How different can a person be from a cat? I think a lot. Some people say that animals are a little wilder than humans, but I don't think so.

Since elementary school, there have been a lot of lively classmates who like to bully others, needless to say, the boys among them, and there are many girls, just like the "four tyrants", although they have helped me, but as a bully in the class, it is also the type that walks sideways.

Now that I've entered junior high school, and it's still a key class, I imagine that the "elegant person" should be a person who only knows how to study all day long and won't be as noisy as in elementary school, but the facts tell me that I still underestimate human beings too much.

One day, the head teacher severely reprimanded a group of classmates who loved to fight, and did not name them, only mentioning the victim, a guy whose head was bleeding.

"Wow, I have a bad head bleed." Song Hongyi and I were discussing.

"I've seen a lot of this. Fortunately, it's not that serious. Song Hongyi didn't feel anything about it.

"It's pathetic. Where did such a big feud come from, fought like this? ”

"It's not a grudge, it's just a joke, I accidentally hit my head on the window and broke it."

"Did you see that?"

"Well, they were in the same class as me in elementary school, and I was there that day when we were playing, right in the yard."

"It's a joke."

"Yes, there's nothing to do between classes, let's talk to each other, move our muscles and bones, and shake our spirits."

"Interesting." This kind of fight is similar to our cats usually like to chase and fight, but I didn't expect humans to be very enthusiastic about this sport, "It can also enhance friendship and release the pressure of studying, right?" ”

"yes, do you want to try it?"

Since I practiced martial arts accompanied by Zhang Hong, I haven't really fought a fight, and my hands are really a little itchy, so I agreed.

"I'll see your level first. Let's go to the back of the school building between classes. ”

Between classes, we came to the designated place.

"Let's go!" Song Hongyi put his hands in front of his chest one after the other.

"I'm ready." I've got the exact same stance.

I saw Song Hongyi rush over with a straight long fist, I flashed sideways, drew a Tai Chi circle with my right hand, wrapped his arm like a snake and slammed it down, and then turned to his back with his arm and gently pushed a palm. Song Hongyi staggered forward a few steps and almost fell.

"Boy, yes, this trick is very powerful." Song Hongyi turned around, and as soon as he finished speaking, his hands continued to attack me.

His punches are fast, but not very powerful. I instinctively blocked it with my arm, and it didn't hurt at all.

"The reaction is so fast, I can't even punch you." After speaking, Song Hongyi changed his playing style and found an opportunity to grab my forearm.

I struggled to break free, but strength has always been my weakness.

Song Hongyi saw that he controlled me, so he pressed it with the strength of his body.

I had to fight him. It reminds me of the animal world on TV, where two goats hold each other with their horns, and neither lets anyone. We're in a lot like that. I kept increasing my strength, and he kept increasing my strength, but he didn't know that I was actually deliberately inducing him. When I felt that my strength was almost accumulated, I leaned to the side and pulled him straight in front of him with my arms in line with his strength.

This time, Song Hongyi, who lost his balance, was so frightened that he let go of my hand and finally fell into the mud. He slowly got up, patted his clothes, and said with an embarrassed smile: "You don't play cards according to the routine!" ”

"No, that's my routine. Have you ever heard of Tai Chi? ”

"Oh? What is Tai Chi? ”

"A way to use your strength. I'm small and I don't have enough strength, so I rely on this trick to make a thousand pounds. ”

"It's pretty good, it's ingenious. I won't dare to push you too hard next time. In addition, you react very quickly, and your blocking ability is quite strong, and I hit you in the arm, and my hand hurts. ”

"Really? Blocking is trivial to me, but are my arms so hard? ”

"Indeed!" Song Hongyi thought for a moment and said, "But you don't seem to take the initiative to attack." ”

"Well, maybe it's because of my personality, I'm more inclined to defend, or call it a late strike."

"If you don't attack others, how can you overcome them?"

"But no one else can defeat me. Besides, in the final analysis, I'm better, you see that after parrying, I don't have anything, but you hurt. ”

"Haha, it seems that you are the Crypt Lord in WAR3 who is full of skill 3."

"What do you mean?"

"The armor is high, the blood is thick, and the damage is rebounding, haha!"

"When you say that, I feel like I'm a lot more bullish."

"I'll take you and a few other good friends to improve and improve."

"Okay!"

After the activity, I feel refreshed, my mood is also very sunny, and I am more energetic in the next class!

"You're finally back." Xiaomei was very happy when she saw us, "I've been waiting for you for a long time, Mao Xiaoer, can you lend me a piece of tissue paper?" I'm running out of paper. ”

"You have a cold?"

"Yes."

"How much?"

Xiaomei stretched out two fingers and made a "yes" gesture.

Understandingly, I tore two sheets of paper and gave it to her. It's not the first time she's borrowed tissue paper from me, and the gesture has become a code between us.

