Qianlong thought about the garden and stirred up You Mingtang cleanly, although he didn't blame it, he also felt happy. When I returned to the Yanxun Mountain Pavilion, I was still stunned by the window. Fu Heng and Ji Yun didn't dare to leave without following the order, and they didn't dare to ask, so they had to stand side by side beside the gauze drawer like puppets, staring at Qianlong from time to time.

"If only the emperor could really be like the emperor in the play, how good it would be!" After a long time, Qianlong sighed and said, "- If you have something to do and start playing, you can retreat from the court with nothing to do, you can reward you as you want, and you can spend money as you want." He smiled a little disappointedly, "It's a pity, those are all faint kings, the kings of the dead country—this is what the Holy Grandfather has said to me many times, and it is also the feeling of his old man." Now that I think about it, it's like a dream. He looked out blankly, pursed his dry lips, didn't say anything, gently rolled the Old Summer Palace plan with both hands, rolled it up, handed it to Fu Heng, and then said: "Give it to the household department, send a decree to them, and allocate silver taels by half every year according to the original number." This Yumeido! Alas...... I had planned to spend my lifetime watching the ...... that had repaired this garden," he shook his head and smiled bitterly, and the words left unspoken. Fu Heng pondered and said with a smile: "The minister thinks that there is no need to rebuild the new garden, now there are the Old Summer Palace, Changchun Garden, Xiyuan, and Xihaizi, connect them, and the scale will be Wei, for the grand view, expand and repair the terrain, and re-decorate the Western scenery, you can save a lot of silver, and those that have been repaired can be used immediately - repair year by year, use year by year, the general name is still called the Old Summer Palace, which is affordable and has a small momentum." Otherwise, if You Mingtang didn't speak, and when he couldn't stand spending money, the imperial historians swarmed up, which would be a loss of dignity in the court. ”

As soon as he said this, Qianlong became happy again and said, "Just according to Fu Lao Liu's meaning." I'll make a decision about repairing the garden. Because you, the ministers in charge, must not agree. Sure enough, Zhang Tingyu and Ortai are deaf, and you are dumb with your relatives. What you say now is that you not only think of my heart, but also take care of the people below, it is really the best of both worlds. You are in the year of your establishment, seven years younger than your parents, and you are in the prime of life and your mind is smart. Ji Yun was busy joking and laughing, and said: "The master talked about 'standing', I remembered a joke, Yin Jishan presided over Nanfu, and the question 'stood at thirty', and there was a winter show before he started to speak, saying, 'Today is to know that the ancients are weak in qi, and they can only stand up and govern their voices until thirty'." Yin Jishan called him, and he also argued, saying, "Is the sage's original words still wrong? Yin Jishan said, "According to what you say, if you know the destiny of heaven at fifty, you will be able to tell fortunes, and if you are sixty eared, you must be ......deaf before you are sixty years old." The characters of this dynasty, the story of this dynasty, you can enter the 'laughing forest'! Some people also said that the poem that Ji Yun gave to Tang'er soup cake feast, I also laughed so much that my stomach hurt! Fu Heng was busy and funny to make Qianlong happy, and said with a smile: "Later, I asked Tang'er, and Tang'er also smiled backwards. Tang'er is a sensible woman, if she encounters the kind of foolish lady Xiao Lu, she may not be able to make a fuss! Qianlong asked, "Xiao Lu?" Who is Xiao Lu? ”

"It turned out that the miscellaneous servants of the Military Aircraft Department were elected to be county commanders. The master still remembers Liu Kang's case, and he is a witness. Fu Heng said with a smile: "Later, when he was sentenced to Zhengzhou Prefecture, Xiao Lu wanted to contact his colleagues, and it was inconvenient to come forward, so he asked his wife Xiao Si'er to set the table for a treat, and invited Mrs. Zhizhou, Mrs. Dianshi and Mrs. Chang. The four women sat together, and the fourth child asked each of them for their surnames. The wife of the chief official is surnamed Wu, the wife of Zhizhou is surnamed Qi, and the wife of the classic history is surnamed Lu. Before he raised his chopsticks, Xiao Si'er was already furious, and he kicked the wine bottle on the table and said: 'I am in my mother's house, your surname is "Five" (Wu), her surname is "Liu" (Lu), and her surname is "Seven" (Qi), so wow, they are all older than me! If there is one more, is it not the surname "eight"? I was so angry that I left the guest and went back to the back room to sulk! ”

