Chapter 5: Kneel and sing about conquest
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Chi Meijuan pinched her bucket-thick waistline and stood at the door of the kitchen with a gloomy face!
"Mom! What do you say! Yao Taojiao said angrily, "I am willing to cook by myself!" ”
As she spoke, she pushed her mother out, and she went out with her.
Guan Jiu shook his head and smiled bitterly, a good thing, just let his mother-in-law mess it up......
The meal is ready,
At the dinner table, Chi Meijuan and Yao Qinghua devoured it.
Seki's cooking skills are absolutely top-notch.
Chi Meijuan ate like a piglet.
And Yao Tao is the amount of food for kittens,
In order to maintain his figure, he only eats one bite of each dish, and the rice grains in the bowl are also picky.
Guan Jiu once carefully counted that the amount of food his wife would never exceed 26 grains of rice per meal......
"Dad, Mom, I'm done!" Yao Tao stood up and walked towards the bedroom.
"You're not going to work today?!" Chi Meijuan asked.
"I'm a little tired today." Yao Taotou didn't return to the tunnel.
It's rare that his wife doesn't go to work, and Guan Jiu doesn't want to go out anymore.
After eating, I went back to the bedroom, where my wife was lying on the bed, scrolling on her phone.
Guan Jiu remembered the fragrant scene in the kitchen just now, and wanted to "relive the mandarin dream"!
With a salivating face, he leaned over to his wife.
Yao Tao played with her mobile phone, didn't even look at Guan Jiu, just said indifferently: "Tomorrow is Dad's birthday, are you ready?!" ”
"Huh?!" Guan Jiu was stunned for a moment, and said, "Ready!" ”
Yao Tao didn't say anything more.
When Guan Jiu saw that his wife's attitude had returned to his former coldness, he knew that her regret in the morning had passed.
If you don't get up to kiss her now, you'll definitely get a big mouth on her!
Guan Jiu had no choice but to lie on the ground bunk.
"Are you watching Meng Meng's live broadcast?!" Yao Tao asked suddenly.
"Oh, see right away!" Guan Jiu hurriedly took out his mobile phone.
Ruan Mengmeng is Yao Tao's best friend, a live broadcast Internet celebrity with relatively strong traffic.
In order to support her best friend, Yao Tao will watch her live broadcast if she has nothing to do, and forced Guan Jiu to watch it too, increasing her best friend's popularity.
Once, Guan Jiu also asked: "I always watch your girlfriend's live broadcast, aren't you afraid that one day, I ran away with your girlfriend?!" ”
"She doesn't look down on you!" Yao Tao replied nonchalantly.
This knife was inserted into Guan Jiu's face.
Before he could finish digesting it, Yao Tao's second knife came again: "If you really run away with someone, I will be free!" ”
I don't know if she's true or not......
Guan Jiu had no choice but to smile bitterly.
……
Ruan Mengmeng's live broadcast ID number: Turbulent little milk cat!
She is the goddess in the hearts of countless college students!
After she went online, a college student gave a reward of 200 yuan at once.
However, soon, as the number of tips increased, the message board turned on the mute function, and those who rewarded 200 yuan were not qualified to leave a message at all!
However, soft and cute did not feel happy because of this.
This month, Chaoguan gave her a homepage push, if the reward does not reach three million before the end of the month, there will be no homepage recommendation for the next month.
Now, however, a million is still far away!
Ruan Mengmeng encouraged fans to reward: "Whoever is the first to reward a rocket, I will sing a song "Learn to Meow"!" ”
"'Call Me Her Majesty' a rocket!"
"Woo~!' Her Majesty's coming! ”
"'Call me Her Majesty' is a loyal fan of the Milk Cat Goddess!"
Ruan Mengmeng knew that "Call me Her Majesty" was Yao Tao's ID!
Ruan Mengmeng kept her promise and immediately sang a song "Learn to Meow"!
Ruan Mengmeng's singing voice is glutinous and sweet.
The low voice is charming, the midrange is tactful, and the treble is crisp and bright! No feeling of hoarseness at all!
At the end of a song, the gift of the space brush exploded!
However, the amount of the gift is still too small.
It's all fish balls, airplanes, golden carriages, and the like......
All of them are under 200 yuan.
After all, college students really don't have much money in their hands......
At this time, two more fans began to swipe gifts!
"'Long hair and waist are difficult to squat in the pit' to reward a rocket!"
"Thank you for the tip~!" Ruan Mengmeng said sweetly.
"'The old man's law is large' to reward a castle!"
"Wow~!" Ruan Mengmeng pretended to exaggerate and said, "Thank you, 'Brother Lao'!" ”
"Long hair and waist are difficult to squat" and "Lao G's law is large" are both long-term fans of Ruan Mengmeng, and they are nicknamed "Squatting Brother" and "Old Brother G" by netizens.
Two people often compete for the amount of reward.
Today, it's happening again!
"'Brother Squatting' rewards two castles!"
"'Brother G' rewards two 'Super Rockets'!"
……
Ruan Mengmeng smiled, thank you again and again!
Other fans in the live broadcast space are enthusiastically eating melons and watching the two immortals fight!
On the message board, the screen is also constantly swiping:
"'Brother Squatting Pit' is mighty!"
"'Brother Lao' is not cowardly! Do you think that 'old brother' can only sit in meditation? ”
"'Brother Squatting Pit' is really powerful!"
……
Two bigwig-level fans, swiping gifts for half an hour, finally ended with the victory of "Brother Lao"!
"Brother Lao" has swiped more than 100,000 gifts!
These two die-hard fans will fight once a month, and they will win and lose each other.
In the live broadcast space, rave reviews have been received, and countless college students are enthusiastically pursuing the two bigwigs!
