Chapter 499: Preemptive Strike
Not long after being cut off by the Great Demon King Ji, Lu Li received a call from his own mother, his heart trembled fiercely, he didn't dare to answer, and let the phone ring wildly.
However, the person on the other side of the phone kept dialing his phone repeatedly as if he had to call him until he answered the phone.
Lu Li looked at the remarks of "Mother" displayed on the mobile phone screen, and could almost imagine in his mind what kind of damage his ears would have to endure if he connected the phone.
Is...... Just thinking about it feels scary.
He swallowed, silently put the phone half a meter away from him, and pretended to be dead.
About another 5 minutes passed, the deadly serial call finally stopped, Lu Li breathed a sigh of relief, he patted his frightened little heart, and just carefully re-grabbed the mobile phone, suddenly, "Ding Dong" sounded, and a text message came directly into view.
"Lu Li! You stinky boy! Answer the phone for me, or I'll look good with you in the future!"
Lu Li read the text message, and his fragile little heart jumped again, and he said that Ji Jinyan was a big devil!
He must make a wish in the future and pray that his sister will recognize his true face as soon as possible, and then kick him with one kick!
As soon as this thought flashed into my mind, before it could be officially formed, the phone vibrated again, and it was still the familiar remark - "Mother".
Lu Li silently cursed the Great Demon King in his heart, and then he answered the phone tremblingly, and said with a smile: "Hello, my dearest and most beautiful and cutest mommy, is there something important for you to call your most charming genius son at this point in time?"
"You don't have to give me this set!" A nice female voice came from the other end of the phone, if you ignore the resentment in her tone, you can completely imagine the beauty of the owner of the voice, "I ask you, I just called you so much, why didn't you answer?" ”
"Mommy, aren't they preparing papers? Didn't even notice your call? Lu Li lied, his face was not red and he was not panting.
"Preparing a thesis?" The female voice on the other end of the phone sneered, "Don't think I don't know, your paper has already been handed in to your supervisor." What other papers do you need to prepare? On the art of lying? ”
Lu Li: "......" is still quite humorous sometimes.
"Well, Mommy, if I'm not mistaken, isn't it early in the morning over there? You should go to bed early for beauty sleep, do you know how serious the damage to a woman's skin is to go to bed late? A glimmer of light flashed in Lu Li's eyes, and he secretly poked and changed the topic.
As far as he knew about his mother, her favorite thing was her skin, and his own mother valued her own face far more than his own son.
So, even though his mommy is already in her forties, her skin and body look no different from that of a little girl in her twenties.
Therefore, Lu Li also understands why the relationship between his father and his mother can be so happy and loving for 20 years.
Sure enough, after listening to Lu Li's words, the woman on the other end of the phone complained "oops" in the next second, "It's not that you have to blame your father, you said that we are all old husbands and wives, and he still wants to engage in romance, drive me to the top of the mountain to watch the meteor shower, it's really ...... The flesh is numb. We're still on our way to the top of the mountain. ”
Lu Li felt like he was being stuffed with a mouthful of dog food again, "That...... Didn't my daddy let you sleep in the car first? Wait until you get to your destination and then call you up? He's too uncaring! ”
"Don't let you stinky boy say that about your daddy!" The woman on the other end of the phone snorted slightly, "What do you think you can think of, can you not expect that your father is so caring?" It's just that I'm afraid that he will be lonely and bored driving alone, so I accompany him. Forget it, this belongs to the romance between lovers, and you singledog won't understand. ”
Lu Li: "......"
Just sprinkle dog food and abuse him, why do you have to stab him with a knife again?
Is he really their own son?
However, now that Lu Li's goal has been achieved, he doesn't plan to talk to her too much, and a quick decision is the last word, "Then in that case, I won't disturb the two-person world between you and Daddy!" Oops, my phone is almost out of battery, only one percent is left, I'll hang up the phone first, Mommy, you must remember to put on two more masks, bye-bye~"
When the words fell, he didn't wait for the person on the other end of the phone to react, so he cut off the phone directly.
Whew~ It's really dangerous!
Fortunately, he is witty enough and knows how to strike first, otherwise he will definitely be scolded again!
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At the same time, country M, in a Mercedes Benz that was galloping.
A very young-looking woman was holding a mobile phone that had just been cut off from the call, and she didn't react a little, "That stinky boy, why did you hang up on me after just chatting for a while?" ”
She paused, suddenly realized something, and patted her husband's thigh next to her, "Oops! I said I seemed to have forgotten something, that stinky boy, who dared to change the subject for me and brought me over! It's excessive! ”
The man next to her smiled lightly when he heard this, and grabbed her hand, "After all, our son is a genius with an IQ of 120+, and it is understandable that he can fool you over." ”
The woman snorted slightly, although she was dissatisfied, but her expression also implied a bit of pride and pride, and said with a slight annoyance: "It's all your fault for being a father, why did you really believe his words in the first place and let him go on a study tour around the world?" Dare him to study in the world, the first stop in the world is Huaguo? ”
When the man heard the word "Huaguo", a dark glint flashed in his eyes very quickly, and he looked slightly, and said, "Is what Jin Yan said really credible?" Xiao Li, that kid really ran back to China? ”
The woman buried her head in the phone and called back without raising her head, "Who knows?" Didn't I want to call him to confirm? …… Eh, this stinky boy, you even shut me down?! ”
She put away her mobile phone, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong, and asked her husband beside her: "Should he really run back to Huaguo, his heart is empty, that's why he made this one?!"
The man's eyebrows narrowed slightly, he didn't know what to remember, and calmly analyzed: "Over the years, except for the New Year's Day, we will take him back to meet your brother and sister-in-law, and he has never been allowed to go back, maybe the child is also curious, so he wants to go back and play." Don't worry, nothing will happen. ”
The woman said, "But don't forget, although Lu Li's kid looks quite ignorant and confused, his mind is actually quite hidden, just pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger." I'm afraid that he accidentally found out something, so he sneaked back to China without telling us. You say, with his cleverness, will he already be ...... Did she see it above? ”