The old man was stunned for a moment, looked at his fist, and thought it was a unicorn arm attack, then looked at the, and finally reacted: "Can you see me?" You're psychic eyes! ”

After saying that, the old man rushed up and aimed at the's eyes!

I just sat on the windowsill and watched the play, without the slightest intention of making a move, if the can't even deal with this little ghost, find a piece of tofu and kill it as soon as possible.

Soon, both of the's eyes were swollen, like a national treasure panda.

The dodged and said, "Grandpa, you have recognized the wrong person, my eldest brother is over there!" ”

"It's you turtle who hits! Who called you psychic eyes! ”

The wanted to make a move, but he didn't expect the old man to be so upright, and for a while, the chicken flew and the dog jumped, and the covered his head and shouted: "Grandpa, if you fight again, I'm welcome!" ”

Hearing this, the old man and the ghost made another three points of weight, and the cheap man was also angry, took out a Tiangang talisman from his pocket, slapped it on the old man's ghost, and then ran to the vicinity of the suitcase, found out the 'Yang Fu big brick', and stepped forward to slap it!

The roles of the two are reversed.,This time it became an old man ghost hugging his head and running around.,Begging for mercy again and again.,Because the Tiangang charm can't pass through the wall.,The old man and ghost can only run upstairs.,Ran to the top of the building.,Jumped down from the eighth floor.,Only finally got rid of the.。。。

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The walked back with a brick, his eyes were swollen and he couldn't open them, he looked miserable, but he was inexplicably happy, I couldn't hold back a smile and asked, "What's wrong?" It's like you've been hit in the eye. ”

"Big brother, just pretend, there was such a big commotion just now, you can't not hear it."

Yoh? IQ is rising, he must not have forgotten to take medicine today! But I couldn't be debunked so easily, so I continued to pretend to be confused: "I'm very tired these days, so I'm sleeping relatively dead, what happened just now?" ”

"I don't know." The's face was full of innocence: "I dreamed of my uncle when I was sleeping just now, he was telling me a string of lottery numbers, saying that I could win the jackpot if I bought it, but as soon as I said halfway, I woke up, and when I opened my eyes, I saw an old man ghost, and he couldn't help but beat me like this... ”

"Really? What about the ghosts? ”

"I jumped off the rooftop, and I stood on the edge of the rooftop for three minutes and didn't dare to jump." The said angrily: "However, I pasted a Tiangang talisman on him, and it is not so easy to get rid of it!" I'll just sit back and wait for him to come back and beg me! Hum! ”

I said in my heart that I want to ask for a fart, it's not easy to get rid of the Tiangang Fu? Spells against water, just wait until it rains, or jump into the water, and you will break yourself.

Looking at the little pitiful appearance of the, I can't bear to hit him, so let's leave him some illusions.

The most blood-vomiting thing is that half an hour later, the old man came back with a spell! It's even stupider than a! At this time, he was begging bitterly, hoping that the would tear off the charm.

The reprimanded it for two hours, and the old man was about to collapse: "Please don't say it, I'll be a ghost slave for you for a month, you can spare me." ”

"That's not going to work." The shook his head and said, "I'm not an evil cultivator, besides, what can you do with such a low Taoism?" ”

The old man said that what he was best at was voyeurism.,With the title of a hungry ghost in the color.,It's already done with a code in front of you.,The realm of uncensored in your heart.。。。 In this way, the cheap man has the first 'ghost slave' in his life.

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In fact, this can't be regarded as a ghost slave, because the old man ghost is voluntary, and it may be more appropriate to say that it is to play with, at this time one person and one ghost are playing poker, and the losing one is grimacing. The old man doesn't need to pretend to be a ghost, he is simply just that, and he can always conjure up all kinds of terrifying and distorted appearances.

Following the last 'zombie group performance', the cheap man had a bold idea, saying that he wanted to find a few more old men and ghosts, and set up a chess and card center for the middle-aged and elderly, specifically to attract grandmothers to consume, why can there be a woman to play in the Internet café, and we can't get a man to play?

