"I look at the two Taoist couples' outfits, where did I buy the couple's outfits? Another day, I also bought two sets of paper for my sister. The man looked at Shao Yitian's clothes and asked.

This dress is the work clothes of the Heavenly Court Demolition and Relocation Bureau, of course it is peculiar, as for you want to buy it, dream about it!

Shao Yitian said: "I'm afraid this will disappoint you, fellow Daoist, the factory that made this costume has closed down." ”

The man said with a look of regret: "That's a pity, can you ask why this garment factory closed down?"

Shao Yitian said: "Because the boss ran away with his sister-in-law." ”

The man's eyes lit up and he asked, "Could it be that the owner of this garment factory is Huang He?"

It seems that Huang He and his sister-in-law are now well-known figures in the country, and even the cultivation world knows his great name, which can be described as a man of the hour.

Shao Yitian shook his head and said, "No, although the owner of this garment factory is also surnamed Huang, he is not called Huang He." ”

"By the way, I haven't asked Daoist friends about your surname, which sect of immortal cultivation you come from. "Just now, the man asked for his information like checking his household registration, and now it is Shao Yitian's turn.

The man said: "My name is Zhuo Bufan, and in the future, Daoists can call me Brother Zhuo or Brother Zhuo." The sect I cultivate is called the Flying Star Sect, I don't know if you have heard of it?"

Shao Yitian shook his head and said, "I have been cultivating in the deep mountains with my fellow Daoists, and I have only recently been born. ”

Zhuo Bufan expressed his understanding, nodded and said, "Fellow Daoist, let's talk while walking, do you think it's okay?"

Shao Yitian happened to have something to know from Zhuo Bufan's mouth, so he was naturally very happy.

Shao Yitian didn't open his mouth to ask, but Zhuo Bufan asked Shao Yitian first.

"Fellow Daoist, you said that your husband and wife have been cultivating in the deep mountains, and I don't know where to get the news of the Divine Killing Sword?" asked Zhuo Bufan.

Shao Yitian was about to ask Zhuo Bufan how they learned the news of the Killing God Sword, but he didn't expect Zhuo Bufan to ask him first. It's okay, just ask him rhetorically.

"When we went down the mountain, we also heard other Taoist friends say by chance. Zhuo Bufan nodded, in Zhuo Bufan's opinion, this happened to hear other Taoist friends say that he was afraid that he was overhearing the news of other people's conversations.

After Shao Yitian finished speaking, he asked rhetorically, "I don't know how Brother Zhuo knew the news of the Divine Sword Killer?"

Zhuo Bufan explained: "It's normal that Daoyou is not a person from the Immortal Cultivation Sect and doesn't know, so I'll tell you about it in detail." ”

Sure enough, there is a story in this! So, Shao Yitian pricked up his ears to listen to Zhuo Bufan. As for Liu Sihan, she is a smart sister of Bingxue, in this case, she has been silent, and let Shao Yitian say anything, so as not to make trouble when she leaks her mouth.

Zhuo Bufan continued: "This news about the Divine Killing Sword on the battlefield of Changping Ancient has been around for a long time, and every Immortal Cultivation Sect knows about it. Moreover, every year, people from the Immortal Cultivation Sect come to explore, trying to find the Killing God Sword, but they all return in vain. Slowly, everyone thought that this was a false rumor, and the Killing God Sword was not here in the Changping Ancient Battlefield at all, so naturally no one would come here to look for the Killing God Sword. ”

After a pause, Zhuo Bufan continued: "However, at the beginning of this year, Xiao Yifeng, the eldest apprentice of the head of the Tianji Pavilion, the real person of Tianji Zi, spread the news that after his Heavenly Machine Deduction Technique, the Killing Divine Sword was determined to be on the Changping Ancient Battlefield, and it would be born in mid-June this year! However, just in case, the Immortal Cultivation Sect has sent disciples here. ”

"It's just that they are all disciples like me who don't have a high level of cultivation, because after all, this news was only calculated by the big apprentice of Tianjizi Zhenren. If this news is calculated by Tianjizi Zhenren, I estimate that the lowest person who comes here to find the Killing God Sword will be a master of the Jindan period. ”

Shao Yitian interjected and said, "To put it bluntly, the high-level of various immortal cultivation sects do not believe in the deduction technique of the great apprentice of Tianjizi Zhenren. ”

Zhuo Bufan said: "It's not like this, you can't do things firmly without hair on your mouth." However, Xiao Yifeng's master Tianjizi Zhenren did not make any remarks about his apprentice's calculation, nor did he say that Xiao Yifeng's calculation was wrong, nor did he say that Xiao Yifeng was right, which is very puzzling. ”

"Brother Zhuo, can I interrupt you? What kind of sect is this Tianji Pavilion?" Shao Yitian couldn't help but be curious about this Tianji Pavilion.