As soon as the words fell, Qianlong squirted out a sip of tea with a "poof", Ji Yun bowed down and trembled with laughter, and asked, "What happened later?" "Later, he became known as a 'confused four'." Fu Heng said with a smile, "Xiao Lu is a mediocre person with great blessings, and later he was promoted to Nanjing Tongzhi, in order to celebrate his promotion, because his wife was confused, Xiao Lu personally accompanied him this time, and invited all the constitutional relatives, including Mrs. Jiangnan Zhensi, Mrs. Nanjing Dao, and Mrs. Nanjing City Gate." He has worked in the military aircraft department, has a big face, and there is a group of grandmothers and wives under him, and he has set up two large tables. I invited the best chef in the Old Town God's Temple, and it was very sumptuous and lively. Accompany the guests to the moment and wait for the host and guest. The first one was the lady of the Daotai, who sat in the second place, and then the city gate led the lady to come, and sat firmly in the third place. This is the same as officialdom, whoever is the big man sits in the chief. The older the official, the later he arrived, which is also a natural reason, and one or twenty pairs of eyes looked at the door of the flower hall, all waiting for Zhang Qiuming's mother-in-law to come.

"One moment someone came and said, 'Mrs. Zhenxian is here!' All the women stood up and greeted each other with smiles. Xiao Lu and the confused Si'er hurriedly greeted each other, and the stars surrounded Zhang Qiuming's house in the middle like the moon, and said a few cars of flattery. Mrs. Zhang was wearing a three-grade command uniform, and she seemed to be talking to everyone without smiling, and suddenly when she looked up, she saw Mrs. Cheng Gate Leader sitting in the third place, and her face changed color. As if he wanted to turn back, he hesitated again and glared at Si'er fiercely.

"The confused Si'er thought that she was disgusted at the city gate for leading his wife for being lazy, and hurriedly said, 'Mrs. Xian is here, why are you still sitting arrogantly and don't even understand the rules?' The woman only smiled and said nothing. ”

Speaking of this, Qianlong already understood, and said with a smile: "This woman must be under her umbrella, and Mrs. Zhang Qiuming's family dares to be her slave?" ”

"The master guesses it!" Fu Heng smiled, "This woman is Tang'er's sister!" Zhang Qiuming's woman is her family's clothed slave, and she is the lady of Shangxian and a slave, so she is very embarrassed at the moment. Mrs. Zhang Qiuming was busy removing the edict suit. Everyone thought she was going to sit down, but she timidly walked up to the lady at the city gate, blushed, bowed down like a candle, and said, 'Master is auspicious, the servant has given you a greeting!' This made everyone stunned.

"About this Mrs. Zhang Qiuming's ordinary popularity is not good, Tang'er's sister intends to be mean in public, and she doesn't shout, saying, 'I also rarely have you to come to say goodbye. Today is the hospitality of Master Xiao's family, reward you for dinner, look at his face, you are sitting. ’

This time everyone was suddenly in chaos, the first seat could not be arranged, in terms of official position, among the three, the city gate leader was the smallest, but the wife of the largest official was her minion. Xiao Lu and the others were flustered for a while, and they didn't know how to mediate. Tang'er's sister said, 'Since he is a big man, she sits on the head, and I will avoid it!' As he spoke, he got up. Mrs. Na Si took a few steps on her knees and pleaded to the people, 'How dare I sit when my master is here?' You sit, I'll wait by the side......' said, so aggrieved that tears flowed together.

So the public pushed Tang'er's sister to sit in the first seat, and Zhang Qiuming's family stood on the side in green clothes, like a slave, sent her a chopstick and poured wine, held a bowl and handed a towel to wait, and asked her to toast everyone for a while. In the end, she is the wife of a provincial and Taiwanese official, and the provincial officials are not afraid to salute when they see her man. I can't afford to toast like this, and even Xiao Lu and his family are like sitting on pins and needles, blindly busy, and socializing. Sister Tang'er is a sloppy person, but no one chews on the case. After a feast, everyone sweats profusely in the winter. Tang'er's sister was happy, the confused four children were panicked, Mrs. Zhang was stupid, and everyone was confused...... For this festival, Xiao Lu went to the Yamen of Zhensi three times to make amends, but in the end he offended Zhang Qiuming, and he didn't make up for the shortcomings. ”

