"Are you sure you don't want to taste a bite of fish?" asked Tristana, taking another bite. "It's really delicious. ”

"We're sure," the man replied. "But we'll take all the coins from you. And that cannon. I guess this thing will fetch a good price. ”

"You're trying to steal my boom?" said Tristana, catching movement on either side of herself. "You know, I don't think it's going to work. ”

"No, you're only one, and we're two," the man said. "And we're taller than you. ”

"Size doesn't tell the whole story," Tristana said. "And you're four. Why don't you let your two robber brothers come out? ”

The woman shook her head. "He told you, just the two of us. ”

"Oh, please," Tristana said. "How do you think I became a commando? Of course I know that two of your friends are hiding in the grass and aiming their bows and arrows at me. Come from the north, and start your separate walks from a hundred yards away. I have a fat man on my left and a cripple on my right. ”

"You have good ears, old man," the man said.

"I said, I'm not old," Tristana said. "I'm really young by yodeler standards. ”

The man was dumbfounded, and he recognized Tristana's true identity.

Finally had an expression that she could read effortlessly!

Tristana rolled to the side with her head down, and two black-feathered arrows whizzed out of the bushes and skimmed over her head. She picked up the boom, stuffed a cannonball, and opened fire on the grass to the right, earning a scream of pain.

"Blow it up!" she shouted, jumping to the nearest tree, leaping higher. Tristana stepped on a tree trunk of mid-height. Another arrow flew at a gallop, slamming heavily into the bark of a palm's width above her head.

"Hey, you're fast for a human," she said, pulling the booming lever out and filling it with a bunch of new ammo. She quickly ducked into another tree trunk, and then another archer rose from the grass—the fat man, the flaw was so obvious that it was a breeze. Tristana somersaulted, jumped between tree trunks, and fired two shots. Both shells hit his fat thighs, and the fat man fell down with a wail, and the arrow was shot straight up into the air.

"Oh, don't be so childish," she said with a smile. "I just scratched your skin. Tristana jumped into the clearing by the campfire, and the two human swords that had first appeared unsheathed and rushed towards her. They may be the fastest among humans, but to Tristana, they are as clumsy as wooden people.

"It's time to perform a flying flight!" Tristana shouted as she fired all the ammunition in the blast barrel at the ground. She let out a wild howl that flew over the heads of the two humans. Even while gliding through the air, she did not forget to reload her ammunition. She landed on the trunk of a tree to bounce off and landed steadily.

She landed right behind the robber and chuckled softly.

"Boom! boom!"

Tristana unleashed two cannons, and the two humans screamed in pain, both of them shot in the hips. The woman was defeated, slapping her pants as the gunpowder ignited them. She managed to get up and fled into the grass, her back still on fire. The man's body twisted and fell to the ground, and he saw her bang and slammed into the distance.

He was making some kind of gesture, and Tristana thought he might think it was some form of magical protection.

"You're not an old witch," he said.

"I've always said no," Tristana said.

The man opened his mouth to say something more, but before he could say anything, the arrow shot by the fat man finally fell back to the ground. It was stuck in the man's chest, and he fell backwards with a look of extreme impatience.

The other two robbers dragged their wounded limbs and fled at their own speeds. She let them go, laughing happily as she packed up her things and finally stepped on the campfire.

"I just want to have a quiet night after dinner," she muttered to herself. "But it's not bad if there are four less robbers who come out to do evil. ”

Tristana flung Bang over her shoulders and set off again, whistling cheerfully as she searched for more stars waiting for her to choose a name.

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Evil little mage

Vega

For most people in Runeterra the Yodelers aren't something to be feared. Legend has it that they lived in Bandel City, a mysterious hingland filled with quirky trinkets and souvenirs collected from the material realm. While these wonderful creatures often live with mortal peoples for a period of time, they always return home with new stories and experiences.

Sadly, however, there are also some yodelers who have lost their way. Among them is the wizard Vega.

The Darkspawn War hundreds of years ago left a devastated world, and the only light left on Valoran's continent seemed to be the sky overhead. The scattered survivors looked up to Heaven, and the resurgence of the study of ancient astral magic also attracted the interest of Vega. In his imagination, he was already the grandmaster of this mystical spell, so the yodeler joined a group of mages in Nokohi, hoping to learn more from them. They did not doubt the inquisitive newcomer, so he taught them how to gain hope from the rules of the stars.

But while many people are working hard to rebuild the world, there are others who want to conquer it. The ruthless warlord Mordekaiser swept across the land with his army, and anyone who rebelled against his rule was crushed and enslaved, and this group of mages who were not good at fighting was worthless to the tyrant. He stood above them in that cursed armor, and his piercing eyes fell on Vega, and Maudekaiser recognized his yodeler as he was. He snatched Vega with an iron hand, dragged the loot and ordered the other mages to be executed.

The center of the warlord's newly built megalithic fortress became Vega's prison, and he was forced to use his magic for even darker purposes. Knowing that the yodelers were more agile and dexterous than any mortal race, Mordkaiser bound Vega to the physical plane, making it impossible for him to escape back to Bandel City. He was the only prisoner in this hellish place, and this loneliness was the most terrible and cruel torture for the yodelers. Vega was forced to cast a number of terrifying spells - some to strengthen the rule of his rulers, others to create terror for the sake of terror, and to read the latest chapter of the "Strongest Scholar Corpse Kun System Claw Book House" for free as soon as possible.