Pan One Hundred and Twelve Let you kill
Listening to Hanzi, the reason why Xiao Zhang did this was because he had a fight with the boar, and he himself was cowardly and incompetent to target the little rabbit.
The night before yesterday, the boar returned to Rongcheng from Chongqing, and wanted to see the rabbit again before going to Hongtiao City, but after thinking about it, he thought it would be better not to disturb the rabbit.
The boar had planned that if the little rabbit really couldn't accept him, he could make the little rabbit find a better person.
Hearing Hanzi say that Xiao Zhang chased the rabbit tightly, he intended to meet Xiao Zhang to test whether he could treat the rabbit well.
The boar was waiting in the private room of the Jinguan Xiangyue Teahouse, and Mangzi and Hanzi "invited" Xiaozhang in a rough way.
As soon as they met, the boar snuffed out the cigarette butt, squinted at Xiao Zhang, and then pointed to the chair and asked Xiao Zhang to sit down.
Xiao Zhang refused to sit down, and rushed at the boar with his fist, shouting: "You old bastard who has been messing up from the beginning! Lao Tzu wants to teach you a lesson for the little rabbit! ”
But he had only taken a step, and Mangzi had already twisted his arm, and he couldn't rush through it twice, and he screamed "wow" in pain.
The boar carefully observed Xiao Zhang's every move, and when Xiao Zhang was tired of struggling, he weakened before he said: "Don't get excited, I want to talk to you about something, and when I finish speaking, I will give you a chance to help Xiao Rabbit get angry." Then, he motioned for Mangzi to let go of Xiao Zhang.
After Mangzi let go of Xiao Zhang, he didn't let him move freely, and forcibly pressed him to sit on a chair.
Maybe it's because the courage is exhausted, maybe it's because after calming down, he understands that he can't beat the boar at all, although Xiao Zhang glared at the boar angrily, he didn't show any intention of scolding.
The boar took a sip of tea, and said slowly with a slight contemptuous smile: "I used to treat the little rabbit as my own sister, but she was as enthusiastic about me as fire, she was fresh and tender at this age, and the tender grass was sent to her mouth, of course the old cow did not eat in vain."
Alas, it's a pity that this girl is too serious, she plays with fire and has no sense of proportion, she just has fun with each other, and she wants to grow old with me.
Who am I? Will I be chained for the rest of my life by a woman who wants a family background without a family background, who wants ability but not ability, and who wants to be amorous and not amorous? That's impossible.
Since you like her, then I'll give her to you! However, after all, I watched her grow up, so I am really reluctant to give it to you for nothing!
Besides, people's hearts are always long, I still feel sorry for the little rabbit, please come, I want you to hit me twice, your anger is smooth, and I don't feel guilty.
From then on, they didn't owe each other, and they no longer had any entanglements, and they happily lived their own small lives. ”
Xiao Zhang's expression was very complicated when he heard him say this, and when he saw him approaching, he pointed to his nose and motioned for him to fight, Xiao Zhang's eyes were still slightly squinted and he didn't come back to his senses.
Send your face to let people beat it, Mangzi has been following the boar for a few years, and he has never seen this kind of thing, so he gritted his teeth and glared at Xiao Zhang, warning him with his eyes that he was not allowed to really fight.
Hanzi was a little worried, he knew that the boar was a personality that did what he said, and he would definitely let Xiao Zhang fight back, but because of the woman's business, he was beaten by others, and spreading it would affect the prestige of the third brother, which really worried him.
The atmosphere was tense, half a minute was like half a year, but after being silent for half a minute, Xiao Zhang didn't start beating the boar, but asked: "Did Xiaotu take the initiative to seduce you?" You don't want her to give it to me? ”
Hearing him ask, the boar suddenly turned red, grabbed Xiao Zhang's hand, and asked sharply, "What are you asking nonsense?" If you want to hit you, you'll fight! One punch to the crooked nose, another punch to the swollen mouth, and another punch to the eye sockets, what a simple thing! What do you ask like a? ”
People who often fight and play ruthlessly have their own three-point evil spirit, and the boar roared with a vicious look, and Xiao Zhang's face was as frightened as a blank piece of paper.