After Fu Heng finished telling this story, Qianlong only smiled and said, "This is a farce, and Tang'er's sister is also excessive, but this is the rule, and no one can do it." Now that the country has been founded for a long time, some of the heroes and nobles have fallen into the middle of the road, some have become the handlebar type, and some are mourners. There are also those who carry sundries on the docks. The minions have big official positions, and they are swaggering through the market, they feel uncomfortable, and when they meet, how can they not be angry? Last time, the Ministry of Industry Shangshu Gao Keji came to cry, he sat in a sedan chair through Zhengyang Gate, and met the second son of the previous master's family carrying wheat, and scolded him in front of thousands of people to get off the sedan chair, saying: "The second master is tired of carrying wheat, give me a massage and massage it, and carry the wheat back to the house for the second master!" He had no choice but to beat his master's back and legs in public, and find someone to carry wheat to his home...... Speaking of which, this is the ancestral family law, and the etiquette should be like this. In fact, I hate the flag-bearers for not being angry. Since the beating of the Holy Ancestors, we have paid attention to their livelihood. The land was divided for them to plant, and they sold; Deducted their imperial grain, and they made the gentlemen in the court to come to the emperor and shout against the sky, and they became a large group of scoundrels who ate white food! "Say it and sigh. Fu Heng knows that Qianlong has a deeper unspeakable hidden in this: since the 46th year of Kangxi, the imperial court has rectified the flag affairs, and has repeatedly failed, so it has intervened in the political dispute between the flag affairs. The "parties" have curryed favor with the flag bearers and rallied their forces, but instead of doing a good job of the flag work, they have drawn tigers and dogs, which have become worse and worse, and they have become more and more unable to get rid of them, and they have become a chronic disease that no one dares to provoke. Fu Heng thought about it and said with a smile: "Master, don't be too anxious about this, this is a pot of raw rice, and there is no good plan for a while." The banner people started by fighting wars, and they have been peaceful for so long, and they have become the children of heroes, and those who are smart and have changed careers are still prosperous and rich. When people are poor, what can't they do? This kind of thing has happened in all dynasties, Liu Xiu is the emperor's family, so much so that he sells rice; Liu Bei is also an emperor, so much so that he sells straw sandals, what is the difference between the front and the back? ”

"I sometimes think deeply at night, and I hate the people who are not angry, playing with bird cages, stringing teahouses, feeding fat dogs, planting pomegranate trees—and I am afraid that there will be fewer cubs! Thinking about himself as a man, what is the law? Qianlong looked helpless, clapped his hands and said, "Last time, the sixteenth uncle, Prince Lao Zhuang and the fourteenth uncle, went in to greet Lafayette, and I took a step back, and the words had already been spoken in front of me - the queen mother said that there were dozens of royal families who were not on mission, and the family could not open the pot - it was not Yunlu who was talking behind his back?" - The Queen Mother, her old man, you know, as long as someone complains, she is very anxious, and when she sees me, she will say, if the court is short of money, she would rather be thrifty, don't let the flag people and the royal family be wronged, and insist on giving the flag people five dollars of silver every month! ”

This has actually entered the discussion of government affairs, Ji Yun saw Fu Heng frowning and groaning, and said: "This is the kindness of the Queen Mother, there are poor people in the royal family, and they should be taken care of naturally, and they should be regarded as household affairs, and they should not be mixed with national politics." The flag slave is not familiar with it, but the slave knows that the flag man is not because of lack of money, but because he is spoiled, and the more he increases, the more he has an appetite, and he still has to find a way to make a living. Being able to support oneself is. ”

Ji Yun said, Fu Heng was already thinking about it, and suddenly he had an idea and said, "It's impossible to arrange errands for them." Since he can't study and become an official, he can't fish and plough and study, and he is ashamed to do business, now Jinchuan and Jinchuan have military affairs, and they can recruit from the bannermen. "I'm afraid this ......" Qianlong sucked his lips, as if he was a little troubled, "who will train them?" These banner slaves can't do things, and their arrogant ability is still not small, who is willing to be such a wicked person to manage this group of iron-headed monkeys? Fu Heng smiled: "The slave naturally knows." The bottom three are extremely poor banner people, and they can also talk to a prince when they climb three and pull five. But when it comes to the root, it is the emperor's determination, and if you have a determination, the slave will have a way! ”

"Why is it so difficult to make this determination?" Qianlong frowned, his heart was very happy, and he waved his fan and said, "In the rebellion of the three feudatories, the Holy Ancestor used the Confucian general Zhou Pei to determine the rebellion of Chahar and Prince Nibuhr, and he used the bannermen in Beijing to disperse. But now it is no more corrupt than back then, the flag people are more corrupt, who is today's Zhou Peigong?! He was suddenly excited, "Fight, there is something to fight!" The big and small Jinchuan are just the beginning, and I want to make a stable territory of 10,000 miles this day! If you start a war, you can cure all kinds of diseases, and the tired and lazy disease of the banner people will be cured! ”

"The flag man is angry or not, it is related to the fortune of the country, this matter, the emperor has a mind, and the slave has to say a word: you can't change your mind! If you change your mind halfway, it will be difficult to rectify it in the future! ”

