Chapter 227: He Yuan's Outwitting
Things often don't go the way you think, but they do go the way someone thinks.
This is probably a manifestation of good fortune.
But the straight line of fate rubbed together by chance, the only thing is to toss it well, and try to break this straight line into a curve that conforms to your own mind step by step - this is the voice of Miss He Yuan.
It's just that this voice is a conclusion that can only be reached after she has been "ravaged".
"You don't have anything to tell me?" Zhou Minrui squinted, the not very soft sunlight sprinkled on his body like gold, but there was a tenderness everywhere, even if he was looking at He Yuan who was calm now, it still made him look like an immortal man.
As we all know, once this is not said very clearly, the lethality will naturally be discounted, and He Yuan listens to it, and he is not as frightened as he imagined.
Zhou Minrui's eyes flashed, looked at the crown prince Zhou Minchang and the others, arched his hand, and casually threw a sentence, "We'll come when we go." ”
Before He Yuan could react, he was vigorously pulled to his side by Zhou Minrui, and dragged him towards the dense forest.
"Help...... Yun Yun ...... "He Yuan's reaction was only half a beat slower, but unfortunately, it was this half beat that made her lose the best time to call for help."
What just happened?
Actually, it's like this.
He Yuan has been bullied by the sanctimonious, gentle and jade-like Zhou Minrui since he was a child, it is really miserable, you can't imagine the miserable, coupled with Zhou Minrui's angelic appearance, the temperament of Yan Xian'er, you can bend and stretch and suffocate your eloquence, after Xiao He Yuan was "forced" to top the bag countless times, from heart to body, I felt deeply powerless.
This sense of powerlessness led to a crazy obsession with martial arts scripts when I first learned to read and write...... I forgot how old it was, anyway, after being deeply bullied, He Yuan was fortunate to get acquainted with a martial arts joke book of the king of the book, and since then, he has been infatuated to the point that he can't extricate himself.
The heroes in the script, the force value is almost all towering to amazing, the degree of black belly has basically reached the point that people all over the world are mentally handicapped in front of him, and his face is as angular as a knife, with thick eyebrows and sharp eyes, burly and tall, upright, upright, anyway, whether it is from the front, the side or the back, it is very different from her own father's bad ruffian appearance and Zhou Minrui's gentle angelic appearance.
In the script, men see loyalty, women see beauty, and young people can see the persistence of love, He Yuan thinks so and fantasizes about it.
He Yuan has fantasized more than once that there is such a hero, looking at the petite and weak self who was being bullied, and bravely stepped forward, beating Zhou Minrui's nose and swollen face, wailing again and again, hugging his head and running away......
Aha...... She just woke up laughing countless times, countless times!
But the hero has never appeared, no matter how petite and weak she is, she is also a temperamental county lord, her status has been raised, she can fight back, she is not afraid! (=·= Are you sure?) )
Since you have decided to outwit, you have to have a trick to outwit.
At that time, He Yuan's eyes were rolling, she almost didn't know if Zhou Minrui had weaknesses, but she knew that he was afraid of chili peppers, although she was not very sure about this, but since she was a child, she had never seen this guy eat a bite of spicy things, so she ...... She's ready to try.
She quietly took advantage of the gap between selecting green vegetables to ask Zhou Minrui to bring the basket of white and thick small mushrooms, and then sprinkled chili powder as delicate as spores in the umbrella cover of the mushrooms......
Aha! Little, let you bully me! Just let you plant it on the food you brought with your own hands! Aha!
When she squinted her eyes and watched Zhou Minrui bite the mushroom containing chili powder as if she were watching a good show, the show started as she expected, and it was not so in line with her expectations.
He Yuan, who was originally gloating on the side watching those chili seeds spread in his mouth, and had to desperately suppress his urge to hold his stomach and burst into laughter, thinking about Zhou Minrui, Zhou Minrui, it turns out that you also stumbled on me one day, sure enough, sure enough, the feeling of torturing people is so good, no wonder you scumbag used to torture me every day.
But who knows, the plot suddenly reversed......
He Yuan was pulled by him and went straight into the cherry grove, turned a few corners, and He Yuan, who had a very poor sense of direction, couldn't recognize where he was, and then ...... He Yuan was forced by Zhou Minrui to stand under a tree and stand upright! Because, she was completely wrapped around the trunk of the tree by his two arms.
Zhou Minrui's eyes looked directly into her eyes, the tip of his nose was almost opposite to the tip of her nose, his gaze was sharp, and He Yuan was frightened by his appearance and sent a chill down his spine.
"Ahem......" He Yuan coughed dryly, she was very scared at this moment, what if this guy in front of her retaliated against me?
