Seal people for it?!

The audience was shocked!

Guan Jiu said: "This 'blood nine orifices' is to seal the nine orifices of a person after death!" The reason why there is blood on the jade is because the corpse was not soaked with blood before it was stiff! Why is there a fragrance on it?! That's because of the use of it to prevent the smell of corpses! Such a jade is terrifying! Whoever takes it will be unlucky for at least three months! ”

Everyone was shocked and their mouths opened wide! looked at Guan Jiu in shock, and looked at Xu Zishan suspiciously.

Xu Zishan's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly said: "Dad! Don't listen to this stinky boy! He can't come up with anything decent, so he slanders the gift I gave you! ”

Guan Jiu sneered: "I slander you?!" Are you worthy? The nine orifices of human beings are the eyes, ears, mouth, nose, yin, and anus! And the piece of jade you bought, so immortal, happens to be the 'chrysanthemum knack' of the 'Blood Nine Orifices'! The best of bad luck! As for whether what I said is true or not, won't you check it on the Internet for yourself! ”

Everyone hurriedly trembled, turned on their mobile phones, and checked the Internet, and sure enough!

Chrysanthemum tricks!

Jade specially used to seal chrysanthemums!

They just put it to their lips and sniffed its strange fragrance!

"Gross~!"

The relatives, one by one, turned pale, all rushed out of the box, ran to the bathroom, and vomited!

Xu Zishan is the worst!

He threw up twice!

I finally forgot about that cup of "beer", and now there is a "chrysanthemum"!

When he first bought this piece of jade, because of its wonderful touch, he also deliberately wiped his body with it after every bath!

Looking back now, he even had the heart to skin himself!

Chi Meijuan and her relatives all went to vomit.

Only Yao Qinghua was well determined and didn't move.

And Yao Tao was stunned, crying and laughing.

She was glad that she hadn't joined the "vomit army", but she couldn't be happy to see everyone running out and vomiting.

"You ......," she said to Guan Jiu, "I don't even know what to say about you......

"Then don't say it!" Guan Jiu said indifferently.

It took a long time before everyone came back listlessly.

"You!" Xu Zishan pointed at Guan Jiu, his face was pale, and he said weakly, "You obviously know that there is a problem with jade, why didn't you say it earlier!" ”

The others also looked at Guan Jiu with resentment, and they were already spitting up and scolding Guan Jiu.

Guan Jiu said indifferently: "Am I very familiar with you?!" Why should I tell you! Besides, it's obvious that you bought the jade back and infected everyone with the evil spirit! You're the culprit! Harm others and yourself! Now that I think about it, I blame why I didn't do my homework when I bought it in the first place! You can find out what you can find out on the Internet, and you still blame me?! Excuse me! ”

Everyone thought, yes! Just look it up on the Internet! It seems that it is still Xu Zishan's problem!

He didn't check it himself, and he bought the jade back! Scourge to the masses!

Everyone pointed the spearhead of resentment at Xu Zishan.

Xu Zishan was so angry that he almost fainted!

Moreover, Yao Qinghua has already said that he doesn't want this jade!

Xu Zishan took this hot jade, and he couldn't throw it away, and he couldn't keep it!

Millions of jade stones have become a piece of chicken ribs!

"Guan Jiu! You just talked about me, what kind of gift did you prepare for our dad! Xu Zishan shouted again, "Take it out and take a look!" ”

"Yes! Take it out and take a look! Yao Jing also helped!

"Smack"!

Guan Jiu slapped a piece of black stuff on the table!

"Ahh Xu Zishan was so frightened that he hid directly behind his wife and said in horror, "You...... What are you doing! ”

Everyone in the audience also looked at Guan Jiu in horror!

Because Guan Jiu slapped on the table was a gun!

Pistol!

"Guan Jiu! What are you doing! Even his wife, Yao Tao, looked at Guan Jiu angrily!

She didn't expect her husband to dare to show his gun on his father's birthday!

"Browning M1906!" Guan Jiu said indifferently, "It was put into production in 1906, with a caliber of 6.35mm, a mass of 350g, and a 6.35×15.5mm half-bottom edge automatic pistol cartridge, with a magazine capacity of 6 rounds and an effective range of 30m. Its value lies in the fact that it is the first batch of M1906 produced in the United States, and Mr. Du Xinwu used this pistol to protect Mr. Zaizhi and Mr. Dezun many times......"

Guan Jiu narrated the origin of this pistol.

The crowd listened attentively.

And with Guan Jiu's narration, Yao Tao's eyes began to soften.

Regardless of whether what he said is true or not, at least Guan Jiu's words can prove that he has no malicious intentions and is very careful to prepare gifts for his father!

Yao Qinghua was secretly surprised!

Because according to Guan Jiu, this gun is Du Xinwu's matching gun!

And the "Mr. Zaizhi" in his mouth is Sun Zhongshan! "Mr. Dezun" is a Song Sect!

If it is really as Guan Jiu said, then this gun can have great historical value and humanistic value!

Worth at least 300,000!

How could Guan Jiu have so much money!