When I went up, I was a burst: "The old man is weak and easy to invade the body, do you want them to get sick?" Besides, according to your losing and grimacing play, I guarantee that the old grandmother will scare one to death! ”

The rubbed his head: "Big brother, I'm just not convinced, why should women play with them to make money, and men to play with them to die?" ”

I waved my hand: "Okay, you're jealous, people won't make trouble, and you're basically murdering for money... Hurry up and call Master Jiang, what time is it? Can you still have breakfast? ”

The looked at his watch: "It's nine o'clock, big brother, I'm so hungry." ”

Then, the made a phone call and learned that Master Jiang had gone to meet a female netizen, and I almost smashed the glass in anger! Can it be reliable? It doesn't matter if I don't eat with the.,But the 'rotten man' has to eat some liquid food.,What kind of weakness has he become.。。。

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Master Jiang adhered to the principle of unreliability, and only came at two o'clock in the afternoon, the buns and porridge were already cold, and before I could get angry, he asked the master first: "Xiaolong, it's all your fault!" Yesterday I had to let the rotten people get in the car! As a result, as soon as the female netizen opened the door, she turned around and left! I spent hundreds of dollars on her, you pay me! ”

I snorted coldly: "Who let you drive?" The car is mine now and was paid for last night! And you used the car without my consent, you have to compensate me, right? ”

Master Jiang was speechless.

I continued: "They'll teach me how to drive, and with my reaction speed and body coordination, I should be able to learn it quickly." ”

Master Jiang hurriedly said, "What do you want to do?" Being a Road Killer? If you are caught driving without a license, you will be detained! ”

"Or else? Waiting for you to deliver food, people are starving to death, and besides, you will only be a free driver for three days, and after three days, I will not have to rely on myself. ”

"This..." Master Jiang pondered for a few seconds: "In this way, in order to apologize, Uncle will bring you food for free during this time, and he will never be late, how about it?" ”

The was moved to tears: "Uncle, you are so interesting, I forgive you." ”

In fact, I was just cold on my face, the last time I dealt with the demon python, Master Jiang didn't run first, I had already recognized him in my heart, but I didn't dare to give him a good face, otherwise he would definitely kick his nose in the face, so he snorted coldly and walked towards the building.

Master Jiang chased after him: "Don't be angry, Xiaolong, uncle invites you to dinner, let me tell you, we have opened a new Malatang next to the store, that taste... ”

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In the evening, Mo Zhizhen brought the results of the virus analysis.

The situation is not optimistic, this virus has never appeared before, it will reduce the immunity of the infected, destroy the cells, make the body festered quickly, to find a way to fight, it will take at least a month, more than twenty or thirty years is possible, but with the current physical condition of the 'rotten person', it is unknown whether it can survive a week.

"It's not clear how and how the virus is transmitted, and I recommend sending him to the CDC for quarantine, which is likely to be some kind of epidemic," Mok said. ”

"Plague?!" Master Jiang exclaimed, "Is it the kind that is contagious?" ”

Mo Zhizhen replied: "I don't know, but I don't rule out this possibility." ”

"Farewell!" Master Jiang hugged his fist, turned his head and left! No mud and water! Quite chivalrous in ancient times!

The old man was very happy, and said to the: "If you die, you will mix with Lao Tzu to ensure that the Tao grows rapidly." ”

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Sister Mo, give me some time to think about it, don't leak the things here... ”

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Late, nine o'clock.

The rotten man was receiving an infusion, and I stood by the bed with my hands behind my back, quietly watching him.

After staring at each other for about ten minutes, the rotten man couldn't help but speak first: "Is there something wrong?" ”

"The results of the virus analysis are out, and Forensic Mo didn't tell you?"

"No, isn't the situation optimistic?" The rotten man is calm.

I moved my gaze to the infusion bottle: "It can be said that it is very unoptimistic, according to what Forensic Doctor Mo said, you will definitely die." ”

The rotten man was silent for nearly a minute: "According to what Forensic Doctor Mo said, I will definitely die, so what about what you say?" ”

I smiled, "You're smart enough to hear the outside of the strings." Yes, I may have a way to save you, but at great cost. ”

"How much? Let's say the number. ”

I changed to another bottle of anti-inflammatory medicine and said, "It's not about money, there are some things that can't be bought even with money, I just don't want to waste treasure to save a bad person." ”

The treasure I am talking about is the thousand-year-old He Shou Wu, whether it is corpse poison or other viruses in the 'rotten people', I believe that the thousand-year-old He Shou Wu can be solved, but at present, there is only a piece the size of a fingernail, and I don't want to waste it easily.

I meant to ask him to tell him who he really was, but the rotten man closed his eyes, said no more, and said after a minute, "You don't look like a child." ”

I hugged my shoulders and replied: "Life and identity, it seems that you still choose the latter, even if you keep silent, I can guess that your identity must not be simple." There are too many ways to kill a person, and no one would use such troublesome means against an ordinary person, do you say? ”

Just as I turned to walk to the door, the rotten man whispered: "Even if you know it, you will never guess my identity, and the same words will be returned to you, life and identity, is it really that important?" If I don't say my identity, you just watch me die? ”

"I don't have to play moral kidnapping, I can do this, and I have done my best." After that, I didn't stay any longer, pushed the door and left...