After saying that, the climbed a big tree! It's as if it's open! The slut held the branch, very proud, and twisted his ass at the black bear: "Come on, chase me, chase me, chase me and let you hehehe." ”

Seeing the stinking appearance of the, I couldn't help but remind me from a distance: "Stop playing!" Bears can climb trees! ”

The didn't seem to hear clearly, and put his hand to his ear: "What? Big brother, what did you say? Fertile trough? It's it, it's creeping up! Help ......"

"Help!" I let out a low cry and rushed over!

But before I had run a few steps, I stopped again, looked back at the corpse sitting on the ground, and asked, "Why don't you move?" ”

The corpse's mouth rattled a few times, and a muffled voice sounded: "My legs are frozen, help me." ”

In the spirit of respecting the old and loving the young, I helped him up, but ...... I take a with a heartless eye, an old, weak, sick and disabled zombie, will it really be the opponent of the black bear? As I think about this, I can't help but worry about my safety......

Since the corpse is frozen, let's call it a 'zombie' for the time being.

After picking up the zombie, seeing his trembling appearance, I couldn't help but ask, "Uncle, how is it?" Can I walk on my own? Do you want to help you? ”

Who knew that he nodded shamelessly: "Young man, it would be better if you could help me." ”

I almost fainted, can this thing be useless anymore? At this time, the black bear had already knocked the to the ground, ready to 'overlord hard bow', and the was struggling and shouting for help!

I didn't care so much, I rushed straight over, jumped in the air, rode on the black bear, and grabbed its ears! The black bear was in pain and raised his head, which allowed the to escape!

The breathed a sigh of relief, but I couldn't ride a tiger! Because the black bear became more irritable, the man stood up and tried to throw me off!

I clamped the black bear's belly tightly with my legs, and with the force of my hands, I tore off one of the black bear's ears! The black bear frantically crashed into the tree, and when I saw that the situation was not good, I quickly let go, fell and rolled on the snow a few times before stopping, and I was still holding a bloody bear ear in my hand!

At this time, the old, weak, sick and disabled zombies also jumped over, and asked with a stiff face, "What should I do?" ”

I stood up, patted the snow off my body and said, "Wrap yourself around the black bear and create an opportunity for us to escape." ”

"Wrap it up on me." The zombie agreed, and staggered left and right and jumped towards the black bear, like a drunk.

"Big brother, is he reliable?" The walked up to me and asked.

"Don't worry about it, let's pick up Uncle Wang and run away."

However...... The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny. Although my escape plan was good, the black bear was too vindictive, and it slapped the old, weak, sick and disabled zombie to the ground and rushed towards me again! It seems that he wants to avenge the 'revenge of the ear'!

At this critical moment, I thought quickly in my head and quickly thought of a solution! Turning his head to look at the, he asked, "Do you believe me?" ”

The paused: "Believe it." ”

"Okay, you take the bear ears and climb the tree, I'll find a way to save you."

The's face was puzzled: "Help me? How do you know the black bear will chase me......"

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Two seconds later, the ran beautifully on the snow, chasing a vicious black bear behind him! The shouted as he ran away, "Big brother, you are simply a god!" How do you know the black bear is going to chase me? ”

I said stupid b in my heart, you have bear ears, can the black bear not chase you?

Of course, I didn't give the bear ears to the, I didn't want him to die, I just wanted him to stall for time. After a few months of acquaintance, I found that although he is a bit stupid and sometimes likes to make cheap mistakes, he is indeed blessed with a great life, and a black bear can't kill him.

Taking advantage of the's delay, I hurriedly looked around for a stone, and soon found a stone weighing more than 30 catties!

As for the...... I don't know how he did it, he was once again thrown to the ground by the black bear, the black bear opened its bloody mouth, and when it was about to bite him to death, the old, weak, sick and disabled zombies arrived in time! Shove a frozen arm into the black bear's mouth.

The black bear bit hard, only to hear two clicks, it seems that the tooth has been knocked out!

"Hold down the black bear!" I rushed over with a stone in my arms and shouted!

The hugged the black bear's hind legs, the zombie pressed the black bear's head, and I rushed to the neighborhood and rode on the black bear again! Lift the stone and smash it in the head! This stone weighed more than 30 pounds, so after only two blows, the black bear broke its head and bled out, it struggled violently, threw off the zombies, and then the man stood up!

I was about to smash the boulder for the third time, when I suddenly lost my center of gravity and fell!

The who was lying on the ground, holding the hind legs of the black bear, was hit by me and was smashed underneath me, but I also felt uncomfortable because the boulder smashed into my chest!