"I don't change my mind! I know it's hard to get, but it's not hard to be determined. Don't you hear that man will win over the sky, and the sky will also win over the man! Qianlong's eyes were shining, his face was flushed, and he threw a fan to get up and wander, "If you can raise soldiers with war, and then revitalize, you can be worthy of the ancestors and ancestors, and the children and grandchildren!" Fu Heng, I see that you have the ambition to be my Zhou Peigong, but I have more important responsibilities for you, and I don't want you to send troops to release the horse again. You are in charge of this matter, and you will recommend someone to me. Fu Heng almost didn't think about it, and immediately replied: "The slave thinks that Li Shiyao can handle this errand. Although the Battle of Jinchuan was frustrated, the vitality of the army was not damaged, and the merits of Li Shuyao and Xiao Lu were indispensable. Qianlong smiled and asked, "Xiao Lu, isn't it the one you just told the joke?" Ji Yun said with a smile: "That's gossip in daily life, and it doesn't hurt Xiao Lu's festival." This person is very careful in handling errands, not afraid of trouble, not caring about trivialities, and not listening to the four children hitting the wooden clock, and he is still a good official. Qianlong shook his head and said: "Li Shiyao can't do it, he is a Han member, and he can't hold down the position at all." ”

Fu Heng lowered his head and thought about it, and said, "Then Ah Gui is good." He took 23 people into the bandits to rescue the hostages, which shows his bravery. Qingfu Dajinchuan defeat, all the armies were damaged, but the 3,000 old and weak tired soldiers he brought with him returned with all the troops, and saw his wisdom, he was a person who could be of great use. ”

"I'm also optimistic about this Gui. That's him! Qianlong paced leisurely, a smile on his face. Li Shiyao is a good person, he is a jinshi who I personally took it! But the temperament seems to be a little restless. If he went to Gansu to be a political envoy, it was a huge and trivial envoy, and all parties had to entertain, and he would grind him again. This is the same as Qian Du, Qian Du will still be in charge of finances in the future, and now he will be put in the Legal Department of the Criminal Department, and he will be in prison to learn the law, so that he knows how to be cautious. He rectified the copper politics in Yunnan, and although the envoy did a good job, I seemed to be too rigid inside. When he said this, Fu and Ji both admired it inexplicably, and Ji Yun sighed: "Use it because of your talent, teach it because of your people, and it's a great emperor!" Qianlong only smiled and said, "This matter is like this, it is not finalized." A letter was sent to tell the ministers of the kings in Beijing, and the ministers of military aircraft discussed it together, and then made the draft decree clear. Now we have to do two things well, one is to take care of the Mongolian kings, and we must not neglect Eastern Mongolia, and the four princes of Western Mongolia must treat each other as guests. The second thing is to arrange the autumn festival. The prince of Horqin held the Naadam Conference, and the Mongolian princes sent people, horse racing, wrestling and many famous halls, and paid attention to selecting a few Mongolian warriors to be guards. Fu Heng, you are the Minister of Military Aircraft and the Minister of Guards, you have to worry more about this matter. ”

Qianlong said a word, Fu Heng bowed down and said "yes", and said at the end: "Qian Du has arrived in Rehe, do you want to ask him to hand over the sign to meet him?" Qianlong said: "Tomorrow's two feasts, there is no time, the day after tomorrow I will take the queen to see the garden here, Xiaolan came in and waited for the pen and ink to write a living note, and I can't see anyone." The day after tomorrow, see him first, and let him hear the will at all times. Ji Yun, you are now the military aircraft Da Zhangjing, but your official position is just a minister. The queen also said last time that Ji Yun should be pulled up, and there will be a grace in the near future, and you will be promoted to the waiter of the Ministry of Rites, and you are still walking in the military aircraft. There was a Gao Shiqi in front of him, who advanced to level seven in a row, but Wanfu was damaged and almost didn't end up. Therefore, you must be careful to handle errands, and you must have an identity in front of the subordinate officials. Humor is good, and I like it, and if something is abused, people should be scorned. You answered You Mingtang today, only then did you see the style of a real minister, so you should do it yourself. The matter of "Siku Quanshu", now you have to pay attention to the spare time, pay attention to the books without me talking, pay attention to the talent is more important, you don't seem to have paid attention to it. Last time, I said that I also want to open a liberal Confucian department, and you will also handle this mission. See what I mean? ”

