"Dead fat!"

Gu Tao raised his head and shouted at the bottom of the building to be fat, he shouted for a long time, and the window finally revealed a huge braincase, bare-chested, and seemed to be fatter than before.

After he saw Gu Tao, he was stunned for a moment, and then beckoned to him almost ecstatically: "Smash, get up." ”

"Unfilial son!" Gu Tao raised his head and scolded with a smile: "You call your father like this, and you are not afraid of thunder and thunder!" ”

I have lived in this place for half a year, so I am familiar with the road when I go up, and the dead fat man at the door has already opened the door to wait for him, Gu Tao changed into slippers and walked in, and then naturally lay down on the sofa: "Go and pour water for Dad." ”

"Fuck off, pour it yourself." The dead fat man walked into the house, and after a while he took out a small thing that was only the length of his arm: "Look, my daughter! ”

"Hold the grass!" Gu Tao stretched his neck and looked over: "I haven't seen you for a few days, and the cubs have all gone?" ”

Sure enough, if you look closely, you can indeed see the changes in the house, the place where the game posters were pasted before has become a wall calendar, it seems that it is sent by buying milk powder, and those figures have also disappeared, becoming all kinds of baby rice noodles, diapers and the like, the room where Gu Tao lived before has become a nursery room, which is covered with soft cushions and small shakers, although it is messy everywhere, but it is becoming more and more like a home.

"Yes." Gu Tao took out a packet of fresh milk from the refrigerator and bit it open and drank: "Wow, your milk has gone bad, right?" It tastes weird. ”

"That's my daughter's food...... My daughter-in-law squeezed it out. The dead fat man had a strange expression: "Drink, it's okay." ”

He was fine, Gu Tao was uncomfortable, he stuffed the milk into the fat man's mouth, rushed into the bathroom and began to rinse his mouth, then turned his head and opened his mouth and scolded: "You bastard don't say a word?" ”

The fat man sucked the milk dry in one breath, and then said helplessly: "My daughter-in-law is a cow, and the refrigerator will be full in a few days, and I drink everything that my daughter can't eat. ”

After that, he looked Gu Tao up and down, and then sighed: "You...... It's not a good mix, is it? Actually, it's all my fault, it's me who is useless. Why can't I get in touch when I call you later? ”

"Don't mention it, I lost my phone." Gu Tao sighed: "I'll buy one later." ”

The dead fat man didn't know what happened to Gu Tao, but looking at his dress, as long as he was a person, he knew that his condition was not very good, as a friend, he gave him up at his most difficult time, and this guilt made him very uncomfortable until now.

"You'll be there." The fat man put the little thing back in the room, and then took down a thick dictionary from the shelf, he sat next to Gu Tao, after opening the dictionary, it was actually hollowed out, and the hole was stuffed with money, there were one hundred, fifty, twenty and steel hammers, he didn't care about three seven twenty-one and grabbed it and put it on Gu Tao's leg: "I am now in the custody of the tigress, this is what I usually save secretly, you take it first, and I will get you some in a few days." ”

Gu Tao threw the money aside: "You can keep it and buy your game, just get a watermelon for Lao Tzu." ”

"You don't have to be embarrassed, really." The dead fat man rubbed his nose: "Aliens have to eat too." ”

"Don't worry, there is a rich woman to take care of me."

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Gu Tao in horror: "Really? Isn't the rich woman particularly perverted, will she brush your head with a steel wool ball? ”

"What the are you ......" Gu Tao kicked him with tears and laughter: "I just came back to see you, I'm fine now." ”

"Don't be fooled by me, what can you do with your virtue?" The fat man sighed: "You listen to me, take the money, buy something by yourself, if you are usually hungry, come to me during the day, and ...... at night The tigress is very annoying when she comes back from work. ”

"Don't worry, when I can't get along anymore, I don't bother to care if you have a wife or not, I will definitely come back to eat and drink."

As soon as he finished speaking, the little baby inside cried, and the dead fat man hurriedly walked in and picked up his daughter, and then began to feed with a bottle while coaxing, Gu Tao looked at him with a smile next to him.

"This little thing, when you are full, you will sleep, it is not abrasive at all, but it is good." When the fat man spoke, his face was full of happiness: "Now I want her to grow up in peace." ”

Gu Tao stepped forward, took out a small piece of metal from his backpack, and then pressed the finger of the little thing on the metal piece, and then the piece of metal climbed up her finger like a life, until it stopped at a very hidden place above the little guy's arm.

"What's this?" The fat man was stunned for a moment, looking curiously at the metal ring-like thing on his daughter's arm.

Gu Tao coughed: "I'm an alien, of course it's a bit high-tech, didn't I tell you?" ”

"What's the use of that?"

Gu Tao smiled, didn't speak, just picked up the cup next to him and poured a glass of water on the fat man, the fat man didn't have time to dodge, and his whole body was wet, but he was surprised to find that the little thing in his arms did not show the slightest sign of being drenched in cold water.

