Chapter 70: If the pig is in heat
Seeing the pitiful appearance of the little girl who showed timidity, it was really tempting, this part-time job is the temptation of naked uniforms~ At this time, Lu Dawei felt that after eating the spicy bamboo shoot stewed deer whip, there was an evil fire rising in the lower abdomen.
David Lu grinned lewdly.
At least~
At least one of my wishes to come to the other world - hugging left and right, three wives and four concubines has been realized!Isn't it?As for the three palaces and six courtyards, you can still take your time~~~
Because Baron Garcia usually likes to be quiet when eating, he has already retreated from the other cooks and servants around him, at this time, David Lu can't wait to pull the girl next to him with an evil smile, put his hands into the hem of the maid's clothes, and gradually climb up the small hill that is full of Yingying.
The girl in the maid costume also began to let out a soft "babbling" snort emotionally, her legs stretched out nervously, and her delicate toes were tightly clasped.
But just when the baron was about to have a live gut battle at the dinner table.
"Tuk Tuk Tuk~" A rhythmic knock on the door sounded.
Outside the door, a calm and familiar butler's voice sounded: "Lord Lord! I think it's necessary for the adults to ask him personally, because it's hard to tell if what the other party said is old and whether it's true or not. If the adult has finished eating, I will bring him~"
Feeling that the brother in the crotch of his pants had cooled down with passion, Lu Dawei pulled his hand out of the maid's clothes and coughed pretending to be serious: "Call that person in immediately, I want to find out what important things he has heard." ”
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A few minutes later.
"What!' If a pig is in heat, he will not lift a bad pig under him...... What kind of nonsense are you talking about. Did you hear clearly what Master Chen, who was pretending to be a ghost, said to the other soldiers?" Lu Dawei listened to the other party's report, and slowly felt that what he said was somewhat familiar, but because the distance was too far, his subordinates probably didn't listen to it too detailed and accurately, so he looked a little anxious.
was so angry that he almost wanted to jump to his feet and scold his mother.
The soldiers who reported hurriedly fell to the ground, not even daring to raise their heads, and did not dare to make the slightest impact.
Because in the hearts of the soldiers from this peasant family, although there are already some soldiers and petty officials, after all, the dignity and fear of aristocratic status are placed close to the point of gods, after all~ As the saying goes, the county official is not as good as the current management~ The lord of the feudal centralized era has the right to raise the tenant rent at will and kill his whole family, or directly drive him out of the territory and become a homeless person with no place to take him, and then the whole family of six can only starve to death on the side of the road.
"By the way, you said that the god behind him has three heads, and his six arms are holding a treasure bottle with a divine light?!" Lu Dawei thought about it carefully, and finally remembered why he had an inexplicable sense of familiarity with the content of his subordinates' words.
Three-headed and six-armed things are rare in this world, even the six-armed Naga snake girl does not have three heads, but in his previous life, the gods and Buddhas worshipped by the old people in his family are not mostly this image? Although some monks and temples in order to compliment some Buddha Guanyin, they directly made an imaginary number of their arms, claiming to be a thousand hands, and most of the other great supernatural powers are actually three-headed and six-armed.
Don't you see that the great god Nezha and Dou defeated the Buddha in the Three Altars Sea Society, and most of them showed their supernatural powers with three heads and six arms?
Oh!
By the way, the sentence "If the pig is in estrus, the inferior pig under him will not be raised" should actually be "If all the sentient beings are there, the inferior roots under his body are not possessed." "That's right~ The old man who believes in Buddhism in his family usually recites the scriptures repeatedly and brainwashes the blessing, and actually reminded him that this is the content of the twelve vows in the translation of the "Medicine Master Liuliguang Rulai Wish Merit Sutra".
But after all, it has been several years since he crossed into the other world, and many familiar things on the earth in the past have begun to blur, and he has considered whether he should write a notebook in Chinese characters such as "Lei Ren Quotations" and "Traverser's Experience", so as not to forget all the details of knowledge that can be used on Earth in the future.
Lu Dawei muttered in his heart for a while, and suddenly his whole body seemed to be stunned for a few seconds, and then he jumped up from the stool with all his strength as if he was covered by hemorrhoids, rushed forward like a predatory tiger, grabbed the soldier's collar, and dragged the other party up from the ground with surprising strength.
Is that the sentence he recited: May I attain Bodhi in this life? If there are sentient beings, there are no inferior roots under them. Ugly, stubborn, blind, deaf, dumb, sloppy, white, leprosy, madness, all kinds of diseases, hearing my name, everything has been upright, and all the roots are free from all diseases. The Baron's face flushed, as if he had taken a great tonic or swallowed an entire bottle of a small blue pill, and his eyes widened as he did.
This made the soldier who came to make a small report, his whole face turned blue with fright, and he thought that he had offended the lord just now, or that this lord had suddenly committed a heart disease and wanted to kill him alive.
But he instinctively shook his head up and down.
In Lu Dawei's mind, after he saw Chen Xuyuan and his party before, what he said at the dinner, he immediately realized that Chen Xuyuan was a cold bystander from beginning to end, maybe his identity as a baron of the traverser had already been exposed, after all, the oral habits of some earthlings, and the way they understood things, even if they changed the dialect of the Wraeclast continent, the names of the verbal titles were also slightly different from the local.
His heart immediately chuckled, and he secretly said "Not good!" and hurriedly asked the butler to hurry to the city wall to mobilize half of the elite soldiers, and then cooperate with several teams of vigilant patrol soldiers in the castle, and quickly rushed with him to the door of a few foreign spellcasters.
"DuangDuangDuang......!" At this time, before the moon was high, David Lu asked the whole team of soldiers to ambush at the door of several guests, and then asked the maid to find an excuse to go in and pack up a change of clothes, but there was no movement after knocking on the door and shouting.
The Baron hurriedly gestured for everyone else to use daggers to open the wooden bolt of the door, and rushed into the room at the same time to aim their swords at the bed.
But even with such a big movement, the "person" sleeping on the bed still didn't move, but since the bed was swollen, it means that the person may not have escaped, maybe he may be pretending to be asleep on purpose?~
"Hahahahahahahaha~" Lu David, who felt that he should show kindness, said in Chinese and Mandarin after a few laughs: "Fellow from the earth, when did you cross over? Why don't you recognize me? Maybe we should have a lot of places where we can cooperate." Come on, come on~ get up and talk to me about wine, and drink to the moon. Tell me if you're a liberal arts student or a science dog? You don't even know that I'm a liberal arts student who didn't graduate. “
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