"Minister...... Got it! Listening to Qianlong's words, Ji Yun was already hot in his heart, and he was so moved that he burst into tears, and his voice trembled slightly: "The young man is conceited, arrogant and uninhibited, thinking that Buyi can be proud of the son of heaven and slow minister." The Holy Monarch of Personnel is known to be profound and all-encompassing. The knowledge of the ministers is all in the tolerance of the Holy Lord. Today, You Mingtang accuses the ministers of academic impurity, which is really a target. Inheriting the lord's admonition in this way, the ministers should be more cautious, and serve the monarch and the country with sincerity and solemnity. Be a courtier under the command of the Holy Monarch who understands the matter, dare not be vigilant and careful! ”

Qianlong laughed and said: "Say the four words of sincerity, respect and solemnity, and you will be worthy of a good minister!" I don't want you to change your temper and become a cautious person, and that's not my intention. Yuyun, with the doctor's words, such as the paragraphs, and the next doctor's words, eloquent, this is just a measure, for example, the master is sad and bored, you Zhou Zhou is saying "Analects" to me, isn't it boring and boring? This only pays attention to a heart, with respect and fear, with Zhuang with harmony, no matter how you do it, it will not exceed the etiquette. You didn't go too far in the past, but I didn't cherish it extraordinarily, and after a few words of advice, it became a perfect pattern! After that, he waved his hand and said: "You kneel down, Fu Heng will leave the tribute slips from the princes and the ministers in the mainland." Ming'er, you will hand the sign in. ”

"Yes." The two of them saluted Qianlong respectfully, Fu Heng took out a piece of paper from his sleeve and held it to Qianlong, knelt down with Ji Yun and kowtowed, got up and hit another thousand, and then bowed down and withdrew from the Yanxun Mountain Pavilion.

After the two of them withdrew, Qianlong saw that it was the end of Shen when the bell was ringing, and he stretched out his muscles and bones a little, and came out of the wall behind the main hall of the Yanxun Mountain Pavilion, but it was another courtyard next door to the Buddha Hall. The middle pond rockery, across a stream, the living water around the corridor through the house. The surrounding houses are surrounded by corridors, and there are large glass windows in the vermilion fence, and cicada wing veils are hung inside. Qianlong's concubines all live in this courtyard, the east chamber lives in the Chunfei Wang's, and the main hall in the north hangs the plaque of "quiet clouds and deep depth", which is the main hall where the queen lives. There are also more than a dozen rooms in the west chamber, where the noble concubines Nala and Gao Jia live. These two people are usually lively, and there are countless birds, cats and dogs in their palace in Beijing, but the queen loves quiet, and she lives in a courtyard, and she has to stay in a house. Nala's, Gao Jia's and Wang's were all playing cards in Gao Jia's room, Wang's eyes were sharp, and he saw Qianlong coming in with Wang Li, and said busily: "The master is here!" "I got off the kang after deceiving myself. Nala and Gao Jia were also busy throwing cards and going down the kang, the whole sideburns and vibrating clothes tended out, and they quickly approached the Danqi of Jingyoutang and knelt down, and the warbler said to please be safe: "The master is auspicious!" ”

"Get up!" Qianlong nodded with a smile, nodded with a fan, and asked, "You are playing cards and telling fortunes again - where is your master?" Wang, you are in charge of the kitchen, how much food did the queen eat tonight? Wang got up with the crowd, squatted Shuangfu'er and replied: "The master is very happy today, I have two spring rolls, a bowl of japonica rice porridge, and it is fragrant, saying that the slave's side dishes are well mixed!" After eating, he said that he wanted to check his brothers' homework, and called them in - listen, this is teaching them to speak Chinese! Qianlong listened carefully, and sure enough, someone in the Dongnuan Pavilion was talking, but he couldn't hear it clearly, so he walked inside and said with a smile: "The queen only likes Zheng Er's dishes, and I think it's normal, but I love to eat your meal." Why, did you learn the craft from Zheng Er? ”

Wang pursed his lips and smiled, and whispered: "The master is actually an immortal, and he can guess it!" Zheng Er told me, don't pass on anything else, only mix side dishes, use some bean curd for everything, and mix some ingredients in the bean curd that other people can't think of, so Niang Niang loves to use ......" stopped at this point. Qianlong stopped, smiled and whispered: "The law doesn't pass on six ears?" Whisper to me! Wang Shi rolled his hand into a trumpet shape and whispered: "A spoonful of peppercorn syrup." Gao Jia and Nala both felt that she was arrogant, and they looked at each other and pursed their lips. With Qianlong coming in, the Empress Fucha had already been reported and personally welcomed out of the warm pavilion. Qianlong Guo saw that the eldest brother Yonghuang, the third elder brother Yongzhang, and the fourth elder brother were all kneeling in front of the kang, and a tall nurse was holding the queen's second son Yongcong and standing proudly by the kang; She was ordered, holding the queen's delicate son Yongcong, and seeing that no one had to kneel, she had this pride. Seeing Qianlong sitting down, Lai Nizi hurriedly wrung a hot towel from behind the gauze drawer, poured another cup of tea and carefully placed it on the Qingyu case. Qianlong took a closer look at the palace maid introduced by Tang'er, and said with a smile: "No wonder it's called Lai Niang, these eyes are really called spirit-let go?" Are you still used to it? ”

