Section 81 Mushrooms and Snow Lotus in the Tianshan Mountains
Seeing this, I hurriedly put away the gold ingots. But it's too late, as the old saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves. The two of them quickly hit me with the idea and pretended to talk to me enthusiastically. Out of politeness, I also responded with a few words.
During the conversation, I learned their names, the gangster with a shaved yin and yang head is called Tang Xingguo, and his hairstyle gives people a strong visual impact.
Speaking of 'yin and yang head', the origin is quite interesting.
The so-called yin and yang head, also known as the 'cow ghost snake god head', is an insulting practice when the Cultural Revolution was prevalent. If you shave half of your hair and keep half of it, this hairstyle is called yin and yang head. It is generally shaved on the left side and left on the right side. From the folklore left over from the barbaric era, only thieves, prostitutes, and women who corrupted the door did they adopt such an extreme method of trampling on human dignity and leaving a mark of shame.
However, due to the changes of the times and the change of aesthetic views, many people in modern times deliberately make this hairstyle to show their individuality.
As for the other horse-faced gangster, his name is Hu Weimin.
Tang Xingguo, Hu Weimin, the name is good. Although I don't want to judge people by their appearance, but just by the two of them, thank God if they don't bring disaster to the country and the people, how can I expect them to rejuvenate the country and serve the people? At this time, Tang Xingguo, who had shaved his yin and yang head, said: "Dude, at first glance, you are a person with connotation, I wonder if you are not interested in precious herbs?" ”
"What precious herbs?" I asked casually.
Tang Xingguo did not answer, but walked to the door of the compartment, locked the door, and then walked back, and said mysteriously: "Tianshan Snow Lotus!" Our brother found a rare Tianshan snow lotus in the mountains, the petals are very large and white, and it is the best at first glance! This time I went to Qingtian City, just to get rid of the treasure and take it out for auction. ”
I smiled and said, "Really? Tianshan Snow Lotus is indeed good, it has the effect of nourishing yin and aphrodisiac, invigorating blood and circulation, etc., and it is also a second-class protected plant, the state prohibits the mining of wild Tianshan Snow Lotus, the two can be careful, and they will be sentenced if they are caught. ”
"Dude, you know a lot, since that's the case, why don't you help us identify it and see if this is a wild snow lotus." Hu Weimin said complimentally.
I shook my head: "I'm sorry, I've just read some information, and I don't know much about Tianshan Snow Lotus, I'm afraid I can't help with this." ”
Hu Weimin, who had a horse face, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't be modest, buddy, help us take a look." ”
As he spoke, he gave Tang Xingguo, who was headed by yin and yang, a wink, and Tang Xingguo took out a piece of white flowers from his suitcase. He brought it to me and asked, "Dude, how do you look at the color and year of the Tianshan Snow Lotus?" ”
I didn't answer, because looking at the white flowers in his hand, I felt the urge to scold my mother! Which is this Tianshan Snow Lotus? Isn't this TM a white mushroom? The market sells the kind for three yuan a catty, but why do they say that the mushroom is the Tianshan Snow Lotus?
Soon, I understood their intentions.
Tang Xingguo asked: "Dude, what is the quality of this baby?" ”
I replied lightly, "If you read that right, this should be a mushroom." ”
Tang Xingguo showed an angry face: "What? The snow lotus that our brother picked back after nine deaths, you actually said it was a mushroom! No way! You have to apologize! And buy this Tianshan Snow Lotus! ”
I frowned slightly and said, "I'm sorry, I looked away just now, this Tianshan Snow Lotus is in very good condition." ”
The horse-faced Hu Weimin grinned: "Not bad? Then it's better to sell it to you for a million, or exchange it for those two gold ingots. ”
Let me exchange two gold ingots for three yuan a pound of mushrooms in the market? What's more, the lump in his hand is less than a pound! Really when I'm mentally retarded? Sitting on the sleeper, I said calmly: "If the two of you mess around again, I will call the police." ”
Tang Xingguo held a white mushroom in his hand and sneered: "Police? If you don't buy Snow Lotus today, it's useless for the Heavenly King Lao Tzu to come! ”
Forced to buy and sell? Do you really think of me as a soft persimmon? But I didn't want to make trouble, so I grabbed my backpack and walked to the door.
Tang Xingguo thought I was scared, so he reached out and grabbed the backpack, but the speed was too slow, and I easily dodged it.
", dare to hide? Hit him! ”
After saying that, the two rushed up together, but I'm not even afraid of zombies, how can I be afraid of these two little gangsters? They're nowhere near zombies! Speed and power! I punched and kicked them with three punches and two kicks, and they were turned into panda eyes! Tang Xingguo threw the mushrooms, covered his eyes and said, "Idea, prickly, nonsense? ”
This is a black saying, which means: this guy is too difficult to deal with, withdraw first?
Hu Weimin nodded again and again, the two retreated to the door, Hu Weimin scolded and scolded: "Boy, dare to hurt your grandfather, I will break your two dog legs!" Remember it for me! After saying that, the two ran away without looking back......
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The two thugs never returned to the sleeper, probably because they had seen my divine beast, and they didn't dare to come back to look for trouble. Even the 'Tianshan Snow Lotus' was thrown on the ground and not taken away. Since the waste was shameful, I picked it up and prepared to take it home for my mother to stew a mushroom soup to drink.
