This sudden hijacking signal made the battleships cloudy, especially when the word "low-level reptile" appeared, and the fleet commander's brain was buzzing.

Inferior crawlers...... This was originally what they used to call the humble earthlings, but now they are being used on themselves, this is a shame, according to the core idea of their civilization, being humiliated like this, they can directly start a war, but now let alone starting a war, they can't even control spaceships and weapons, hundreds of people just looked at the virtualized character avatar on all the display screens and spoke, full of sadness.

"I repeat, here is information on the Centaur Third High Nebula. Give up your resistance and your arms, or I will judge you for your aggression on behalf of the Centaur Third High Nebula. ”

The language Gu Tao spoke was automatically translated into their language, but the sense of oppression as a super-high civilization was everywhere. Several battleships slowly docked on an uninhabited desert island, and then the ship's automation began to operate, and began to hide several huge ships on this vast desert island.

"Now, please calm down."

Gu Tao turned his back to the picture on the window, and he could see the panic of the aliens on the battleship through the intercepted information, so he was not in a hurry, but slowly reassured: "If you choose to cooperate, we can usher in peace." ”

The captain of the battleship raised his hand, and all the high-ranking people on the ship sat beside him, quietly listening to the speech of this advanced centaur civilization.

"Perhaps you don't realize that Earth is the last refuge of your civilization, and the home you want to return to is probably no longer there."

With Gu Tao's words, the display of several warships appeared on the screen of the universe destroying the galaxy civilization, the picture is realistic like a real-life shot, those who cross the universe when the speed reaches 99 percent of the speed of light, behind the thirty nine-mass particles rampaging in the galaxy like a meteor shower, the energy and impact they set off, like a bullet through a piece of paper, tearing those self-proclaimed advanced civilizations to shreds. The stellar storm that erupted from the stars swept across the entire galaxy with a heat of 4,000 degrees Celsius and a wave of 5,000 kilometers per second, and the super-large alien nova that rushed into the galaxy and snapped all the planets together, and so on, these disasters are real in the universe, and these are also the nightmares that the centaur galaxy has experienced.

And the high-level people in the battleship, seeing this scene in front of them, all stood on the spot, and there was a dead silence in the flagship command cabin.

"You may not want to believe it, but please look at the data I have collected from your system."

Soon, a large amount of data was forcibly entered into the battleship's information base, and the information base automatically deciphered and released the picture, in which their real star system no longer exists, leaving only a hot star wandering alone in the universe, and judging from the radiation data of this star, isn't it the mother star of their civilization.

"Just like me, you are a wanderer in the universe."

Gu Tao's words completely collapsed these people, and the technicians and scientific researchers on the spacecraft were frantically copying and calculating and analyzing the data, trying to prove that these were all forgeries, but no matter how many times they checked the calculations, they were desperate to find that Gu Tao's words were not wrong, and their world was destroyed......

"Actually, even if I don't give you this data, you should be able to think of it, crawlies. The probability of the birth of life in the universe is 1 in 60 million, but the probability of the birth of a fragile creature like a human is 1 in 60 million, so why are you so lucky to be transported to another galaxy with humans after a cosmic storm? ”

Gu Tao is right, although the level of the scientists on the battleship is much lower than that of the centaurs, but they are also the masters who developed the warp speed movement, don't they know this simple probability? In other words, everything that happened to them was carried out selectively by manipulation, and before the destruction of the galaxy, they were teleported to another galaxy suitable for their survival, and this galaxy happened to have a group of humans with the same roots, even if the human civilization in this world is still in its infancy, but at least it is not ruled by a group of lizards covered with scales and tails.