"Hey! The usually energetic guy has a cold today? Song Hongyi mocked Xiaomei, "I can't be fierce today!" ”

"What are you talking about? No matter how bad the old lady has a cold, she can tame you! With that, Xiaomei threw the paper ball after blowing her nose on Song Hongyi's table.

"Why are you so disgusting!" Song Hongyi shouted.

"What's wrong with me putting things on the territory of my Xiaomei Kingdom? You kind of threw him away. ”

Song Hongyi looked at the paper ball on the table, frowned and said, "Okay, okay, count you ruthless." Then he grabbed the corner of the paper ball and went to the back of the classroom and threw it in the garbage basket.

"Cat, give me 10 more to spare."

"Okay." I tore 10 more and gave it to her with a smile.

A few days later, Song Hongyi took me to meet several other classmates who loved to fight: "Mao Xiaoer, welcome to our 'Macho Club'." ”

"What? Hunk Club? The name ......," I said.

"Isn't it domineering."

"Why do I think it's more funny?"

"It's meant to be set up for fun, and this witty and humorous name is just right."

"How did you come up with the idea of such an organization?"

"This is our partisan. Aren't there a lot of parties mentioned in the history books, and we thought it was cool, so we decided to give a resounding name to the collective composed of a few of our friends. ”

"Not bad, a novel idea."

"Hehe, there are a lot of such parties in the class, at least our names are our own, and others directly apply the ready-made, what 'Bolsheviks', what 'Allied death squads'...... But at the end of the day, it's our team that is the strongest, and you can see that we are all very strong classmates in the class. ”

I looked at the students present and couldn't believe that they were all top students with top grades.

Especially a guy named Ah Ghost, he is a very competitive guy, and he is not happy if he can't get the first place in the class, and he did take the first place in the class. I didn't expect to fight, he is also a good hand.

He has a lot of power and a lot of speed. I kept an eye on his hands, anticipating his next move, and intuitively I was able to block accurately, but more often than not, it was a matter of luck, and it was inevitable that one of the hundred secrets would be missed and he would hit a punch.

"Wait a minute, I feel like I need to break the seal!" I made a pause gesture, then took off my glasses and handed them to Song Hongyi for safekeeping, "You help me get my glasses, this can't be broken." ”

I am actually very myopic and can see very blurry after taking off my glasses, but I have to do this to protect my glasses. On the other hand, without the restraint of glasses, I will be more able to exert myself, my nerves will be more tense, and any wind and grass will be amplified, making it easier for me to perceive the opponent's fists and make more precise blocks.

Sure enough, in front of my airtight block, Ah Ghost didn't hit me with a punch, but rubbed his arm: "It hurts!" Cat Xiaoer, your arm is a steel plate. ”

I straightened up and proudly said, "yes." ”

"Forget it, I can't beat you."

In this way, I became a legend in the eyes of the boys in my class because of this pure blocking fighting style, and it was rumored that my defense was airtight, and my arms had their own damage rebound effect, and many classmates came to challenge me, and they were all defeated.

On the other hand, no matter how good I was, I was just always defending, never attacking, and I actually never won against anyone else.

So "The Cat Who Can't Be Beaten" became my honorary title.

After the battle, we often went to the commissary to buy something delicious, usually crisp noodles or something. But on this day, Song Hongyi said that he wanted to eat grilled sausages: "Today is my birthday, let's eat a grilled sausage to celebrate." Boss, two grilled sausages. ”

"One roast sausage is equal to 4 packs of crispy noodles, you can eat 8 packs of crispy noodles in this handful."

"I'll only eat one, and I'll ask you for the other." Song Hongyi handed me one of them and took a big bite into his own.

"That's so kind!" I took the grilled sausage and bit down excitedly, "It's really delicious, and I will invite you to eat the grilled sausage on my birthday." ”

"I have a question for you, brother."

"What's the problem?"

"Why are girls always so nice to you?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"You see Xiaomei is so fierce to me, I can't afford to provoke her at all. Why is she so gentle with you, we usually fight in the seat, and she can't help but reprimand me and cover you up. ”

"I don't know what to say. I don't know why, it seems that I have been very popular with girls since I was a child, and when a boy bullied me, the girls in the class were angry with me. No girl has ever been cruel to me, and I want to experience what a 'tigress' is! ”

"You're showing off naked."

"No, no, no, I don't really know why."

"Okay. Actually, a girl like Xiaomei is okay, you don't know how crazy the girl in the second class next door is. The girls all fought with each other, fighting harder than us boys, and digging each other's crotches. ”

"Monkey stealing peaches?"

"No, no, no, the boys are called monkeys stealing peaches, and the girls are the ones, well, hey, I don't know what to say, that's what it means anyway. I heard that not long ago, a girl was taken directly to the hospital. ”

I gasped: "It's horrible! ”

The key classes are so terrifying, I can't help but think of Yan Jinfeng's ordinary class, will they often fight? But even if it were, Yan Jinfeng is such an enthusiastic and lively person, he shouldn't be bullied. It's best to ask Zhang Hong when you look back.