Hu Xianxian was walking slowly with a donkey on the East Street of Beijing, she didn't want to buy things, because she had already bought a lot of things along the way. And because there were too many things for the donkeys to carry, a lot of them were given to beggars.

She looked at the dazzling array of goods, and the desire to buy when she had just gotten a lot of money was gone.

Hu Xianxian walked slower and slower, and her mood was extremely depressed, she thought that she would encounter a lot of legendary things, but what was the result?

Along the way, there were many sisters-in-law, and the aunt asked her why a big girl went out alone and wasn't afraid of bad guys?

Then there was her crazy shopping, which attracted many beggars to follow her, making her like the leader of the beggar gang.

Hu Xianxian remembered that the commentaries he had heard all talked about the heroes going down the mountain after learning, and then there were small thieves who didn't have long eyes to steal the things of the heroes, and finally they were beaten flat by the heroes. She also wanted to slap others, but although those beggars followed all the way, they only picked up what she didn't want, and didn't steal, so she couldn't find a reason to do it.

Hu Xianxian still remembers that he often said in the storytelling that after the hero went down the mountain, he would encounter the bandits robbing the road, and then the hero would divide the bandits by dividing them by two. These bandits often admire the hero, and then become the hero's follower. However, Hu Xianxian was only accompanied by this little donkey, and none of his attendants were confiscated.

Hu Xianxian walked very hot, although it was almost winter, she was really tired and hot. She sat down at the door of a shop and pulled out a water bladder to drink.

"Hey, go away! Don't stand in the way of our business. The guy from the shop came to chase her away, and she put away her water bladder to go and find an inn to rest.

As she got up, she glanced at the shop's sign, and at a glance she was in good spirits. The shop's signboard is, "Gu Ji Silk Village".

This is Gu Changen's shop in the capital, he doesn't know what to do, and now he has found his goal!

The guy looked at her and looked at the shop sign and laughed, and pushed her, "Are you sick?" What are you giggling at? Come on! ”

Hu Xianxian jumped up, pulled his hands together, and dragged down the signboard! She landed firmly on the broken card, and with a stomp of her right foot, the wooden sign was scattered from fragments to powder!

The guy was stunned for a moment, then ran into the store, "Come on, come on." There's a crazy woman who is making trouble! ”

Five or six guys rushed out, and Hu Xianxian clapped his hands happily. Before the feather dusters and brooms they were holding were shot, Hu Xianxian had already beaten them to the point that their noses were blue and their faces were swollen.

The guys were scared and slowly retreated to the store. Hu Xianxian didn't chase in, sat at the door again, took out the water bladder and continued to drink water.

A few beggars who had been following her all this time ran away when they saw this. One of them also said: "No wonder I give things to others, it turns out that I am a madman." It's good that no force was used against us......"

Hu Xianxian chuckled, she felt very pleasant. I thought to myself, no wonder those ranger swordsmen like to cause trouble everywhere, and it's really funny to make others scared.

A thin old man walked out of the shop, and he bowed his hand to Hu Xianxian, "May I ask the girl, where is the small shop not well entertained?" As long as the girl says something, the shop will definitely change. ”

This old man reminded Hu Xianxian of the third uncle, so she wouldn't hit him. She didn't beat him, but she didn't want to pay attention to him. She saw that he was just Mr. Bookkeeper, and she didn't have anything to say to him.

The bookkeeper asked a few times, but Hu Xianxian didn't answer, so he had to sigh and walk in.

After a while, a guy walked out with a bag of things. The guy limped along, walked to Hu Xianxian's side, and stammered, "Small, small, with eyes...... There are eyes that don't know Mount Tai...... Mountain...... Please, please...... Forgive...... A little gift...... It's not a tribute ......"

Hu Xianxian took the cloth bag and checked it, which should contain about thirty taels of silver. She smiled at the guy and shook her head.

The guy didn't know why, "The girl is too little...... I, I'm going to talk to Mr. Zhang...... Again, add a little more ......"

Hu Xianxian glanced at him, and went to the roof as soon as he leaned in. She stood on the roof and looked left and right, then opened the cloth bag and threw the silver.