Ruan Mengmeng said with a smile: "Next, please make a request from 'Brother Lao'!" Cats must try to be satisfied~! ”
"Come on, Brother 'Brother'!"
"'Brother Gour'! Let's get the little milk cat! ”
"'Brother Gour'! You can't spare the cat! ”
In fact, the two bigwigs have added Ruan Mengmeng's WeChat, and they have also eaten together.
However, when they made further requests for them, they were politely rejected by Ruan Mengmeng.
So the two bigwigs no longer expect to have any sexual encounters.
"Brother Lao" typed and said, "Cat cat, tell a joke!" ”
"Huh?! Cats don't tell jokes! Ruan Mengmeng was embarrassed, "Or, the cat will sing a song to 'Brother Lao'!" ”
"Jokes have to be told!" Brother Gin typed.
Ruan Mengmeng thought for a while, and suddenly said, "I thought of a joke!" I have a girlfriend! It's a project manager! She has a waste husband! Her husband has no skills! Eat soft rice and kneel durian all day long! I've been married for more than a year and haven't been laid yet! Now whenever I see a woman, my eyes glow green! It's not normal to look at the man's eyes...... Hahahaha......"
In the live broadcast space, there was a burst of laughter! Follow the anchor to laugh at that "waste husband"!
"How can it be!" Yao Tao, who was watching the live broadcast, was furious!
She never thought that Ruan Mengmeng would sell herself in order to please her fans!
In Ruan Mengmeng's opinion, no one knows who his best friend is anyway, and he doesn't know who that waste husband is.
So, she doesn't think it's a betrayal.
Yao Tao called her best friend angrily, but was hung up directly by Ruan Mengmeng.
"I'm!" Yao Tao shouted angrily!
Guan Jiu, who was watching the live broadcast on the floor, also had a gloomy face.
Just when Ruan Mengmeng was gushing about the joke of "waste husband",
Suddenly, a dazzling bright light blew up the entire screen!
"Congratulations to 'I Love Peach's Wife' for becoming emperor!"
"Wow! This is the first emperor in the milk cat space! ”
"It's inhuman!"
"Which big guy is this?! Where is sacred?! Have you been diving before?! ”
The entire screen erupts with golden "Emperor" special effects! Super cool drag!
Ruan Mengmeng was also stunned!
She said in a trembling voice, "You...... Hello...... 'I love the peach wife'......"
"I ...... I have a girlfriend who is also called 'Peach'......" Ruan Mengmeng was speechless and said authentically.
I love the peach wife?!
Seeing this ID number, Yao Tao's heart couldn't help but move!
Who's this?!
Could it be...... Guan Jiu ......?!
Yao Tao subconsciously went to look at Guan Jiu, and saw Guan Jiu concentrating on swiping his mobile phone.
"It'......s impossible," Yao Tao immediately shook his head, "Open an emperor, the monthly fee is 120,000!" How can he have so much money...... It's just a coincidence......"
However, this made her can't help but continue to follow the live broadcast.
She wanted to see what this "I love peach wife" wanted to do.
Ruan Mengmeng said excitedly: "'Peach Wife' classmate, thank you for opening the emperor in my space!" According to the rules, I will try to fulfill one of your requests! ”
Guan Jiu typed and wrote: "A request, yes? ”
"Yes~!" Ruan Mengmeng said sweetly, "If it's not too much, the two requirements can also be used~!" ”
"Then you call me Daddy!" Guan Jiu wrote.
Ruan Mengmeng was stunned.
The space was bursting with laughter!
Ruan Mengmeng immediately said in a coquettish voice: "Wife, you think too much!" I'm not that kind of person! Although I am poor, young, and have poor academic performance, I have backbone! Some bottom money, never touch! …… Father! Can you tip me 10 rockets? ”
Rumble!
In the live broadcast space, there was another burst of laughter!
Guan Jiu was sneering!
Didn't you call me a piece of rubbish?! Now you're the daughter of waste!
Femdom has just begun!
"'I Love Peach's Wife' Rewards 'Aircraft Carrier'× 100!"
Rumble!
The audience burst into flames!
Not only Ruan Mengmeng was shocked, but even Yao Tao was shocked!
A hundred "aircraft carriers", that's half a million!
Just to tip a beautiful anchor?!
Ruan Mengmeng's popularity value skyrocketed to 5 million in an instant!
Many bigwig anchors also came to Ruan Mengmeng's space to watch the local tyrants!
"Dad......" Ruan Mengmeng was so excited that her tongue was knotted, "Thank you for your support~!" …… You can ask anything from me~! ”
Ruan Mengmeng's mood is indeed very high.
At this time, even if the other party proposes to go on a date, and then during the date, there are further requests, Ruan Mengmeng will not refuse!
After all, hugging the thigh of an "emperor", then the future performance will be completely guaranteed!
"Any requests?!" Guan Jiu wrote.
"Hmm~! Yes~! Ruan Mengmeng said sweetly.
"I want you to sing 'Conquest'!" Guan Jiu wrote.
"Okay~!" Ruan Mengmeng was surprised and delighted, and said in his heart, he must have appreciated my singing skills!
"It's not finished yet," Guan Jiu continued, "to sing on your knees!" Sing it a hundred times! ”
What the?!
Ruan Mengmeng's pupils shrank!
It's like five thunderbolts!
The song "Conquest" has five minutes!
In other words, Ruan Mengmeng has to sing for more than eight hours!
Rumble!
In the live broadcast space, there was another burst of laughter!
"This ...... Dad ......" Ruan Mengmeng said tremblingly, "you...... No kidding......"
"You can't sing or not!" Guan Jiu wrote.
"I ...... I'll sing ......," Ruan Mengmeng said with a sad face.