Chapter 1: The Noble Son of the Country
Gu Heyang was an amazing beautiful young man, but at this time, he was thrown into a secret room by a bearded man, and the golden mansion chief Ma Jindao, who was wearing a sable robe, sat on a tiger skin chair in the center of the secret room.
Jin Lou said: "Say, how many times have you done this?" ”
Gu Heyang said: "The building chief should kill me." ”
Jin Lou said: "Do you think this is a slaughterhouse?" ”
Gu Heyang said: "What's the difference?" ”
Jin Lou said: "Young man, you have a deep misunderstanding of our hospital's business. ”
"Then let's have a bottle of crane top red, I'll cut it myself." Gu Heyang paused, as if he felt that something was wrong, and then added: "The medicine money will be deducted from my tuition fee." ”
"Presumptuous! Who do you bury? Do you really think that our academy can't even afford to buy a bottle of crane top red? The bearded man pulled out his knife and stepped forward and scolded: "Since you are seeking death by yourself, then don't blame the uncle, you're welcome!" ”
Jin Lou said: "Da Zhuang, you are impulsive again, how many times have you told you, you must be patient with students." ”
Da Zhuang said indignantly: "Master Lou, I don't understand, why do you want to favor this product everywhere?" Ever since I came to our academy with this product, I never studied hard, I just wanted to escape, I was arrested and beaten, and I continued to flee after being beaten, I have never seen such a brazen student! ”
Jin Lou Chang sighed and said, "Da Zhuang, for the sake of his father's face of paying a huge amount of sponsorship, let's go around him again." ”
Da Zhuang exclaimed: "Elder Lou! How can you tell the secrets of our academy? Beware of the ears on the wall! ”
Jin Lou Chang smiled: "It's okay, if you don't say this, I won't say it, who can know?" ”
"Him!" Da Zhuang pointed at Gu Heyang and continued: "Elder Lou, I think it's better to chop him with a knife!"
Jin Lou Chang smiled: "Da Zhuang, you are impulsive again, how many times have you told you, you must be patient with students, have you not forgotten, bribery in our dynasty will be sentenced to be beheaded, even if he is not afraid of death, he should think about his family." ”
Da Zhuang said: "The chief of the building is reasonable, but I still don't know something, others enter the academy in the hope that they can get ahead one day, don't you have any dreams for this product?" ”
Hearing this, the chief of the golden building looked at Gu Heyang, who was half-leaning on the corner, and asked, "Is there one?" ”
Gu Heyang said: "Of course there is, if you don't have a dream, what is the difference between being a man and salted fish?" ”
Jin Lou's eyes lit up and said: "Yes, the son can be taught, tell me what your dream is?" ”
Gu Heyang said: "My dream is the D cup. ”
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This day was the 108th time that Gu Heyang failed to escape from the Peak Academy.
Things have to start from three years ago, that year there was no vision, the nine stars were not connected, the government and the opposition were harmonious, and the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law of the people were happy, in short, it was an ordinary year that could no longer be ordinary, that is, late one night in this year, there was a sudden explosion in the sky, Gu Heyang appeared on the stage, only to see him sitting up straight from the mourning hall with a cold dagger in his hand, and the faces of everyone in the hall were shocked.
That's right, Gu Heyang crossed over and traveled to an unspeakable dynasty - the Great Southern Dynasty.
A doomsday news reporter, with the courage of a master artist, broke into the zombie lair alone, and there were no bones left to be gnawed by a group of monsters, and when he woke up again, he was lying on the mourning hall.
The rich and invincible Gu family Qian Zhuang Shaozhuang owner is Gu Heyang's identity in this life, Gu Heyang in the previous life threw his head and spilled blood for his career, and finally ended up with a tragic end of no bones, saying that there are no bones is actually not absolute, the zombie brothers still left him something, seven gallstones, eight kidney stones, two porcelain teeth, and a number of useless groups of human bodies and so on.
Gu Heyang in this life seems to have seen it, every day in addition to eating and waiting for death, he is eating and waiting for death, anyway, he is rich, his father is rich, and his whole family is rich, in the eyes of the Gu family, they only think that the idle young owner is now so decadent under the major stimulation of that incident, because the original owner of this body was once a famous genius in Shili Eight Villages.
"If it weren't for the female bandit of the Black Wind Village on the way to Beijing to catch the exam, she was robbed, she couldn't think about it, and she hanged herself, which delayed the time for the exam. Every time Gu Youqian thought of this, he couldn't help but burst into tears.
"Don't stop Tanhualang, according to the young master's original knowledge, he will definitely be able to be the top student in high school! So, the culprit is the female bandit! The housekeeper Wang Er couldn't help but be indignant and said: "A noble son of a beautiful country has become such a waste wood that does not seek progress today, all because of that dominatrix!" ”
Gu Youqian said: "Our Gu family has been in business for eighteen generations, and now the poor are only left with money, and finally there is such a literate person as my son, and he is about to glorify his ancestors, but who ever thought, who ever thought, hey......"
Mazi stepped forward to comfort him: "Master, don't be sad, fortunately, the young master is still alive now, but then again, we were going to set fire to the mountain that night, who knew that we were the first to climb the mountain, and I still don't know which hero did it?" ”
Wang Erdao: "It doesn't matter who he is, who he loves, it's okay, let's do it, anyway, now the young master only thinks that the dominatrix is dead." Hey, it's all to blame for our young master's handsomeness, if he looks like a master, there are no such at all. ”
Gu Youqian cried even louder.
Wang Er, Mazi looked at Gu Youqian in astonishment, and said almost at the same time: "Master! Young master, isn't he ......?"
Gu Youqian cried and scolded: "Bastard thing! Of course, I was born, and her mother was the village flower of our village when she was young! ”
Mazi said, "Oh, okay. But master, if you had listened to me and let the young master practice martial arts, with our young master's bones, it would be no problem to deal with a dominatrix! ”
Wang Erdao: "What's the use of talking about this now? The young master has experienced the heavy damage of the Black Wind Village, and now he has become a piece of scrap copper and rotten iron, not to mention practicing martial arts, it is difficult to learn literature. ”
Gu Youqian wiped a handful of tears and said, "No! I must repair my son's scrap copper and rotten iron into a great sword before I die! ”
So, in the middle of the night when the wind was dark and the wind was high and suitable for all kinds of waves, Gu Youqian arranged for the nursing yard Mazi and the housekeeper Wang Er to tie up the sleeping Gu Heyang Wuhua and throw them into the peak academy, which is known as the world's first cow!
Peak Academy, that's not an ordinary cow. For example, the amazing school environment. The academy is located in the famous Feng Shui treasure land of Pig Waist Mountain, which was originally a verdant mass grave, surrounded by thorns and many organs; Another example is the strong and sunny faculty. The teachers hired by the academy are all versatile and have rich life experience, including those who have sold rat medicine, worked as bustards, played tricks on the streets, mixed up with gangs, set up stalls and told fortunes, and so on.
As soon as Gu Heyang opened his eyes, he was lying in such a place, and a crumpled letter was stuffed in his hand.
Wu'er:
From today on, you are the private property of Peak Academy, and Lao Tzu has paid the huge tuition fees and sponsorship fees for you for three years! In the past few years, you have obediently given Lao Tzu training in the academy, don't make trouble! In addition, Lao Tzu spent a lot of money to invite the village blacksmith to give you a set of arm guards, as for how to use it, don't ask Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will not, think about it yourself......