"Is it really the little rabbit who is going to pester you first? She can't get a bargain from you to think of hooking up with me? Xiao Zhang used his other hand that was not caught to break the hand of the boar, and timidly stepped back.
"Do you believe me when I say that? You classmates don't know the little rabbit for three years! The boar angrily shook off Xiao Zhang's hand, and staggered a few steps along the force of the shake.
Xiao Zhang stood firm on the table, frightened and a little resentful, looked at the boar, and then at Mangzi and Hanzi: "What do you mean?" Why are you playing tricks on me if you have nothing to do? ”
This is because Xiao Zhang thought that the boar had instructed his subordinates how to behave, and he had to deliberately rectify him. In fact, Mangzi and Hanzi couldn't figure out what the boar was going to do, so they just watched from the sidelines.
The boar pointed to Xiao Zhang, threw away a mocking look, and then changed to a pair of arrogant expressions, and said in a strange tone: "Let's be honest, brother, I'm tired of playing with mature and sexy women, and I want to taste what a girl like a rabbit tastes like."
I tricked her into bed, saying that it was just to hold her, but I actually wanted to eat her, and she didn't understand what was going on, and when she came back to her senses and wanted to resist, how could she beat me?
Haha, I've tasted it before, and it's been a mess, but I don't want to solve these troubles anymore! If you really like her, come and kill me and avenge her!" ”
Mangzi and Hanzi don't understand why the boar would say something inexplicably bastard, it's not like that at all! They can see that the boar is punishing every word, but for what?
The boar kept asking Xiao Zhang to kill himself, and Xiao Zhang asked with trembling lips while avoiding him: "Did you deceive her and force her?" ”
"That's right! Help him get revenge! The boar roared, and Xiao Zhang wanted to run out with a chant of "crazy, crazy".
The boar jumped over the table, stopped him with his long arms, and then flipped his wrist and the sharp dagger popped out.
Xue Lianghan Guangyao took Xiao Zhang's eyes, he covered his eyes and whispered: "I have nothing to do with Xiaotu, don't be angry......"
Who knew that when he said this, the anger in the boar's eyes burned even more, and he stuffed the dagger into Xiao Zhang's hand and shouted: "Aren't you going to help the little rabbit teach me a lesson?" I said it so ugly, you still don't do it? Come on, come and kill me! ”
"No...... No...... This...... This ......" Xiao Zhang gently pinched the dagger with his fingertips, and threw a look at Mangzi and Hanzi for help.
Mangzi and Hanzi both saw that this Xiaozhang roared fiercely at the beginning, but at this time, they were frightened by the boar and didn't dare to really do it, they all turned their heads with laughter.
"What are you looking at them for? Come and stab me! Look, the heart is here, hurry up and stab it! The boar pointed to his heart and roared at Xiao Zhang.
Is it anger or sadness? Is it bent on death or is it a joke with life? It is difficult for the mountain boar to do things often, he howls like a crazy wolf, scaring Xiao Zhang's six gods without a master.
However, in the eyes of Hanzi and Mangzi, there are many unspeakable helplessness and desolation behind the madness.
The mountain boar roared hoarsely, and said to Xiao Zhang in a slow tone: "Killing people pays for your life, and it's understandable that you don't dare to kill me." You can stab me casually, just don't stab me in a fatal part, as long as I don't seriously hurt or die, and don't report it, you won't go to jail. Come, just stab me, and you can help her get angry without taking responsibility. ”
He looked quite calm when he said this, but Xiao Zhang would not believe him, and he was so frightened that he kept begging him to stop doing the whole thing.
"Come on, stab me! promised that as long as I was not seriously injured or died, I would not pursue you, what are you afraid of? The boar pressed the small chapter and told him to clench the dagger.
