Yang Mu encountered a little trouble that he was very annoyed about.

His plan was to convince the little one first, and he wouldn't leave tonight.

If Dahua wants to drive him away, he will be dead.

This was originally a plan, but when he drank some wine and took the opportunity to make a request, Li Dahua, who was eating chicken feet, didn't raise his eyelids.

"Okay."

What the?

A guy you've only known for a few days wants to sleep in your bed, and you say— okay?

Do you want to be so casual?

Yang Mu quickly added the question.

"Where do Peanuts live?"

"She's with us, let her live in it, anyway, the bed is big enough, and the quilt is there, didn't she say that you are warm? Then you will sleep with her in your arms. ”

So Yang Mu got into trouble like this.

If you want to eat the big one, you have to get the small one.

However, if you eat this big one, won't it be equivalent to greening yourself?

Dahua has forgotten Yang Mu's appearance, so if he sleeps with Dahua as a beard, how can Yang Muqing be embarrassed?

Should I go any further? Drive away the small ones who sleep with the big ones, or leave the small ones to be aggrieved?

That's a bit of a tricky question!

Yang Mu struggled for a long time, and finally took a sip of wine, and then lost all interest.

Sleep and sleep, get up tomorrow morning and go outside to meditate and cultivate, and adjust the state to the best to deal with the god fire sound bell.

With this thought, Yang Mu drank violently for a while, and after drinking the wine, he went directly to bed and fell asleep.

This time he slept until midnight, Yang Mu was awakened by urine, and when he got up, he rushed to the toilet, without opening his eyes, and pushed the door in......

"Ahh

A piercing scream woke up the dreamer!

"Woo woo, Mom? Uncle Beard? Where have you been? Woooooooo ”

Twenty minutes later......

Li Dahua, who had taken a bath, came out wearing a vest and shorts, and Yang Mu's eyes were straight under the dim light.

Li Dahua went directly into the quilt with a look of annoyance.

"You ......"

"Be quiet, the child just went to sleep!"

Before Li Dahua was about to go crazy, Yang Mu interrupted her loud volume.

Li Dahua could only speak in a low voice.

"You don't know how to turn on the lights when you go to the bathroom?"

"How do I know where the lights are?"

In fact, many human settlements can restore electricity, but now the power supply is tight, and generally only those with status can use electricity, and they have to use very low wattage.

But a low tile is better than no light, Yang Mu swore that he didn't see anything when he went in, it was pitch black.

"You don't know where the light switch is, but you know where the toilet is, right?"

"Didn't I take a shower in it during the day, I have an impression."

It is rare that Yang Mu's momentum is not high at this time, and the big flower is angry.

"You have an impression of the toilet in the shower, but then you don't remember the light switch?"

"The toilet is so big, how small the switch is, I didn't pay attention."

"You ......"

Big flowers can't speak.

Yang Mu, who was sitting on the sofa holding peanuts, hurriedly said:

"You can't blame me all, why don't you lock the door?"

"That door is not locked, you took a shower and you don't know? Besides, how do I know that you will get up in the middle of the night when you are drunk? ”

"It's not normal to wake up late."

Yang Mu muttered quietly, and then said:

"I'm loud enough to open the door, and you don't make any noise at all!"

"I just got in too! I'm also in a daze! I'm also sitting on the toilet with my eyes closed! ”

Li Dahua's volume is still a bit high.

Yang Mu hurriedly waved her hand to tell her not to shout, and then continued with her:

"So you went in without turning on the lights, and you sat on the toilet with your eyes closed from memory...... That...... Then I also went in without turning on the light, and then walked to the toilet from memory...... I don't know where you're sitting, and you don't even have to untie your belt, of course, just ......

”

"Beard!"

Li Dahua couldn't listen to it anymore, stopped Yang Mu from continuing, and then covered his face and began to sobb in a low voice!

Wronged to death, just twenty minutes ago, she and Beard had an unexpected encounter on the toilet in the bathroom, and she suffered a loss, because the person was the one who stood to pee, and she was sitting there on horseback!

Yang Mu felt a little proud at this time.

Grandma's, let you forget Lao Tzu!

Hehe, that's a punishment.

I didn't know how to deal with you yet, but now it's a coincidence.

You escaped from Lao Tzu three times, Lao Tzu only bullied you once, and directly erased all the resentment, you are content to go, and still cry? I don't care if I cry.

After ten minutes like this, Yang Mu finally said shamelessly:

"Still crying? Let you not let your girl go to bed? It's cold in the second half of the night, and it's your responsibility if she catches a cold. ”

Li Dahua sobbed twice, and couldn't cry anymore.

Although this is a great shame, Li Dahua is actually not so sad, it is all a misunderstanding, how can he really go to his heart?

She cried for these twenty minutes, mostly because she remembered that it was not easy for her for many years, in order to cry, she wanted to cry, and then she cried.

Don't cry at this time, Li Dahua went to the bathroom, Yang Mu hurriedly flew back to the bed with the little peanut, hesitated, and finally put the peanut on the side of the bed, and then covered her with a quilt alone.

Yang Mu felt that something was wrong, afraid that she would fall, so he got out of bed and moved the sofa directly, and after turning one hundred and eighty degrees, he put the back of the sofa on the side of the bed, which was equivalent to adding a wall to the bed, and the little peanut couldn't fall even if he rolled at night.

After operating all this, Yang Mu became spiritual.

