On this day, Da Bao and Er Bao pestered Yan Xun and Ming Xiu to go out of the palace to play, and when they came back, they jumped up and ran to Hua Mian and asked a question that made her jaw drop.

At that time, Hua Mian was hoeing grass in the jasmine garden, and Da Bao and Er Bao scrambled to say: "Mother, what is Double Fly?" ”

It was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, which shook Hua Myanmar's subordinates, and a hoe broke a jasmine that was growing just right. I don't know whether she feels sorry for this flower, or is angry that they said this, she gritted her teeth and threw away the hoe, stood up and said with a cold face: "Where did you hear this?" With a flicker of her eyes, she saw Yan Xun and Ming Xiu fleeing as thieves, and she shouted angrily, "You two stop me!" ”

The two of them paused, looked at each other and continued to walk away. Hua Mian was suddenly annoyed, and teleported forward to stop them and pulled them back, "You can explain to me today, where did they learn this, and let me have a long insight." ”

Yan Xun coughed dryly twice and said, "What the children overheard, you ignore them, why bother to take it seriously?" ”

Hua Mian looked them up and down for a long time, and saw that their hairs stood up, and Fang said coolly: "You went to the Qinglou and accidentally bumped into the scene of Shuangfei, I don't know if my guess is right?" ”

Yan Xun immediately said seriously: "Look at what you said, how could we go to that kind of place." ”

"Oh?" Hua Mian raised her eyebrows, "Could it be that I guessed wrong?" ”

"That's nature."

Hua Mian said thoughtfully: "Didn't you bump into someone else, so you went into battle in person?" When two people play with a girl, are you too short of money or do you feel that life is too boring and you need to seek some excitement? ”

What kind of logic is this? Clearly change the concept! Yan Xun was stunned and said with a frightened face: "You can't talk nonsense, if my lady knows, I'm afraid I won't even have the opportunity to kneel tofu." ”

"Kneeling tofu?" Hua Mian turned to look at Ming Xiu, "His lady still has this hobby?" ”

Ming Xiu nodded seriously and said, "Isn't it?" At first, his wife liked to let him kneel on the washboard, kneel tiles, and kneel durian. When he got tired of playing these methods, he let him kneel to lay eggs, kneel and break them one and eat them raw. Later, he came up with the idea of kneeling tofu, and he ate as much as he kneeled. ”

Hua Mian looked at Yan Xun with interest: "You husband and wife are quite interesting in the boudoir." ”

Yan Xun said with a bitter face: "If you think this is boudoir love, then you might as well let your man try it too." ”

Hua Mian said appreciatively: "This method can be used for reference. ”

Yan Xun wasted no time in saying, "Then we won't disturb you and your husband to enjoy the pleasure of the boudoir, and say goodbye." As he spoke, he pulled Ming Xiu and left.

Hua Mian hurriedly stopped them and said, "I haven't finished my words yet, if you dare to escape, I will tell your lady what you did today, and see how they clean you up." ”

The two of them immediately stopped their steps, turned around and looked at her helplessly, and said in unison, "How can we do anything bad?" ”

Hua Mian said as a matter of course: "You take Dabao and Erbao to places that are inappropriate for children, not to do bad things, but to do good deeds and accumulate virtues?" ”

"Wronged!" Yan Xun said with an aggrieved face, "We just took the two of them to drink tea, listen to plays, catch butterflies, and fly kites, why are they not suitable for children?" ”

"Oh? Where did they hear the word 'double fly'? You won't tell me that this 'double fly' means butterflies both flying, right? ”

Ming Xiu took her words and said, "It's true that we haven't been to those places that are inappropriate for children, but when we were drinking tea in a teahouse, someone saw that they were good-looking and looked quite similar, so they asked if they were twins. Dabao and Erbao, the two unconscious, not only gave them a positive answer, but also showed off their fathers. The twin brothers actually have two fathers, which is very lively, and immediately attracted everyone's onlookers. What's damn is that people actually regard Yan Xun and I as their fathers, saying that we really know how to play, and we also play Shuangfei, I don't know how beautiful their mother is, and they can let us serve a wife. ”

Hua Mian's face was hot, and he said, "So that's the case, then what, what do you say?" ”

Ming Xiu continued: "We didn't want to deal with them, but Dabao and Erbao proudly told them that their mothers have six husbands, and there are even more people watching the excitement now." It took a lot of effort for us to get out of everyone's entanglement. ”

Hua Mian looked at Dabao and Erbao who were looking at her with admiration on the side, and sighed in her heart, it seems that they should be educated and educated well, and they can't say anything. But for now, we must first fool the problem of "double flying". She smiled at them and said amiably: "Double flying is one person flying with two people." However, this is quite difficult, and not everyone can do it. ”

didn't think about it, Dabao and Erbao's eyes lit up after hearing this, and they both said that their father could do it. That's not all, the headache is that they ended up arguing over whose father was more powerful. Dabao said that Zili can carry six of their brothers and sisters to fly in the sky alone, which is much more powerful than double flying. Erbao said that Ling Yue could also take the six of them to fly in the sky, and also took his mother and relatives outside, and called it "Seven Fly", and took it for granted that "Seven Fly" was better than "Six Fly".

Hua Mian looked at Yan Xun and Ming Xiu, who were even more speechless than her, speechlessly, and then the three of them dispersed tacitly, leaving the two seven-year-old dolls to continue to fight for their father there.

After going to bed at night, Zili whispered in Hua Mian's ear: "I heard that you like double flying? ”

Hua Mian said in surprise: "Who said that?" ”

"Dabao."

"What did he say?"

"He said that you said that Shuangfei is quite difficult, not everyone does it, but he only likes to take me and Ling Yue Shuangfei, because the two of us are the most skilled. What, now you want to try something new? Why don't I reluctantly fulfill your wish? ”

At this moment, Hua Mian only felt that the crows in the sky were flying, and he couldn't say a word for a long time. Listen to him again: "Is it really me and Ling Yue's best skills among the few of us?" ”

Hua Myanmar stammered.

Zili said again: "Then who is more powerful than me and Ling Yue?" ”

Hua Mian couldn't bear it anymore and said, "If you say one more word, you will kneel tofu for me." ”