Section 204 Evil cultivators are coming
"Really?" Daoyou turned from sadness to joy, but soon became vigilant again: "Big brother, you won't be painting cakes to satisfy hunger, right?" ”
The stuck his head over: "What is the pie filling?" ”
"Uh... Qingyang Daoyou was silent for a few seconds: "Big brother, will you really give me a Five Thunder Talisman?" ”
Before I could speak, the was unhappy at first: "Thirty-sixth brother, how can you question the eldest brother?" He has always been a man of his word, and since he has told you, he will definitely give it to you within a month! ”
Qingyang Daoyou slapped himself hard: "I'm sorry big brother!" I shouldn't question you! ”
I was stunned next to me, and I greeted the eighteenth generation of the ancestor in my heart! I originally drew bread to satisfy my hunger, after all, I don't know how to draw five thunder talismans now, but I should be able to learn it in ten years, but the cheap man said a month! Qingyang Daoyou also gave himself a slap in the face, and there was no room for me to explain at all!
You must know that the market price of the five thunder talismans is extremely high, each of which costs 200,000!!
I tried to calm myself down, and my heart said that anyway, the success rate of the cheap man painting Tiangang talisman is 100%, and each Tiangang talisman can be sold for five hundred yuan, and if you go back and let him draw four hundred, you can exchange it for a five-thunder talisman...
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The next day, early in the morning.
The buys back some breakfast.
While eating, Sun Yi, who had been silent all night, raised his head and asked in a hoarse voice, "One body and two souls... What exactly does that mean. ”
I put down the soy milk and replied, "One body and two souls are very rare, and they are common in twins, and if one of them dies at birth, the other may become one body and two souls, which is a congenital dual personality in scientific terms." However, the medical community does not agree with it, they believe that personality is acquired, and do not agree with the theory of congenital dual personality. ”
"Big brother, I'm off topic." The chewed on the fritters and reminded vaguely.
"Hmm." I replied and continued: "And the two souls formed by the day after tomorrow are simply unheard of, and now Mr. Cang and you are grasshoppers on the same rope, his soul can't be too far away from you, and he can't be reincarnated, unless he waits for you to die." ”
"Well, if he...
"And if he is gone?" My eyes narrowed slightly: "Then you will also be dissipated, so don't do any crooked thoughts, now you are both prosperous and lossy." ”
"Wouldn't he be in the future... Are you going to keep pestering me? Sun Yi grabbed his hair, and his emotions almost collapsed.
I comforted: "Don't be so pessimistic, the so-called blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, although you can't get rid of Teacher Cang now, he is very knowledgeable and can teach you a lot of things." As for scaring you before, just because your quality is too low, he can't see it. ”
"Retribution, this is retribution... Sun Yi rubbed his hair and muttered quietly...
"Big brother, what should we do next? Waiting for the rabbit? ”
I shook my head and said, "No, if you fight here, it will probably hurt the innocent." Besides, I'm still in a hurry to get back to Qingtian City, so I decided to get a car and let's drive back. Sun Yi, do you have a driver's license? ”
"Yes." Sun Yi was in a low mood, but still replied: "I have good driving skills, and I used to drive for Brother Goshawk... ”
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After eating, Sun Yi and I came to the second-hand car market, bought a second-hand van, spent 20,000 yuan, and didn't even go through the transfer procedures, so we hurried back to the hospital and carried Qingyang Daoyou into the car.
Although running around is not good for the condition, but there is no way to do it, the evil cultivator can find out as long as he looks at the monitoring that it was the cheap man who rescued Sun Yi, if they stay here, they will encounter danger one hundred percent! So this is the only way to do it!
Fortunately, the van is big enough, put the rear seat down and let the Taoist lie on it; I sat in the middle row; Sun Yi drove, the cheap man sat in the co-pilot, and the group set off like this!
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Maybe I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, and soon after I got on the highway, I was rear-ended by a truck, if it weren't for Sun Yi's good driving skills, he almost caused a big accident. Although we were fine, Qingyang Daoyou suffered, because the impact force was too great, he rolled off his seat, stuck in the crack, and was shouting for help.
I thought the truck driver was an unintentional mistake, but who knew that within a few seconds, he hit it again!
I just picked up Qingyang Daoyou, this collision lost balance, I let go of my hand, Daoyou fell down again, he almost fainted in pain, I helped Daoyou up again, and asked at the same time: "Sun Yi, what's the matter?" ”
Sun Yi's face was also ugly, and while driving, he replied: "The truck driver... It's the one who gave me a jade pendant! ”
What the? Is it the evil cultivator? How did he find it? I didn't have time to think about it, because a stream of yin qi had already arrived nearby, and the next moment, I saw the yin qi on Qingyang Daoyou's face surrounded, and he laughed coldly.
To say that this ghost is also mentally retarded, there were four people in the car, and I had to pick a paralyzed one, and I didn't stand up after trying for a long time.
