The elder sister is probably the most likely person to ascend to the immortal realm before the age of eighteen, while the younger brother ......

He's a weak chicken!

The reason why he can't beat it is here, he can't bear it. Although his skull is very useful, his physique is really a person who is more than a year old, and he will be beaten to death. I just went to play with my sister last week, and I was tossed by my three sisters and sisters for two days, and my temperament changed greatly when I came back, and I don't know what kind of unfair treatment I received there, but Gu Tao thinks that it is likely to come from the little black dragon, because that little thing is unreasonable, and my brother has no room to play at all.

"Now it's the two of us." Gu Tao held up a beer at the food stall and placed a glass of milk next to him: "Let's go one." ”

The younger brother lifted the milk and touched it with him, then took a sip, and then looked at Gu Tao: "What about you raising fish?" ”

"Lao Tzu......" Gu Tao put the cup on the table: "You really owe it!" ”

"I can't help it, my dad is such a person, I think a person has a choice of everything in his life, but he doesn't have to choose who his parents are." The younger brother sighed: "You said I owe, don't you realize what you owe?" Don't you listen to other people's comments? ”

Gu Tao rolled up his sleeves: "Let's say, what is the reason for the great change in temperament." ”

"I'm insulted." The younger brother's eyes were like a pool of stagnant water: "And when I think that I will be like this in this life for the rest of my life, I feel that I have nothing to love in life." Come, go one. ”

"Leave your mother." Gu Tao scolded: "What's the matter, you told Lao Tzu." ”

The younger brother took a bite of the egg custard and looked ahead with empty eyes: "Didn't I go to play with my sister a few days ago to see how she is doing." And then I got to know that ......."

When he said this, his eyes were filled with horror.

"Little Black Dragon."

The younger brother nodded silently, and then continued to look at the sky: "That night, she sneaked into my bed. ”

"Huh?" Gu Tao was shocked: "This kind of thing? Can you do it? How old are you? ”

"Dad, aren't we so popular?" The younger brother glanced at Gu Tao: "Do you know why I owe it?" It's genetic. ”

"You say, you say."

The younger brother sighed and took a sip of wine: "She pressed me in the bed and beat me." ”

Gu Tao was drinking beer, he couldn't hold back for a while, and burst out laughing: "Why did you hit you?" ”

"The way you are happy makes me feel more pain." The younger brother held his head in his little short hand: "She said, this is adaptive training. ”

"What...... What is adaptive training? ”

She said. The younger brother muttered, "She said that after she marries me, she will beat me as long as I don't behave, you know...... I'm not a sister, I can't beat her. ”

"Then we don't want her."

"Daddy, are you too naïve?" The younger brother sighed: "My sister patted her chest and made a package ticket, my life is over, do you know?" Finished! ”

Ah...... This is really a sad story, the little black dragon may not understand the meaning of the words "marry him", but the younger brother is clear, he can even imagine the ashes of his future life, it is a dragon.

"Later, after she beat me, she didn't let me scream, put one hand to my mouth, and told me that if I didn't agree, she would eat me raw, and she would breathe fire......" The younger brother's desperate expression became thicker and thicker, and his voice was full of crying: "She also said that when I grow up, she will take me into the cave." ”

Be...... The black dragon has this problem, and will take strange things into the cave.

"Forget it, don't mention it." The younger brother shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Actually, it's not that it's not without good things, it's just that this guy is too bad." ”

"Well, I know how bad she is." Gu Tao patted his younger brother's shoulder helplessly: "But don't think too much, at least she is beautiful enough, take it out to have face, and then go outside to find another one." ”

"Dad, do you hear what you say?"

"Why isn't it human?"

"Is this something that a father should tell his son? Your values have collapsed. The younger brother shook his head silently: "Actually, I took a fancy to Sister Bai, that sister is very good, kind and gentle, not fierce at all." ”

"This is easy to do, when you all grow up and think it's still suitable, I'll make the decision for you."

"They bundle and buy one get one free." The younger brother pondered for a moment: "This matter mainly depends on my sister, but my sister is stupid." ”

"You can't say it's stupid." Gu Tao thought for a while: "It's just not smart enough." ”

"yes, not smart enough." The younger brother clapped his hands: "Actually, it's not that Bei Bei is not good, it's just that she is not mature enough, in fact, she is also very cute, pink and tender like a little angel, and she has no bad intentions." ”

Gu Tao scratched his head: "You suddenly changed your words......"

Before he finished his words, a shadow suddenly flashed next to Gu Tao, and then a small thing that was a little big jumped out of nowhere and flew on his younger brother: "Husband!! ”

"Ah......h

Gu Tao raised his neck and looked around, thanks to no one at this time, and the boss happened to be in the kitchen, otherwise this Xiao Hei who suddenly teleported over would have to scare people to death......