There are two quilts on the bed, one is given to the little peanut, and now he is covered with one in the middle, and of course the big flower will come back in the bed!

Thinking of this, Yang Mu was a little nervous.

Ate her? Green yourself!

Tell her directly that she is Yang Mu? Will you be kicked out of bed?

Don't eat?

Nima, is it so tangled?

After waiting for ten minutes, Dahua came out, and when she came to the bedside, her voice was trembling.

"What? How are you in the middle? ”

Yang Mu looked at her through the light outside the window, and his body was trembling.

"You're taking a shower again? Is there still hot water? ”

"Not too hot, lukewarm."

"Stupid you? Is there a temperature of minus 5 degrees Celsius in the second half of the night? ”

Yang Mu got up and pulled Dahua onto the bed while he was talking, got into the quilt, and hugged Dahua without saying anything.

Dahua wanted to resist, but she was too cold, and Yang Mu's body was a furnace.

I can't resist it, it's so warm, this man's body is releasing heat, it's really comfortable.

Yang Mu thought that Dahua would resist, but she didn't, she was as quiet as a sleepy cat, she wore very little, and the pajamas that Yang Mu accidentally injured were thrown away, which was her only pajamas.

So now she is just wearing a vest and shorts, very sexy, even if she doesn't look at it, just holding it in her arms, Yang Mu can feel it.

He didn't touch it casually, his hand ran across Dahua's arm, and clasped her hand.

Rubbing his fingers back and forth on the palm, Yang Mu touched the cocoon on Dahua's palm.

It seems that it is really not easy.

I thought she was smart and capable, but almost six years ago, she was too willful after all, and she left home and ran out to mess with the apocalypse, probably suffering a lot, right?

Speaking of which, I blame myself, she ran away because of herself.

Yang Mu was pondering, and the woman in his arms finally spoke.

"Beard."

"Huh?"

"Shave your beard tomorrow, stab."

"Oh......"

"Go to sleep."

"Oh...... You're being held by me like this, aren't you afraid of what I'm going to do to you? ”

Li Dahua didn't speak for a long time, and just when Yang Mu thought she might be asleep, she said:

“

I haven't slept with a man in almost six years, and now, I'm thirty years old, I can't tell, can I? The yellow stone makes me still pink, as if I was still twenty years old, but I am indeed thirty years old. ”

"Oh."

"So there's nothing to be afraid of, just do whatever you want, I don't hate you, I won't hold you responsible, I won't fall in love with you, and we're not going to have a long-term relationship, you know?"

“……”

"So Beard, do what you want."

Dahua's last voice was particularly dreamy, and Yang Mu's heart trembled when he listened.

Nima's!

She's all started to be picked?

But......

She really hasn't touched a man in almost six years?

That is to say, whether she is subjectively willing or not, in fact, she does guard Yang Mu like a jade?

This Nima is a miracle!

Yang Mu felt that if she was a woman and had no ability, she would start from scratch and walk in the apocalypse for six years, and she didn't know how many men would be snapped!

Whether active or passive, the chances of this kind of thing happening are much higher than picking up a dollar on the street.

This is also not true, it should be said that this probability is lower than the probability of walking by the river without getting your shoes wet!

Anyway, Yang Mu thought that Li Dahua had a man 100%, but she said no.

Is she deceiving herself?

Impossible, right?

What was her reason and motive for deception? It doesn't make sense! Everyone is an adult, if she is really deceived, she said directly: The old lady is a Chu girl! How good is that? Why do you still make a statement that you haven't touched a man for almost six years?

Anyway, if this is true, then the big flower that guards like jade is too precious for Yang Mu, like a treasure!

Now do you want to destroy this precious treasure in the name of your beard?

Set Nima! Absolutely not!

should tell her that she is Yang Mu!

However, doing so will definitely spoil the atmosphere at this time!

It's over, it's over, and I'm a little confused.

Dahua seemed to be a little impatient to wait, and her hand actually slid back and forth on Yang Mu's back?

"You ......"

"Are you nervous?"

Dahua's voice was faint and inaudible, but Yang Mu could still hear it.

"If you are not nervous, how can Lao Tzu be nervous? Are you kidding. ”

"Beard, you're mysterious, you haven't told me yet, how old are you? To be honest, I can't tell. ”

"I'm twenty-seven."

"Oh...... It's not big, and if you had a yellow stone, you would look like you were twenty years old. ”

"Yes."

"So you'll shave your beard tomorrow?"

"Well, okay, didn't I promise you just now?"

"Hmm...... Are you sleepy? ”

"It's fine."

"I'm not sleepy at all now.

"So...... What do you want to do? ”

"I thought we made it clear?"

"No...... And you just cried so sadly. ”

Yang Mu couldn't wait to bite his tongue, feeling that his lines were really weak at this time.

Dahua suddenly turned over, with her back to Yang Mu, so that the bodies of the two people could fit together more perfectly.

Li Da took Yang Mu's hand to her stomach.

It's still smooth and flat, and there's no fat.

"Beard."

"Huh?"

"Didn't I tell you before? A woman's tears are worthless, never be deceived by a woman's tears, I can cry while lying in your arms, and at the same time think about which handsome guys to sing K with at night, if you think that tears represent a heavy emotion, it is wrong, it is just a talent of women, understand? ”

"Oh......"

"So what do you want to do? I listened to you for a long night. ”

。 Nine Heavenly God Emperors