After the black bear broke free, it fled frantically, and no longer had the courage to fight! But when it escaped, it panicked and rushed in the direction where Chen Ying was! I secretly said in my heart that it was not good! Hurriedly push away the boulder on your chest and prepare to go to the rescue!

Chen Ying was so frightened that she retreated backwards, but was grabbed by Du Yue's arm.

"What? You let it go! ”

Du Yue turned a deaf ear, pulled out a pistol from his waist with his other hand, and aimed it at the black bear and fired five robberies! The black bear let out a wail and fell to the ground! The sound of gunfire echoed in the wilderness, and it was especially loud! The asked with a confused expression on his face, "Big brother, why didn't she use it sooner if she had a gun?" ”

I didn't answer because I also had two big Chinese characters written on my face: 懵发.

At this time, Du Yue shouted in the distance: "Hurry up, the sound of gunfire will attract other beasts!" ”

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When Uncle Wang woke up, he saw his father jumping around on the ground, and he almost fainted with fright! Fortunately, I explained a few words, and he reluctantly accepted it, and I comforted: "Uncle Wang, don't be sad, although the black bear ate your father's meat, it has died, and this revenge is also avenged, let's go back." ”

Uncle Wang sighed: "Alas, okay, it's good to be able to recover the body." ”

So, a group of five of us walked back along the footprints, followed by a terrifying zombie jumping around.

Because the appearance of the corpse was too scary, Chen Ying didn't dare to look at it, but she couldn't help but peek.

Seeing Chen Ying's cute appearance, the couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "Big brother, can I pursue Chen Ying?" ”

"I'm afraid not, her father will beat you to death."

The shifted the target and asked, "Then can I pursue Du Yue?" ”

"She? The age difference is too much, she's about ten years older than you. I said in a low voice.

Who knew that the looked at me contemptuously: "Big brother, you don't understand this, love knows no age, borders, race and gender!" ”

I was startled, and hurriedly distanced myself from him, asking, "Regardless of race?" You wouldn't be gay, would you? ”

"Of course not, I learned this sentence from a book......"

Although the always wanted to hit Du Yue's idea, he was still stopped by me, which was for his personal safety. Du Yue's background is a bit mysterious, and he also carries a gun with him, in case the cheap man angers others, the consequences are unimaginable.

When I returned to the highway, it was already midnight, Uncle Wang and the cheap man were so tired that they sat on the ground, I exercised all year round, but I didn't feel tired. Chen Ying was carried out by Du Yue, she couldn't walk halfway through, I originally said that I wanted to carry her, but Du Yue said that men and women don't kiss, and then they carried Chen Ying.

Although this woman looks cold, she has a good heart.

In addition, she carried Chen Ying on her back for more than an hour, without even sweating, and her wheezing was very even, which couldn't help but make me secretly frightened! Du Yue is definitely a master! Even though Chen Ying is not fat, she has about 100 catties, and she walks for an hour with a 100-pound weight on her back, and she never stops halfway, and her strength and endurance far exceed that of an adult strong man! If I had the strength, I would probably be able to kill the black bear with my bare hands!

We fought with the black bear just now, and in Du Yue's eyes, it should be similar to a child's house......

"See what?" Du Yue asked coldly.

I was so distracted that I forgot to withdraw my gaze, lowered my head slightly, and said, "Sorry, rude." Then he looked at Chen Ying: "You have also seen the corpse, and your curiosity is satisfied, go home first, and let Sister Du send you." ”

"What about you?" Chen Ying leaned on Du Yue's back and asked.

"I'm going to leave the aftermath, help them with the funeral, and re-select the tomb."

"Will you be chatting with me next weekend?"

"Yes. According to the contract, I will not resign until next week, and I will rush back in time, don't worry. ”

Chen Ying smiled and nodded, opened the car door, and jumped into the car.

Du Yue hugged her shoulders: "I heard that the little girl of the Chen family has autism, but she talks and laughs at you, you are quite interesting." Come on, if we can really marry Chen Ying, we will have the opportunity to meet. After speaking, Du Yue also got into the car and left directly, and the taillights gradually disappeared from sight.

The three of us stood on the side of the dark road with a corpse, and the gossiped and asked, "Big brother, do you really want to marry Chen Ying?" ”

"Marry a fart!" I said angrily: "I'm not very familiar with Chen Ying!" ”

"Oh." The cheap man shrunk his neck: "It's so cold, big brother, come to Zhang Yangfu to keep warm." ”

"Take a fart! I'm not very familiar with Yang Fu either! ”

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