After the assignment was completed, the Earth Alliance was officially established, with Xin Liuzi serving as the first president of the alliance and Jing Yun as the vice president. As the senior advisor of the alliance, Jing Yuan is the commander-in-chief of operations and is regarded as the generalissimo of soldiers and horses, and Satania is the chief of field and internal affairs.

Vivi is the mascot.

"This is the activity fund of the alliance." Liuzi solemnly took out a bank card: "Used to pay everyone's salary." ”

"And the salary?" When Jing Yuan heard this, he immediately raised his head: "How much?" ”

"Are you poor and crazy, and you are not satisfied with Taotao giving you so much for a month?" The sixth son pursed his lips disdainfully: "The president is five thousand a month, the vice president is four thousand five, the senior advisor is four thousand five, the generalissimo of the soldiers and horses is four thousand, and Satania ...... Turn on a 5G for you? ”

"No, I don't." Satania's voice came out of nowhere.

"I don't need to forget it, I'll save a penny." Liuzi put the bank card in Jing Yun's hand: "The matter of paying wages will be handed over to you." ”

"Roger!" Jing Yun put the card close to her very seriously, with a solemn look, looking funny.

And after determining the position and responsibilities, Liuzi cleared his throat: "Vice President, read the constitution of our alliance. ”

And the charter? Vivi covered her mouth and laughed.

"Mascot! Be serious. ”

Liuzi scolded: "The first plenary meeting, how can it be so relaxed and serious!" ”

"Oh......" Vivi tilted her face to the side and smiled.

At this time, Jing Yun climbed onto the table, took out a note from his pocket, and coughed heavily: "1. The central idea of the Earth Alliance is that it is the core duty of the Alliance to fight together against the terrifying Unknown Great Demon King. 2. There is no girl in heaven in the Heaven that the Earth Alliance thinks is more beautiful than the first president (except for the first vice president, the first senior advisor, and the first commander-in-chief), and in parentheses are supplementary regulations. ”

Weiwei was stunned: "What about me?" ”

"Mascots are excluded." Liuzi coughed and pointed at Jing Yun: "I will add it later." ”

"Understood, President!"

"Don't learn what I say." Satania's voice came again.

Jing Yun ignored it and continued to read: "3. When resisting the terrifying unknown Great Demon King, the Earth Alliance is not a loose alliance, the Alliance only accepts applications for female membership, men are big pigs' trotters, the Alliance absolutely does not allow men, the members of the membership are called sisters, and the Earth Alliance has its own beliefs, and the membership must change beliefs. The first president had already established the content of the faith. ”

The dogma reads as follows: The name of the faith is "Girls are so cute", hereinafter referred to as the Girls' Sect, and the central doctrine holds that a goddess with a sweet appearance and a gentle personality, specifically referencing the first president, created the entire universe after a dinner party. ”

"Wait, why such a random name?" Weiwei looked up, puzzled.

"The mascot will speak." Jing Yun coughed: "People who enter the girls' education must have self-esteem, self-confidence, self-knowledge, and self-improvement, which are the core values." The first and last weekend of each month is the pilgrimage day, on which the girls should go shopping, shopping, eating food, watching movies and being pampered, and January 1 of each year is the New Year taught by the girls, on this day the girls should lie in bed and enjoy the care of their fathers, husbands, sons, and boyfriends. The other teachings will be added slowly, and now I will first read out the eight prohibitions of the first President of the Earth Alliance and the Girls Teach the Holy Maiden. ”

Jing Yun is like a nun reading the Bible, her face is full of piety: "The first prohibition, girls can be willful, but they must be kind, and it is forbidden to kill animals and others in the church." The second prohibition is that girls can be poor, but they must love themselves, and a series of behaviors such as selling their bodies and selling their personality are prohibited in the church (including but not limited to selling themselves and others on the Internet, videos, photos, etc.), and the brackets are supplementary terms. The third prohibition is that girls can be delicate, but they must be strong, and a series of behaviors such as suicide and self-harm are strictly prohibited in the church. The fourth prohibition, girls can be clumsy, but must not be stupid, and it is forbidden to make any decisions without thinking about it. The fifth prohibition is that girls can be stubborn, but they must not be arrogant, and all coercive behaviors are forbidden in the church. Articles 6, 7, and 8, the saint has not thought of it yet, and will be added later. ”

"Don't be so casual...... Wei Wei said with a smile: "You are not even as good as a cult." ”

"Be quiet with the mascot."

