admired for a long time." ”
Wan Jinyou's face was displeased: "Who did you listen to?" ”
The stretched out his hand and pointed: "My master." ”
"Poof!" Uncle Qian was speaking for five minutes just now, and he was drinking water to quench his thirst, when he heard this, he spewed out directly: "When did the teacher say such a thing?" Let's start the game!! ”
The cheap man walked with strange steps under his feet, it was the pit father's "Ingot Light Gong", stabbing forward with a sword!
Wan Jinyou held a short wooden knife, flashed sideways behind the, and slashed diagonally at his back!
The really has no combat experience, and just now he used ten percent of his strength to rush forward, but he couldn't change his tricks, so he could only roll on the ground in embarrassment, and even lost his sword! It's only the first round, and I don't want to go any further.
Wan Jinyou chased the and slashed, but no knife hit, and in the end, the wooden short knife couldn't withstand the impact and broke directly!
The rolled on the ground for a long time, and every time he dodged, he was skillful, although he couldn't believe it, but it seemed to be a set of martial arts!
The got up from the ground with a smug face: "This is the "Mouse Skill" specially designed by the master for me, after practice, it is as smooth as a mouse, and it can't be beaten at all, Senior Brother Wan, are you very angry?" ”
A haze flashed in Wan Jinyou's eyes, but he said with a smile on his face: "Don't be angry, it's my honor to be able to compete with a genius like Senior Brother Yang." But I have to win today because the winner is the one who is eligible to go home, and I haven't been home for five years. ”
The comforted: "Senior Brother Wan, don't worry, I'll help you find the master uncle, and he will give me face." ”
"Thank you so much, Master Yang... Watch out for your back! ”
Wan Jinyou suddenly shouted, the inexperienced looked back stupidly, but found that there was nothing behind him, and Wan Jinyou had already found three hidden weapons, although they were only three wooden thorns, but if they were thrown by the secret weapon technique, they could also be pierced into the flesh and skin!
Three wooden thorns flew away in the shape of a 'pin'!
Just when I couldn't help but rush into the ring, I suddenly found that the flipped on his side in the air and landed on the ground, holding a wooden thorn in each hand and one in his mouth.
Little stars popped up in Senior Sister Jin's eyes: "Wow, he's really handsome, my heart is beating so fast." ”
Someone next to him asked, "Senior Sister Jin, why are you empathetic?" ”
Senior Sister Jin was straightforward: "Hmph, I only like the first day of Xiayun Mansion, and I like whoever is a genius!" ”
Uncle Qian jumped into the ring: "This is the end of the game!" Since it is forbidden to use hidden weapons in the ring, Yang Jiannan wins! ”
In order to celebrate, everyone dragged the cheap man to drink, and after the banquet was dismissed, Senior Sister Jin used the same routine, sending the cheap man to the gate of the courtyard, pretending to fall, and the cheap man said: "Senior Sister Jin, wait a minute, I'll go in and get ice cubes to cover your feet." ”
Then, the ran directly to sleep, and Senior Sister Jin sat at the door for more than an hour and left angrily. . .
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Next.
Two figures quickly walked through the forest.
I casually flew a poisonous snake and said, "You have been in Xiayun Mansion for more than three months, and you have not been in contact with the outside world, your parents must be very worried." ”
The shook his head and said, "But I'm more concerned about whether my girlfriend will be angry." ”
I was quite speechless: "You haven't been in contact with anyone for three months, I guess you're going to break up, maybe there are already other men around... Why don't you think about Senior Sister Jin? ”
"Impossible! She'll definitely be waiting for me! ”
The man is confident, I returned to Qiling City with him, not to see his jokes, but the Taoist Association encountered a tricky incident here, so I came over to help, and by the way, I eliminated the problem of Yintang's blackening.
Even though I had already said several times that I would let the go back to his family, he insisted on staying and helping, and I couldn't resist it, so I agreed.
This time, it was the Qiling City Museum, which was where Ning Rou used to work.
In a high-end hotel, Fan Yanghui, the director of the museum, warmly received us: "Xiaolong, Xiaoyang, seeing the two of you, my heart is finally relieved." ”
After sitting down, I said, "Director Fan, let's talk about something slowly." ”
"Here's the thing." Fan Yanghui picked up the wine glass and drank it all: "Some time ago, a bronze bell was unearthed, which is a cultural relict during the Song Dynasty, which can be said to be a very significant discovery in the history of archaeology!" But there is a lot of patina on the bell, so it is brought back to the museum for disposal, and then it can be exhibited publicly, but what people didn't expect is that the museum is haunted during this time! There are even three people who are crazy! ”
The was shocked: "What? I have three more patients? ”
Director Fan didn't understand: "What? ”
I glared at the: "It's nothing, Director Fan, you go on." ”
"Well, that big bell is very evil, and I feel a chill down my spine when I think about it now." Curator Fan drank another glass of wine, and then said: "Although I have seen supernatural events, this is not a ghost or a zombie, it is just a big clock, how supernatural can it be?" So at first I didn't pay attention to it, until later ... I watched the surveillance video and the bell rang automatically in the middle of the night!! ”
The two security guards went to check, but when they got nearby, they were all stunned, standing motionless next to the big clock, as if they had lost their souls! By the next morning, they went straight crazy! This kind of thing is unheard of, so I chose to report it, and then a bald man about my age, claiming to be from the Taoist Association, came to help deal with paranormal events. He was left alone in the museum that night, but the next day he was also crazy... Alas, now that the museum is closed, Xiaolong, Xiaoyang, do you know what's going on? ”
I tapped my fingers on the tabletop: "A big clock that can make people crazy?" I haven't heard of it yet. ”
The analyzed: "Big brother, do you think it's possible that they deliberately pretended to be crazy and wanted to surprise Curator Fan?" For example, if Director Fan is about to have a birthday, they will suddenly appear on his birthday and surprise him! Director Fan, are you about to celebrate your birthday? Or is there something else to celebrate? ”
Curator Fan took a deep breath of the cigarette butt that was about to burn in his hand, his face was very solemn, and with the exhalation of the smoke, he slowly spoke: "If you want to talk about happy events, I divorced my yellow-faced woman last month, is it a happy event?" ”
I hurriedly interrupted: "It shouldn't be what Jian Nan analyzed, let's wait until the evening to see the situation." ”
The rubbed his head: "Big brother, I seem to have overlooked a very important thing." ”
I nodded sympathetically: "Yes, but what is it... ”