"Back to the master," Lai Niang squatted deeply, Qianlong praised her a little blushing, smiled, and said: "It's a little unaccustomed to only putting your feet on your head, and walking is too light." The next day, I stretched my whole body, and the words of the master and mother were still good! After saying that, he took a few sour jujubes that were as red as agate and threw them into the cup, and said: "This is the most nourishing and calming the nerves, listen to the master Niangniang, the master sees that the fold is too sleepy, and often has insomnia, you try ......this" Qianlong saw that she looked childish, still in the child, because of a smile: "It's so big, I know how to feel sorry for the master, good!" The people here listened, she is still young, she can't stay up all night, don't be embarrassed for her! Fucha smiled: "No one dares to be embarrassed!" Last night she pinched my waist, dozed off and curled up in my arms and fell asleep, like a kitten, touching and waking up, very spiritual! ”

After laughing for a while, Qianlong asked his brothers, "I've been busy for a while, and I haven't had time to check my homework." Zhang Zhao is old, you moved to Zongxue to study, I heard that Yongzhang also learned to sing Tsing Yi, Yonghui learned to copper hammer? You're really good! At your age, I have to practice kung fu for two hours a day, and the guards are not my opponents, and I have to read and write for four hours, how can I have fun? Be careful, Ming'er I asked the guards to make a fool of you and make a fool of yourself in public! The queen hurriedly rounded the field for them and said: "Yongzhang and Yonghui are still good, follow the Tai Supervision, go to school every day, and now they can memorize the four books." It is the third son of the sixteenth uncle's family who sings Tsing Yi, and the fourth child of his fifth uncle's family who sings the copper hammer. The subordinates also have the name of 'the third and fourth', so they are mixed. There are nine kinds of dragons in Zongxue, and there are turtles and turtles. When I returned to Beijing, I naturally asked for cooking, and the clan brothers within three suits should still find a good master and study in Yuqing Palace. It's not that I haven't read a serious book, but I have a dandy smell, so what's good? Qianlong snorted with a blank face and said, "Shu also wants to hear your Chinese (Manchu), Yongzhang, you say first: Buda, what is Buda?" ”

"Back to the emperor, Buda is rice."

"Where's the palace?"

"Ordo."

"Cunning man."

"Shakshan."

"How do you pronounce love?"

"Ghosh."

"Where's Barley?"

“……”

"Where's the millet?"

“……”

"Cloth, how do you pronounce cloth?" Qianlong's face became a little ugly, and as soon as he turned around to get tea, Yongjing pushed his brother and muttered a whisper, turned around Yongzhang and said, "Back to Amma, the cloth is 'lacquer'!" Qianlong sneered: "There are still difficult brothers and brothers here who collude and cheat, and they are eager to learn!" You're better than him, what's purring? Yonghui hurriedly said: "My son knows that he is wrong, and he is snoring on the back of his hand." ”

"Where's the pearl?"

"Nichukh."

"Uzhu?"

"Head."

"Tsara?"

"Flask."

"Alepjin?"

"Allejin...... Alekjin, ah, Alejin......" Yonghui scratched his head, raised his eyebrows and tried his best to remember, suddenly his eyes lit up, and said: "Yes-salmon!" Qianlong sneered and asked, "Esen, how do you read Esen?" Yongjing said with some hesitation: "Meat trough basin! ”

"You guys are talking nonsense here!"

Qianlong was originally angry, but he gave his two sons a thrill, and his heart jumped up, and he slapped his palm on the case with a "bang", and slapped a jade ring to pieces: "Gramaru, Geely vent your voice!" (i.e., bastard), remember to pour a lot of wine and meat! What is Solojish? Tell me all! ”

"Yes...... It's ......" The two sons were so frightened that their faces were as white as paper, and they couldn't say a word when they touched their heads.

"Solojishi is difficult to cultivate, and Esen is 'peace'!" Qianlong glared at his two sons, thinking that their "Manchu" was all eating wine in front of the "meat trough basin", studying a little indiscriminately, and hated them more and more, gritting his teeth and saying: "Barley is 'Muji', Alejin is 'fame', and millet is 'Yila'!" Just know the salmon in the meat trough pot! - Get out! He was so frightened that Xiao Yongcong's calf in the nurse's arms kicked tightly, and he cried loudly with a "wow", and Yongxuan and Yongjing kowtowed and tiptoed away.