Liuzi and Jing Yun said in unison.

Vivi raised her hand: "I was wrong, I was wrong. ”

"Alright, I'll say one last word." Liuzi clapped his hands: "Let's start from the inside of the base and pull people's heads." I'll give 5,000 yuan to pull someone into the church, but I hope you don't be so domineering, it's almost fine, and it doesn't matter if you don't come in, but you have to make it clear, there is a one-time reward of 5,000 yuan for joining the church, and there is money every month, and the higher the level in the church, the higher the salary. ”

Liuzi was silent for a while, then pulled out a box from under the bed, opened it and filled it with brochures: "You each take five hundred copies and send them out, remember to write the number of the introducer, and count the money." ”

"Hooray!" Jing Yun picked up a stack of leaflets and ran away.

And the rest of the people stared at each other......

"What are you doing in a daze? Go on. The sixth son picked up a stack: "Satanya supervises them!" If she doesn't work hard, I'll take her and feed her to the Great Demon King Tifa. ”

Jing Yuan sighed and picked up a stack: "I'll always send it." ”

"Don't leave the base." Liuzi patted her on the shoulder: "The province has touched something terrible." ”

Jing Yuan was stunned for a moment and nodded slightly.

At this time, Weiwei was also about to pick up a stack and run away, but Liuzi grabbed her: "The mascot has a special task." ”

Soon, Liuzi dressed Weiwei into a pink little princess, wearing Snow White's dress and a wig with big wavy curls on her head, which looked a little cute......

"You come with me, let's go to the city to hand out flyers."

"Huh?" Wei Wei was stunned for a moment: "I...... I also have to cook. ”

"I'll invite you to eat, go!"

Wei Wei, who was dragged by the raw pull, got into the car with Liuzi with a helpless face, and the rest of the eucalyptus looked at the two or three thousand leaflets in the house, she raised her head and thought about it, then picked it up, stepped through the void and disappeared in place.

Jingyun and Jingyuan distributed flyers in the base, everyone was an acquaintance, and they took it, and then saw that the proprietress said that they had money to send it, so those girls went through the membership procedures in groups of three or five, and this membership procedure is simple, fill out a form, and write your name, ID card, contact information, and home address OK.

It's all simple here.

And Liuzi took Weiwei to the city, and did not directly start handing out leaflets, but directly found Wu Xue, who he hadn't seen for a long time.

"Lao Wu, is there any venue for rent?"

Wu Xue sat at the desk with a sad face and wrote something, and was suddenly blinded by this kick on the door, and the young intern secretary behind her was about to cry, and bowed to her again and again: "Mr. Wu, I can't stop them...... I'm sorry...... Sorry ......"

"It's strange that you can stop it, it's okay, you go first."

After letting the little secretary go out, Wu Xue looked up at Liuzi and then at Wei Wei, who was dressed as a doll, and sneered: "Two, where are you playing?" ”

Liuzi slapped a flyer on her desk: "This, joining." ”

"Huh?" Wu Xue picked up the flyer and looked at the messy and unobtrusive girl teaching doctrine like a joke, and was stunned: "This ......"

"The membership is over, and then fill in the information."

"Okay, okay." Wu Xue flipped over and wrote her own information, and halfway through writing, her eyes suddenly lit up: "What do you want the venue for?" ”

"Joining the club, it's all girls' activities!"

"Beautiful!" As soon as Wu Xue clapped her hands, she suddenly lit up: "You gave me an inspiration!" ”

Liuzi blinked: "What? ”

"The venue has!" Wu Xue smiled: "But you're too careless, how about leaving it to me in the future?" ”

"Whatever you want, I'll go hand out the flyers first." Liuzi pursed his lips, and then threw down a bank card: "You are a member now, do something, lipstick you know?" ”

Wu Xue was angry and funny: "How earthy am I? ”

"That'll do." Liuzi nodded: "The money on the card, buy all lipsticks, ask for genuine and brand goods, the average price is 200 to buy 10,000, and you can do the rest of the money." ”

"Boss Xin is atmospheric." Wu Xue smiled: "I'll look at it." ”

In fact, this flyer, well-made or not, is still quite sophisticated, using frosted cardboard, like a Christmas card, and the design of the things on it is also very good-looking, after all, Satania's design ability is quite good, but the content is a little ridiculous, and Liuzi and Weiwei are very cute, so they are distributing flyers in the city center The progress is very fast, and after a while, many people fill out the form on the spot.