After all, Xiao Zhang still didn't dare to make a move on the boar, and the boar may have been tired, so he asked Mangzi and Hanzi to send Xiao Zhang back.
When he arrived at Xiao Zhang's single dormitory, Hanzi winked at Mangzi slyly, and Mangzi immediately became confused.
Mangzi said to Xiao Zhang: "Scare the soul, right? I'm afraid you won't sleep well tonight, so our brothers and sons will watch you sleep. ”
After finishing speaking, regardless of whether Xiao Zhangtong agreed or not, he asked Hanzi to buy beer and braised pork, and then let Xiao Zhang lie on the bed and start sleeping.
When Hanzi came back, he first ran in and out to get things, and then quickly put a few brick-sized ice cubes under Xiaozhang's sheets, and finally sat with Mangzi to drink and eat meat leisurely.
"Two big brothers, I'm cold...... I can't sleep this cold......" Xiao Zhang said timidly.
Mangzi looked at Xiaozhang impatiently, pointed to the wardrobe, and Hanzi went to open the wardrobe to find the bed quilt and throw it to Xiaozhang.
After a while, Xiao Zhang shouted coldly again, and Hanzi gave him another quilt.
"This quilt doesn't work, my back ......is cold," Xiao Zhang's lips turned blue.
"You're still cold? Aren't they all covered with three thick quilts? ”
"Yes, it's cold back...... It's cold...... Help me move the ice out of the way. This, this chest is hot and stuffy, and the back is cold, I'm going to get sick! If I die, you'll go to jail! Xiao Zhang insisted on threatening them.
Hanzi pursed his lips and smiled and said: "The third brother has ordered, not to beat you, not to imprison you, to treat you well, we didn't move a finger of you, what are you not satisfied with?" ”
Xiao Zhang is not a fool, why don't you understand that they are changing tricks to clean up themselves?
He violently lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed, scolding angrily: "Stinky rascal! You think I'm scared of that pig? I don't want to put my future on the line for a rotten thing who looks innocent! ”
Hanzi slapped him with his backhand, and he was not allowed to talk nonsense about the little rabbit.
"What's wrong with Lao Tzu wanting to scold that? She said that she cut off the relationship with the pig, and let the pig come to me behind my back, rotten, rotten! The little rabbit is a two-faced! Xiao Zhang covered his swollen old cheeks and laughed sharply.
Hanzi wanted to tear his mouth, but what could he do if he tore his mouth, he still soaked the rabbit in dirty water in his heart.
"Smack! snapped twice, Xiao Zhang was slapped twice, he was beaten so that the corners of his mouth were bleeding, and he couldn't speak well and kept scolding.
Hanzi raised his hand to fight again, but Mangzi stopped him, and then stared at Xiao Zhang coldly and said: "You yourself are suspicious and timid, you want to think that the third brother is correcting you, in fact, the third brother is full of words, and if you say that you will stab him, you will stab him hard, and he will definitely not regret it." You look like a soft egg, how can he rest assured that he will hand over the rabbit to you? ”
Xiao Zhang stopped scolding, Mangzi's words made him feel incredible, and he looked at Mangzi in a daze.
"Hmph, the third brother has a heart and the beauty of a person, you don't let go of the matter of whether the little rabbit seduced the third brother first, it seems that the little rabbit is still suitable for our third sister-in-law, and it is really humiliating her to follow you." Mangzi beckoned Hanzi to leave together, and Xiao Zhang stayed in the house and thought wildly.
I don't know what Xiao Zhang thought in the end, and made a crooked poem to publicly slander the rabbit.
After this happened, Hanzi called the boar and said, but the boar replied: "As long as it's not very dangerous, don't worry about it." Who told her to hide from me? How good she is with me, whoever dares to talk more will let him shut up, she prefers to carry it herself, I see how much wind and rain she can carry. ”
Explain all the hidden secrets behind the scenes and the attitude of the boar, and the little rabbit is secretly watched and observed her reaction.