"Hahahaha!" Xu Zishan suddenly laughed like a nervous path, shook his mobile phone, and said proudly, "Guan Jiu, Guan Jiu!" You don't even make drafts if you brag! I just looked it up online! The gun you are talking about is there, but it's not yours! That gun is now being kept in the 'Castle Museum'! It is the collection of Du Changchun, the richest man in Sucheng! Du Changchun Du Lao is the descendant of Du Xinwu! ”

As soon as the relatives present were reminded by Xu Zishan, they quickly took out their mobile phones and checked on the Internet, and sure enough, it was as Xu Zishan said!

"Cut!" Chi Meijuan snorted coldly disdainfully, "It turned out to be fake!" ”

Xu Zishan smiled proudly: "Guan Jiu! You just asked us to look up the 'Nine Tricks of Blood' on the Internet, but I didn't expect that we could also find out the origin of this gun on the Internet! It's called 'shooting yourself in the foot'! ”

The relatives also shook their heads in disdain.

Although Xu Zishan's "Blood Nine Tips" is unlucky, after all, it was bought with real money, and when he bought it, he did not know it in advance, and there was no malicious intent;

But this Guan Jiu is holding a toy gun to deceive the old man, which is a bad character!

However, Guan Jiu didn't panic at all, but said lightly: "What if I tell you that this gun is the one in the museum?!" ”

"Nonsense!" Xu Zishan sneered, "What do you mean, is Du Lao giving you his family heirloom treasure for nothing?!" ”

"I paid for it." Guan Jiu said lightly.

"See!" Xu Zishan became even more proud, and said loudly, "I'll just say that he braggs!" Do you know how much this gun is worth? Ten thousand?! Twenty thousand?! No! At least worth 400,000! You are a waste son-in-law, how much money can you have?! ”

"It's okay!" Yao Tao said, "Husband, although this is a fake gun, your intention is real!" ”

"Not bad!" Yao Qinghua also nodded, "Hehe, Guan Jiu, I took this gun!" The point is not the authenticity of the gift, but the rare you have this heart! ”

"Dad," Guan Jiu shook his head and smiled bitterly, "The real point is that this gun is real!" Worth 380,000! I bought it from the museum manager! If you treat it as a fake, wouldn't it be dusting the orb?! If you really don't believe me, you can go to the museum tomorrow and ask, or you can call the online phone directly......"

"This kid!" Yao Qinghua was slightly displeased, and reprimanded with a straight face, "Dad has received this intention of yours!" If you sincerely give Dad a gift, Dad will be very happy, even if you make a gift yourself, Dad can accept it! However, if you have to use a fake to give yourself a façade in order to appear in front of others, then it is really a matter of character! ”

"That's it!" Chi Meijuan also reprimanded, "How big a field, how big a land!" If you don't have the ability, don't pretend to be a B! ”

Guan Jiu can now finally understand why Bian Hehui shed blood and tears when he hugged "He's Bi......

Because Bian He is weak, no one will treat the Heshi Bi he mined as a treasure!

This is the truth of the "original sin of the weak"!

Guan Jiu wanted to say something more, but Yao Tao kicked him under the table! Guan Jiu had no choice but to shut up!

Xu Zishan looked at Guan Jiu's bitter gourd face, and was overjoyed!

Finally a win!

Today, because of Guan Dove, I vomited twice! vomited so much that my legs and stomach were spinning......

Xu Zishan suddenly felt a little puzzled, isn't this Guan Gu a waste?!

No matter how you deal with a waste by yourself, you will almost exhaust your strength!

And if you summarize the number of wins and losses today, you will lose more and win less! Kill 800 enemies and lose 3,000 yourself!

Xu Zishan felt that he was about to become a waste......

Thinking about it like this, he was upset again!

At this moment, a waiter, holding a POS machine, walked in: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you are satisfied with the service of this store!" The store is almost closed, who can settle the bill! ”

Xu Zishan was suddenly overjoyed!

Here's your chance!

"I'm coming!" Xu Zishan stood up and asked loudly, "How much?!" ”

"A total of 660,000 yuan, plus a tip of 10,000 yuan, 670,000 yuan, a 98% discount is ......"

Everyone present was secretly frightened when they heard it!

It's nearly 700,000 in one meal!

Xu Zishan was also taken aback!

But fortunately, today's AA, he secretly rejoiced that he had a bet with Guan Jiu's sling before!

"No discounts!" Xu Zishan waved his hand domineeringly, took out his card, and said, "Swipe half, and the other half will be paid by that gentleman!" ”

The audience followed Xu Zishan's finger direction and looked at Guan Jiu!

"What?!" Yao Qinghua was surprised, "Guan Jiu pays?!" ”

"What?!" Yao Tao was even more surprised, "Guan Jiu, didn't you tell your dad about the bet you made with your brother-in-law?!" ”

Yao Tao thought that Guan Jiu had already told his father when he picked him up at the door.

Chi Meijuan was furious: "You waste! What do you have to argue with your brother-in-law! ”

Yao Tao sighed and said, "Dad, you settle the account for Guan Jiu!" ”

Yao Qinghua said blankly: "I didn't bring so much money!" ”

Because of the fear of being stolen, the bank card bound to the mobile phone did not exceed 100,000!