"Remember to add a group, the group number is in it, there are good things." The sixth son said mysteriously: "Absolutely not to suffer." ”

Although many men don't believe in this, the six sons don't want men either. And girls, just like those who are rewarded for retweeting, there will always be someone who will do it. As long as someone joins the group, after Satania verifies, he directly throws away an exclusive red envelope of two hundred yuan, and then gives a reply waiting for the message to be finished.

In one afternoon, there were almost 10,000 people in this group, and the administrator Satania combed through the personnel, cleaned up all the shemales who pretended to be women, and then kicked out those who opened small trumpets and received red envelopes, leaving more than 9,000 living people, and there were all kinds of people in them. There weren't that many flyers, but there were so many people.

It wasn't until the evening that Wu Xue posted a message in the group, saying that there would be a mysterious feast in Times Center Square three days later, but only women were allowed to enter, and then she posted tens of thousands of lipsticks in the warehouse and a lot of other gifts.

Then Wu Xue also opened a group video, those girls saw that it was Wu Xue, and the original concerns were canceled, after all, this is a female celebrity in H City, and she was interviewed on a national TV station last week, and she was more beautiful than a star on the live TV broadcast that was not retouched, and she was very temperamental, and the content of the interview vaguely had a tendency to package her as a female benchmark, so her popularity was not low.

At the same time, Gu Tao scratched his head with a flyer: "What are they going to do?" Satania. ”

"I don't know." Satania shook her head: "Maybe it's just a joke." ”

Tifa, who was sitting in Gu Tao's office looking through the information he had sorted out, raised his head slightly: "Satania, are you lying, right?" ”

Satania turned off the lights, went offline, and didn't even bother to go back.

"It's getting angry." Tifa frowned, "But I have a bad premonition. ”

"Girls don't deal with each other." Gu Tao said with a smile: "Satania is still very reliable. ”

"You can't trust an AI, let alone a girl. It's both. ”

"Alright, I'll go back and prepare the meal first, and all my family will have a meal together tonight."

"I'll take another look at the information." Tifa's sapphire-like eyes smiled with a smile: "You've really grown up. ”

Gu Tao turned around and smiled: "Your eyes are still so beautiful." ”

When Gu Tao returned to the house, he didn't see anyone, except for Xin Chen, who was squatting there peeling the ham sausage that Chenchen had eaten, Chenchen was in a hurry next to him, screaming, looking like he was really anxious.

"What about people?"

"I don't know." Xin Chen stuffed the chicken sausage into his mouth: "I haven't seen anyone." ”

Gu Tao touched his head: "If there is no one, you will snatch the dog's intestines and eat?" ”

"This ......" Xin Chen was silent for a while: "I haven't eaten dog food for a long time." ”

"You're really promising." Gu Tao smiled helplessly: "Okay, a few of my important relatives will come to eat together, I'll cook, you can help." ”

"Does it matter if you have me?" Xin Chen stuffed a mouthful of ham sausage.

Gu Tao paused: "As long as you don't snatch the dog's ham sausage again." ”

While cooking, Xin Chen kept explaining that he was not grabbing the ham sausage, but saw that there was one on the table, and he ate it directly without thinking about it, this cub was righteous and righteous when he said this, Gu Tao really wanted to tell him that if Chenchen could speak, he might have been greeted by a dog for the eighteenth generation of his ancestors now, and he still made excuses for eating other people's food......

Think about Xin Chen, the youngest earth immortal, the earliest sword immortal to reach the realm of human and sword integration, with a combat power of five or six million, two girlfriends, and handsome, how can he be like a younger brother now? It's a mystery.

"What do you think they did?" Xin Chen muttered while eating the fried meatballs, "Why did they suddenly disappear en masse?" The eucalyptus gods are gone. ”

"Who knows." Gu Tao took out the leaflet from his arms and handed it to Xin Chen while stir-frying: "They have been tossing this all day today, even Satania is weird." ”

And at this moment, Dream Bear jumped in through the window, humming a song and looking happy.

Xin Chen glanced back at her, the two of them glanced at each other, and Mengxiong suddenly became serious: "What about you cooking?" ”

"Are you doing some kind of cult?" Xin Chen shook the flyer in front of Mengxiong: "Don't play with them." ”

"What? I'm not a girl? ”

"Yes...... Oh, yes. ”

"So I'm not cute?"

"Yes...... Cute, of course cute. ”

"Isn't that the end of it?" Dream Bear pursed his lips disdainfully: "Stinky men." ”