Situ Ran followed behind Xiao Tao and asked flatteringly, "Miss Xiao Tao often walks around in this mountain, but what unusual places have you found?" ”

"Nope!"

Xiao Tao walked around the Dead Man's Pond to see if there were any rare things, anyway, he was followed by coolies, what dangerous things for him to do, he was strong in martial arts! And dare to say that you are an ugly woman, look how I toss you!

Situ Ran continued to ask, "Isn't it at all?" ”

Xiao Tao looked at the Dead Man's Pool, his eyes rolled, and the thief smiled, "Yes!" There really is! ”

Situ Ran immediately said, "What place?" ”

Xiao Tao smiled and pointed to the Dead Man's Pool, "This is here, livestock and birds are not close, isn't it special?" Why don't you send someone down and take a look? ”

Situ Ran saw Xiao Tao's banter, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "My subordinates are also selected by thousands of people, why are you sent to death in vain!" The girl's heart is ruthless! That's all real people! ”

Xiao Tao pouted, and really felt that something was wrong with this place, "Anyway, I think this place is the most evil, haven't you heard that the most dangerous place is the safest place?" Those rare treasures are often in the most unexpected places! It will also hide in places that ordinary people can't go! ”

Xiao Tao said these words unintentionally, but he couldn't imagine that he would become a prophecy in the future.

Situ Ran looked at the Dead Man's Pool in a daze, thinking in his heart about Xiao Tao's words, there is indeed that possibility.

But I inquired about the news, this dead man's pool is a death, no one has ever come back alive, and no other place can come out at all, how can I let my subordinates die in vain!

Forget it, let's think of another way! Then he shook his head and sighed,

"Although I think it's possible, let's think of another way!"

Xiao Tao couldn't help but look at Situ Ran with admiration in his heart, he was still a very humane person, he knew that cherishing other people's lives, it was a blessing for him to have such a master, and the resentment in his heart just now was a little less.

"Let's go! I'm hungry and I'm going home to cook! ”

Situ Ran retracted his emotions, touched his stomach, followed Xiao Tao, and smiled, "Miss Xiao Tao, I'm hungry too, why don't you cook something delicious with me!" ”

Xiao Tao glanced up at him, and curled the corners of his mouth, "Then clean up the cave quickly, what do you want now, how to cook, it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice!" Figure it out for yourself! ”

After speaking, Xiao Tao went straight down the mountain, and he didn't know how Situ Ran finally solved the problem of eating.

Back home, Xiao Tao unexpectedly saw a person sitting in his house, his mother was talking with him, and he also gave out all the peanuts she hid under the cabinet.

Xiao Tao looked at the woman, kept knocking peanuts, the side of her mouth was full of crumbs, the big red mouth was moving like two ham sausages dancing up and down, wearing a water-red muslin skirt, and her face was painted with a thick ink painting, and she tended to be impressionist, sitting on the stool at her own house, covered with flesh, the stool was pressed and creaked, Xiao Tao was afraid that she would accidentally crush the stool and sit on the ground.

Seeing Xiao Tao enter the door, he immediately smiled and came over to look around Xiao Tao, and Xiao Tao's nose was itchy with the strong smell of fat powder

"Well, Xiucai Niang, although your daughter is not very beautiful, this figure is really good, don't worry! I'll tell her a good mother-in-law. ”

Xiao Tao's heart immediately burst into his head, did he commit Tai Sui today? They all say that they are ugly, Situ Ran says that they are ugly, but they are really handsome! You're a dead matchmaker! If you are ugly like that, you are ugly, and your whole family is ugly!

That demon doesn't dare to fight himself, and he probably can't beat it, if you talk nonsense, I'll blast you out!

So he frowned, "Mother, didn't I say that I won't marry?" Why did you still find the matchmaker! ”

Xiao Tao Niang glared at Xiao Tao, "Nonsense, how can there be a girl who doesn't marry, Mrs. Zhao is the most capable in our villages, and my mother finally said that she was moved!" ”

When the matchmaker heard Xiao Tao Niang praise her, she immediately smiled, and immediately turned into an abstract painting, "Yes!" Oh, yes! Sister Xiucai, don't worry, I will definitely find you a good offspring and ensure that you will eat and drink spicy food for the rest of your life! ”

Xiao Tao was angry in his heart, "I'm not rare! Hurry up, or I'll hit you with a broom! ”

When the matchmaker heard this, she immediately became anxious, which of these ten miles and eight villages dared to be so disrespectful to herself. "How do you talk, girl!"

Xiao Tao Niang hurriedly laughed, "Sister Zhao, don't be angry, my girl is just like me, she talks like a knife, but she has a tofu heart, she is capable, and she will make money, don't worry, you said that I can't do without your benefits!" ”

As he spoke, he took half of the broken silver in his hand and was about to stuff it.

Xiao Tao immediately stepped forward and took it back, he didn't know how many mushrooms he picked to earn half a tael of silver, so he gave it to her easily, why couldn't he make sense of his mother! So he sprinkled and said, "Mother, I won't marry, if you force me again, I'll die!" ”

"You dare!"

Xiao Tao said that he went into the kitchen and took a kitchen knife out, put it on his neck, exuded a state of madness, and shouted loudly, "You let her go quickly, or I will die in front of you!" ”

Xiao Tao Niang was frightened and trembled, "Tao'er, don't, hurry, hurry, put down the knife!" ”

Mrs. Zhao took a look, what is going on! This girl is a little crazy, without waiting for Xiao Tao Niang to catch her, she shook the handkerchief, twisted her big buttocks and walked out, "Xiucai Niang, I'll go first, you can persuade the girl!" ”

Xiao Tao saw that the matchmaker was gone, and knew that he had to make his mother afraid once, so that she could die of this heart, so he looked at the frightened mother with red eyes,

"Mother, I told you what I thought, why don't you listen! Isn't it enough for me to jump into a fire pit once? You still want to push me into the fire pit, do you want to be happy when I get married, and you are happy, I go up the mountain every day to pick mushrooms and dig wild vegetables, I work hard to make money, I get better, are you still not satisfied? You just don't want me, you have to force me to die, do you? Well, I won't drag you down! I'm dead, okay? ”

As he spoke, he had to wipe his neck vigorously.

Xiao Tao Niang was scared stupid, standing there and not knowing how to react, but fortunately, Xiao Tao Dad entered the door in time and quickly grabbed the kitchen knife.

"What are you two doing here?"

Xiao Tao didn't really want to die, and he didn't start to look like his father when he entered the door, but for the sake of realism, there was still a shallow scratch on his neck, oozing a little blood.

It really fucking hurts, but it's worth it for the sake of a free life in the future!

But I'm really anxious in my heart, so that the matchmaker can be better! Even if the modern one is introduced, it can still be seen in one place to see if it is suitable, and you can't even see it here.

It's hard for me to live a long life, but I don't want to be like my parents-in-law, my husband and children, and women have no status in this era.