And I took advantage of this time to open my yin eyes, and at the same time took out a heart purification charm and pasted it on the head of the Taoist friend, and the ghost bounced out directly! But it didn't fall in love with the war, but chose to retreat, presumably just to find out information.
The truck behind was still hitting our van, the rear of the car was seriously deformed, and Qingyang Daoyou let out a mournful scream: "It's over!" We're going to die here! I'm still young, I can't die on the Zhizhi Staff! ”
(Note: The expressway from Chongzhi City to Peizhu City is 250 kilometers long.) )
"Don't panic." I comforted me, and then asked, "Sun Yi, can you hurry up?" ”
Sun Yi was sweating profusely, trying to control the balance of the car, and said: "No, after all, it is a second-hand car, and there is a problem with the power." And if the speed is too fast, it will be more difficult to control the balance, and you have to roll over! ”
"That's right..." I pondered for a moment, then took out ten Tiangang talismans and handed them to Yang Jiannan: "I'll leave it to you here, if there are ghosts approaching, there is no need to show mercy!" ”
The took the spell: "Big brother, what about you?" ”
"It's not a way to be hit all the time, I'll meet him." With that, I opened the car door, grabbed my backpack and jumped in!
Due to inertia, I did a forward roll to stabilize my figure, and then I realized that the truck had crashed into me! So he got up and dodged, then grabbed the edge of the truck, jumped over, and jumped into the car slot!
After coming up, I found that there was a black lacquered wooden coffin in the car trough! It can be seen through the rear windshield that the evil cultivator is driving while taking out the magic bell and shaking it!
I secretly said that it was not good, but unfortunately it was too late! I only heard a loud 'bang', and the coffin lid flew up! Straight at me!
I was able to dodge, but there was a car behind me, and if the lid of the coffin smashed on the car, it would be fatal! So, I had to hold on to the lower plate, catch the lid with all my strength, and throw it under the highway.
As soon as he finished doing this, a figure rushed to meet him, and when he looked at it, it was a guy with purple hair all over his body, and he kept roaring! I scolded secretly, when did the purple hair stiff become so worthless? Almost every cultivator has one!
Although I am quite experienced in dealing with purple hair stiffs, it is a pity that I don't have a sharp weapon in my hand, and the corpse suppression charm has long been used up.
Fortunately, after dodging the blow of the purple hairy stiff, I found out of the corner of my eye that there was an axe on the edge of the car groove!
That's great! I kicked it out of the way and rushed towards the edge of the slot! After picking up the axe, I found that it was rusty and curled up, and it was a piece of garbage! It's like a man who has lived alone on a desert island for five years, and one day he suddenly found a bamboo raft floating in the distance, carrying a bikini beauty, but when he got to the shore, he found that the crotch of the beauty was protruding, but at this moment, he could only grit his teeth!
How to escape from a desert island without a bamboo raft?
I'm in this mood at this time, the blade is better than nothing, use it as a hammer!
At this moment, the purple hairy stiff pounced again, and I picked up the round axe and smashed it on the head, only to hear a 'click', and the axe handle broke in response! Just when I was stunned, the purple hairy stiff grabbed my shoulder, opened his big mouth, and bit my nose! The smell was suffocating, and I leaned back, my legs against the purple hair's stiff chest, kicked hard, broke free from its claws, and landed on the edge of the carriage with a somersault.
Seeing that the Purple Hair Zombie couldn't help me, the evil cultivator sent another powerful ghost to take the opportunity to sneak attack when I was fighting with the Purple Hair Zombie! That terrible ghost is not low, it is estimated that it will look like five or six hundred years, but unfortunately it hasn't touched me yet, and it was directly catapulted! Because I have a notebook on me, unless it's at the level of Hua Miaoyin, I can't get close to me at all!
The ghost hurriedly ran back to report the news, and when the evil cultivator learned of this situation, he drove the car and swayed from side to side, using the long-lost 'S-shaped running method' in the rivers and lakes, trying to throw me out of the car!
I have to say, this trick really worked, I had to hold on to the edge of the car groove to stand firm, but Zi Mao Stiff had no sense, so I fell badly, I couldn't help laughing, and said Who is the evil cultivator helping?
The ancients said: Happiness gives birth to sorrow.
Soon, the evil cultivator found the trick, and only turned after the purple hair stiff got up, and due to the influence of inertia, the zombie actually pounced on me!
I hurriedly jumped to the side! Who knew that the purple hair stiff actually fell from the car groove!
At this moment, I thought about a lot of things, if the purple hair stiffened on the highway, it would definitely cause a big disaster! So, stop this from happening! So I made a lightning move, grabbed the purple hairy stiff ankle, and tried to pull him up, but he didn't cooperate at all, and his limbs were slashed, and he almost took me down!
I was followed by a sports car, in which sat a young man and a woman, who were holding up their mobile phones to record the video, and I was holding the purple haired stiff with one hand and gesturing to them with the other, signaling them not to follow so closely.
The young man rolled down the window and held out his middle finger at me!
I really don't know whether to live or die...