A silver ingot flew out in the east and a ingot in the west, and someone shouted in surprise: "Silver! Silver has fallen from the sky! ”

The guy yelled, "No...... No...... Throw ......" roared twice, knowing that he couldn't stop Hu Xianxian, so he ran in to find someone.

Hu Xianxian threw away all the silver and sat on the roof to rest. She was thinking, this Gu Changen didn't know when she would come, and her hands were itchy. I thought again, after beating Gu Changen, it was time to go to Weng Jiashou, right? However, this Weng Jiashou is a prodigal son who is a broken family, and it is not easy to find. Let's look for it as we go, anyway, I have time.

Just when Hu Xianxian was waiting impatiently, she saw several guys swaggering towards a shirtless man. This big man was covered in meat, and the guy in the padded jacket next to him shivered in the cold wind, and his face was covered with sweat.

The big man shouted at the roof: "Girl with no long eyes, come down for your grandfather!" ”

Hu Xianxian smiled and said, "Okay, I'll come down now." Alas, there is finally someone who can stand the beating. ”

The big man had white air in his nose, and dragged a big bamboo pole that others picked up wine flags and poked at Hu Xianxian.

Hu Xianxian touched his toes lightly and flew lightly on the top of the bamboo pole.

The big man was so anxious that he shook the bamboo pole, but Hu Xianxian was like sticking to the bamboo pole, but he couldn't shake it off.

The big man simply let go of his hand and let the bamboo pole fall.

Hu Xianxian would not fall to the ground with the bamboo pole, she swept down diagonally and stepped on the top of the big man's head.

Dahan hurriedly grabbed Hu Xianxian's feet, grabbed her feet tightly after grabbing them, and slammed into a wall.

When Hu Xianxian was about to hit the wall, his feet parted lightly, he let go of the big man's hand, and fell to the ground upside down.

The big man couldn't stop his momentum, hit the wall, and hit his head and broke the bloodstream. He fell to the ground, shouting and scolding.

The guys wanted to see how he was hurting, but they didn't dare to step forward. Or Mr. Zhang, the bookkeeper, said to Hu Xianxian: "Girl, what do you want?" Then he asked the big man, "Da Ku, are you okay?" ”

Dahan climbed up against the wall, glanced at others, and suddenly pointed at Hu Xianxian and said, "She's a monster, she's a monster!" As long as it's a human being, there's nothing I can't beat! ”

Mr. Zhang coughed dryly twice and said to a fellow, "You send Da Ku to heal." ”

After seeing the guy help the big man away, he bowed down and said to Hu Xianxian: "Girl, we are all people who work under other people's hands, why do you bother us?" ”

Hu Xianxian said indifferently: "I didn't want to embarrass you, but you didn't go to find the main master for me." ”

Mr. Zhang glanced at a guy, and the guy was busy running west, they should have gone to ask the boss Gu Changen.

Mr. Zhang said to Hu Xianxian again: "Girl, please come into the store and have a cup of tea." What's the matter, let's talk about it when our host comes, okay? ”

Hu Xianxian followed him into the store, and ate and drank a lot of tea and snacks, but Gu Changen still did not appear. Hu Xianxian was so angry that a cup of hot tea was poured on the guy who refilled her with water, "Quickly find Gu Changen for your aunt and grandmother, what kind of water will you pour for your aunt?" ”

The guy wiped his burned face, turned to go out, and just took two steps before he was kicked to the ground, and it was a man in a black suit who kicked him.

The guy got up after rolling around, and shouted with a crying voice: "Master, well, master, you are finally here......"

"Useless thing, get out of here!"

Hu Xianxian raised his eyes and saw that the man who was scolding the guy was a rich man wearing an ochre-colored purple brocade robe, and there were four men in black clothes standing beside him. Hu Xianxian had seen Gu Changen when he was a child and recognized this rich man as Gu Changen.

In the past ten years, Gu Changen's appearance has not changed much, except that he is whiter and fatter. Hu Xianxian thought of his premature aging father, and his anger became more and more intense.

Gu Changen was asking Hu Xianxian why he was making trouble in his shop, and scolded the bodyguards around him why they didn't tie up Hu Xianxian and send him to the government.