Zhou Minrui's chest was violently bullied, showing his anger, and the gas that erupted between his snorts directly greeted He Yuan's face, and wiped his cheeks past his ears.
It's so itchy......>_<
"You...... I...... That ......" He Yuan's eyes flickered, and he didn't know what excuse to use to quibble.
But before He Yuan could think of a good explanation, Zhou Minrui gave her no chance to speak again.
His mouth was suddenly blocked, and when He Yuan reacted, his brain went blank in an instant.
Zhou Minrui, he he, he, he......
At this time, he was blocking He Yuan's usual babbling mouth with his mouth, and his lips kept rubbing against hers.
"Still biting me?" He Yuan's brain was instant, but his consciousness was still clear, he not only bit her, but after biting, he also stretched out his tongue to lick and lick!!
He Yuan suddenly stiffened on the trunk of the tree, surrounded by the scorching breath of a man, and after a long time of coming back to her senses, she shook her head vigorously and struggled, reaching out to push him hard.
Zhou Minrui finally showed grace and let go of He Yuan's red and glamorous little lips, but his hands were still fixed on her shoulders, his eyes sparkled and he looked down at her, and asked in a glutinous voice (because it was swollen): "What does it feel?" ”
He didn't say that it was okay, but as soon as he said it, He Yuan realized the feeling on his lips at this time - one word, pain!
How can this chili pepper be so powerful?
There was a hot pain on her lips, as if she had been sandpapered on her lips, and small wounds were infiltrating the spicy salt water into her skin, which made her whole person seem to burn, and the tears fell uncontrollably, and her vision gradually blurred, so that in this haze, she only felt that Zhou Minrui was holding two meat sausages in her mouth.
"Hahaha...... "It's so joyful!"
He Yuan's short-circuited brain swirled instantly, and when she considered that she was actually a person with strong willpower, she would not be confused by his joyful appearance.
This man is a traitor!
So, He Yuan exaggerated her clumsy acting skills, she whined and wailed, gritted her teeth but vaguely pointed at Zhou Minrui and scolded: "You egg, Liuwang, Qin Whoo!" actually shouted at me with the sub-seed Fang Hua, you are simply heary and human! (Friendly reminder: you bastard, scoundrel, beast, you actually take revenge on me in this way, you are simply inhuman!) )
Remembering that the two of them were mouth-to-mouth just now, He Yuan wailed again: "God, what a bamboo shooter I am, I will be precious to you!" (Friendly reminder: God, what a pure person I am, I have been ruined by you.) )
Zhou Minrui's eyes showed a hint of panic, but he quickly calmed down, deliberately snuggled his own sausage mouth, and said as if he was learning He Yuan's tone: "If it's wrong, it's wrong, let's go wrong." (Friendly reminder: if it is ruined, it will be ruined, and we will destroy it together.) )
"I have a complete set of Lan Xianren scripts, show you?" Zhou Minrui added a sentence very appropriately, and successfully blocked He Yuan's mouth that he was about to open again.
As mentioned earlier, He Yuan is obsessed with martial arts scripts, especially those written by Lan Xianren.
Looking at his face as a capitalist tyrant, He Yuan really wanted to pick up the soles of his shoes and then call him over...... But she has to endure it, for the sake of her Lan Xianren treasure, she endures!
Zhou Minrui took He Yuan's hand, kissed it lightly with his sausage mouth, raised his head, looked at her with burning eyes, and said with a look: "Don't be angry, I won't do this next time." ”
"Next time? Do you want to have a next time? He Yuan was angry again.
"I'm sorry, but so am I...... I didn't mean to. Zhou Minrui was like a child who had done something wrong, lowered his head, held He Yuan's hand and didn't let go, usurped tightly, and apologized in a muffled voice.
He Yuan eats soft and not hard, too easy to be soft-hearted, at this time, seeing him apologize to himself as a good son, the anger in his heart was once again inexplicably extinguished.
is like this every time, every time she is bullied, she can play with him again, which shows He Yuan's soft-heartedness and how good Zhou Minrui is at controlling her temper.
In fact, He Yuan is a good girl who is very good at self-examination, although she is angry with Zhou Minrui for belittling herself, but in the end, she is not right first, she should not secretly put chili seeds on other people's food, and the current situation shows a little bit - you can't live if you do your own evil. (≧▽≦)
Thinking of this, she had no choice but to look up to the sky and sigh painfully while being annoyed, and said, "How much do I owe you from the top position...... (Friendly reminder: how much do I owe you in my last life?) )
Zhou Minrui's eyes finally revealed a hint of a smile, but there was a frown on his face, and he sighed in He Yuan's tone: "I owe you." ”