"What, what did you say?"

Shangguan Wanwan just glared at Xie Lang, as if she couldn't believe what Xie Lang had just said.

Who knew that Xie Lang repeated another sentence and said:

"I said I was going to break up with you, I just died, jumped from the stairs and fell to my death, and I don't want to fall in love with you! You're too pitiful, every time I open the black with you, it's 0-10 in the middle of Yasuo! Or the cuihua in the next class is amazing, can she take me to the score, can you? So bye-bye! ”

As soon as Xie Lang finished speaking, the male compatriots who were watching the excitement on the street cast appreciative glances at Xie Lang one after another.

"666, look good and send it to 0-10, don't you want to tell the truth?"

"It's just, break up, you have to break up."

"Well done, the male compatriots earned back a point."

"The child has been sent, the marriage has been divorced, the house has been sold, are there any brothers who are in a double row to divide the black? War College, online, etc., urgent! ”

Shangguan Wanwan grabbed Chanel's bag and smashed it on Xie Lang.

She originally wanted to use Xie Lang's sling to help her get rid of Tuoba Yun, but this kid actually brazenly said that he was playing Yasuo to pit him?

Is this what a man should do? It's shameless!

"You're just playing Yasuo, your whole family is playing Yasuo! You madman, dead pervert. ”

Yasuo: ????

Wherever you go, where you lie down the gun.

"Uh..."

Now it was Tuoba Yun's turn to be dumbfounded.

He obviously didn't expect that the two who were in love before would quarrel on the street, so he immediately stepped forward and comforted, "Wanwan, this kind of man who only cares about playing games is not worth cherishing, or you can be my girlfriend, and I will teach you to play Yasuo." ”

When Shangguan Wanwan heard this, her originally uncertain face turned a little darker.

Especially when he heard the word Yasuo, he yelled at Tuoba Yun: "I didn't play Yasuo, and I don't want you to teach it, you don't bother!" ”

Xie Lang took advantage of the situation and said:

"Brother, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love the girl who plays Yasuo? Let me tell you, this woman is very pitiful, and she likes to curse after giving away people's heads. I have been in love with her for more than a year, and I have masturbated more than a thousand League of Legends, pit me for nine hundred and ninety-nine rounds, and put Yasuo, the corpse lying in every corner of the summoner's canyon, and the jungler helped her gank accidentally snatched the head, she can hang up and spray the jungler, and Wu can fight against the wind, I am so difficult, can I not break up? ”

"Damn, this man is really a talent, he doesn't even bring a dirty word to swear."

"Yes, no wonder you can hook up with such a good-looking girl, and her mouth must be able to coax women."

"MMP, looking at him dressed up, I thought he was a bronze, but I didn't expect it to be a king."

"Let's take notes carefully, and we will use them in the future."

Hearing the discussion of the surrounding onlookers, Tuoba Yun was very incomprehensible.

He didn't understand why Shangguan Wanwan would like such a sling?

At first, Tuoba Yun didn't believe that the two of them would be boyfriend and girlfriend, but when they saw the same couple clothes of the two again, could this be fake?

Tuoba Yun frowned and asked Xie Lang, "Brother, it doesn't seem appropriate to say these words after breaking up, right?" ”

"Why is it not suitable, don't you want to talk about the dish? For example, this puts you playing Yasuo. ”

"I never play Yasuo."

"Okay, then to change the analogy, you play Luban No. 7..."

"I don't play Honor of Kings either!" Tuoba Yun glared at Xie Lang fiercely, gritting his teeth.

"Then we can't talk about it that day."

"Hehehe, you kid is really kind, you dare to get rid of Miss Shangguan because of a game!"

"Yes, I dumped her, am I proud, am I proud? Did I say it everywhere? When Xie Lang said this, his eyes looked at Shangguan Wanwan defiantly.

From the very beginning, Li Xianghe sniped Xie Lang in the League of Legends, but Xie Lang immediately returned the color the next day, knowing that this product was a must-aven master.

If Shangguan Wanwan talked to Xie Lang in a good voice, he might see that the other party helped him earn 10,000 points and help her get rid of this man.

But Shangguan Wanwan asked Xie Lang for help, not only did she speak very politely, but she dared to threaten Xie Lang?

You must know Xie Lang's principle of life: you respect me one foot, and I will pay you back ten zhang! If you move me, I'll kill you!"

Shangguan Wanwan was so angry that she gritted her teeth, but she didn't dare to attack.

Mainly did it, saying that Xie Lang is her boyfriend, if she doesn't admit it now, won't she slap herself in the face again?

Xie Lang's sentence "You play Yasuo 0-10" is more uncomfortable than slapping her.

On Azure Star, who doesn't know that your whole family plays Yasuo, which is a very insulting sentence!

The more she took a step back, the more angry she became, and the more she thought about it for a while, the more she lost it, Shangguan Wanwan gritted her teeth and suddenly said:

"Tuoba Yun, you give me a beating up right now, I'll be your girlfriend!"

"Wanwan, are you telling the truth?"

"It's true!"

"Good!"

Tuoba Yunxing rubbed his fists and twisted his neck again, and the sound of "crunching" was endless.

How do you know that Xie Lang didn't play cards according to the routine at all, and he didn't plan to fight back, so he just put his face up and said:

"Come on brother, in order to completely sever the relationship with this woman, I admit it! Come and beat me, as long as you can break up with her and let her be your girlfriend, I'm happy to be beaten. ”

How disgusting is this?

Would you rather be beaten than break up?

Seeing Xie Lang bring his face up, Shangguan Wanwan began to panic again.

She was really afraid that if Tuoba Yun beat this kid, what would she do if someone wanted to be her girlfriend?

"This stinky boy!!"

Shangguan Wanwan felt that Xie Lang was like a nemesis sent down by God, and he was dead.

"I'm going to Nima!!"

Tuoba Yun gritted his teeth, didn't say a word, rounded his arm, and suddenly slapped Xie Lang in the face.

Why "whew" and not "pop"?

Because this slap didn't hit Xie Lang's face at all, it hit the air and made a whirring sound.

"Ah......h

As a result, the next moment, Tuoba Yun's slap "fanned" the sound of Xie Lang's body turning in a circle?

Caught off guard, Xie Lang's body twisted, flew onto Shangguan Wanwan's body, and smashed to the ground with both hands supporting the other party's shoulders.

"Ahh Shangguan Wanwan let out a miserable scream.

"Wanwan, how are you?" Tuoba Yun rushed over in a panic and was about to help her.

Suddenly, I found that the posture of the two was very unsightly.

"Oops...... Hurt... It hurts me to death, you shameless bastard, you fell Miss Ben to death!! ”

Shangguan Wanwan's back fell directly to the ground at this time, and she fell extremely embarrassed.

Coupled with the weight of Xie Lang's whole person, it threw her to the ground, I am afraid that she will not stay in the hospital for ten days and a half months, don't think about being discharged.

At this time, Shangguan Wanwan felt incomparably painful in every inch of the bone in her back, and tears swirled straight in her eyes.

Since she was a child, she has never suffered such grievances.