This Xiao Yifeng calculated that the Killing God Sword would be born in mid-June, and now it is the middle of June, and he happened to be here to kill the God Killing Sword, could it be that this Xiao Yifeng really calculated that he would find the God Killing Sword?

If there is such a god, it would be terrifying. For this kind of magic stick, everyone in the world will not have secrets in front of him, because as long as he deduces, he will immediately calculate the dirty things you have done.

Zhuo Bufan glanced at Shao Yitian and said, "Fellow Daoist, you really don't listen to things outside the window, and you only focus on cultivating in the deep mountains, and you don't even know about Tianji Pavilion, okay, I'll tell you about it." ”

Zhuo Bufan said: "Although this Tianji Pavilion is not big, and there are only a few dozen people in the entire sect, no one dares to provoke them in the entire cultivation realm. Regardless of whether it was the three major immortal sects of the decent sect or the three major evil sects of the evil sect, they did not dare to easily make a feud with the Tianji Pavilion. Therefore, in the entire cultivation realm, it can be said that the status of Tianji Pavilion is the highest, and everyone will buy their face. As for why Tianji Pavilion is so bullish, it is because of Tianji Pavilion's Heavenly Machine Deduction Technique, which can know the past life and know the future, which can be described as terrifying. ”

I can know the past life and know the future, this is too good, right?

"Therefore, many cultivators with advanced cultivation will go to the Tianji Pavilion for help before they encounter a bottleneck or before the thunderstorm comes, and the Tianji Pavilion will also give some tips to these cultivators who ask for help. Therefore, if any Immortal Cultivation Sect offended the Heavenly Machine Pavilion, it would be tantamount to being an enemy of the entire Cultivation Realm. Fellow Daoist, think about it, how beautiful is this picture of an immortal cultivation sect single-handedly challenging the entire cultivation realm. ”

"As the saying goes, it doesn't mean that the heavens can't be revealed, and this is not a lie to children. The longevity of this Heavenly Machine Pavilion is generally shorter than that of cultivators, and it is because they have leaked too many Heavenly Secrets, so they ......."

In the end, Zhuo Bufan didn't dare to say the three words "punished by heaven", although the people of Tianji Pavilion were not nearby, but with the ability of Tianji Pavilion, if he really wanted to know, even if he Zhuo Bufan a few bubbles of urine last night, he could know.

Therefore, no matter where he was, Zhuo Bufan didn't dare to speak ill of Tianji Pavilion.

"By the way, Daoyou, how did you two step into the cultivation realm?" Zhuo Bufan suddenly asked.

Shao Yitian really didn't know how to answer this question for a while, but after thinking about it, he said, "Actually, when you talk about this, Brother Zhuo, you may not believe it. ”

"Fellow Daoist, but it doesn't hurt to say. Zhuo Bufan said.

Shao Yitian said: "It was when I was in elementary school, one day my father gave me a hundred yuan to buy him a few cigarettes, and on the way to buy cigarettes, I met an old man dressed in tatters, he grabbed my arm and said to me: 'Young man, I am amazed at your bones, full of heaven, majestic and graceful, and your future achievements are limitless. I happen to have a peerless cheatbook here, so I might as well half sell it and give it to you, so that you can reach the pinnacle of life. ’”

"At that time, I happened to be a martial arts fan, as soon as I heard that there was a peerless cheat, I immediately came to the spirit, and then asked how much this peerless cheat was, he looked at me and said two hundred yuan, but I only had a total of one hundred yuan on me at that time, and it was still the money given by my father to buy cigarettes. I asked him if he would sell it for a hundred dollars, and if he didn't sell it, forget it. The old man thought about it for a while, gritted his teeth and said ruthlessly, for the sake of my fate with him, he bought me the peerless cheats. ”

"After I got the cheats, I immediately wanted to take a look, but the old man said that there were many pedestrians on the road, and the peerless cheats should not be exposed, so I went home and closed the door to see again, I felt that the old man was right, so I immediately went home, and my father asked me what about the cigarettes? I said that I lost the money, and I was beaten violently. But I didn't regret it, because I got a peerless secret book, and the responsibility of protecting world peace was entrusted to me in the future. ”

"I closed the door and watched, and I saw that there were a lot of villain drawings on the secret book, a man and a woman, undressed, posing on the bed or standing on the ground. At that time, I was still young, so I naturally didn't understand what the painting meant, and it wasn't until I was in junior high school that I understood what the content of this peerless secret book meant. ”

"Later, I found my girlfriend, who is now my wife, and we did things according to the posture above the cheats, and found that the body was getting stronger day by day. ”

Shao Yitian's ability to make up stories, not being a screenwriter is really a loss for the screenwriting industry.