"If your civilization has a hypothetical deduction doctrine, then you should know that this is a brotherly civilization. A civilization with a high level of science and technology should not use the dark forest system when facing a brother civilization, but should automatically enter the zoo hypothesis system. Wars between the races are stupid and barbaric, but you have always regarded the Earth civilization as an opposing civilization, and even threatened to clean it up. Gu Tao sneered: "I'm sorry, if that's the case, I won't allow this kind of thing to happen." Your inferior technology is not worth mentioning in front of me, your strong ships and cannons are just children's toys in my eyes, and your ridiculous civilization is only a drop in the ocean in my cognition, I can extinguish the last torch of your civilization without any pressure, so that your light will be extinguished forever. ”

The captain of the battleship stood up suddenly, and he looked at Gu Tao with a pant: "What do you want." ”

"Peace." Gu Tao's answer was simple: "I have already transferred the relevant content to your database, and I will give you twenty minutes to watch it." ”

After speaking, Gu Tao no longer paid attention to them, but walked to the coffee machine in the room and took a cup of hot coffee by himself, and then hugged his arms and said to Hao Yang, who was sitting next to him dumbfounded: "Then what are you looking at me for?" ”

Hao Yang's whole person is now in an out-of-body state, he is not blind, of course he saw what Gu Tao did just now. As for what he did...... I'm afraid that those heads of government will probably explode when they know about it, after all, no one would have thought that such a down-to-earth person would be a person who is completely above the civilization of the aliens who are unattainable in the eyes of the earthlings, and one person will do something that is a headache for the five permanent members while drinking a drink.

"You...... Alien? ”

"Aang." Gu Tao took a sip of coffee: "Aliens." ”

"That, that......" Hao Yang didn't know what to say at all.

On the contrary, Gu Tao walked over and patted him on the shoulder with an indifferent face: "Little comrade, you see that your thinking is still not up to par." No matter who I am, I am first and foremost a person, this premise will not change, you have known me for a long time, do you really not know what kind of person I am? ”

"Just because I know ......"

Yes, Hao Yang was shocked because he knew, from the power that Gu Tao embodied just now, the things in his hands far surpassed those babbling aliens, and even the aliens who drove the battleship were all played by him casually, and he didn't even have a chance to resist.

What does it mean that there is no chance of resistance? Two heavyweight champions are inseparable in the ring, even if the winner is decided in the end, it is nothing. But a heavyweight boxing champion and a 45-year-old old smoking gun who has been addicted to drugs for seven years stand in the ring, and then there is no chance to resist. And Gu Tao, what he shows now, is completely that heavyweight boxing champion.

"Cosmic people, superpowers......" Hao Yang's mouth moved: "It's just a future person." ”

"Are you scared?" Gu Tao held the cup with one hand and put the other hand in his pocket: "It's too late to quit now, but the premise is that you keep it secret." ”

"Nope." Hao Yang suddenly got up: "It's so cool!! ”

From just now, Gu Tao has already satisfied all the fantasies of a middle two man, the dark shock brought by Cthulhu's big eyeballs, the sci-fi sense brought by high-end alien civilizations, and the overriding deterrence brought by superpowers, isn't this what he has been fantasizing about since he was a child?

"I ......"

Hao Yang excitedly circled around the room, he just said that he worshiped Gu Tao as a teacher, but it felt strange when he thought about it. I want to say that I want to be his student, but I don't think it's formal enough, which makes Hao Yang entangled now, plus his brain is confused, he blurted out when he was excited:

"You should be my godfather!"

"Huh?" Gu Tao almost squirted out a sip of coffee: "What did you say?" ”

"I, I, I...... I'm sorry. ”

Gu Tao shook his head with a smile: "Calm down." ”

After Hao Yang took a few deep breaths, he raised his head and looked at Gu Tao: "I also want to be like you." ”

"It's a hard process."

"I'm not afraid!"

Hao Yang, who is already twenty-four years old, is like a stubborn child, his bright eyes are full of yearning and longing, Gu Tao tilted his head and looked at him for a while: "Then go back and talk about it." ”

"Good!"

In the process of rambling, Gu Tao's limited twenty minutes had arrived, and the aliens on those battleships had probably finished reading the white paper with the long and stinky name "Tell low-level reptiles not to mess around, otherwise they might be killed".

The content here is much harsher than the content of the security protocol given to Gu Luo, which has many restrictions on the activities of their civilization on Earth, as well as the handling of errors at all levels, which can be said to be quite detailed. In addition to the rules to be followed, there are also some restrictions on activities on the earth.