"This ......"

"Rest assured, the bath is still the same, there will be no problem, but it can effectively isolate accidents, we call it a worker ant drone. Micron-level products, as long as she doesn't go to war in Afghanistan in the future, she basically grows up safely. Gu Tao picked up a spoon from the table next to him and threw it at the fat man, the spoon was bounced aside in mid-air and nailed to the wall, leaving only a spoon head: "See? ”

The fat man scratched his head: "You...... Are they really aliens? ”

"Keep it a secret from Lao Tzu." Gu Tao hammered him on the shoulder: "I'll come back to play with you when I'm free, by the way, if you want to beat the child in the future, weigh it yourself." ”

"Lao Tzu is reluctant to fight." The fat man kissed his daughter, and then looked at Gu Tao and stopped.

"Let's go, I'll be happy to see that you're doing well." Gu Tao stretched: "No need to send it." ”

After speaking, he walked straight out of the door, and the fat man held his daughter and stood at the window looking at him, and when he turned around, he saw that the fat man was waving goodbye to him, and Gu Tao shouted with a smile: "Son, raise my granddaughter better." ”

"Don't worry, Lao Tzu will raise your sister for nothing."

In fact, Gu Tao wanted to come to play with the fat man, but seeing that he already had his own life and home, then he was not easy to bother, as for giving a formation of worker ant drones out, this was an accident, this has violated the treaty in a sense, but so what, this is at most a crazy temptation on the edge of violating the rules, who let him live for half a year in vain, and that little thing looks very aura, Gu Tao likes it, this is a small gift to the earthlings, If it's not serious, it's not a big deal.

Leaving the fat man's house, Gu Tao took a deep breath, knowing that he had not been forgotten, and his mood was excellent.

Walking in the hot sun, Gu Tao suddenly received a communication request from Satania.

"Captain, while you were asleep, I had already divided the level of earth's biological power, and now I need you to make the unit."

"Let's use the goose."

"......" Satania was silent in Gu Tao's ears for a while: "I don't understand. ”

"How many dogs is a goose?"

"For average combat effectiveness, five geese are equal to one dog. This is the average data excluding extreme combat effectiveness. ”

"How many dogs equals one person?"

"......" Sanania fell silent again: "Are you sure you want to use this outrageous way?" ”

"That's it, let's use the goose as a base unit. You haven't answered my question yet. ”

"The average male is equal to three dogs, and the female is equal to two dogs."

"Modularity."

"Yes."

It was probably one of the most memorable days on Earth, as a new system of power statistics was born, which came to be known as the goose unit of measurement, with the average combat strength of a full-grown male being fifteen geese equals three dogs, and the average fighting of a female being ten geese or two dogs.

Although this mode is somewhat hilarious, it has become one of the greatest units, and like ox, coke, gram, and meter, the goose has become the unit noun that divides the era.

Since it is modular, then Satania can make the measuring tools, but because Gu Tao does not have quantum transmission equipment on his body, he can only go back to the spaceship to get it, but because of the urgency of time, he did not take the bus this time but took a taxi, although the driver was very curious about why he went to a stinky abandoned air-raid shelter, but for the sake of money, he still spent fifteen minutes to take Gu Tao there.

Back to the spaceship, a glasses-like thing was already on the printing platform, Gu Tao picked it up and looked at it, and said with satisfaction: "It's very low-key, it's okay." ”

"Captain, I don't recommend you to use such a ridiculous unit."

"You have to apologize to the geese all over the world." Gu Tao put on his glasses and found that there was nothing special: "How did this thing start?" ”

"In automatic mode, as long as you look at the target, the data will be displayed on it. For example, a man's data may be 5-3, which means that his combat power has five dogs and three geese, the higher the value, the stronger the combat power, but it is also just a simple combat potential, this value is only a physical value, and the emotional impact is not included. ”

"Got it." Gu Tao nodded: "This is a good thing." ”

"The value is in quintal."

"Understood." Gu Tao nodded, isn't it just to add five to the back, and then add one to the front of the rear to zero, it's very simple.

In order to test the effect of this measuring instrument, Gu Tao hurriedly returned to the place where there were people, and after he put on his glasses, a data network suddenly began to appear in front of him, and he aimed his eyes at a big man selling watermelons on the street, and sure enough, a 5-2 numerical mark appeared in the upper left corner of the glasses. In other words, the combat effectiveness of this strong man who sells watermelons is five dogs and two geese.

And when he looks at an old man with a crutch, the data becomes 0-1, and 0-1 will be displayed on the crutch, which means that the old man's combat power is a goose, and the combat power of the crutch is also a goose, and the two sides are not superimposed.

"Very good...... The tools are all counted. Gu Tao looked at a truck with satisfaction: "3000-3"

"Hahahaha......" he suddenly laughed abruptly: "Three thousand dogs and three geese in a truck, it's okay...... 66666”