However, the trouble did not stop, and when I got off the train, I vaguely saw that the two thugs were sneakily following behind, and it seemed that they would not stop until they got the gold ingots.
As soon as they got out of the train station, the two thugs chased after them, one of them with a dark circle under his eyes, and said, "Boy, stop me!" We've called the Boss to come over and break your dog's leg later! ”
As soon as the words fell, more than a dozen big men came in the distance, led by a middle-aged man about forty years old, with a Chinese face, an inch head, narrow eyes, and a ruthless color. The two thugs hurriedly ran over and said, "Boss, that's that kid!" ”
The 'boss' looked over, and when he saw me, he froze: "It's you." ”
I nodded and said, "See you again." ”
This middle-aged man is named Black Tiger, he is a gangster leader, and the last time he was haunted by ghosts, I took action to resolve it.
The two thugs were dumbfounded: "Big brother, do you know him?" ”
"Well, is there any misunderstanding here?"
The little gangster is not a fool, and when he heard the eldest brother ask like this, he definitely didn't want to provoke the kid in front of him. So he hurriedly said: "It turned out to be a friend of the eldest brother, this is really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't recognize the family, it's all a misunderstanding." ”
Of course, the black tiger knows the virtue of his little brother, and he must have not pretended to be B and was slapped in the face. So he said: "Little brother, since it was a misunderstanding, why don't you leave it at that, how about I invite you to dinner in a few days?" ”
"I don't need to eat, I've been busy lately, so I'll leave first."
With that, I walked straight away, and I didn't have anything to communicate with these people......
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There are still half a month to go before the final exams, so it is not advisable to travel far, so I went back to school. It's just that the head teacher greets me with a smile every time he sees me, and he looks flattering, which makes me feel very unaccustomed. In addition, He Yangde called and said that he wanted to invite me to dinner and apologize to me.
I didn't want to go, because when I attended the birthday banquet of the head of the Xu family, this guy ran away with a urine escape technique and threw myself in the capital.
But because of my identity, I still accepted the invitation, and the location was at the Xinggang Restaurant, which is a high-end place, with an average consumption of more than 1,000 yuan per person, which I had never been to before. Also accepting the invitation was Master Jiang, and I know that this time it may be as simple as apologizing.
He Yangde didn't send a special car over today, so I contacted Master Jiang and asked him to pick me up and go to the banquet together.
With my relationship with Master Jiang, he will not refuse this little thing.
When I got out of school, I walked out of the school gate with Jiang Yunsheng, and after getting in the car, Master Jiang said that he would send his daughter home first, and then go to He Yangde. I asked, "Why don't you bring Jiang Yunsheng with you?" She was a girl, and she couldn't eat much. ”
Master Jiang shook his head and said, "No, Yun Sheng should not participate in tonight's conversation." ”
I furrowed my eyebrows slightly: "What the hell are you going to talk about tonight?" I don't want to have too much intersection with He Yangde. ”
"I'll tell you later." Master Jiang meant to wait until his daughter got out of the car.
Jiang Yunsheng snorted coldly in the back: "The gods are mysterious, do you want to deceive people again?" ”
Master Jiang hurriedly showed a sworn expression: "How could it be? Dad has promised that he will definitely change his life! ”
After a while, the car drove back to the hardware store, and Jiang Yunsheng instructed when he got out of the car: "Xiaolong, help watch Dad, don't let him deceive people." ”
"Okay, I'll try to ...... it"
After seeing his daughter get out of the car, Master Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, started the car again, and drove towards Xinggang Restaurant, and asked at the same time, "Xiaolong, I heard that you have gold ingots?" ”
"How do you know?"
"Today, Black Tiger came to the store, saying that his little brother inadvertently offended you, and specially brought two bottles of good wine to apologize. Although I didn't know what was going on, I still took it all and then made a brief inquiry to know the ins and outs of the matter. ”
I briefly told Bai Lihan's story, and after listening to it, Master Jiang slapped the steering wheel: "What? A box of gold ingots is only divided into two for you? That guy is greedier than me! If I am asked to talk, the funeral goods will be at least fifty-fifty divided, otherwise I won't help! ”
Sitting in the co-pilot, I said lightly: "Master, what are you excited about?" I didn't rush to help with the funeral goods. ”
"Alas, Xiaolong, in your situation, if you say it sounds good, it is kind, and if you say it is ugly, you are stupid hat. Without your help, he could get the funeral goods? Just two gold ingots will send you away, if you are uncle, at least five of you! ”
Master Jiang's righteous words are righteous, but in fact, he is fifty steps and a hundred steps, what is the difference between two and five? Besides, I'm not a money-hungry person, so I just keep a souvenir when I accept the gold ingot......
Soon, the car was parked in the underground parking lot of Xinggang Restaurant, and when I looked around, I saw that all the cars parked were luxury cars! And Master Jiang's broken car instantly turned into an ugly duckling-like existence, even Master Jiang, whose skin was thicker than the city wall, his complexion became unnatural.
After parking the car, we entered the restaurant, and as we walked, I asked, "What is He Yangde looking for us?" ”
"Deal with the Ghost King. This time, He Yangde's attitude is very tough, let us get rid of the ghost king within seven days, otherwise he will turn his face and deny people! ”
I paused and furrowed my eyebrows: "What? Seven days? In such a hurry? ”