When the nurse coaxed Yongcong to sleep, the queen saw that Qianlong was so angry that she waved her fan, and said softly: "Your Majesty, why do you bother, the children have already learned their mistakes, and give them a time to make amends." Originally, how many Manchus still speak Chinese? Ortai was the best speaker, and his three boys were ignorant when they asked, and he was so angry that he fainted. In fact, if you want to ask about the Four Books and the Five Classics, you still know a lot. Compared to those fallen flag people outside, who still learns Chinese? Besides, the two noble lords are in front of them, and they also have to save some dignity for their sons...... "It was easy to persuade Qianlong to dissipate his breath and sigh: "Alas...... Isn't it for their good? Their brother was too comfortable, when he and the holy grandfather, he was only six years old, and he got up every day at four times, not only learning Chinese, Mongolian, Korean, Japanese, but also Hokkien, Siamese, and Burmese. What's wrong with this now, cockfighting, lackeys, stringing alleys, meeting friends, really talking to the folks, one mile is not as good as one mile...... You are also worried about this. When the child is older, it is important to discipline it, and it is most important to prevent it from getting worse. He pointed to Yongcong, who was breastfeeding with his head arched: "He is a little older, and he is the same." This is the ancestral motto of our Qing Dynasty. No, in the future, he will make a bunch of rotten sheep-headed princes, just like Qianming, he will only eat, drink, and have children, which is amazing. Zhang'er and Jue'er have good qualifications, don't they want to make jade? In the future, I will be a good king, so that I can assist this child! Tell them that they will learn Manchu within a year and be able to write in Chinese, otherwise, even Baylor will not ban them! Hearing Qianlong say this, the concubines felt that their kindness was undiminished, and they all returned to their colors, and hurriedly squatted down and said: "The slaves and maids understand that the emperor is teaching them to be adults, and there is no meaning to be embarrassed, the slaves and maids must say these words to their hearts, and they will be a Taiping King who protects the prince in the future!" Seeing Qianlong's pale face, the queen smiled and said: "From Beijing to Chengde, the emperor has not met his sons, and when he sees it today, he will have a thunder and fire attack!" At this time, you have calmed down, and I would like to advise you, you see that the courtiers are much more patient than the first emperor. Although he is a strict father, isn't his own body and bones tighter? - Scared a child out of tears. ”

"This is also the ancestral family law." Qianlong said with a smile, "The Holy Grandfather hugged me, but he didn't hug the first emperor, the first emperor never hugged me, he hugged Yonglian and them, and I will be the same, and if I have a grandson in the future, I will also hug me." Knee to get grandchildren, knees to hug children, you know? - By the way, there is another good thing, I said I showed it to you, and I forgot about it when I lost my temper. As he spoke, he took out a stack of paper from his sleeve and said, "This is a collection of tribute orders from Western and Eastern countries, as well as Mongolian princes." You see, some of the desirable or rewarding people should be left, and the rest except for the rewarding people should be put into the warehouse. If you put it into storage and then transfer it out, it will be troublesome, and you have to keep a file to attract people's attention. With that, he handed the paper to the queen. When Fucha looked at it, he saw that it was written:

739 large coral beads, 200 large mirrors, 240 pieces of amber, 150 pieces of large doro velvet, 1,000 pieces of medium doro velvet, 40 collared bird feather satin, 40 pieces of green satin, 80 pieces of new machine satin, 120 pieces of medium satin, 50 pieces of white miscellaneous soft cloth, 150 pieces of fine weaving, 300 pieces of fine weaving, 300 pieces of white wool cloth, 300 pieces of white wool cloth, 15 large chiming bells, 10 large glass lamps, 10 candlesticks, 10 hanging glass jars, 181 cloves, 30 quintals of borneol, 320 pounds of sweet nutmeg, 40 urns of gold-inlaid small boxes, 10 roses, flower oil, sandalwood oil, osmanthus oil, 10 cans of wine, 20 barrels of elephant ivory, 20 gold-inlaid horses, 10 fine horses, 10 colored belts, 200 fine horses, 27 fine horses, 100 fine birds, 10 gold-inlaid sabers, 20 flowering sabers, 20 gold-inlaid double swords, 20 double-sharp broadswords, 20 light stars and moons, two licenses, river water mirrors, two ......