However, there are several red lines, such as carrying out human experiments, resurrection experiments, mind control experiments, waging wars, selling weapons, selling technology to extremist organizations (countries), assisting earthlings to complete the above-mentioned related experiments, conducting religious propaganda and proselytizing in public, and so on. Anyone who violates the rules and triggers subsequent uncontrollable consequences will be erased from their civilization.

"All right, guys." Gu Tao's image appeared on the screen again: "Everyone has finished watching it, now please remake your plans, then we will see you again." ”

After speaking, Gu Tao was about to turn off the communication, and before closing it, he let a line of words start running on the screen, "I'm staring at you".

"Alright, Satania, cut off the communications. By the way, change their Tifa to Wang Cuihua. ”

"It's been executed, Supreme Authority is in control, and they can't use weapons of mass destruction without your consent."

"So be it."

Gu Tao cut off the communication, sat on the sofa, and looked at Gu Luoluo, who had begun to slowly wake up next to him: "Hao Yang, how to deal with this little girl?" ”

Hao Yang thought for a moment, then raised his head and pondered again for a moment with a struggling expression.

"Say it, tell the truth."

"Be a sacrifice, sacrifice to the heavens."

Gu Tao jumped up and his brain popped up on his head, and he said angrily: "You are a policeman!" ”

"I was wrong." Hao Yang scratched his head: "I don't know." ”

"She attacked state law enforcement officers, counted as assaults on police. If I bring it back, someone will say that I am in love. Gu Tao raised his hand: "You tied it up and sent it to play with the six sons." ”

"Oh."

Ten minutes later, Gu Luoluo, who was tied up by five flowers, appeared in front of Gu Tao, her face was resentful, and she gritted her teeth.

Gu Tao looked at the buckle on her body, glanced at Hao Yang with a strange expression, and then silently gave a thumbs up: "Young people know a lot." ”

Hao Yang touched his head and smiled: "I'm afraid she will run away." ”

"I can't run away." Gu Tao waved his hand: "Send it to the sixth son." ”

And after they left, the atmosphere in those alien fleets was solemn, and the high-level people sat together, their expressions were gloomy. Before, when they first came to Earth, they all had a so-called "superiority of a higher civilization", but now they found that they were actually younger brothers......

This feels like a person who has been in retreat for thirty years and cultivates the six-vein divine sword out of the customs and is ready to go out to sweep the rivers and lakes, but after going out, he finds that the whole world has begun to cultivate immortals, and the per capita Yuan is in infancy.

I practiced, a slap in the face, what is there to say.

Of course, this is all secondary, and more importantly, they found that their core database was modified, the highest authority was gone, and the title of the intelligent assistant was also changed, and the self-introduction of the handsome artificial intelligence highest crystallization product was the handsome navigator XXX / maintenance man XXX / operator XXX / commander XXX, hello, I am your loyal assistant Tifa. The boys' version is Hello, I'm your loyal assistant Andy. But now they find out that their assistant girl version has become a turtle grandson, what the hell, I am Wang Cuihua. The boys' version is Tiezi, dry ha, I'm Zhang Jianguo.

It cannot be changed, replaced, reinstalled, or formatted.

In other words, as long as they use this assistant, their ears are all Henan dialect and Northeast dialect, even if they read their own civilized language.

It's really humiliating.

And the second bad news that came one after another when they wanted to cry without tears was that Guroro, a combatant at the SH node in the Asian region of the earth, was arrested for assaulting the police and is now awaiting trial. According to their style two hours ago, these people will definitely start the battleship, bring the mechanical soldiers to drive the battleship over SH, and ask the local government to release the people, if not, then they will teach that country a lesson.

Can ...... now

"Commander, what should I do?"

"What else can I do!" The fleet commander's face was gloomy: "How can you attack the police?" Comply with local laws and regulations, you know? You people don't know the rules! Go, prepare for the all-channel broadcast, I'm going to speak. Gu Luoluo's matter, let her solve it herself, and send a special commissioner over. ”