Hu Xianxian threw out the tea bowl in his hand and smashed Gu Changen's door. Gu Changen covered his face, arched his body and yelled.

The four bodyguards surrounded Hu Xianxian, Hu Xianxian summoned the Huixin Jade Sword, and in an instant, the four bodyguards had fallen to the ground and screamed.

Hu Xianxian took back the Huixin Jade Sword and said coldly to the four people: "Let you be someone else's lackey, cut off your dog's legs, and see how you still behave!" ”

Gu Changen looked at the bodyguards who were all picked and broken tendons, and he was so shocked and frightened that he forgot to cover his face. His nose had been smashed by a teacup, blood was pouring into his mouth, and that face made Hu Xianxian feel ugly and disgusting.

Hu Xianxian didn't want his hand to touch this face, so he grabbed a handful of dim sum and threw it at Gu Changen's face, and threw the plate after throwing the dim sum. Gu Changen, who was dizzy from being smashed, kept screaming, forgetting what he was here for.

In the end, Mr. Zhang ran in, knelt down to Hu Xianxian and said, "Girl, spare us." Whatever you want, we'll do it for you. ”

Hu Xianxian asked someone to bring a basin of water, wash his face and hands before saying, "Mr. Bookkeeper and this surnamed Gu stay, and everyone else will go out for me!" ”

Mr. Zhang asked the bodyguard to be carried out to heal his injuries, and asked the guy to close the door, and he gave Gu Changen medicine again.

When Gu Changen was taking the medicine, he was "hissing" in pain, and he looked at Hu Xianxian resentfully while pumping the cold air.

Hu Xianxian glared at him and said, "What do you see?" Look again, I gouged out your eyeballs. ”

Gu Changen "hummed" twice, lowered his head and asked, "I have made a lot of offerings throughout the year, what are you the Bodhisattva?" ”

He asked this because he thought that Hu Xianxian was a person on the underworld, and these merchants had to send money to these local snakes every year, and he thought that he was missing the boss of the territory. After all, there are many branches under his name, and there may be one branch that has not been offered to the Emperor Tu.

Hu Xianxian didn't understand this, and slowly agreed: "I'm not a nun, and I don't want to become a bodhisattva." I just can't get used to you, so I'm here to teach you how to behave. ”

Gu Changen asked with a gloomy face, "How are you going to teach me?" I'm a law-abiding citizen! This is the capital, right at the feet of the Son of Heaven, and there is no room for those nonsense! ”

Hu Xianxian smiled, "I am teaching you to do good deeds, and I will not let you do anything wrong." First, you have closed all the shops these days, and let all the men go and give alms to the poor. ”

Gu Changen didn't seem to understand, and looked at Mr. Zhang, who asked Hu Xianxian suspiciously: "The girl wants our master to give porridge?" Our lord has to build a porridge shed every year to give alms. ”

Hu Xianxian scratched his head and said impatiently: "What I asked him to give alms to eat, not porridge, but braised pork." He is not a person who can be taught one thing well, and other things will be talked about when I think about it. ”

Gu Changen squeezed his eyes and commanded Mr. Zhang: "Go, go." Do as she says, build a shed, and give alms to braised pork. ”

Hu Xianxian recalled Mr. Zhang: "Don't be busy, you have to draw up a notice, just say that Master Gu, his family, and his bodyguards have been injured many times recently." There was an immortal girl who said that he had to accumulate more Yin Gong to avoid accidental injuries, so let the whole city come to eat, but they were helping Master Gu pray for blessings and avoid disasters. ”

Mr. Zhang promised to go out, and Hu Xianxian said to Gu Changen, "Remember?" You fell and injured yourselves. ”

Gu Changen agreed with a smile: "It is indeed Gu who fell and injured himself, thank you Immortal Gu for giving Gu someone advice to avoid the disaster." Then, please ask the Immortal Gu to move to the Humble House, so that Gu can serve the Immortal Gu in person. ”

When Hu Xianxian saw him like that, he didn't know what the hell he was thinking. However, he is not afraid of any ghost ideas.

Hu Xianxian got up and followed him with a big grin: "Okay, let's go and see what delicious food you have hidden as a profiteer, and it's fun at home." ”