Fucha only looked at one page, and turned the back with his hands, but they were all daily miscellaneous goods, what golden begonia flower Fushou tea tray, Jin Fushou bowl, bonsai, Zhou Yun Lei Ding, Zhou Father Ding, carved box, red sandalwood cabinet, etc., densely packed with thousands of kinds, all decorated with the name and surname, number, and words of the king of the tribute country are too small to look at. Seeing that the Nala clan and the Gao Jia clan were all looking at each other, the queen smiled, handed over the tribute slip, and said to Qianlong: "It's not very to my liking, the emperor often reads books and folds here at night, I want a gathering lampstand." The girls who followed me were all older, and each of them was rewarded with a piece of woven gold satin, and five or six horses were enough. I don't like to be fancy, Wang's they are young, so they can pick more. ”

The three concubines looked at the tribute list ten times more carefully than the queen. To be honest, in addition to weapons, they all want the things on it, but compared with the example of the queen, they have to be measured, not obviously too greedy, and they have to be in line with their own hearts, and they also took a lot of thought, they all looked at the list, and secretly weighed it in their hearts. Qianlong saw Xiao Yongcong in the arms of the nurse, staring at the black pupils and staring at him curiously, he couldn't help but kiss him, and called the nurse to come to his side, but he still didn't hug him, only leaned out in the chair to play, and asked, "Can you talk?" It's called Huang Ama! Xiao Yongcong stared, seemed to think for a while, and burst out with a sentence:

"Long live Huang Amma!"

"Okay, even the monarch and the minister understand!" Qianlong was overjoyed, smiled so much that his eyes narrowed, and said, "Reward you with a small sword!" Reward your nurse with a piece of satin, ten pieces of gold and soft satin! You, a big woman, must stand out in this satin garment. ”

For a while, Wang's had already picked up, and she wanted a red sandalwood carved phoenix basin stand and a large glass interstitial mirror dressing table. I didn't dare to ask for anything more, Gao Jiashi also liked the dressing table, so he also picked one, and asked for a beast-faced Hanyu square furnace, and a fat jade carving passion flower grass is different, which is already worth more than 10,000 gold, and it is enough. But Nala wanted a few more for his sons. She asked for a pair of golden pancreatic boxes, a pair of Hanyu double-ring Xizi beast noodle stoves, another pair of golden Ruyi tea trays, and another pair of fat jade dragon carved vases. I took a fancy to Wang's dressing table, but there was only a pair, because he saw that Qianlong didn't pay attention, he smiled and said to Wang's with a low smile: "Sister, I see that your original set of jade-inlaid sandalwood dressing table is full of good, and my Eight Immortals' birthday lacquer is a little old." You picked a new one this time, and let me make your original one better, okay? Wang is the first person in Qianlong to pick things by name, and he cares about his identity, he feels uncomfortable when he hears this, and he feels that he can't offend this concubine who is second only to the queen, so he reluctantly smiled and said: "Mine is your master's, what do you say, look at this one, when I get it, you will be lifted by someone." Gao Jia's heart was bright, she also felt that Nala was greedy, and said slightly: "Two dressing tables and three women, here are also two peach kills three soldiers." Wang's only needs so much, do you still have to pay for it? I still have two emerald ones in my library, and my sister will carry them to me. ”

"How dare I ask for my sister?" Nala was already blushing, and sneered: "Look at my greed, the first two sons are also worth Jun'en, the three of them are equal, and I am the least!" This time, the Wang family also had an outlet, and muttered in a low voice: "The elder brothers have their own ......" Gao Jia's family has a daughter, and now she has a shy belly, and she has not come to the water for two months, and her position was before the Nala clan, just because she couldn't raise her eyebrows without a son, so she pouted and said: "The emperor is still young, and we don't know how to give birth." Wang, just let it go, this kind of thing will happen again in the future. Nala's face became more and more unbearable, and he asked, "What did my sister say?" I didn't hear it! ”

The three of them spoke in higher and higher voices, and the queen had already heard them, and felt that they were too unorthodox, so she said with a pleasant face on the side: "The master is in front of you, what do you have to say, be careful and lose your manners!" Qianlong teased Yongcong, listened to Fucha's words, turned his face and asked, "What did you say?" Fucha smiled: "It's nothing, they pick things and dazzle, I help them come up with ideas." Qianlong smiled, turned around again, touched Yongcong's little cock and asked:

"What is this?"

"Keys!"

"What key?"

"Bronze Key!"

"Do you want a key?" Qianlong couldn't help but smile, glanced at the nurse with a tall breast, and asked.

"The key opens the door."

"Open—the door?"

"Open the door and ask for someone!"

Qianlong and the others couldn't help it anymore, and even the eunuchs and palace maids laughed together. The little cock stood up, peed on the "sting" ground, and urinated on Qianlong's face.