"Don't you miss me!" The little black dragon hugged his younger brother's neck from behind: "Lao Tzu misses you." ”

The younger brother took a sip of milk, raised his head and glanced at Gu Tao, shook his head silently, and then suddenly changed his smiling face: "I miss you......"

Gu Tao was struck by lightning...... The appearance of his younger brother, how he looks familiar, but he can't remember where he has seen it......

"Wait." Gu Tao pinched the back of Xiao Hei's neck: "How did you come here?" What about parents? ”

Xiao Hei was actually jealous of Gu Tao, the back of her neck that was restrained by fate was actually irritable at first, but after seeing that it was Gu Tao, she was instantly coaxed, she hugged her brother and didn't let Gu Tao pick her up.

"I'm asking you!" Before Gu Tao could finish speaking, he heard a call from Xiu Ling.

"Babe lost her !!"

"Lost?" Gu Tao glanced at the little black dragon who was enjoying his brother's feeding: "How did you lose it?" ”

"Just now, I didn't take a good look at her for ten minutes, she swooped away, opened the magic array and ran away! What to do......"

"Hang up the phone first." Gu Tao smiled helplessly: "I'll open a video for you." ”

Soon, when Xiu Ling saw the little black dragon being fed by her younger brother, she suddenly became irritable and shouted, "Little rabbit cub!!! ”

Hearing the roar of the cultivator, the little black dragon trembled all over, and instantly stiffened there, not even daring to raise his head.

"Get back to Lao Tzu!! Don't wait for me to get you! ”

The frightened little black dragon held his brother's hand: "I'm going to be captured by the old witch, you have to remember to miss me......"

Gu Tao secretly turned on the sensitivity of the mobile phone microphone to the maximum.

"You're going to be scolded if you go back like this, right?"

"Hehehe, I'm not afraid of that old witch." The little black dragon whispered: "It's okay, I'll come to you secretly, think of me." ”

At this moment, the face of the cultivator in the video has turned pale, and he moved his neck and wrists, and he heard a gurgling sound through his mobile phone.

When the little black dragon left with other regrets, Gu Tao still didn't turn off the video, and after a while, there was a shocking sound of war drums from the other end, and the little black dragon cried and shouted for his mother, and the house was running around.

"It's a little distressing." The younger brother reached out and pressed the phone: "Although I know that she will be beaten in anyone's house like this, but...... It's better to be out of sight. ”

"You really have the potential to be a scumbag."

"Where, where." The younger brother waved his hand again and again: "It's just a family style." ”

"I'll kill you!" Gu Tao pulled a chopstick on his brother's arm: "I'm afraid you haven't been beaten, your skin is itchy!" ”

"Good! You win. The younger brother ducked aside: "I feel like I'm taking something that I shouldn't have to bear at my age." ”

Gu Tao sneered: "How did she find you?" As far as I know, only her master has a contract with her to ignore distance. ”

The younger brother silently lifted his pants, there was an extra tattoo on his calf, this tattoo was very similar to Xiuchen's but not exactly, Gu Tao didn't know what it was for, but he was basically sure that he and Xiao Heilong also signed a treaty to lose power and humiliate the country.

"What did you sign?"

"Twin Contract."

Pair...... Gu Tao slapped the table: "You're crazy!" Do you know how many years a black dragon can live? ”

"I don't know." The younger brother scratched his head: "How long?" ”

"Theoretically." Gu Tao held up a finger.

"A thousand?"

Gu Tao smiled: "One hundred thousand!" ”

Yes...... Gu Tao covered his forehead, Xiuchen signed a master-slave contract, and after Xiuchen died, the little black dragon was free, and he signed with his younger brother twins, twins! Living together, the longest lifespan of a black dragon is 100,000 years old! 100,000 ah!! At that time, human beings were still primitive people!

"Can I cancel it?"

"I don't know, I'll ask." Gu Tao suddenly smiled and patted his younger brother's head: "In view of your performance, I decided to beat you up." ”

"Why? Why did you beat me up......

"One is that you are not big or small, and the other is that you are fooling around." Gu Tao grabbed his younger brother's ear, and slapped three hundred yuan on the table: "Let's go, big children on rainy days, idle are idle." ”

That night, Gu Tao found the little black dragon, and when he inquired and learned that the twin contract could not be canceled, he was irritable, but after thinking about it, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, and worrying about this is a fart, anyway, he can't see it, and he can't see how miserable his younger brother will be in the future, this is his own sin, no wonder others.

But because of the existence of this contract, my younger brother wants to kiss me with other girls in the name of a business trip in the future, and my dream is afraid that it will be completely cold, so it's okay...... The old Gu family in the province has a scumbag, which is called the unhappiness of the family.

"Take care of this guy in the future!" Gu Tao pointed to the little black dragon and said to Xiu Ling: "She is the kind of scourge that makes her uncomfortable if she doesn't cause something. ”