Chapter 305: I'm the Retarded Mind in Your Mouth

"Oh? Do you know why the nine-headed bird came to Xiangen City? ”

Chu Sheng was stunned, this made Chu Sheng a little interested.

Why did the Great Demon Nine-Headed Bird and the Half-Step Ghost King come to Xiangen City.

Of course.

Chu Sheng just wanted to know, and didn't plan to do anything.

"Yes, yes, Daisen, do you want to know? Leave me alone, and I'll tell you. ”

Little Flower Cat said.

Chu Sheng: "......"

"I'm rubbing!! Little flower cat, it seems that you still have a clear understanding of the situation? You even dare to negotiate terms with me? ”

Chu Sheng said with a slight smile.

Then he grabbed the little cat's neck and shook it vigorously.

Wei Fatzi: "......"

Fat Wei was stunned as he watched from the sidelines.

"Ahhhhh......h

The little flower cat suddenly screamed.

"Don't dump it, Daxian, I beg for mercy, I ...... I'm telling you. ”

Little Flower Cat shouted.

Only then did Chu Sheng stop and continue to shake the little flower cat.

Grab the head of the little flower cat and take a look.

Its eyes were rolling.

"Alright, don't play dead, say it quickly."

Chu Sheng shouted.

"Actually...... In fact, the nine-headed bird came this time for the new mountain god of Xiangen City. ”

Little Flower Cat said.

Chu Sheng: "......"

For the new mountain god?

Isn't that yourself?

"Mountain gods? Are you kidding? Is there really a god in this world? ”

When Wei Fatzi heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously on the side.

"Don't interrupt, go on, what does the nine-headed bird want to do?"

Chu Sheng continued to ask.

"There is a saying in the demon world that as long as you eat a bite of the meat of the gods, you can become an immortal and become a real demon fairy, and the nine-headed bird escaped from the demon world for this."

"Haha...... Isn't this the routine of Journey to the West eating Tang Seng? What are you kidding? ”

Fat Wei laughed.

Chu Sheng: "......"

Little Flower Cat: "......"

"Who's getting the news out of this?"

Chu Sheng said angrily.

"Yes...... It was said by the gods of the heavenly court themselves, and also, a half-step ghost king also ran out of the underworld, and it is said that they also have legends,

As long as you eat a piece of fairy meat, you can become a ghost immortal. ”

Little Flower Cat said.

Chu Sheng: "......"

What the hell am I ......

Feelings: This is why the nine-headed bird and the half-step ghost king came to Xiangen City?

"Lao Chu, you won't believe it, will you? You can't believe it in such a thing, if you want me to say, it's better to kill it directly. ”

Wei Fatzi said.

Little Flower Cat: "......"

"Meow Meow~"

When the little flower cat heard Wei Fatzi's words, she immediately opened her teeth and claws at Wei Fatzi.

As if he wanted to scratch Wei Fatzi to death.

But Chu Sheng didn't speak.

Instead, he froze in place.

Wei Fatzi: "......"

"Hey, Lao Chu."

Wei Fatzi pushed Chu Sheng.

Chu Sheng came back to his senses and looked at the little flower cat.

"Needless to say, you want to share the meat too, right?"

"Ahem! Yes, meow~"

The little flower cat coughed lightly, obviously a little embarrassed.

"Old Chu, you don't really believe its nonsense, do you? What kind of existence do you think, what kind of existence is the mountain god? Even the most ordinary immortals,

That's also a fairy, huh? Can demons and monsters eat it? ”

Wei Fatzi said.

"That's right."

Chu Sheng also spoke.

Even if the mountain god is the lowest level of immortals, but that is also an immortal?

How can it be so easy to be eaten by demons and monsters?

"Yes, although it is said that the mountain god is also a god, but when the mountain god officially enjoys the incense, a heavenly catastrophe will be formed between heaven and earth.

Only the immortals who have passed the heavenly tribulation can continue to enjoy the incense, otherwise, once they fail, they will have no mana, but the immortal body will still exist.

At that time, it was the best time for demons and monsters to do it. ”

Little Flower Cat continued.

Chu Sheng: "......"

Wei Fatzi: "......"

"it!! And this magical operation, huh? ”

Wei Fatzi exclaimed dumbfounded.

Even Chu Sheng was confused.

Haven't you heard of Mao himself?

Did Lord Chenghuang not tell himself, or did Fang Hengyun forget to tell himself?

"Otherwise, do you think it is so easy to become an immortal? Meow~"

The little flower cat looked at Wei Fatzi with disdain and said.

"Haha...... Although I have never become an immortal, I just want to say that this mountain god is also unlucky, right?

It's really special that brain-dead and mentally retarded equals stupidity! ”

Wei Fat Man shouted.

Chu Sheng: "......"

Chu Sheng looked at Wei Fatzi coldly.

Wei Fatzi's body suddenly shook.

looked at Chu Sheng and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.

"Lao Chu, what are you watching me do?" Am I wrong about what I said? ”

"Nonsense, I'm the one who is brain-dead and mentally retarded in your mouth, which is equal to a stupid * stubborn mountain god."

Chu Sheng said angrily.

Wei Fatzi: "......"

Little Flower Cat: "......"

One person and one cat, suddenly looked at Chu Sheng dumbfounded.

"it!! Lao Chu, are you kidding? You...... Are you a mountain god? ”

Wei Fatzi's eyes widened, and his eyeballs seemed to be about to fall out.

The little flower cat also looked at Chu Sheng with a look of consternation.

"Or else?"

Chu Sheng said angrily.

Wei Fatzi: "......"

"Oh my God...... Lao Chu, are you a special immortal? I'll wipe it, you're hiding it deep enough, draft the uncle, let me take two breaths of fairy breath. ”

Fat Wei exclaimed.

Directly towards Chu Sheng's body.

Chu Sheng: "......"

Chu Sheng was startled and hurriedly dodged Wei Fatzi's huge body.

"it!! Wei Fatty, what the hell are you going to do? ”

"Lao Chu, don't hide, let me take two breaths of fairy qi."

Fat Wei shouted.

pounced on Chu Sheng again.

This time, Chu Sheng didn't hide.

Wei Fatzi seized the opportunity and directly put his hands on Chu Sheng's shoulders.

Then the whole person was about to hang on Chu Sheng's body.

"Ah...... it, dead fatty, you. ”

Chu Sheng shouted.

grabbed the little flower cat in his hand and threw it out.

"Meow Meow~"

"Ah......h

A man and a cat suddenly screamed.

The little flower cat was dizzy, and Wei Fatzi also fell to the ground, looking at Chu Sheng aggrievedly.

"Lao Chu, the one who drafted the uncle, you actually treated me like this."

Wei Fatzi shouted aggrieved like a resentful woman.

Chu Sheng: "......"

"Alright, don't pretend."

Chu Sheng said angrily.

Shook the little flower cat in his hand.

He continued, "Hey, are you dead? ”

"No, no, Lord Mountain, I'...... I've told you everything I know, please let me go! ”

Little Flower Cat begged for mercy.

"Yo, convinced of my identity so quickly?"

Chu Sheng said with a smile.

"Yes, I have felt the fluctuation of immortal qi in your body before, and now I have confirmed your identity, Mountain God, I beg you, there are a lot of adults,

Spare the kitten this time! ”

The little flower cat continued to beg for mercy.

"You wait!"

Chu Sheng finished speaking.

He directly raised his foot and stepped on the ground.

"Fang Hengyun, come out."

It's still two more, and there is time for three more.

(End of chapter)