Chapter 147: Believe it or not, I tore your mouth apart!
"Brother Lang, you can obviously rely on your talent to eat, why do you want to be a little anchor?"
"Brother Lang, you are obviously very handsome, why do you deliberately pretend to be ugly?"
"Brother Lang... Brother Lang..."
Along the way, the eccentric Chen Erya, like a happy lark, kept asking Xie Lang all kinds of questions.
"Ahem, ahem." Xie Lang coughed twice, and said in an unusually serious tone, "Erya, a manly man, you should be responsible and know how to take responsibility, how can you eat with your face?" Don't confuse me with your average shameless scumbag. ”
"Wow, Brother Lang, hello man."
As soon as Chen Erya's words fell, Xie Lang was invisibly deducted 500 troll points, and Xie Lang was so angry that he almost ran away.
Bite~~
At this time, Xie Lang's mobile phone rang.
Xie Lang took it out and saw that it was a stranger's phone, but he still answered the "hey" sentence.
"Is it Big Brother Lang?" Yin Tianxiao's weak voice came from the other end of the phone.
"It's me, who are you?"
"Brother Lang, it's me, I'm Yin Tianxiao."
"If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go."
"Brother Lang, where are you now, I have something I want to talk to you face-to-face, phew, I want to talk to you face-to-face."
Xie Lang tilted his head and said secretly: This kid shouldn't be here to trouble himself, right?
"I'm ......"
Xie Lang looked at the name of the food stall in front of him, and then reported it.
He thought about it, if this kid dared to come to him for trouble, he would dare to beat him up and his parents didn't know him.
After Xie Lang hung up the phone, Chen Erya immediately asked, "Brother Lang, who is it?" ”
"Your little Tianxiao brother."
"Phew, it's not a mile, I only have one brother, and that's Brother Lang."
"Okay, just say this to you, I'll invite you to eat six yuan of spicy tang."
Chen Erya asked again: "Why not eight, ten, but six?" I always hear a boy say that he wants to invite us girls to eat six yuan of Malatang, what does it mean? ”
Xie Lang shook his head with a smile and thought: How to answer her question?
This this...
That's it, I hope this chick can continue to maintain this purity.
The food stalls are small in size, with only seven tables.
Xie Lang came in with his front foot and saw Chen Erya occupying the last table.
She didn't care that everyone else at the scene was staring at him, and shouted at Xie Lang generously, "Brother Lang, you go and help me order a six-yuan Malatang, and I'll help you occupy a seat here." ”
Chen Erya's voice is very loud and very good, with a crispy loli sound.
Many young people in the store cursed Xie Lang in their hearts with envy, jealousy and hatred.
Five minutes later, two bowls of hot Malatang were served.
Chen Erya took the chopsticks and looked at it fixedly: Where is this six yuan, there must be at least a dozen yuan, a big bowl full.
"Beauty, add a WeChat."
At this moment, a little yellow hair came over and asked Chen Erya for WeChat.
"No."
Chen Erya didn't hesitate, and refused on the spot.
"Beauty, don't lose face, just add WeChat, and I don't want you to do something sorry for your boyfriend."
As he spoke, Huang Mao stretched out his hand to move a stool, and then worked side by side with Xie Lang, looking at Chen Erya opposite.
A few young people at the back table seemed to be very excited when they saw this scene, and they were still muttering something like you won.
It seems that they should have made a bet just now that Chen Erya would not give WeChat.
Seeing that he had eaten a closed door in front of Chen Erya, Xiao Huangmao put his eyes on Xie Lang again, and said jokingly, "Brother, do you suggest sharing your girlfriend's WeChat?" ”
Huang Mao looked at Xie Lang's appearance, probably thinking that Xie Lang was a bully.
"Then do you mind if I be your father?" A contemptuous smile tugged at the corner of Xie Lang's mouth.
"Hahahaha."
Huang Mao was slightly stunned, and the friends behind him all laughed when they heard Xie Lang's words.
"You stinky boy, do you dare to say what you just said to Lao Tzu again?"
"Bang!"
A dull sound suddenly exploded in the present.
Xiao Huangmao flew out on the spot, and all the friends at the table behind him were knocked over on their backs, lying on the ground, their side faces were dented, and a mouth full of broken teeth flowed out of their mouths.
Several guests at the other tables suddenly widened their eyes, got up one after another, and looked at Xie Lang with an incredible gaze.
saw Xie Lang reach out and pick up a box of tissues on the table, took out one of them, wiped the blood on his hands, and said contemptuously: "Mao Du hasn't grown up yet, and he still has a learner to come out to talk?" I think people like you just lack the beating of society, and I hope this fist can be useful to you today. ”
"Wow, handsome, Brother Lang."
Chen Erya looked at Xie Lang with a look of adoration.
As for the owner of the food stall, he was completely dumbfounded.
He originally wanted to step forward to persuade him, but when he heard Xie Lang's cold voice, he couldn't go up to help, and he didn't help him.
"Stinky boy, don't run... Believe it or not, a phone call..."
"If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I tore your mouth apart!"
Xie Lang interrupted the other party's words suddenly, and his expression became very hideous.
Goo Dong!!
Huang Mao subconsciously swallowed the second half of the sentence back.
You talk nonsense again, believe it or not I tore your mouth apart?
His words echoed in their ears, and everyone couldn't help but shudder, as if this sentence was not like a joke, but more like a serious warning!
At this time, there was silence in the food stalls.
The shopkeeper finally couldn't help it, so he stepped forward resignedly, and said to Xie Lang cautiously:
"This handsome guy, that... Can you give some face, don't make trouble in the store. I'm running a small business, and I haven't been able to make a lot of money overnight, understand, okay? ”
It can be seen that the shopkeeper should be an honest and honest person.
"Here you go, this is my brother Lang's compensation for damaging your shop."
Smack.
As soon as the words fell, Chen Erya took out a thick stack of cash from Chanel's lady's bag, put it on the table with a "snap".
It looks like it has to be at least seven or eight thousand.
This...
Chen Erya's actions shocked everyone on the spot.
Nima, dare to love this girl is a white rich beauty.
These two people, one is so good at kung fu, and the other is so rich, what are you going to eat Malatang?
If you have the money to go to a teahouse, go to Western food and a café to eat, isn't it fragrant?
Xiao Huangmao covered his swollen face, and he didn't dare to look at Xie Lang's eyes at this time.
They are young people, who usually rely on a large number of people, and often pretend to be powerful and bluff.
But once they encounter a hard stubble like Xie Lang, they are all like dogs.
"Brother Lang?"
In this embarrassing atmosphere, Yin Tianxiao just found the address Xie Lang said, and when he came in, he found Xie Lang's figure. Take a hundred plating and read the latest chapter of "Invincible from Being an Anchor", the first time to read it for free.
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